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#39 - Comment deleted 07/18/2011 on Salt Flat Mirror 0
#315 - I really hate how people think Hawaii (where i live) is such a… 07/14/2011 on FLORIDA YOU SAY +4
#311 - i always pretended apple juice was scotch.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2011 on when i was a kid +1
User avatar #320 - laughattak (06/27/2011) [-]
I pretended it was white wine. Parents never really drank that so young me had no idea what it was.
#3256 - snipers are g.i's you idiot. 06/25/2011 on This Guy 0
#3246 - you would have to be over 60 to be in the vietnam war and also…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2011 on This Guy 0
User avatar #3255 - halfbloodnick (06/25/2011) [-]
I already said I am not ground infantry. Read the comment before you post a reply.
#3256 - islandpaddler (06/25/2011) [-]
snipers are g.i's you idiot.
#3225 - you know whats funny? how you said that your being re-deployed…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2011 on This Guy 0
User avatar #3245 - halfbloodnick (06/24/2011) [-]
I've keep myself on the deploy list because I would die for this country. Besides I am almost 60 but that does not mean I'm some old fart that needs to be in a home. Plus i am mainly a sniper so i do not have to sprint a lot. The reason I am allowed back in is because I am in perfect medical, mental and physical condition.
#3246 - islandpaddler (06/24/2011) [-]
you would have to be over 60 to be in the vietnam war and also you would have been honorably discharged by now you cant be over 50 to be ground infantry you idiot.
User avatar #3255 - halfbloodnick (06/25/2011) [-]
I already said I am not ground infantry. Read the comment before you post a reply.
#3256 - islandpaddler (06/25/2011) [-]
snipers are g.i's you idiot.
#3160 - Hah? ******** i would give you the numbers of the…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2011 on This Guy -1
User avatar #3204 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Just great! I just found out I'm being re-deployed and since your an asshole you probably don't care that there are people risking their lives, limbs and family keeping you free. Disrespectful shit. Haydumb, I might see you out there.
User avatar #3202 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Did you really just call me that? Have fun with the triathlons. Do you have any respect at all? I was pinned down in trenches in Nam will you were a little shit in diapers. Kiss my Silver Star and Purple Hearts.
#3225 - islandpaddler (06/23/2011) [-]
you know whats funny? how you said that your being re-deployed and that you fought in nam. we fought in vietnam 40 years ago so you would be around 60, obviously you arnt a general and your on funnyjunk so im guessing your a teenager. also if you got a purple heart you would be honorably discharged of your wounds you idiot. Haha idiots like you make me laugh at the fact that you try to make up these bull-shit stories that arnt even a good lie. i hope your fat ass has a shitty time in highschool.
User avatar #3245 - halfbloodnick (06/24/2011) [-]
I've keep myself on the deploy list because I would die for this country. Besides I am almost 60 but that does not mean I'm some old fart that needs to be in a home. Plus i am mainly a sniper so i do not have to sprint a lot. The reason I am allowed back in is because I am in perfect medical, mental and physical condition.
#3246 - islandpaddler (06/24/2011) [-]
you would have to be over 60 to be in the vietnam war and also you would have been honorably discharged by now you cant be over 50 to be ground infantry you idiot.
User avatar #3255 - halfbloodnick (06/25/2011) [-]
I already said I am not ground infantry. Read the comment before you post a reply.
#3256 - islandpaddler (06/25/2011) [-]
snipers are g.i's you idiot.
User avatar #3203 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
**while
#3158 - hes not going to west point you retard he would have to be smarttele  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2011 on This Guy 0
User avatar #3201 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Calm down i didn't say he was I was just wondering if you knew about.
#2076 - No actually it takes academic skills to be able to get into a …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2011 on This Guy -1
#2084 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Fuckin' lol.
#2065 - Haha i train basically everyday and before you were in highsch…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2011 on This Guy -1
User avatar #2115 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
Ever here about a place called Westpoint?
#3158 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
hes not going to west point you retard he would have to be smarttele
User avatar #3201 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Calm down i didn't say he was I was just wondering if you knew about.
User avatar #2069 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
So, you're a spoiled brat? Gottcha.
#2076 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
No actually it takes academic skills to be able to get into a school, unless your a black allstar basketball player which im not. and my parents only helped me out with getting my own place i had to take a student loan so i could pay for it on my own which i can because i make close to 6 figures a year.
