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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Germany
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#69 - It's really ******* easy in Germany if you just r… 10/11/2014 on tumblr 0
#52 - Thats the point though, it doesn't even get reported / you guy…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on more on the war on men +7
#73 - lolgonewrong (10/11/2014) [-]
this
its easier to cry in the shower.
User avatar #68 - thirdjess (10/11/2014) [-]
Coming from an abuse background, women tend to hit to cause shock or pain, like a slap bloody hurts but it doesn't really leave a mark. Men hit to injure. Woman to man abuse is moreso emotional than physical, which is certainly just as bad as physical abuse, but you can't call the cops and say 'they called me mean words'. The whole thing about domestic violence is you feel guilty for your desire to leave, it's a mindfuck.
#100 - anonymous (10/11/2014) [-]
"women is so more emotional"
*citation needed
**citation should not be your "feeling" lol
#67 - Going to the Netherlands by car is ******* INFURI…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on instant karma +4
User avatar #75 - mathmanchris (10/11/2014) [-]
Ich erinnere mich noch, vor 5-10 Jahren sind wir noch zum Tanken rübergefahren, heute kommen die.
User avatar #70 - meter (10/11/2014) [-]
good thing we have an amazing public transport system
#232 - "Scutelleridae is a family of true bugs. They are commonl… 10/11/2014 on lay more bugs on me 0
#154 - Oh theres a ton of those, but they won't be very successful I …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Feeling loved. 0
#167 - Spikeydeath (09/26/2014) [-]
There was a beheading Oklahoma yesterday. The guy was an Islamic nut
www.facebook.com/alton.threadgill?fref=ts&ref=br_tf
this is his facebook
#133 - Theres like 30k actual combat troops in their ranks, that's le…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Feeling loved. +1
User avatar #165 - dinonator (09/26/2014) [-]
still though, they pretty close to germany
#141 - Spikeydeath (09/26/2014) [-]
The problem come up with, what if there are splinter groups like the on in Australia?
User avatar #154 - ishalltroll (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh theres a ton of those, but they won't be very successful I don't think. Our intelligence agencies are far too effective, +they are incompetent, they don't have a system like UBL did.
#167 - Spikeydeath (09/26/2014) [-]
There was a beheading Oklahoma yesterday. The guy was an Islamic nut
www.facebook.com/alton.threadgill?fref=ts&ref=br_tf
this is his facebook
#200 - You gotta be more specific with your questions I have no idea … 09/25/2014 on US's face when ISIS... 0
#81 - First off, citation. Also, western forces and our military…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on US's face when ISIS... 0
User avatar #96 - azumeow (09/25/2014) [-]
GOD DAMMIT AMERICA WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ISRAEL!

Fucking hypocritical shitcunts.
User avatar #114 - Sethorein (09/25/2014) [-]
Yes let's pretend wars don't have civilian casualties throughout history and that it is the unfortunate nature of war ESPECIALLY asymmetric war that tragedies like this will occur without it being the intention.
#78 - "Pretty much our only good Military asset" I won… 09/25/2014 on US's face when ISIS... 0
#74 - At least afghan kebabs are pretty used to cold temperatures an… 09/25/2014 on US's face when ISIS... +1
#70 - Nobody is invading any country again, the west isn't retarded …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/25/2014 on US's face when ISIS... 0
#109 - stalini (09/25/2014) [-]
So they asked to get bombed?
User avatar #200 - ishalltroll (09/25/2014) [-]
You gotta be more specific with your questions I have no idea what you're asking
User avatar #76 - dominatorxxx (09/25/2014) [-]
precision? We just bombed them killing 27 people six of which were children and how many were Isis 0 please tell me what good that is doing.
#92 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
gotta remember too as well they hide behind civilians and children. shits gonna happen no matter what they are just trying to look better in the lime light
User avatar #81 - ishalltroll (09/25/2014) [-]
First off, citation.
Also, western forces and our military assets are as precise as it gets, but there will always be collateral damage in wars. It's just something you have to deal with.
+If the airstrikes weren't conducted then just about a month ago IS would've commited a massacre among hundreds of Yazidi civilians in Iraq, which is arguably a lot worse than a single missed bomb.
User avatar #96 - azumeow (09/25/2014) [-]
GOD DAMMIT AMERICA WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ISRAEL!

