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Consoles Owned: Computer, PS3, Your Mother
Video Games Played: Total Drama Island: The Video Game
Interests: Staying alive, Sleeping
Date Signed Up:11/27/2012
Last Login:6/30/2014
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#74 - The title is to make a statement, there is nothing funny …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
#127 - ruderoody (06/20/2014) [-]
This was hard to watch.
#29 - Is this not a commonly known joke at this point? That *…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on We need to cook 0
User avatar #33 - mugenchamploo (06/14/2014) [-]
Bro ive been a part of this website since like 07, and i never once heard this on fj. I was just taught this not long ago by a general contractor for which i worked.
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2014 on We need to cook -2
#22 - tobyonekenoby (06/14/2014) [-]
Bad idea, real bad idea.
User avatar #21 - mugenchamploo (06/14/2014) [-]
Ammonia + Bleach = Mustard gas
This asshole is legit trying to kill people
User avatar #29 - isheapurebread (06/14/2014) [-]
Is this not a commonly known joke at this point? That shit's been on this website forever. I deleted the comment anyway, if it worries you.
User avatar #33 - mugenchamploo (06/14/2014) [-]
Bro ive been a part of this website since like 07, and i never once heard this on fj. I was just taught this not long ago by a general contractor for which i worked.
#18 - Byte (06/13/2014) [-]
#215 - puut is right. I ****** up reading the weird way …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Sure... "Programmer" +1
#51 - /* This is slightly shorter (assuming that hasEggs is a boolea…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Sure... "Programmer" +5
User avatar #159 - puut (04/27/2014) [-]
Wait... shouldn't it be:

if(hasEggs){
milk.buy(6);
}else{
milk.buy(1);
}

Correct me if i'm wrong but I thought it said that if they have eggs then he should buy 6, but doesn't that say that if they have eggs then purchase 1?
User avatar #140 - predominance (04/27/2014) [-]
If you're going to try to one-up someone, do it right.

milk.buy(hasEggs() ? 6 : 1);

hasEggs() is a function that returns a boolean. Because doing something like bool hasEggs = check_eggs() is stupid when you're only calling the function once.
User avatar #215 - isheapurebread (04/28/2014) [-]
puut is right. I fucked up reading the weird way the top comment put it. As for predominance, I don't believe Java has the ? : statement
#64 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
Java is the worst language i've ever used in my life, fuck the creator of Java. I hope he gets buttfucked a million times for making Java so fucking stupid...
User avatar #202 - pronsourcerer (04/27/2014) [-]
VisualBasic is much worse than java
#96 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
Fuck you
Java masterrace
User avatar #112 - thelurkers (04/27/2014) [-]
binary master race
#205 - okappadesu (04/27/2014) [-]
Ever written in Binary tho?

We had to design a CPU for a project and it had to be without using a machine code compiler.
#194 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
punch card reader master race
#52 - jakatackka (04/27/2014) [-]
I wrote it in long form just to make sure the meaning was clear. BTW, you mixed up your 1 and 6 (or should've used !hasEggs)
User avatar #170 - lifesavers (04/27/2014) [-]
Yes, thank you. I was about to say the logical not thing. No one ever seems to know it exists and it angers me for absolutely no reason.
#79 - Twas a flow chart, titled "Is the toy for girls or boys.&… 04/07/2014 on gender specific +2
#20 - **isheapurebread rolled image **  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on A bit too long for... -7
User avatar #57 - sinconn (04/06/2014) [-]
gay
#40 - Orc (04/05/2014) [-]
ew
#35 - If you were a true realist, the glass is entirely full. Half w… 04/05/2014 on Drink! +1
#33 - You're a sentimental unmanly pee-guzzler 03/26/2014 on Just Little Things Comp +4
#40 - I think the cancer had more to do with justifying that he was … 03/16/2014 on Green Text +2
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