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#98 - Most of the people who follow or are part of PETA are complete…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on PETA Fan 0
#327 - dontknowme (02/23/2013) [-]
hey, like i said, i do it for health purposes. though, admittedly, if i saw someone ruthlessly beating a dog, I myself would have to intervene, not to the extent my dad might, but I would do something. i do not condone blowing up slaughterhouses and killing cruel people (a good ass whooping isn't out of the question in some cases) but in most cases you cannot change violence with violence and even more so, change everybody into a vegan/vegetarian.

i guess what i'm saying is, if you like to eat meat, cool, don't brag about it, please. if you're a vegetarian, cool, don't brag about it, please.
#53 - "torture and mutiliate animals" Why are so many …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2013 on PETA Fan +15
User avatar #228 - lasmamoe (02/22/2013) [-]
Slaughterhouses do treat animals horrible though.

Have you ever watched a hidden-camera recording from a farm or slaughterhouse?
People throwing piglets around like ragdolls. Kicking pigs in the genitals to get them to move. Picking up disabled cows with fork lifts. Cutting off beaks of live chicken.

The shit that goes down at those places are beyond most peoples imagination.
User avatar #248 - ishalltroll (02/23/2013) [-]
In the bad ones yes. But the majority is pretty good here in germany due to controls.
User avatar #355 - lasmamoe (02/23/2013) [-]
Maybe. The way i see it, we just havent caught more on camera yet.
#149 - nazguultje (02/22/2013) [-]
Lack of protein
User avatar #234 - lasmamoe (02/22/2013) [-]
This is a weak argument though.

Im a vegetarian, and i get more than sufficient protein every day without even trying.

I've got 120g protein today from eating nothing but oats, fruits, pasta and vegetables.
#60 - dontknowme (02/22/2013) [-]
unfortunately, the majority of vegetarians are self-righteous, wannabe world savers who would never actually do anything out of their way to help anyone other than themselves.

then there are the people like my dad, who, if he saw someone hitting a dog, would then proceed to beat them within an inch of their life.

finally, you have the vegetarians who either A) do it as a fad; B) do it because they genuinely care; and C) do it for one health reason or another (weight loss, in my case)

The more you know!
User avatar #98 - ishalltroll (02/22/2013) [-]
Most of the people who follow or are part of PETA are completely lost causes though.
Not eating meat because you feel bad for the animals is one thing but that shit goes too far, especially when I look at the Facebook page of PETA germany and they're openly boasting propaganda "against meat-consumers" and how they want to make everybody a vegan.
#327 - dontknowme (02/23/2013) [-]
hey, like i said, i do it for health purposes. though, admittedly, if i saw someone ruthlessly beating a dog, I myself would have to intervene, not to the extent my dad might, but I would do something. i do not condone blowing up slaughterhouses and killing cruel people (a good ass whooping isn't out of the question in some cases) but in most cases you cannot change violence with violence and even more so, change everybody into a vegan/vegetarian.

