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#36 - I love how everybody is apparently of the opinion that Faceboo…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Kickstarter's face when ... -2
User avatar #50 - pickaxe (03/29/2014) [-]
nah,facebook isn't an asshole company because it's big.It's an asshole company because of their skechy strategies.
User avatar #49 - ronyx (03/29/2014) [-]
Oculus was only made possible because of the people that funded kickstarter. Being sellouts to Facebook is just a punch to the balls to the original backers. Oculus fucking owes them and they're 2 billion richer because of those people. I don't know what facebook is planning to do with Oculus, but if they don't stay true to the original goal and integrate facebook manure then that's just fucking disgraceful.
#38 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
But what happens if I don't want FUCKING FACEBOOK FEATURES IN MY VIRTUAL REALITY GAMES???
User avatar #39 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
Probably just turn them off. If Zuckerberg was to force the users into using Facebook at all times it'd fuckin' ruin the whole thing for him because nobody wants that, so why would he do that?
#43 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
I used to say the same about Google, and look at Youtube now. It might be possible to turn them off at first, but Zuckerberg won't be happy with it for too long.
User avatar #44 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
I'm confident that Zuckerberg is not as much of a profit-driven mind as Google's leadership is.
#45 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
I said the exact same words about google two years ago! it's happening again! we're doomed!
#224 - The word ****** drops on this website and the res… 03/29/2014 on hell yeah -1
#217 - >Hate comment >toplel You must be new to the int… 03/29/2014 on hell yeah -5
#215 - You just went full retard man, never go full retard.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2014 on hell yeah -9
User avatar #220 - chenn (03/29/2014) [-]
You're the one who went full retard. I love Frozen but I'm not dumb enough to call people who haven't seen it faggots. Some people just don't have so much time because they don't live in their parents' basement and I think him asking about it was appropriate unlike your response. Come back when your period stops because you're really overreacting.
User avatar #224 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
The word faggot drops on this website and the rest of the net probably a billion times a week, why you guys are all too oblivious to recognize that I didn't mean offense with the first comment is a fuckin' puzzle to me.
#216 - byzantinian (03/29/2014) [-]
Nope,I just replied to a hate comment with hate,you're the one who called me a faggot for no reason.
User avatar #217 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
>Hate comment
>toplel
You must be new to the internet when you get your panties in a bunch over being called a faggot, faggot.
#210 - Just that you're not american doesn't excuse your missing know…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2014 on hell yeah -10
#213 - byzantinian (03/29/2014) [-]
What the fuck is your problem man? International,right..,it is either american or british or whatever,something is international when multiple countries work on it,why don't you (probably) know a single movie from Russia,even do most of them are also called ,,international,,? Same thing and I am a little too old to watch cartoons anyway, ,,faggot,,
User avatar #215 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
You just went full retard man, never go full retard.
User avatar #220 - chenn (03/29/2014) [-]
You're the one who went full retard. I love Frozen but I'm not dumb enough to call people who haven't seen it faggots. Some people just don't have so much time because they don't live in their parents' basement and I think him asking about it was appropriate unlike your response. Come back when your period stops because you're really overreacting.
User avatar #224 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
The word faggot drops on this website and the rest of the net probably a billion times a week, why you guys are all too oblivious to recognize that I didn't mean offense with the first comment is a fuckin' puzzle to me.
#216 - byzantinian (03/29/2014) [-]
Nope,I just replied to a hate comment with hate,you're the one who called me a faggot for no reason.
User avatar #217 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
>Hate comment
>toplel
You must be new to the internet when you get your panties in a bunch over being called a faggot, faggot.
#144 - >2014. >Still downloading porn. Doyouevenstream.jpg? 03/29/2014 on Porn +3
#117 - In germany we have sidewalks meant for pedestrians and cyclist…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on cycling 0
User avatar #118 - lyiat (03/23/2014) [-]
Good for Germany. This isn't the case in America or England, and many other countries.
#112 - I could ram my car into a wall everytime one of these *…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2014 on cycling -1
User avatar #116 - lyiat (03/23/2014) [-]
It's illegal for a cyclist to ride on the sidewalk pretty much everywhere.
User avatar #150 - Kazseppi (03/23/2014) [-]
I always rode my bike on the sidewalk when I was a kid, hell everyone did, all over the place. That was in Massachusetts. Now I live in the San Diego area of California and I hear sidewalks are not for bicycles. I don't see the reasoning for this. Maybe in a place like New York City where people walk everywhere the bikes should stay in the road, it's not like traffic goes very fast there anyway.
User avatar #151 - lyiat (03/23/2014) [-]
It's illegal regardless.
User avatar #152 - Kazseppi (03/23/2014) [-]
This makes me sad.
User avatar #117 - ishalltroll (03/23/2014) [-]
In germany we have sidewalks meant for pedestrians and cyclists simultaneously.
Not all of them, but in most places.
User avatar #118 - lyiat (03/23/2014) [-]
Good for Germany. This isn't the case in America or England, and many other countries.
User avatar #115 - beatentoast (03/23/2014) [-]
In a lot of places it's illegal to ride on the sidewalk
#38 - What the ack? 03/22/2014 on ACK ACK ACK +1
#155 - I understand this reference. 03/21/2014 on Professional Psychopath 0
#19 - Autism has become a general term for socially awkward. Lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on This gave me heartburn +3
User avatar #35 - mrgordons (03/21/2014) [-]
This is well put, pretty much describes things well.
#2379 - Meningococcal Sebsis, causing need for massive skin grafts fro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +1
User avatar #2458 - smokingman (03/18/2014) [-]
Welp, I had to read the wiki to find out what's that.
And holy shiet, dude, that fucking sucks.

