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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:5/21/2013
Location:Germany
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latest user's comments

#305 - Only a faggot would claim that America makes shitty cars. 03/04/2013 on nothin new +4
#17 - Most fucked up thing would probably be a video of a woman stra…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/04/2013 on preferences 0
#19 - felixjarl (03/04/2013) [-]
I said image, not explain!
#21 - tojimajia (03/04/2013) [-]
FELIX! YOU GOTZ MORE PURPLE TEXT?
#22 - felixjarl (03/04/2013) [-]
I have no idea, it just refuses to leave. I really thought it should be gone by today.
#28 - tojimajia (03/04/2013) [-]
well i guess that not too bad then
User avatar #29 - felixjarl (03/04/2013) [-]
Well i am not complaining, it is a great boon and i am liking all the people trying to click my texts.
#30 - tojimajia (03/04/2013) [-]
I saw that, and fell for it once. then I was okay
User avatar #33 - felixjarl (03/04/2013) [-]
My favorite is doing this one: http://www.funnyjunkcom/user/felixjarl

I just remove the . before com.
User avatar #34 - tojimajia (03/04/2013) [-]
neat. sounds like some old school trollin
#36 - felixjarl (03/04/2013) [-]
You know, that is actually a good point. The time before trolling meant being a dick.
User avatar #39 - tojimajia (03/04/2013) [-]
It is the kind of trolling I prefer, too bad the internet is full of whiny 12 year olds :P (umad 12yrold?)
#40 - felixjarl (03/04/2013) [-]
I blame on trollface, it made it ''mainstream'' to be a troll, what people did not learn was that it takes some effort to actually troll.

Pic related.
#16 - Picture 03/04/2013 on preferences 0
#120 - >Skyping with somebody for a different reason than getting … 03/03/2013 on Maximum Raep Face 0
#26 - Props to the driver for keeping that shit under control, holy fuck. 03/03/2013 on You Shall Not PASS! 0
#79 - >imfunnynet > 9lols.com Oh my fucking god how d… 03/03/2013 on Manly tears +14
#146 - "Their situation may suck balls" But in relation…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on mfw friend-zoned -2
User avatar #150 - Jenkinhimer (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's the problem, sir. You're looking at it from YOUR perspective. And to you it looks pretty good. But from THEIR perspective, it's really not much better at all.

Look at it this way; two kids are in an accident. One kid loses both his legs, but the other loses his arms AND legs. If the kids who lost his legs complains about it being tough, the other kid's not going to say "Oh shut up, you have it easy!"

He may have it easier from the perspective of someone without arms OR legs, but losing both of your legs still sucks, a lot.
#130 - nobody has an idea what the fuck kinda flag that is  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2013 on mfw friend-zoned +11
User avatar #134 - veneficium (03/03/2013) [-]
because google reverse image search is so difficult
User avatar #131 - mikepro (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh, shit. I just realized I indeed forgot to include the name of my country in the original post. It's the Venezuelan flag btw.
#143 - N. Korean citizen (03/03/2013) [-]
it's cuz everyone's just jealous
User avatar #247 - mikepro (03/03/2013) [-]
Most likely, but I'm jealous of many other things we don't have. I guess I still don't have to pay shit for gas.
#129 - MFW americans whine about how expensive their gas is when we p…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2013 on mfw friend-zoned -1
#153 - lordumpalumpa (03/03/2013) [-]
Last time i checked the gas price here in Austria it was between 1,35-1,38€
User avatar #166 - dirrrtjump (03/03/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH AUSTRIA!!!!
User avatar #147 - ffx (03/03/2013) [-]
Well an average guy in your place seems much wealthier than the average american. I wouldn't mind the gas prices myself if I was a little richer.
#136 - Jenkinhimer (03/03/2013) [-]
"Who the fuck do they think they are? Their situation may suck balls, but mine sucks WORSE! So that means only I get to complain because somehow their situation isn't awful as long as mine is worse!"
User avatar #146 - ishalltroll (03/03/2013) [-]
"Their situation may suck balls"
But in relation to ours it's fairly good, that's my point.
User avatar #150 - Jenkinhimer (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's the problem, sir. You're looking at it from YOUR perspective. And to you it looks pretty good. But from THEIR perspective, it's really not much better at all.

Look at it this way; two kids are in an accident. One kid loses both his legs, but the other loses his arms AND legs. If the kids who lost his legs complains about it being tough, the other kid's not going to say "Oh shut up, you have it easy!"

He may have it easier from the perspective of someone without arms OR legs, but losing both of your legs still sucks, a lot.
#171 - People don't "get offended". Being offended by somet… 03/03/2013 on Magical World 0
#82 - Fuckin' forgot to add "Inb4 "found the feminist"… 03/02/2013 on Read description 0
#70 - "NO FUCK YOU, I DEPLOYED THE FINGER!!!" 03/02/2013 on Fucking Guardsmen 0
#16 - I don't know why people feel so bad about going to school. … 03/02/2013 on This is why we go to school 0
#48 - Don't really have that issue in germany anymore with the armyw… 03/02/2013 on Ball's in your court Obama 0
#45 - Why would they refit the SUSAT? It has pretty much been proven…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Ball's in your court Obama 0
User avatar #46 - MrTurdTastic (03/02/2013) [-]
Money, we can't afford to fit every rifle with it, it is becoming more widespread, we've got them here at ATR Winchester now, so its likely that they'll be service wide soon.
User avatar #48 - ishalltroll (03/02/2013) [-]
Don't really have that issue in germany anymore with the armywide issued G36 and it's dual optic. As much as I'd personally prefer the HK416 for purposes of customization.
#16 - This is fairly interesting. There seem to be a lot of Estonian…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on mine field +4
User avatar #21 - Konigsteiger (03/02/2013) [-]
Yes the Lahingutoetuskompanii covers everything from Mortars and Anti-Tank crews to EOD and Combat Engineers. We're generally the go-to guys for mechanized support and unconventional warfare as well.

