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#16 - Well thanks, I'm glad you liked it! 10/12/2013 on My Shitty Teenage Love Story. 0
#2 - >And all she says is "Im not gonna say names, he asked…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2013 on My Shitty Teenage Love Story. +2
#18 - 4chan refugee (10/16/2013) [-]
I would give you a thumb if I could. I was instantly attracted to my boyfriend when I met him. He's like a solid 8-9 and I'm more of a 4-5 (never been in a relationship/kissed anyone ect.) I was "seeing'' his best friend, I specified I wasn't very interested in him, but apparently he loved me after knowing me for 2 days. He introduced me to my current boyfriend and I fell hard for him, and he fell for me too. I lost my virginity to him about a week after we met and he told me he loved me halfway through. 4 of his exes started spreading rumors of me cheating/being a whore and we broke up 3 times because he would sometimes believe them not.We would fight but we managed to work everything out, we spent months apart but always wound up coming back to each other. It's been 9 months and I don't regret any of it. I'm sad that his best friend got hurt but it's not much I can do to fix that. We're engaged now (he proposed with his mothers ring).

Age doesn't matter if YOU know you love them.
#15 - 4chan refugee (10/12/2013) [-]
#3 - redwrench (10/11/2013) [-]
#1 - > " I was thinking the same thing" > Firs…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2013 on My Shitty Teenage Love Story. +2
#2 - ismellasammich (10/11/2013) [-]
>And all she says is "Im not gonna say names, he asked me not too, but I met him on the fourth. I gtg"
> No replies, she changed her relationship status to "In a relationship" but to where it didn't specify with whom
> thiscantbegood.jpg
> realize she only met one of my friends on the fourth.
>Eric
>That fucking cunt
>call him out on it
>he says "No bro i wouldent do that lol"
>" Bull shit, she told me, yadda yadda"
>She fucking told you?
>Got you, asshole!
>"Well yeah, I told her, You don't have to go around bragging about losing your Vcard, it's annoying as fuck!"
> All I said was "I lost my Vcard, not that I fucked her in the shower and on her parents bed! you twat"
> It was still annoying as fuck!
>Whatever dude fuck you *Instert stream of explatives here*
> she texts me.
>We're done, I'm sorry
>Devastated.
> Pissed off and angry, at both of them
> Her for believing him over me, and him for lying about it
>Try for weeks to get her back, pretty much useless
>after a couple weeks, I give up and try to move on.
> Every girl I dated for the next few months I compared to her
> No one matched up to her, all I wanted was her
> I text her, some big long text about how I miss her and I was sorry and tried to explain the whole situation and whatnot
>She says she understands but isn't ready to talk to me
> I say I understand, and we part ways for about 2 months
>School starts back up
> I message her again, " Hey, how are you?"
> and we slowly begin to talk again
> Just idle chit chat, no deep, longlasting conversations like we had before
> We both feel really awkward, and my attempts to try to get her back dont help
> We end up fighting a lot more than normal
> one day she sends me a screen shot of a conversation her and Eric were having
> Idle chit chat till he says "Can i tell you something?"
>She replies "Sure"
> I love you, Jackie, and I'm not going to let you go."
> They aren't even dating
> she asks me what to say and I just tell her
>"whatever the fuck you want since you still talk to him
> WE start fighting and we stop talking.. again
> Come homecoming, we've both really moved on, but still talked. we both had dates and she was dating the guy she was going with
>There was a whole mess of drama with the girl I went with, but that's a different story for a different time
> WE go to different highschools, so I dont see her, but I see her pictures on facebook
> I ask her how her dance was, and she said the generic "Great we had so much fun and...hlksdgflk" kinda thing
> I say the same when she asks me
> We start talking, and I just say I was sorry for everything, the way I acted, how clingy I was when trying to get her back, etc.
> She says she was sorry for not listening to me and talking to ERic, after all that he did
> "water under the bridge babydoll" I say, out of "habit"
> "Hah, sorry, I shoulden't be saying that"
> "Saying what? (:" she replies
>"calling you 'babydoll' "
>"Ohhh that's okay! I don't mind (:"
> What about Connor?" I ask
> She goes on to tell me their relationship is trash, and he's overbearing and clingy and what not
> We talk, I console her, and we begin to have those deep conversations again.
> A few days later, she's at her schools football game and invites me to go.
> I can't because I don't have a ride
> Says she'll come over after
> Okay...?
> She shows up an hour later, and we just sit outside and talk for at least 3 hours, in the freezing cold
>inb4 ask her in faggot
> Says she's broken up with Connor
> Oh really? I ask
> Yeah!" she says with a large grin, and bites her lip.
> I kiss her, and ask " Well, will you go out with me?"
> She kisses me back, " Yes, Anon. I'm finally back home"
> Each kiss is just as good as the first one we had, butterflies and all