#2084 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Fuckin' lol.
#2038 - Haha with the 3 months of training you have? anyone in physica…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2011 on This Guy -1
User avatar #2044 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
You obliviously know NOTHING about the Army, we train everyday. And honestly, if you're that much of a Man, why dont you enlist? How old are you? And im going to an Army college, for FREE.
#2065 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha i train basically everyday and before you were in highschool. that would be totally idiotic if i enlisted with a college education from one of the top colleges in the us, The University of California Irvine which is better than what any army colleges have to offer. And making way more than what? your 40,000 dollar salary haha thats a joke. My parents are actually rich enough not to ship me off to some alleged hardcore "basic training camp" and send me to one of the top colleges out there.
User avatar #2115 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
Ever here about a place called Westpoint?
#3158 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
hes not going to west point you retard he would have to be smarttele
User avatar #3201 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Calm down i didn't say he was I was just wondering if you knew about.
User avatar #2069 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
So, you're a spoiled brat? Gottcha.
#2076 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
No actually it takes academic skills to be able to get into a school, unless your a black allstar basketball player which im not. and my parents only helped me out with getting my own place i had to take a student loan so i could pay for it on my own which i can because i make close to 6 figures a year.
#2084 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Fuckin' lol.
#2011 - Haha thats funny because i could beat the **** ou…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/21/2011 on This Guy -1
User avatar #2110 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
you can not get shot, blown up, poisoned, or stabbed doing triathlons.
User avatar #2021 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Lmao! Im a Combat Engineer, Infantry with C4. I WILL go overseas, and I WILL see combat because of my MOS. You run your little marathons and swim in your little pool, ill be fighting for my Country.
#2038 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha with the 3 months of training you have? anyone in physical shape and mental strength can make it in the army. you have 3 months of training while i run 11 miles 5 times a week bike 20 5 times a week a swim at least 3 miles twice a week and have been doing this for over 5 years. i can run farther swim farther than you, if you think about it if i had the same training as you id be twice the soldier as you oh and i have a college degree so i would be making way more than your poor as enlisted soldier pay.
User avatar #2044 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
You obliviously know NOTHING about the Army, we train everyday. And honestly, if you're that much of a Man, why dont you enlist? How old are you? And im going to an Army college, for FREE.
#2065 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha i train basically everyday and before you were in highschool. that would be totally idiotic if i enlisted with a college education from one of the top colleges in the us, The University of California Irvine which is better than what any army colleges have to offer. And making way more than what? your 40,000 dollar salary haha thats a joke. My parents are actually rich enough not to ship me off to some alleged hardcore "basic training camp" and send me to one of the top colleges out there.
User avatar #2115 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
Ever here about a place called Westpoint?
#3158 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
hes not going to west point you retard he would have to be smarttele
User avatar #3201 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Calm down i didn't say he was I was just wondering if you knew about.
User avatar #2069 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
So, you're a spoiled brat? Gottcha.
#2076 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
No actually it takes academic skills to be able to get into a school, unless your a black allstar basketball player which im not. and my parents only helped me out with getting my own place i had to take a student loan so i could pay for it on my own which i can because i make close to 6 figures a year.
#2084 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Fuckin' lol.
#1985 - Haha someones good with making up bull **** . and …  [+] (23 new replies) 06/21/2011 on This Guy -3
User avatar #2108 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
I believe all the "facts" you stated in your comment 1967 can be classified as bullishit
#3160 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Hah? bullshit i would give you the numbers of the 10+ girls ive nailed but they dont want highschoolers stalking them you fat cunt
User avatar #3204 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Just great! I just found out I'm being re-deployed and since your an asshole you probably don't care that there are people risking their lives, limbs and family keeping you free. Disrespectful shit. Haydumb, I might see you out there.
User avatar #3202 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Did you really just call me that? Have fun with the triathlons. Do you have any respect at all? I was pinned down in trenches in Nam will you were a little shit in diapers. Kiss my Silver Star and Purple Hearts.
#3225 - islandpaddler (06/23/2011) [-]
you know whats funny? how you said that your being re-deployed and that you fought in nam. we fought in vietnam 40 years ago so you would be around 60, obviously you arnt a general and your on funnyjunk so im guessing your a teenager. also if you got a purple heart you would be honorably discharged of your wounds you idiot. Haha idiots like you make me laugh at the fact that you try to make up these bull-shit stories that arnt even a good lie. i hope your fat ass has a shitty time in highschool.
