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#208 - Automatics' first gear is the first gear in D, from there on t… 11/15/2014 on Dodge 0
#201 - People bitch because removing snow from driveways and sidewalk… 11/14/2014 on Winter 0
#52 - "Switchback! Switchback! Switchback! Switchback!" -C… 11/14/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 31/32 0
#2593 - I don't even know what I like 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#2026 - 20, male, student, i have no motivation to most things useful …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2039 - decapitation (11/13/2014) [-]
stop playing wow and concentrate!
User avatar #2037 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
i have no motivation for most of the things either. i'm completely useless for people.

but i am good at somethings like school. but i am lazy as fuck. if i did try hard enough, i would completely nail it.

why don't you try hard at school man? there must be a way you can seek help.
#2090 - kwizzer (11/13/2014) [-]
So many people at uni have that issue (myself being the same way), but courses honestly aren't laid out in a way that you could actually do what you like or what you'd like to specialize in.

People will always tell you "you can't just choose the courses you like. You need to know about the stuff you don't like too". But fuck, if you want to specialize in what you like, what's so wrong with that?

I have courses I love doing projects for 'cause they're challenging and interesting at the same time, but then you get 5 projects at the same time and you're screwed. You've got to rush them all, so you can't go into depth as much as you'd like to ~~
So, the stuff you dislike makes you worse at the stuff you like and on your next motivation letter you'll claim that you "
love doing it" and "want to pursue a career in that specific field_", they'll look at your grades and be like "Er, really?"
User avatar #2593 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
I don't even know what I like
User avatar #2114 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
tell them fuck off and choose the courses you like.

uni's care about their money, like a lot. tell them you want to take what you like or else you're gonna leave the uni and go to University of (find their competitor's name).

they'll panic because there's a reason why the cost of education has gone up....uni's care too much about their money and if they don't have a lot of students that means they don't have a lot of money.

so consider a uni as a service. if you don't like the service, complain and approach another service.
#2136 - kwizzer (11/13/2014) [-]
Meh, I'm from a tiny country in Europe, so we have a very limited amount of universities (I'll be FINALLY leaving this country) and unlike the States, unis are very affordable (~<300€/semester w/ a 'free bus rides')

Sounds like really good advice to anyone in the same situation in the States/UK though!

Therefore, thanks~!
User avatar #2145 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
no problem.

i tried at least
#2156 - kwizzer (11/13/2014) [-]
Might help someone in a more adequate situation than mine, so good thing you wrote it ^^

And thanks ;)

