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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#79 - The majority of people in Indonesia actually believe smoking c… 11/16/2014 on Perspective 0
#233 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Anti-GG in a shellnut 0
#314 - <<< 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message +4
#20 - I mean in the context here, both of these burgers are gonna be… 11/15/2014 on How I see porn before and... 0
#18 - Uhhh, what? Their vaginas are hardly going to be very different  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on How I see porn before and... 0
User avatar #19 - warioteam (11/15/2014) [-]
someones a virgin
User avatar #20 - ishalltroll (11/15/2014) [-]
I mean in the context here, both of these burgers are gonna be made of the same ingredients and made the same way, just that one looks way better
The factor here is the taste, which is the same
For the 2 women, their "taste" is their vagina's, which are gonna be the same (for reasons of this comparison), one may look better, but they're still gonna "taste" the same
#211 - Practice. 11/15/2014 on Dodge 0
#208 - Automatics' first gear is the first gear in D, from there on t… 11/15/2014 on Dodge 0
#201 - People bitch because removing snow from driveways and sidewalk… 11/14/2014 on Winter 0
#52 - "Switchback! Switchback! Switchback! Switchback!" -C… 11/14/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 31/32 0
#2593 - I don't even know what I like 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#2026 - 20, male, student, i have no motivation to most things useful …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2039 - decapitation (11/13/2014) [-]
stop playing wow and concentrate!
User avatar #2037 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
i have no motivation for most of the things either. i'm completely useless for people.

but i am good at somethings like school. but i am lazy as fuck. if i did try hard enough, i would completely nail it.

why don't you try hard at school man? there must be a way you can seek help.
#2090 - kwizzer (11/13/2014) [-]
So many people at uni have that issue (myself being the same way), but courses honestly aren't laid out in a way that you could actually do what you like or what you'd like to specialize in.

People will always tell you "you can't just choose the courses you like. You need to know about the stuff you don't like too". But fuck, if you want to specialize in what you like, what's so wrong with that?

I have courses I love doing projects for 'cause they're challenging and interesting at the same time, but then you get 5 projects at the same time and you're screwed. You've got to rush them all, so you can't go into depth as much as you'd like to ~~
So, the stuff you dislike makes you worse at the stuff you like and on your next motivation letter you'll claim that you "
love doing it" and "want to pursue a career in that specific field_", they'll look at your grades and be like "Er, really?"
User avatar #2593 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
I don't even know what I like
User avatar #2114 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
tell them fuck off and choose the courses you like.

uni's care about their money, like a lot. tell them you want to take what you like or else you're gonna leave the uni and go to University of (find their competitor's name).

they'll panic because there's a reason why the cost of education has gone up....uni's care too much about their money and if they don't have a lot of students that means they don't have a lot of money.

so consider a uni as a service. if you don't like the service, complain and approach another service.
#2136 - kwizzer (11/13/2014) [-]
Meh, I'm from a tiny country in Europe, so we have a very limited amount of universities (I'll be FINALLY leaving this country) and unlike the States, unis are very affordable (~<300€/semester w/ a 'free bus rides')

Sounds like really good advice to anyone in the same situation in the States/UK though!

Therefore, thanks~!
User avatar #2145 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
no problem.

i tried at least
#2156 - kwizzer (11/13/2014) [-]
Might help someone in a more adequate situation than mine, so good thing you wrote it ^^

And thanks ;)

I'll be focusing more on my own education starting next semester since I'm going for a Masters degree and I'll take my time if need be - I want to get the education I need and not just study & forget (after exam) as it has often been the case up till now >.<
User avatar #2160 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
well good luck nonetheless !
User avatar #2118 - ilikethisusername (11/13/2014) [-]
you have to do this because you fucking care about your education man. they're giving you shit courses and not helping you in any way. so you gotta do this by yourself. don't listen to them. be demanding. education is always the top priority.
#158 - "you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unle…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#155 - And then there's still the abortion option Seriously, you …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#131 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on Much Better 0
#129 - Destiny is trying to be halfway realistic though, Borderlands … 11/12/2014 on Much Better +1
#117 - Expecting Bungie to do anything right about firearms ever 11/12/2014 on Much Better +3
#43 - Lahmacun is ******* delicious the **** … 11/12/2014 on Pizza defense 2014 +1
#47 - >Latching onto obvious bait How long have you been on t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on What a dumb-ass +1
User avatar #49 - aximil (11/12/2014) [-]
Seeing as his picture contains an anonymous mask, I'd say yes.
#153 - Condoms just about maybe, not really though, birth control har…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #154 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
the after pill only works if you're within a certain body weight range and also has to be taken 72 hours after sex occurred. So if you don't know the condom broke or that the birth control didn't work the after pill wouldn't help... it'd take you around a month or two to realize you're pregnant.
User avatar #155 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
And then there's still the abortion option
Seriously, you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#53 - Post **** , then we can talk 11/12/2014 on Military +1
#151 - If you'd go by that logic then people shouldn't have sex until… 11/12/2014 on Sex talk 0
#150 - >Completely ignoring the protection availabilty and it's me…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #152 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
because condoms and birth control don't fail ever...
User avatar #153 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Condoms just about maybe, not really though, birth control hardly ever fails
And even then there's still the pill after, the threat of pregnancy is literally nil
User avatar #154 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
the after pill only works if you're within a certain body weight range and also has to be taken 72 hours after sex occurred. So if you don't know the condom broke or that the birth control didn't work the after pill wouldn't help... it'd take you around a month or two to realize you're pregnant.
User avatar #155 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
And then there's still the abortion option
Seriously, you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
#36 - Picture 11/11/2014 on WHY IM NOT A VEGAN +4
#71 - *have sexually matured Forgot to edit that out 11/11/2014 on Sex talk 0
#70 - Most kids have reached sexually matured at 14 and are mentally…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #112 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/11/2014) [-]
Just because you're physically ready does not mean you're mentally ready. How do they know what intimacy is when they're just children? Up at that point they've just had crushes and don't even know what a real relationship is. If a 14 year old knocks his 13 year old girlfriend up do you think he's going to stay and be a dad? Go out and look for a job? Who's going to hire a 14 year old? How are they going to raise a child? Is this 13 year old girl ready to give birth? Or be adult enough to give her child up for adoption? Or abort it? kids should not have sex until they can atleast hold a job.
User avatar #150 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
>Completely ignoring the protection availabilty and it's mention in my comment
User avatar #152 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
because condoms and birth control don't fail ever...
User avatar #153 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Condoms just about maybe, not really though, birth control hardly ever fails
And even then there's still the pill after, the threat of pregnancy is literally nil
User avatar #154 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
the after pill only works if you're within a certain body weight range and also has to be taken 72 hours after sex occurred. So if you don't know the condom broke or that the birth control didn't work the after pill wouldn't help... it'd take you around a month or two to realize you're pregnant.
User avatar #155 - ishalltroll (11/12/2014) [-]
And then there's still the abortion option
Seriously, you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard
User avatar #156 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
What if she's against it? Even adult women have a hard time getting abortions because it's a very emotional thing and an invasive surgery. You expect a 13 or 14 year old girl to have that kind of rational thought? I'm pro choice but I also recognize that an abortion might be a little hard to go through, same with giving up your child. It's been inside you for 9 months growing and you're genetically programmed to automatically have a bond with it.
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
"you don't accidentally get pregnant nowadays easily unless you're a complete fucktard"
So I guess if abortion really ISNT a fucking option after one did not take the pill after, its their own fault
Just teach your kids how sex should work and what wouldnt be okay and let em have at it
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/13/2014) [-]
OR wait until they're more responsible to start fucking.
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User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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