User avatar #3245 - halfbloodnick (06/24/2011) [-]
I've keep myself on the deploy list because I would die for this country. Besides I am almost 60 but that does not mean I'm some old fart that needs to be in a home. Plus i am mainly a sniper so i do not have to sprint a lot. The reason I am allowed back in is because I am in perfect medical, mental and physical condition.
#3246 - islandpaddler (06/24/2011) [-]
you would have to be over 60 to be in the vietnam war and also you would have been honorably discharged by now you cant be over 50 to be ground infantry you idiot.
User avatar #3255 - halfbloodnick (06/25/2011) [-]
I already said I am not ground infantry. Read the comment before you post a reply.
#3256 - islandpaddler (06/25/2011) [-]
snipers are g.i's you idiot.
User avatar #3203 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
**while
User avatar #1994 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Making up bullshit? Alright kid. And so what if im under 18? My Dad signed the paper to send me to Basic Training, when I walked out of Ft. Jackson I became more of a man than you can ever be.
#2011 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha thats funny because i could beat the shit out of you considering ive taken ju-jitsu, tae-kwondo, muay-thai kick boxing for 10 years and also completed over 20 triathlons and will compete in my second iron man which is in utah. wanna know what becoming a man means? swim 2.4 miles then ride your bike for 112 miles and run a marathon to top it off then come talk to me about what being a man means. that army shit an compared to the shit ive done on a daily basis for years not 3 months.
User avatar #2110 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
you can not get shot, blown up, poisoned, or stabbed doing triathlons.
User avatar #2021 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Lmao! Im a Combat Engineer, Infantry with C4. I WILL go overseas, and I WILL see combat because of my MOS. You run your little marathons and swim in your little pool, ill be fighting for my Country.
#2038 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha with the 3 months of training you have? anyone in physical shape and mental strength can make it in the army. you have 3 months of training while i run 11 miles 5 times a week bike 20 5 times a week a swim at least 3 miles twice a week and have been doing this for over 5 years. i can run farther swim farther than you, if you think about it if i had the same training as you id be twice the soldier as you oh and i have a college degree so i would be making way more than your poor as enlisted soldier pay.
User avatar #2044 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
You obliviously know NOTHING about the Army, we train everyday. And honestly, if you're that much of a Man, why dont you enlist? How old are you? And im going to an Army college, for FREE.
#2065 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha i train basically everyday and before you were in highschool. that would be totally idiotic if i enlisted with a college education from one of the top colleges in the us, The University of California Irvine which is better than what any army colleges have to offer. And making way more than what? your 40,000 dollar salary haha thats a joke. My parents are actually rich enough not to ship me off to some alleged hardcore "basic training camp" and send me to one of the top colleges out there.
User avatar #2115 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
Ever here about a place called Westpoint?
#3158 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
hes not going to west point you retard he would have to be smarttele
User avatar #3201 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Calm down i didn't say he was I was just wondering if you knew about.
User avatar #2069 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
So, you're a spoiled brat? Gottcha.
#2076 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
No actually it takes academic skills to be able to get into a school, unless your a black allstar basketball player which im not. and my parents only helped me out with getting my own place i had to take a student loan so i could pay for it on my own which i can because i make close to 6 figures a year.
#2084 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Fuckin' lol.
#637 - so if you got in a car crash you wouldnt want anyone to care?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/21/2011 on Ryan Dunn you'll be missed -4
User avatar #638 - soulsythe (06/21/2011) [-]
no, not really. if i die, i die. if someone else dies, they die. everyone's complaining and crying won't bring him back, he is dead and always will be
#711 - anonymous (06/21/2011) [-]
It's not that they want to bring him back. It's that they're grieving over the death of someone they liked in some way. It really shouldn't be this hard for a human being to understand why people feel sad when someone they know in some way dies. If you don't, I'm sorry that you can't feel the same way the rest of us do, but you don't need to come here and bash us for being sad that this man died before his time. (He was actually the LAST member of the Jackass crew I expected to die in a car crash.)