So that, Fj, is the story about how I got my first love back, a second time.
I'm in love with this girl, and if anyone's gonna say " You're just in highschool, they don't last forever, it isnt real love"
Then I don't want to know what "True love" is, because everytime I see this girl, I fall more and more for her.
Moral of the story?
Sometimes, what's worth having, is worth waiting, and fighting for.
#18 - 4chan refugee (10/16/2013) [-]
I would give you a thumb if I could. I was instantly attracted to my boyfriend when I met him. He's like a solid 8-9 and I'm more of a 4-5 (never been in a relationship/kissed anyone ect.) I was "seeing'' his best friend, I specified I wasn't very interested in him, but apparently he loved me after knowing me for 2 days. He introduced me to my current boyfriend and I fell hard for him, and he fell for me too. I lost my virginity to him about a week after we met and he told me he loved me halfway through. 4 of his exes started spreading rumors of me cheating/being a whore and we broke up 3 times because he would sometimes believe them not.We would fight but we managed to work everything out, we spent months apart but always wound up coming back to each other. It's been 9 months and I don't regret any of it. I'm sad that his best friend got hurt but it's not much I can do to fix that. We're engaged now (he proposed with his mothers ring).

Age doesn't matter if YOU know you love them.
#15 - 4chan refugee (10/12/2013) [-]
#3 - redwrench (10/11/2013) [-]
#1 - What game is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Glass of Juice 0
User avatar #2 - tarfyki (09/16/2013) [-]
cards against humanity



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#1 - Well said. Thumb for you, good sir. 09/16/2013 on Let's not forget 0
#161 - >Flip back going from old to new >realize he's gaine… 05/04/2013 on Best 4chan story ever -... +2
#157 - >Next picture is him in a tuxedo >captioned "PR…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Best 4chan story ever -... +2
#161 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>Flip back going from old to new
>realize he's gained at leas 60 pounds
>got that pre-double chin goin on
>Laugh my ass off when I remember his "It's not that hard to go to a gym twice a week" comment
>Laugh even harder when he ridiculed me for dating a chick a school year younger than me.
>even though we were the same age
>He's dating a junior/senior in highschool not sure which
>he's a Sophmore in college
>mfw he's become everything he hates and doesn't even realize it\
#149 - >decide to check his page >creepin.jpg >see t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Best 4chan story ever -... +2
#157 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>Next picture is him in a tuxedo
>captioned "PROM!! with the babe (:"
>lolwut.ppt
>He's been out of highschool for 2 years now
>look at upload date
>2013
>he's been out of highschool for two years, and went to prom?
>lolwut
>Notice he has a double chin forming
>ohpleaselordletthisbetrue.doc
>scroll through the older pictures
>not older by much, a few months, and I notice that its like watching before and after pictures
>mind you i'm going from recent to oldest in the album
>get to his senior photo
>Ripped/cut pretty damn muscular, not gonna lie, pretty handsome guy.
>but a total douche