Fucking hypocritical shitcunts.
User avatar #114 - Sethorein (09/25/2014) [-]
Yes let's pretend wars don't have civilian casualties throughout history and that it is the unfortunate nature of war ESPECIALLY asymmetric war that tragedies like this will occur without it being the intention.
#78 - Everybody's face when A-10 fleet is proposed to get completely…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on Something to Invade Poland... 0
User avatar #79 - isradam (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes please I fucking hate Bono.
#7 - >Panic attacks Hahahahahahahh 09/23/2014 on Alcohol vs Marijuana -1
#249 - /k/ doesnt care, and thus, I am not bothered either.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on I just don't believe it. 0
#254 - localbees (09/21/2014) [-]
Sounds about right to me.
#266 - I like this woman. 09/17/2014 on Are video games sexist? +1
#34 - People will generally imitate body movements to some extent wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on 12 useful psychological... +1
User avatar #40 - invshika (09/17/2014) [-]
aww shit this girl who sits next to me copied my arm crossing this morning
User avatar #42 - invshika (09/17/2014) [-]
SHE WANTS THE D
#90 - *is smart >Smartphones 09/16/2014 on Computer fixing risks -1
#54 - Well, to be honest kind of your fault for downloading porn. …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Computer fixing risks -4
User avatar #67 - Afterlife (09/16/2014) [-]
>porn stash that i've been stockpiling in case the internet goes out

people who are prepared. whoever doesn't have a back up porn stash is a filthy casual.
User avatar #90 - ishalltroll (09/16/2014) [-]
*is smart
>Smartphones
User avatar #60 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
I didn't have internet at the time, and I had gone to the park to get it so I could fap later. I hid it in a plethora of different folders. Even trap folders that had nothing but college shit in it. Still, they delved deeper until they found my stash.
User avatar #89 - manofiron (09/16/2014) [-]
Even if you had it in folders, anyone can just go into the start menu, and search for image types, and see literally everything you have.
#61 - Like, if you would've said anything lower than 17 I would've s…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on beer is love beer is life -1
User avatar #62 - mion (09/16/2014) [-]
Nah, it's not like I drink much either. I usually go out once every two months I don't like people that much also, I'm usually broke .

It's just that I dislike the smell as well as the taste. The only beer I can drink is Shandy (is that the English name? Beer with Lemonade?), otherwise I stick to one or two drinks and I'm fine. I noticed that drinking too much makes me all hyperactive at first and then super depressive.
#55 - How old are you? Are you male or female?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on beer is love beer is life 0
User avatar #60 - mion (09/16/2014) [-]
20, Male.
User avatar #61 - ishalltroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Like, if you would've said anything lower than 17 I would've said "You're just too young and your taste for bitter things will improve."
If you would've said you're a girl I would've said "Most girls don't like beer because they like sweeter things."
But at 20, male, which is the exact same I am, I can only say you're either A: A pussy. or B: You just tasted the wrong kind of beer and just put it off then. Every beer tastes different, just find one that suits you and enjoy the perfect drink for any occasion.

Also, less sweet and more bitter things are less likely to make you feel sick.
User avatar #62 - mion (09/16/2014) [-]
Nah, it's not like I drink much either. I usually go out once every two months I don't like people that much also, I'm usually broke .

It's just that I dislike the smell as well as the taste. The only beer I can drink is Shandy (is that the English name? Beer with Lemonade?), otherwise I stick to one or two drinks and I'm fine. I noticed that drinking too much makes me all hyperactive at first and then super depressive.
#67 - >Running 2 anti-virus programs at the same time I sure …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support +14
#164 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
You are aware that neither of those are general purpose anti-virus, right? Both programs specialize in certain types of viruses and therefore shouldn't cause problems...
User avatar #72 - Indoknight (09/15/2014) [-]
letrollface.jpg
#178 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
Nice save dude.
#39 - Like a glove 09/15/2014 on that fucking hole man 10/10 +27
#44 - Picture 09/15/2014 on the UN encounters a snake 0
#83 - Coincidence?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Now everything makes sense +29
User avatar #118 - meuk (09/14/2014) [-]
Edward Norton in which movie?
#82 - Comment deleted 09/14/2014 on Now everything makes sense 0
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User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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