Now, I'm sure you have some half-assed retort in the form of calling me names, or insulting my intelligence, but why bother? I'm just some worthless anon defending the memory and honor of a bro I happened to like.

Which brings me to my next point. Why are you even here? To bash the rest of us. Which makes you look like a dick to everyone else. At least, that's what the general consensus is. Otherwise, you, (by your standards) have no right commenting on the death of a guy you didn't know personally. So, I'm not really sure why you're even keeping this up. I'm going out on a limb and going to guess that you're just doing this for attention.
User avatar #726 - soulsythe (06/21/2011) [-]
attention... attention... yea, that does sound good, but no, see i was expressing my opinion, and now that you bring it up, i am not going to insult your intelligence, i have done enough of that, i am actually getting tired of having this go on, people are saying they miss him, others say they are sad, while i am saying i dont care, now why is that the thing getting the most attention and trolling?
#748 - anonymous (06/21/2011) [-]
Because it was uncalled for. You don't go to a guy's funeral and claim you never cared for the man, where everyone can hear you. It's common decency, really.

That's all I'm asking for. Just stop this, and go to bed. Or somewhere else. But let the rest of us be sad in peace. Is that too much to ask?
#640 - anonymous (06/21/2011) [-]
People will be there to replace him no less...
User avatar #643 - soulsythe (06/21/2011) [-]
exactly, but it wont be him, they wont act the same as him, nor look the same, sure it will be another alcoholic retard, but hey, thats what most actors are
#653 - acesevenx has deleted their comment.
#662 - soulsythe (06/21/2011) [-]
i love how this is still going, just saying one simple thing sets EVERYONE off

heres a dancing vegeta, hopefully that doesnt offend others too
#750 - anonymous (06/21/2011) [-]
I am offended by this dancing Vegeta.
However, I will not argue this point as I do not wish to ruin the day of those who like the dancing Vegeta with my opinion.
#1967 - you know what else is cute? how you live with your mommy and d…  [+] (25 new replies) 06/21/2011 on This Guy -9
User avatar #1969 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Im a 17 year-old United States Army Reserve soldier, 12Bravo Combat Engineer scheduled for Active Duty in a few months. Shut your shit kid.
#1985 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha someones good with making up bull shit. and your still under 18 so you are considered a kid
User avatar #2108 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
I believe all the "facts" you stated in your comment 1967 can be classified as bullishit
#3160 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Hah? bullshit i would give you the numbers of the 10+ girls ive nailed but they dont want highschoolers stalking them you fat cunt
User avatar #3204 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Just great! I just found out I'm being re-deployed and since your an asshole you probably don't care that there are people risking their lives, limbs and family keeping you free. Disrespectful shit. Haydumb, I might see you out there.
User avatar #3202 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Did you really just call me that? Have fun with the triathlons. Do you have any respect at all? I was pinned down in trenches in Nam will you were a little shit in diapers. Kiss my Silver Star and Purple Hearts.
#3225 - islandpaddler (06/23/2011) [-]
you know whats funny? how you said that your being re-deployed and that you fought in nam. we fought in vietnam 40 years ago so you would be around 60, obviously you arnt a general and your on funnyjunk so im guessing your a teenager. also if you got a purple heart you would be honorably discharged of your wounds you idiot. Haha idiots like you make me laugh at the fact that you try to make up these bull-shit stories that arnt even a good lie. i hope your fat ass has a shitty time in highschool.
User avatar #3245 - halfbloodnick (06/24/2011) [-]
I've keep myself on the deploy list because I would die for this country. Besides I am almost 60 but that does not mean I'm some old fart that needs to be in a home. Plus i am mainly a sniper so i do not have to sprint a lot. The reason I am allowed back in is because I am in perfect medical, mental and physical condition.
#3246 - islandpaddler (06/24/2011) [-]
you would have to be over 60 to be in the vietnam war and also you would have been honorably discharged by now you cant be over 50 to be ground infantry you idiot.
User avatar #3255 - halfbloodnick (06/25/2011) [-]
I already said I am not ground infantry. Read the comment before you post a reply.
#3256 - islandpaddler (06/25/2011) [-]
snipers are g.i's you idiot.
User avatar #3203 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
**while
User avatar #1994 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Making up bullshit? Alright kid. And so what if im under 18? My Dad signed the paper to send me to Basic Training, when I walked out of Ft. Jackson I became more of a man than you can ever be.
