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ishalltroll

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Germany
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Highest Content Rank:#6656
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niggas aint shit but bitches n' hoes

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#291 - TFW 37% of voters vote to "Shut down FJ" on the poll…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on This week in science +3
User avatar #299 - evilbastard (02/25/2013) [-]
27% .
User avatar #292 - znigga (02/25/2013) [-]
where?
User avatar #294 - ishalltroll (02/25/2013) [-]
Newsletter, in your inbox unless you turned it off.
User avatar #295 - znigga (02/25/2013) [-]
ooohhh thanks
#35 - Meh, there's a thousand things I enjoy more in a relationship. 02/25/2013 on Mr Morgan is a fool 0
#25 - He's obviously a ******* douchebag but this wasn't funn…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Mr Morgan is a fool +4
#46 - spidahridah (02/25/2013) [-]
Because they're fucking 12 year olds.
User avatar #34 - kyrozor (02/25/2013) [-]
Because sex is awesome.
User avatar #51 - doooublebaass (02/25/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it is.
User avatar #53 - kyrozor (02/25/2013) [-]
Fancy meeting you here, brah.
User avatar #54 - doooublebaass (02/25/2013) [-]
Indeedy. I saw the picture, was like "The welsh cunts were laughing about that on facebook!"

Figured you'd be in the comments somewhere.
User avatar #55 - kyrozor (02/25/2013) [-]
Look who posted it.

He's a bender.
User avatar #71 - ilieksheep (02/25/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU.
User avatar #56 - doooublebaass (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, bollocks. I suppose I have to take my thumb back then.
User avatar #72 - ilieksheep (02/25/2013) [-]
Thought you loved meh? :(
User avatar #43 - bronynexgen (02/25/2013) [-]
The greatest part about the relationship is that when you're around that person, you feel as if you could be yourself, and tell him/her anything, and the other party would be ok with it. It's the emotional feeling that's the best part, the butterflies in your stomach whenever he/she waves to you in the hall, or texts you late at night, just to say 'I love you'. The sex, to me at least, is just an added bonus. Hell, if I met the love of my life today, and if being in a relationship with him/her meant waiting a long ass time for sex, then I'd do it in a heartbeat. It's not that important.
User avatar #44 - kyrozor (02/25/2013) [-]
I waited a while for mine, now it's a pretty big part of our relationship because we've had a few years of no sex relationship and things like that, so it became a very big and fun part of it for both of us. On top of the already solid relationship we have.
User avatar #47 - bronynexgen (02/25/2013) [-]
Well good for you, man! Now just don't be a faggot like this little kid and you should be all set.
Faggot: A character who is extremely annoying, to the point where one wants to bash his face against a wall; someone who is acting faggy
Just for clarification, this is the new meaning.
User avatar #50 - kyrozor (02/25/2013) [-]
I'd never be caught dead being that much of a faggy dick.
User avatar #35 - ishalltroll (02/25/2013) [-]
Meh, there's a thousand things I enjoy more in a relationship.
#1177 - Temorinkitokime You dont get my last name because **** you 02/25/2013 on Japanese Names +1
#29 - I.e. ************** has the same effect on a city as a …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Damn Detroit, you scary. +7
User avatar #39 - kwanzalord (02/25/2013) [-]
I laughed....but you sadden me
#392 - Why are your politicians acting all democratic when in reality…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on its funny because its true 0
#397 - whatamidoingwithme (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, that fuckface is leading nothing actually. However he and his "crew" are controlling the large part of the government and half of the country is somehow OK with it, for some reason.
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#218 - Nope. But I was just visiting, not actually living there. … 02/25/2013 on its funny because its true +2
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#44 - Dolphins having names has been known for a long time. 02/25/2013 on This week in science 0
#87 - Vinegar chips are ******* nasty.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Chips 0
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#97 - curses (02/25/2013) [-]
Damn straight, Vinegar chips are a cruel joke to give to someone. There is one though that is far worse.

Pork chips. Not a flavored one. Just a basic pork chips. As it's made of the fat only and the taste is an abomination. Yet it still sells.
User avatar #136 - wtf man (02/25/2013) [-]
you mean pork rinds yeah those are nasty
User avatar #94 - laspussy (02/25/2013) [-]
not sure why someone red thumbed you but you're not the only one that thinks that
#52 - I could slowly walk down those stairs and still be at the bott… 02/25/2013 on Faster Way To Go Down Stairs +1
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#160 - I went to Turkey last summer and learned a ******** abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2013 on its funny because its true +4
#378 - whatamidoingwithme (02/25/2013) [-]
I am Turkish, ask me anything. I am an atheist by the way.
User avatar #392 - ishalltroll (02/25/2013) [-]
Why are your politicians acting all democratic when in reality your prime minister is practically leading the country by himself?
#397 - whatamidoingwithme (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, that fuckface is leading nothing actually. However he and his "crew" are controlling the large part of the government and half of the country is somehow OK with it, for some reason.
#215 - Ken M (02/25/2013) [-]
did you have a hard time for not being a muslim there?
User avatar #218 - ishalltroll (02/25/2013) [-]
Nope. But I was just visiting, not actually living there.
The city populations are usually quite chilled about everything and most of the younger people like my fellow students and such didn't give a single fuck about being muslim, yet it stood in their IDs.
The larger problem is the population in the countryside. They're not very modern and still very fundamentalistic about everything that has to do with religion.
But it turned out that in contrast to all the turks in germany, who are fucking retards, the people in Turkey are over 9000% nicer and cooler.
#64 - I live 30 km from Bremen. This makes me proud.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Germany MFW 0
User avatar #118 - schafskopf (02/25/2013) [-]
Das ist natürlich ein Grund, stolz zu sein !
#90 - I hope you get a bit more educated before you open your whore … 02/25/2013 on its funny because its true +1
#89 - Da stimme ich dir zu.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2013 on its funny because its true +1
User avatar #102 - fukkendragonite (02/25/2013) [-]
Please don't post in German with a picture of a raised right fist. People are gonna get you completely mixed up.

Thanks.
User avatar #194 - thadin (02/25/2013) [-]
That's his left hand.
User avatar #199 - fukkendragonite (02/25/2013) [-]
motherfucker....
#131 - alexthecanadian (02/25/2013) [-]
You racist bastard.
Please, go to Hell as soon as possible.
User avatar #133 - fukkendragonite (02/25/2013) [-]
It was a joke, relax
#68 - Surely using a pushup though. Who knows how far they hang when… 02/25/2013 on Comfy Shelf +6
#105 - 'Murica's war machine could be put to pretty good use just goi… 02/25/2013 on Battlecry of terror 0
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User avatar #33 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
He shall.
User avatar #32 - minorian ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - Ken M (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - Ken M (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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