i guess what i'm saying is, if you like to eat meat, cool, don't brag about it, please. if you're a vegetarian, cool, don't brag about it, please.
#1415 - Oh really? The church fired a priest in germany because he cam…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on -Obama 0
User avatar #1439 - Onemanretardpack (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah well that's Germany. I can't speak for their laws and customs, but I can speak for my country's. Here, you're not allowed to tell the church what to do with it's organization, and they can't influence the government
#103 - Judging by the flightpath that you can just about guess when l… 02/21/2013 on Boom! 0
#61 - That's actually pretty good. I can just almost not see it … 02/21/2013 on Drawing 0
#18 - "porn taught me" Then ****** pretty…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on Rustled my congos +19
#23 - handyofdoom (02/21/2013) [-]
i'm sure what porn teaches you is to go south
#55 - Way too much makeup. 02/21/2013 on as if... +32
#280 - Stop moaning about immigrants you stupid cunt. That's the leas… 02/21/2013 on -Obama 0
#273 - He simply implied that the church has to get with the times an…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2013 on -Obama -7
User avatar #1030 - Onemanretardpack (02/22/2013) [-]
Freedom of religion and separation of church and state work both ways. We can't tell them what to do, as much as they can't push for their beliefs to become law.
User avatar #1415 - ishalltroll (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh really? The church fired a priest in germany because he came out of the closet as being gay. And that's precisely the reason they mentioned to fire him.
This breaks german federal law as well as the fundamental human rights as prescribed in the german constitution.
They practically go over federal law simply because they're the church. It's illegal as can be.
User avatar #1439 - Onemanretardpack (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah well that's Germany. I can't speak for their laws and customs, but I can speak for my country's. Here, you're not allowed to tell the church what to do with it's organization, and they can't influence the government
#31 - I actually really enjoyed both movies. I kinda liked Linco…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on If movies were honest +2
User avatar #34 - AvatarAirBender (02/21/2013) [-]
The acting was amazing in Lincoln.
#259 - Ponder at the thought of refraining from meth consumption befo… 02/21/2013 on Now is the time to panick +1
#98 - Any middleclass german tank completely outmatched most allied … 02/21/2013 on M4 Crab 0
#25 - No I just don't like it because it's stupid as **** … 02/21/2013 on harlem shake -2
#129 - Size isn't everything. 02/21/2013 on POW, right in the bully +1
#362 - We can't even get to Mars and it's a big-ass accomplishment th… 02/21/2013 on planet and shit 0
#30 - I find Angelina Jolie extremely unattractive. Face-wise. 02/21/2013 on Angelinass Jolass +1
#150 - Calling me buttmad for calling him butthurt Is butthurt himself 02/21/2013 on Ya Done Goofed scilla -6
#144 - Maybe I should have mentioned that effectively everybody was s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Ya Done Goofed scilla -6
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User avatar #150 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Calling me buttmad for calling him butthurt
Is butthurt himself
#159 - It's absolutely idiotic and everything that is wrong with gami… 02/21/2013 on wow -1
#149 - Yup. You're meant to be linked to PS network all the time. And… 02/21/2013 on wow -1
#143 - Yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on wow +1
User avatar #147 - firestarian (02/21/2013) [-]
that's... pathetic
User avatar #149 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Yup. You're meant to be linked to PS network all the time. And as far as I've understood you can connect the PS network account to a Ustream account to stream everything on the fly.
For some retarded reason I don't understand.
#121 - That was pretty much my point. XD and LOL are things used …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Ya Done Goofed scilla -11
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User avatar #144 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Maybe I should have mentioned that effectively everybody was saying xD a few years ago. Then maybe you wouldn't be so butthurt.
#145 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #150 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Calling me buttmad for calling him butthurt
Is butthurt himself
#126 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
no... lol and XD used to be used before mfw by everyone you dense mother fucker,.. new fags like you should just not post on anything but 9fag
User avatar #122 - derpingherper (02/21/2013) [-]
You might be absolutely right. Perhaps I haven't noticed any of such faggotry by just looking at the post, then either skip or thumb my way to the next one most of the time.

Well, I consider myself lucky I guess...
#78 - Yeah I'm pretty sure it's just a single house.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on My Hometown 0
User avatar #79 - skullzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Theres a library and a tavern, and the old woman there is 65+...
#134 - Don't forget the most retarded invention ever. A dedicated…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/21/2013 on wow +1
User avatar #196 - philliyoMLB (02/21/2013) [-]
Well I play a lot of sports games like 2K, Madden, and the Show. I play a lot against my friends so I wouldn't mind sharing on twitter or facebook about how I beat the shit out of one of my friends, or ask someone else to play me.
#157 - yunorepost (02/21/2013) [-]
You're fucking trippin I think it's a badass feature.
User avatar #159 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
It's absolutely idiotic and everything that is wrong with gaming nowadays.
User avatar #140 - firestarian (02/21/2013) [-]
is there really a share button?
User avatar #146 - jakeydesu (02/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, it lets you record and share video and pictures.
#143 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #147 - firestarian (02/21/2013) [-]
that's... pathetic
User avatar #149 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Yup. You're meant to be linked to PS network all the time. And as far as I've understood you can connect the PS network account to a Ustream account to stream everything on the fly.
For some retarded reason I don't understand.
#113 - Pretty much sums it up  [+] (8 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Ya Done Goofed scilla -8
#118 - derpingherper (02/21/2013) [-]
The " XD " emoticon is used the same as saying " LOL " from I've seen.
I don't see how that emoticon is used for implanting a scar in you're face as if that person was obsessed about it. Also " LE " is unnecessary...
#121 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
That was pretty much my point.
XD and LOL are things used by cancerous faggots. The same ones who use "Le" in ragecomics, pretty much.
It's an overexaggerating emoticon, especially if you put multiple D's.
Nobody ever laughs heavily enough to justify writing either XD or LOL on the internet.

That would be some causes I suppose. Another theory might be that people hate it for the same reason they hate Comic Sans. It being super annoying, childish and goddamn everywhere.
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User avatar #144 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Maybe I should have mentioned that effectively everybody was saying xD a few years ago. Then maybe you wouldn't be so butthurt.
#145 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #150 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Calling me buttmad for calling him butthurt
Is butthurt himself
#126 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
no... lol and XD used to be used before mfw by everyone you dense mother fucker,.. new fags like you should just not post on anything but 9fag
User avatar #122 - derpingherper (02/21/2013) [-]
You might be absolutely right. Perhaps I haven't noticed any of such faggotry by just looking at the post, then either skip or thumb my way to the next one most of the time.

Well, I consider myself lucky I guess...
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User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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