#2011 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha thats funny because i could beat the shit out of you considering ive taken ju-jitsu, tae-kwondo, muay-thai kick boxing for 10 years and also completed over 20 triathlons and will compete in my second iron man which is in utah. wanna know what becoming a man means? swim 2.4 miles then ride your bike for 112 miles and run a marathon to top it off then come talk to me about what being a man means. that army shit an compared to the shit ive done on a daily basis for years not 3 months.
User avatar #2110 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
you can not get shot, blown up, poisoned, or stabbed doing triathlons.
User avatar #2021 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Lmao! Im a Combat Engineer, Infantry with C4. I WILL go overseas, and I WILL see combat because of my MOS. You run your little marathons and swim in your little pool, ill be fighting for my Country.
#2038 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha with the 3 months of training you have? anyone in physical shape and mental strength can make it in the army. you have 3 months of training while i run 11 miles 5 times a week bike 20 5 times a week a swim at least 3 miles twice a week and have been doing this for over 5 years. i can run farther swim farther than you, if you think about it if i had the same training as you id be twice the soldier as you oh and i have a college degree so i would be making way more than your poor as enlisted soldier pay.
User avatar #2044 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
You obliviously know NOTHING about the Army, we train everyday. And honestly, if you're that much of a Man, why dont you enlist? How old are you? And im going to an Army college, for FREE.
#2065 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha i train basically everyday and before you were in highschool. that would be totally idiotic if i enlisted with a college education from one of the top colleges in the us, The University of California Irvine which is better than what any army colleges have to offer. And making way more than what? your 40,000 dollar salary haha thats a joke. My parents are actually rich enough not to ship me off to some alleged hardcore "basic training camp" and send me to one of the top colleges out there.
User avatar #2115 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
Ever here about a place called Westpoint?
#3158 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
hes not going to west point you retard he would have to be smarttele
User avatar #3201 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Calm down i didn't say he was I was just wondering if you knew about.
User avatar #2069 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
So, you're a spoiled brat? Gottcha.
#2076 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
No actually it takes academic skills to be able to get into a school, unless your a black allstar basketball player which im not. and my parents only helped me out with getting my own place i had to take a student loan so i could pay for it on my own which i can because i make close to 6 figures a year.
#2084 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Fuckin' lol.
#1951 - im not gonna waste my time talking to some under age faggot  [+] (27 new replies) 06/21/2011 on This Guy -9
User avatar #1956 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Awww, umad :3. How cute lmao.
#1967 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
you know what else is cute? how you live with your mommy and daddy, and how you have to go to middle school while i can do what ever the fuck i want and ive gotten some bomb ass pussy while your a fat prick
User avatar #1969 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Im a 17 year-old United States Army Reserve soldier, 12Bravo Combat Engineer scheduled for Active Duty in a few months. Shut your shit kid.
#1985 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha someones good with making up bull shit. and your still under 18 so you are considered a kid
User avatar #2108 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
I believe all the "facts" you stated in your comment 1967 can be classified as bullishit
#3160 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Hah? bullshit i would give you the numbers of the 10+ girls ive nailed but they dont want highschoolers stalking them you fat cunt
User avatar #3204 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Just great! I just found out I'm being re-deployed and since your an asshole you probably don't care that there are people risking their lives, limbs and family keeping you free. Disrespectful shit. Haydumb, I might see you out there.
User avatar #3202 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Did you really just call me that? Have fun with the triathlons. Do you have any respect at all? I was pinned down in trenches in Nam will you were a little shit in diapers. Kiss my Silver Star and Purple Hearts.
#3225 - islandpaddler (06/23/2011) [-]
you know whats funny? how you said that your being re-deployed and that you fought in nam. we fought in vietnam 40 years ago so you would be around 60, obviously you arnt a general and your on funnyjunk so im guessing your a teenager. also if you got a purple heart you would be honorably discharged of your wounds you idiot. Haha idiots like you make me laugh at the fact that you try to make up these bull-shit stories that arnt even a good lie. i hope your fat ass has a shitty time in highschool.
User avatar #3245 - halfbloodnick (06/24/2011) [-]
I've keep myself on the deploy list because I would die for this country. Besides I am almost 60 but that does not mean I'm some old fart that needs to be in a home. Plus i am mainly a sniper so i do not have to sprint a lot. The reason I am allowed back in is because I am in perfect medical, mental and physical condition.