I'll be focusing more on my own education starting next semester since I'm going for a Masters degree and I'll take my time if need be - I want to get the education I need and not just study & forget (after exam) as it has often been the case up till now >.<
User avatar #2160 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
well good luck nonetheless !
User avatar #2118 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
you have to do this because you fucking care about your education man. they're giving you shit courses and not helping you in any way. so you gotta do this by yourself. don't listen to them. be demanding. education is always the top priority.
#158 - "you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unle…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#155 - And then there's still the abortion option Seriously, you …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#131 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on Much Better 0
#129 - Destiny is trying to be halfway realistic though, Borderlands … 11/12/2014 on Much Better +1
#117 - Expecting Bungie to do anything right about firearms ever 11/12/2014 on Much Better +3
#43 - Lahmacun is ******* delicious the **** is wrong … 11/12/2014 on Pizza defense 2014 +1
#47 - >Latching onto obvious bait How long have you been on t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on What a dumb-ass +1
User avatar #49 - aximil (11/12/2014) [-]
Seeing as his picture contains an anonymous mask, I'd say yes.
#153 - Condoms just about maybe, not really though, birth control har…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #154 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
the after pill only works if you're within a certain body weight range and also has to be taken 72 hours after sex occurred. So if you don't know the condom broke or that the birth control didn't work the after pill wouldn't help... it'd take you around a month or two to realize you're pregnant.
User avatar #155 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
And then there's still the abortion option
Seriously, you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#53 - Post **** , then we can talk 11/12/2014 on Military +1
#151 - If you'd go by that logic then people shouldn't have sex until… 11/12/2014 on Sex talk 0
#150 - >Completely ignoring the protection availabilty and it's me…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #152 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
because condoms and birth control don't fail ever...
User avatar #153 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Condoms just about maybe, not really though, birth control hardly ever fails
And even then there's still the pill after, the threat of pregnancy is literally nil
User avatar #154 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
the after pill only works if you're within a certain body weight range and also has to be taken 72 hours after sex occurred. So if you don't know the condom broke or that the birth control didn't work the after pill wouldn't help... it'd take you around a month or two to realize you're pregnant.
User avatar #155 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
And then there's still the abortion option
Seriously, you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#36 - Picture 11/11/2014 on WHY IM NOT A VEGAN +4
#71 - *have sexually matured Forgot to edit that out 11/11/2014 on Sex talk 0
#70 - Most kids have reached sexually matured at 14 and are mentally…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #112 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/11/2014) [-]
Just because you're physically ready does not mean you're mentally ready. How do they know what intimacy is when they're just children? Up at that point they've just had crushes and don't even know what a real relationship is. If a 14 year old knocks his 13 year old girlfriend up do you think he's going to stay and be a dad? Go out and look for a job? Who's going to hire a 14 year old? How are they going to raise a child? Is this 13 year old girl ready to give birth? Or be adult enough to give her child up for adoption? Or abort it? kids should not have sex until they can atleast hold a job.
User avatar #150 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
>Completely ignoring the protection availabilty and it's mention in my comment
User avatar #152 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
because condoms and birth control don't fail ever...
User avatar #153 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Condoms just about maybe, not really though, birth control hardly ever fails
And even then there's still the pill after, the threat of pregnancy is literally nil
User avatar #154 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
the after pill only works if you're within a certain body weight range and also has to be taken 72 hours after sex occurred. So if you don't know the condom broke or that the birth control didn't work the after pill wouldn't help... it'd take you around a month or two to realize you're pregnant.
User avatar #155 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
And then there's still the abortion option
Seriously, you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#19 - ******* controlling parents are the worst. Sex from…  [+] (20 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Sex talk -15
User avatar #136 - aurumia (11/12/2014) [-]
...Sex is a complete uphike on every hormone in your body. You really think someone who is already undergoing physical changes needs a super charge? Or someone who is emotionally unstable in the sense they are still coming to learn themselves needs the emotional trial of a physical relationship? I think not.
User avatar #151 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
If you'd go by that logic then people shouldn't have sex until they're like 20-21. 'Cause thats about how far puberty sometimes reaches.
Also, emotional trials are only good, making experiences and learning from them is a good thing.
User avatar #123 - icanexplain (11/12/2014) [-]
I think even younger is better, maybe 11. That way they're good at it when there older. But how I would raise my kids.
User avatar #47 - ianchrist (11/11/2014) [-]
youre profile picture is the worst thing ever
i applaud you.
#22 - infraredanus (11/11/2014) [-]
Why downthumb? It's his own opinion and his own way he feels best to raise his kids. I feel that I wouldn't let any future daughter of mine have sex until a bit older than 13, but I ain't about to impose my will and opinion on someone else.
User avatar #25 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/11/2014) [-]