I have a friend who was similarly disfigured by a dog, this stuff brought him near suicide.

Don't let it get ya down, nigga.
#2336 - Also before doubts of my age arise, I'm 20 in 1 1/2 months … 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +1
#2319 - Black and white because I'm artistic as ****  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +1
User avatar #2366 - smokingman (03/18/2014) [-]
wut happened to ya?
User avatar #2379 - ishalltroll (03/18/2014) [-]
Meningococcal Sebsis, causing need for massive skin grafts from myself.
User avatar #2458 - smokingman (03/18/2014) [-]
Welp, I had to read the wiki to find out what's that.
And holy shiet, dude, that fucking sucks.

I have a friend who was similarly disfigured by a dog, this stuff brought him near suicide.

Don't let it get ya down, nigga.
User avatar #2336 - ishalltroll (03/18/2014) [-]
Also before doubts of my age arise, I'm 20 in 1 1/2 months
My left ear looks like Niki Lauda's and im scarface 2.0
#173 - Hm, I just re-read your comment and it turns out you wrote the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Feminism i think +3
#175 - armsdealer (03/17/2014) [-]
It's all good
#165 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Feminism i think -1
#170 - armsdealer (03/17/2014) [-]
Did you even look at my profile? Why the fuck would I want to bait and troll if the intended result is red thumbs? It was mean to be a metaphorical example to counter his ridiculous statement. Go be a cunt elsewhere
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User avatar #192 - armsdealer (03/17/2014) [-]
Someone takes the time to comment on something I said, the least I can do is acknowledge their effort with a reply of my own. He corrected himself because of an error which is something that happens to people often, so I applauded his self correcting instead of him carrying on being a cunt like you are.
User avatar #173 - ishalltroll (03/17/2014) [-]
Hm, I just re-read your comment and it turns out you wrote the exact opposite of what I thought your comment said.
K.
#175 - armsdealer (03/17/2014) [-]
It's all good
#192 - When I lived with that russian family on the Crimea they even …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Crimea river 0
User avatar #194 - randomserb (03/16/2014) [-]
Some conjecture.
#186 - *lowest places Source: 03/16/2014 on Crimea river 0
#184 - Both Russia, the Ukraine and a lot of other countries of easte…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Crimea river 0
User avatar #191 - randomserb (03/16/2014) [-]
You're right there, can't really deny it. The east has generally been more corrupt than the west since the fall of communism, but I don't understand how you can believe that Russians on Crimea want to join Russia only because "muh motherlands best lands".
They feel threatened by the Ukrainian government, and rightfully so.
User avatar #192 - ishalltroll (03/16/2014) [-]
When I lived with that russian family on the Crimea they even compared russian train tickets to ukrainian ones saying how much better the russian ones are.
And my coursemates experienced similar things in their families.
People there are literally nationalism'd to complete retardease.
User avatar #194 - randomserb (03/16/2014) [-]
Some conjecture.
#171 - "the new fascist Ukranian government is going to ethnical…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Crimea river +4
User avatar #207 - alimais (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, joining the EU not Europe because Ukraine is already on that continent did already help a lot pensions of the people got cut in half
#253 - apelo (03/16/2014) [-]
Our politicians took off with BILLIONS of our reserve. They took it all. Honestly. They did. They took it. Our country has NO money. This is because of Russian convicts like Yanukovich, our "president". We would have had to cut our pensions even if we didn't join the EU. It's a saving measure.
#259 - alimais (03/16/2014) [-]
Don`t blame everything on Yanukovich there are far more and worse criminals still housing the parliament in the Ukraine.
#260 - apelo (03/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't dream of it. They probably all are! And many still will probably be! Even Tymoshenko was corrupt.