#3246 - islandpaddler (06/24/2011) [-]
you would have to be over 60 to be in the vietnam war and also you would have been honorably discharged by now you cant be over 50 to be ground infantry you idiot.
User avatar #3255 - halfbloodnick (06/25/2011) [-]
I already said I am not ground infantry. Read the comment before you post a reply.
#3256 - islandpaddler (06/25/2011) [-]
snipers are g.i's you idiot.
User avatar #3203 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
**while
User avatar #1994 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Making up bullshit? Alright kid. And so what if im under 18? My Dad signed the paper to send me to Basic Training, when I walked out of Ft. Jackson I became more of a man than you can ever be.
#2011 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha thats funny because i could beat the shit out of you considering ive taken ju-jitsu, tae-kwondo, muay-thai kick boxing for 10 years and also completed over 20 triathlons and will compete in my second iron man which is in utah. wanna know what becoming a man means? swim 2.4 miles then ride your bike for 112 miles and run a marathon to top it off then come talk to me about what being a man means. that army shit an compared to the shit ive done on a daily basis for years not 3 months.
User avatar #2110 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
you can not get shot, blown up, poisoned, or stabbed doing triathlons.
User avatar #2021 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Lmao! Im a Combat Engineer, Infantry with C4. I WILL go overseas, and I WILL see combat because of my MOS. You run your little marathons and swim in your little pool, ill be fighting for my Country.
#2038 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha with the 3 months of training you have? anyone in physical shape and mental strength can make it in the army. you have 3 months of training while i run 11 miles 5 times a week bike 20 5 times a week a swim at least 3 miles twice a week and have been doing this for over 5 years. i can run farther swim farther than you, if you think about it if i had the same training as you id be twice the soldier as you oh and i have a college degree so i would be making way more than your poor as enlisted soldier pay.
User avatar #2044 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
You obliviously know NOTHING about the Army, we train everyday. And honestly, if you're that much of a Man, why dont you enlist? How old are you? And im going to an Army college, for FREE.
#2065 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha i train basically everyday and before you were in highschool. that would be totally idiotic if i enlisted with a college education from one of the top colleges in the us, The University of California Irvine which is better than what any army colleges have to offer. And making way more than what? your 40,000 dollar salary haha thats a joke. My parents are actually rich enough not to ship me off to some alleged hardcore "basic training camp" and send me to one of the top colleges out there.
User avatar #2115 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
Ever here about a place called Westpoint?
#3158 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
hes not going to west point you retard he would have to be smarttele
User avatar #3201 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Calm down i didn't say he was I was just wondering if you knew about.
User avatar #2069 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
So, you're a spoiled brat? Gottcha.
#2076 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
No actually it takes academic skills to be able to get into a school, unless your a black allstar basketball player which im not. and my parents only helped me out with getting my own place i had to take a student loan so i could pay for it on my own which i can because i make close to 6 figures a year.
#2084 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Fuckin' lol.
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User avatar #1952 - buttmuncherscheven (06/21/2011) [-]
whoa whoa whoa hold yer panthouse there boyscout. We are all friends here. No need for that name calling hoot-n-hanny. Just be reeeeeeal civil like, and every one can be on there way...........fuckface
User avatar #1949 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
wat. Wrong comment buddeh
#1951 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
im not gonna waste my time talking to some under age faggot
User avatar #1956 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Awww, umad :3. How cute lmao.
#1967 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
you know what else is cute? how you live with your mommy and daddy, and how you have to go to middle school while i can do what ever the fuck i want and ive gotten some bomb ass pussy while your a fat prick
User avatar #1969 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Im a 17 year-old United States Army Reserve soldier, 12Bravo Combat Engineer scheduled for Active Duty in a few months. Shut your shit kid.
#1985 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha someones good with making up bull shit. and your still under 18 so you are considered a kid
User avatar #2108 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
I believe all the "facts" you stated in your comment 1967 can be classified as bullishit
#3160 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Hah? bullshit i would give you the numbers of the 10+ girls ive nailed but they dont want highschoolers stalking them you fat cunt
User avatar #3204 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Just great! I just found out I'm being re-deployed and since your an asshole you probably don't care that there are people risking their lives, limbs and family keeping you free. Disrespectful shit. Haydumb, I might see you out there.