that's what being a parent is about! telling them what's okay and what isn't. Trying to guide them in the right direction. At 14 how many kids are mentally ready for sex? Ready for pregnancy scares and worrying about possible STDs?
User avatar #71 - ishalltroll (11/11/2014) [-]
*have sexually matured
Forgot to edit that out
User avatar #70 - ishalltroll (11/11/2014) [-]
Most kids have reached sexually matured at 14 and are mentally fairly ready for the ordeal. All I can ask of them at that point is using protection, which as a parent you can buy them what they need, and not engaging in activities with too old partners, as they may exploit the teen's innocence and unknowing.
User avatar #112 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/11/2014) [-]
Just because you're physically ready does not mean you're mentally ready. How do they know what intimacy is when they're just children? Up at that point they've just had crushes and don't even know what a real relationship is. If a 14 year old knocks his 13 year old girlfriend up do you think he's going to stay and be a dad? Go out and look for a job? Who's going to hire a 14 year old? How are they going to raise a child? Is this 13 year old girl ready to give birth? Or be adult enough to give her child up for adoption? Or abort it? kids should not have sex until they can atleast hold a job.
User avatar #150 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
>Completely ignoring the protection availabilty and it's mention in my comment
User avatar #152 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
because condoms and birth control don't fail ever...
User avatar #153 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Condoms just about maybe, not really though, birth control hardly ever fails
And even then there's still the pill after, the threat of pregnancy is literally nil
User avatar #154 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
the after pill only works if you're within a certain body weight range and also has to be taken 72 hours after sex occurred. So if you don't know the condom broke or that the birth control didn't work the after pill wouldn't help... it'd take you around a month or two to realize you're pregnant.
User avatar #155 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
And then there's still the abortion option
Seriously, you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#27 - infraredanus (11/11/2014) [-]
That's why you be a better parent and teach them these things. Like I said I would personally wait till they were around 15-16 to allow them, but that doesn't mean they won't go behind my back. I will give them the sex talk earlier than that and introduce them to STD's and the danger of intercourse... As well as drill into their brains the +'s of using protection, specifically condoms.
User avatar #29 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/11/2014) [-]
Yea of course educate them but I'd much rather they be able to support themselves and at least have jobs or some since of responsibility before having sex. I'd also rather they focus on school than relationships.
#66 - infraredanus (11/11/2014) [-]
Not many 14 year olds get jobs, or at least very good jobs. I live in a fishing community and have been making bank since I was 8, but that is because I happened to be lucky. Most kids at 8 can do that.
#100 - I don't know, I wouldn't be too fussed if we didn't have an ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on TFW no GF 0
User avatar #101 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
#98 - I don't get it  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on TFW no GF 0
User avatar #99 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
It just sound like your situation is like Tom's situation in 500 Days of Summer. He was doing all these couple-like things with this girl, but she wasn't into a committed relationship. It broke his heart because he thought she was the one.
User avatar #100 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, I wouldn't be too fussed if we didn't have an actual relationship as I enjoy what we have now already, but it'd be nice to clear it up because I constantly have to wave off other girls right now as to not cheat on my possible relationship
User avatar #101 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
#96 - Wat, yeah We meet now and then, talk a bunch and make out …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/10/2014 on TFW no GF 0
User avatar #97 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
Would you say you are Tom and she is Summer?
User avatar #98 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #99 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
It just sound like your situation is like Tom's situation in 500 Days of Summer. He was doing all these couple-like things with this girl, but she wasn't into a committed relationship. It broke his heart because he thought she was the one.
User avatar #100 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, I wouldn't be too fussed if we didn't have an actual relationship as I enjoy what we have now already, but it'd be nice to clear it up because I constantly have to wave off other girls right now as to not cheat on my possible relationship
User avatar #101 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
#38 - I'm, pretty sure that I have a girlfriend Not completely c…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/09/2014 on TFW no GF 0
User avatar #65 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
The question is: does she know?
User avatar #96 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
Wat, yeah
We meet now and then, talk a bunch and make out and yadayadayada, kiss when meeting and when saying goodbye, we're pretty much a couple
But also not really
User avatar #97 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
Would you say you are Tom and she is Summer?
User avatar #98 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #99 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
It just sound like your situation is like Tom's situation in 500 Days of Summer. He was doing all these couple-like things with this girl, but she wasn't into a committed relationship. It broke his heart because he thought she was the one.
User avatar #100 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, I wouldn't be too fussed if we didn't have an actual relationship as I enjoy what we have now already, but it'd be nice to clear it up because I constantly have to wave off other girls right now as to not cheat on my possible relationship
User avatar #101 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
He shall.
User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - Common Pepe (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - Common Pepe (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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