They will never match Yanu and his buddies though.
User avatar #264 - alimais (03/16/2014) [-]
" Even Tymoshenko was corrupt. " I wanted to write the exact same sentences to my prior post but decided not to.

Was there something odd in the protests with some of the protesters? I only watched it always live had it running on my laptop besides me.
#266 - apelo (03/16/2014) [-]
What do you mean by odd?
#268 - alimais (03/16/2014) [-]
Protesters acting weird because officially 5 billion $ of aid went to the Ukraine from the US and there are some videos of people saying their sons got paid to be there.

Victoria Nuland, in a private address to business leaders about the situation in the Ukraine, admitting that they've "invested" $5 billion into NGOs and the opposition party ("Right Sector") in the past years, in preparation for the coup.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y0y-JUsPTU#t=447

Two from US government plotting their coup in the Ukraine over a month ago, discussing which puppet they're going to install in the Ukraine government. The call was intercepted by Russian intelligence and purposely leaked onto the Internet.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBWP48O_5Mo


also that Crimea official looks way to young despite being 33 years old
#287 - apelo (03/16/2014) [-]
Man, I had a longer reply but I accidently closed the window.

Sum up:

I wasn't paid to be there and neither was my family. As far as I know neither were my friends and acquaintances.

In the matrix of who is influencing this revolution people forget what the Ukrainians actually wanted. I generalise, but basically: Yanu gone.

I don't really see how this shows a dedicated coup. Could you quote me the line?

Also, try and understand what actually happened when this started. You have to break it down really to understand how silly this "US coup" stuff is.

Yanukovich himself promised a trade deal with the EU. He went back on it, beat up a load of students and it all kicked off from there. So. what if we he actually signed the trade deal? Would there have still been a protest? He would have been so much more popular? So, did the US intentionally get Yanukovich to promise to sign a trade deal with the EU and then get him to go back on it so a revolution would start.

This way of thinking is so convoluted people often over look how mad it is.
User avatar #176 - randomserb (03/16/2014) [-]
>because nobody does that shit nowadays
That's a bold assumption. Kosovo
The new Ukrainian government has an open disdain for ethnic Russians within Ukraine. Go figure.

>I.e. you're no better believing russian fearmongering propaganda.
>corrupt shithole that is the east
Lel I wonder who's being propagated on here. I'm not pro-Russian. I'm an ethnic Serbian living in the Netherlands. I have nothing to do with Russia as a nation or its interests, this is just my opinion on the situation.
User avatar #186 - ishalltroll (03/16/2014) [-]
*lowest places
Source: www.transparency.org/cpi2013/results
User avatar #184 - ishalltroll (03/16/2014) [-]
Both Russia, the Ukraine and a lot of other countries of eastern europe can call some of the highest places on the worldwide corruption index their own.
So yes, the east is a corrupt shithole where there majority of the people live hard lives with a few people who are rich as fuck.
User avatar #191 - randomserb (03/16/2014) [-]
You're right there, can't really deny it. The east has generally been more corrupt than the west since the fall of communism, but I don't understand how you can believe that Russians on Crimea want to join Russia only because "muh motherlands best lands".
They feel threatened by the Ukrainian government, and rightfully so.
User avatar #192 - ishalltroll (03/16/2014) [-]
When I lived with that russian family on the Crimea they even compared russian train tickets to ukrainian ones saying how much better the russian ones are.
And my coursemates experienced similar things in their families.
People there are literally nationalism'd to complete retardease.
User avatar #194 - randomserb (03/16/2014) [-]
Some conjecture.
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#46 - I was the only one to show to spanish class recently and my te… 03/14/2014 on Brazzers 0
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User avatar #32 - minorian ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
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#28 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #29 to #28 - ishalltroll ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
QQ
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
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User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll ONLINE (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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