User avatar #3202 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Did you really just call me that? Have fun with the triathlons. Do you have any respect at all? I was pinned down in trenches in Nam will you were a little shit in diapers. Kiss my Silver Star and Purple Hearts.
#3225 - islandpaddler (06/23/2011) [-]
you know whats funny? how you said that your being re-deployed and that you fought in nam. we fought in vietnam 40 years ago so you would be around 60, obviously you arnt a general and your on funnyjunk so im guessing your a teenager. also if you got a purple heart you would be honorably discharged of your wounds you idiot. Haha idiots like you make me laugh at the fact that you try to make up these bull-shit stories that arnt even a good lie. i hope your fat ass has a shitty time in highschool.
User avatar #3245 - halfbloodnick (06/24/2011) [-]
I've keep myself on the deploy list because I would die for this country. Besides I am almost 60 but that does not mean I'm some old fart that needs to be in a home. Plus i am mainly a sniper so i do not have to sprint a lot. The reason I am allowed back in is because I am in perfect medical, mental and physical condition.
#3246 - islandpaddler (06/24/2011) [-]
you would have to be over 60 to be in the vietnam war and also you would have been honorably discharged by now you cant be over 50 to be ground infantry you idiot.
User avatar #3255 - halfbloodnick (06/25/2011) [-]
I already said I am not ground infantry. Read the comment before you post a reply.
#3256 - islandpaddler (06/25/2011) [-]
snipers are g.i's you idiot.
User avatar #3203 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
**while
User avatar #1994 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Making up bullshit? Alright kid. And so what if im under 18? My Dad signed the paper to send me to Basic Training, when I walked out of Ft. Jackson I became more of a man than you can ever be.
#2011 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha thats funny because i could beat the shit out of you considering ive taken ju-jitsu, tae-kwondo, muay-thai kick boxing for 10 years and also completed over 20 triathlons and will compete in my second iron man which is in utah. wanna know what becoming a man means? swim 2.4 miles then ride your bike for 112 miles and run a marathon to top it off then come talk to me about what being a man means. that army shit an compared to the shit ive done on a daily basis for years not 3 months.
User avatar #2110 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
you can not get shot, blown up, poisoned, or stabbed doing triathlons.
User avatar #2021 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Lmao! Im a Combat Engineer, Infantry with C4. I WILL go overseas, and I WILL see combat because of my MOS. You run your little marathons and swim in your little pool, ill be fighting for my Country.
#2038 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha with the 3 months of training you have? anyone in physical shape and mental strength can make it in the army. you have 3 months of training while i run 11 miles 5 times a week bike 20 5 times a week a swim at least 3 miles twice a week and have been doing this for over 5 years. i can run farther swim farther than you, if you think about it if i had the same training as you id be twice the soldier as you oh and i have a college degree so i would be making way more than your poor as enlisted soldier pay.
User avatar #2044 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
You obliviously know NOTHING about the Army, we train everyday. And honestly, if you're that much of a Man, why dont you enlist? How old are you? And im going to an Army college, for FREE.
#2065 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
Haha i train basically everyday and before you were in highschool. that would be totally idiotic if i enlisted with a college education from one of the top colleges in the us, The University of California Irvine which is better than what any army colleges have to offer. And making way more than what? your 40,000 dollar salary haha thats a joke. My parents are actually rich enough not to ship me off to some alleged hardcore "basic training camp" and send me to one of the top colleges out there.
User avatar #2115 - halfbloodnick (06/21/2011) [-]
Ever here about a place called Westpoint?
#3158 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
hes not going to west point you retard he would have to be smarttele
User avatar #3201 - halfbloodnick (06/22/2011) [-]
Calm down i didn't say he was I was just wondering if you knew about.
User avatar #2069 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
So, you're a spoiled brat? Gottcha.
#2076 - islandpaddler (06/21/2011) [-]
No actually it takes academic skills to be able to get into a school, unless your a black allstar basketball player which im not. and my parents only helped me out with getting my own place i had to take a student loan so i could pay for it on my own which i can because i make close to 6 figures a year.
#2084 - haydumb (06/21/2011) [-]
Fuckin' lol.
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