Estonia is a very "wired" nation, so most everyone has internet access and as a result you'll come across us from time to time! :)
#56 - Try and eat it instead. Make some weed-cookies and get ultra-h… 03/02/2013 on In the hallway of my dorm... 0
#55 - Legal age should be the same as light alcohol in every country…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on In the hallway of my dorm... +2
User avatar #91 - cobaltlumi (03/02/2013) [-]
Im sure the legal age is debatable, and would be different around the world much like alcohol. Im only saying 21 because thats when the average brain is fully developed, to keep smoking weed from stunting your brains development.
#36 - The Queen doesn't even hold the gun. It's mounted completely f…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Ball's in your court Obama +1
User avatar #92 - SirFail (03/03/2013) [-]
She's about 86 firing a gun normally would probably kill the old dear.
User avatar #43 - MrTurdTastic (03/02/2013) [-]
Nah, that's how they are normally, the L85A2's you see in combat have Daniel Defense rail systems and Elcan sights fitted as part of an Urgent Operational Requirement, most of them get fitted back to the standard front housing and SUSATs when they come back.
User avatar #45 - ishalltroll (03/02/2013) [-]
Why would they refit the SUSAT? It has pretty much been proven that compared to the ACOG or RCO optics the SUSAT is very much inferior.
Also, why would you take off the rails again? They're far more practical.
User avatar #46 - MrTurdTastic (03/02/2013) [-]
Money, we can't afford to fit every rifle with it, it is becoming more widespread, we've got them here at ATR Winchester now, so its likely that they'll be service wide soon.
User avatar #48 - ishalltroll (03/02/2013) [-]
Don't really have that issue in germany anymore with the armywide issued G36 and it's dual optic. As much as I'd personally prefer the HK416 for purposes of customization.
#13 - If Fluffy stood still he could survive a bit longer than that …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on mine field 0
User avatar #14 - Konigsteiger (03/02/2013) [-]
This is a common myth. In fact, most AP Mines with pressure triggers are NOT like this and instead detonate upon initial stepping upon. Only (I say this loosely, there are a few other models, though they are uncommon and most have been recovered within Serbia and Bosnia Herzegovina) the PMN-4, GYATA-64's manufactured between '93 and '95, SB-33AR, and the M16 have these sorts of detonators. Even then, the M16 does not really wait for you to step off so much as the pressure fuze simply burns at a rate which would take the average person to step off of the mine, allowing it to bound into the air. Even the SB-33AR's fuze has to be specifically set to only detonate once it has been stepped off of. Most of the GYATA-64's, a Hungarian model, detonate as soon as they are stepped on, with only a few thousand being equipped with such a delay fuze.

Source: 6 years Explosive Ordnance Disposal with the Lahingutoetuskompanii in the Scoutspataljon
User avatar #16 - ishalltroll (03/02/2013) [-]
This is fairly interesting. There seem to be a lot of Estonians on the internet.
In any case, I can't understand those unit designations, but I suppose it's sort of like combat engineers?
User avatar #21 - Konigsteiger (03/02/2013) [-]
Yes the Lahingutoetuskompanii covers everything from Mortars and Anti-Tank crews to EOD and Combat Engineers. We're generally the go-to guys for mechanized support and unconventional warfare as well.

Estonia is a very "wired" nation, so most everyone has internet access and as a result you'll come across us from time to time! :)
#17 - "Browse Bitches" Honestly, I like looking at por…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Read description +12
#81 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2013) [-]
i found the feminist
User avatar #82 - ishalltroll (03/02/2013) [-]
Fuckin' forgot to add "Inb4 "found the feminist"".
Not wanting to disrespect women doesn't make me a feminist.
User avatar #49 - watchinniggazdrop (03/02/2013) [-]
Female dogs are objects?
#181 - **ishalltroll rolled a random comment #226568 posted by tx… 03/02/2013 on Your Mission 0
#24 - Fuckin' crocs! 03/01/2013 on Weird foot shaped shoes -3
#3 - MFW reading ultra-beta conversations I had 1 1/2 years ago.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Facebook (69) +71
#4 - itsbendingtime (03/01/2013) [-]
Take solace in the fact that is it makes you rage so much now, then you realised how beta you was and must have improved your social skills tenfold since then.
#232 - koobzacc (03/02/2013) [-]
in my case 10 * 0 = 0
User avatar #164 - matttboyagain (03/02/2013) [-]
I think my online social skills have degraded over time. Seriously. And I think it's just cause I haven't had any online conversations in a couple years. My actual life has been getting in the way of that.
#174 - davidavidson (03/02/2013) [-]
cool story
#23 - "I came here to fuck bitches and fire Hellfires. And …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Truly romantic +3
#43 - Rammencup (03/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 - JunkTea (03/01/2013) [-]
and the couple of yards around it.
#49 - Rammencup (03/01/2013) [-]
and i like it
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#30 - N. Korean citizen (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never fuck with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #22 - candidvres **User deleted account** (10/09/2012) [-]
Was ist die sinn des lebens?
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
#20 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/28/2012) [-]
**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at DEAR GOD **
Phonies make me sick!
User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
#7 - herpinaderpinson **User deleted account** (04/27/2012) [-]
BOOOBIEZZZZZZZZ!!!!
BOOOBIEZZZZZZZZ!!!!
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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