#161 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>Flip back going from old to new
>realize he's gained at leas 60 pounds
>got that pre-double chin goin on
>Laugh my ass off when I remember his "It's not that hard to go to a gym twice a week" comment
>Laugh even harder when he ridiculed me for dating a chick a school year younger than me.
>even though we were the same age
>He's dating a junior/senior in highschool not sure which
>he's a Sophmore in college
>mfw he's become everything he hates and doesn't even realize it\
#143 - >Yell at T to get his facts straight and shut the hell up w…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Best 4chan story ever -... +2
#149 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>decide to check his page
>creepin.jpg
>see the community college info
>meh.gif
>see he's working at a mechanic shop
>seenbetter.wmv
>See his profile picture is a car
>lolwhatisthis2007.avi
>click on his profile picture album
>Start with the car one
>Some old Camero he's restoring or some shit
>click
#157 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>Next picture is him in a tuxedo
>captioned "PROM!! with the babe (:"
>lolwut.ppt
>He's been out of highschool for 2 years now
>look at upload date
>2013
>he's been out of highschool for two years, and went to prom?
>lolwut
>Notice he has a double chin forming
>ohpleaselordletthisbetrue.doc
>scroll through the older pictures
>not older by much, a few months, and I notice that its like watching before and after pictures
>mind you i'm going from recent to oldest in the album
>get to his senior photo
>Ripped/cut pretty damn muscular, not gonna lie, pretty handsome guy.
>but a total douche

#161 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>Flip back going from old to new
>realize he's gained at leas 60 pounds
>got that pre-double chin goin on
>Laugh my ass off when I remember his "It's not that hard to go to a gym twice a week" comment
>Laugh even harder when he ridiculed me for dating a chick a school year younger than me.
>even though we were the same age
>He's dating a junior/senior in highschool not sure which
>he's a Sophmore in college
>mfw he's become everything he hates and doesn't even realize it\
#142 - >all but me and one other freshman have six packs >I…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Best 4chan story ever -... +2
#143 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>Yell at T to get his facts straight and shut the hell up when he doesn't know what he's talking about.
>The fury of a thousand hells has been unleashed
>T lights up and riddles me with comments on my ab less body
>Rips on me for dating an 8th grader (We're the same age, I was a freshman, she was an 8th grader. her parents held her back a year for whatever fucking reason)
>Tells me to date highschool chick, and says "Oh wait, you can't because you're a fatass" or something to that affect.
>Coach hears and walks in, tell the two of us to walk it off
>finish getting dressed and go home
>T never really talked much to me after that
>just critiqued my turns on breaststroke
>fastforward to this year
>Junior year
>T graduated
>Goes to Community College, after bragging about how he might go to Oregon state
>arentyouspecial.jpg
>See he's still on the Teams facebook page
#149 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>decide to check his page
>creepin.jpg
>see the community college info
>meh.gif
>see he's working at a mechanic shop
>seenbetter.wmv
>See his profile picture is a car
>lolwhatisthis2007.avi
>click on his profile picture album
>Start with the car one
>Some old Camero he's restoring or some shit
>click
#157 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>Next picture is him in a tuxedo
>captioned "PROM!! with the babe (:"
>lolwut.ppt
>He's been out of highschool for 2 years now
>look at upload date
>2013
>he's been out of highschool for two years, and went to prom?
>lolwut
>Notice he has a double chin forming
>ohpleaselordletthisbetrue.doc
>scroll through the older pictures
>not older by much, a few months, and I notice that its like watching before and after pictures
>mind you i'm going from recent to oldest in the album
>get to his senior photo
>Ripped/cut pretty damn muscular, not gonna lie, pretty handsome guy.
>but a total douche

#161 - ismellasammich (05/04/2013) [-]
>Flip back going from old to new
>realize he's gained at leas 60 pounds
>got that pre-double chin goin on
>Laugh my ass off when I remember his "It's not that hard to go to a gym twice a week" comment
>Laugh even harder when he ridiculed me for dating a chick a school year younger than me.
>even though we were the same age
>He's dating a junior/senior in highschool not sure which
>he's a Sophmore in college
>mfw he's become everything he hates and doesn't even realize it\

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