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ishalltroll

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7661
Highest Content Rank:#6656
Highest Comment Rank:#231
Content Thumbs: 1081 total,  1421 ,  340
Comment Thumbs: 22933 total,  30838 ,  7905
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 108 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 109 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 31.4% (314/1000)
Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 323 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:3
Content Views:72198
Times Content Favorited:122 times
Total Comments Made:7182
FJ Points:3888
Favorite Tags: tags (5) | the (3) | are (2)
niggas aint shit but bitches n' hoes

latest user's comments

#168 - Every man in Skyrim is ripped and has the most badass abs ever.. 07/22/2012 on Politeness +3
#165 - Ulfric Stormcloak is like the Adolf Hitler of Tamriel, have yo… 07/22/2012 on Politeness +8
#165 - We need a reactionvideo of him waking up 07/22/2012 on Party win +1
#59 - Picture 07/22/2012 on Recess +77
#456 - Comment deleted 07/22/2012 on This Is Stupidity In Ape... 0
#102 - Woah woah woah, what the **** did you just … 07/22/2012 on Facebook (1) -5
#98 - Meh, they're definitely ********* .  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Facebook (1) -2
User avatar #105 - paras (07/22/2012) [-]
yeah, i just don't like the one on the right
#1 - Why are they destroying the fridge using poop? 07/22/2012 on Misunderstood Acronym +5
#32 - **** you this post is ancient.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2012 on tyler 0
#40 - TheSock (07/22/2012) [-]
i never saw it, and i thought it was funny
#36 - madoc (07/22/2012) [-]
Bohoo :'( Idgaf... Apparentely there are quite a lot of people who either haven't seen it or still think that it's funny.
#31 - It's summer man, ******* summer. 07/22/2012 on tyler -1
#67 - That's ******* cruel but I laughed greatly at this 07/22/2012 on Don't Stay Indifferent 0
#24 - Everybody can become whatever they want to, I mean when you re… 07/22/2012 on Man Bear Pig 0
#38 - You mean your fap folder don't you. 07/22/2012 on Fucking Facebook... +315
#21 - MFW that actually ******* exists Gonna buy on… 07/22/2012 on Feels bro +21
#48 - Try Atmosphere or Aesop Rock, those are modern rappers who sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2012 on King Ding le Dork +7
User avatar #267 - roguevocoderblitz (07/22/2012) [-]
You forgot Eyedea and Brother Ali
#452 - herashak (07/22/2012) [-]
I guess if we are naming all the good whit rappers i might as well add some. Qwel and Ra the rugged man.
#80 - Yeahh, my IP changes automatically every 24 hours, it's the th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on /b/ on Feminism +2
User avatar #82 - osmaniac (07/22/2012) [-]
There's more to it than IP, theres also Subnet and more, it's pretty hard to avoid an 4chan ban, also, all proxies are auto-banned from 4chan
#78 - IP-Ban  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2012 on /b/ on Feminism +6
#79 - eiad (07/22/2012) [-]
aha.... good thing it's soooo hard to change or fake an IP
User avatar #81 - anisace (07/22/2012) [-]
She's a woman...
User avatar #80 - ishalltroll (07/22/2012) [-]
Yeahh, my IP changes automatically every 24 hours, it's the thought that matters I guess.
User avatar #82 - osmaniac (07/22/2012) [-]
There's more to it than IP, theres also Subnet and more, it's pretty hard to avoid an 4chan ban, also, all proxies are auto-banned from 4chan
#101 - I respect your opinions good sir. Cheerio. 07/22/2012 on Funnyjunk -2
#19 - He had a ******* of equipment but I guess he hesi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2012 on OP -6
#21 - RageGuyyourmom (07/22/2012) [-]
He wasted a lot of showmanship potential too, If he had walked in dressed up like the Joker and gave a speech like the Joker would people would think its all fake at first then as the truth dawned on people general chaos would descend and everyone would completely lose their minds.
#39 - anonexplains (07/22/2012) [-]
true, but what a fucking kill streak,12 kills 59 assists?
#24 - Right let me underline myself. Hilton's father being rich …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Relatable Romney-Unemployment -1
User avatar #25 - detrek (07/22/2012) [-]
If you're calling them a moron, you're assuming you're smarter. If you're smarter, why don't you go out and earn more than them? Oh yeah, that's right. Because you can't. They are talented. That gets them money. Also, you didn't list a single businessperson. Romney is a businessperson, which requires extreme intelligence.
#27 - People were dying over seeing that movie all over the place 07/22/2012 on I would kill 0
#11 - Not saying I could shoot better than him, but he should've don…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2012 on OP -5
#18 - RageGuyyourmom (07/22/2012) [-]
He injured a lot more apparently, I guess it was hard for him to keep track of who was alive and who wasn't with the smoke, what bothers me is if he was such a smart guy why does it seem poorly planned?
User avatar #19 - ishalltroll (07/22/2012) [-]
He had a fuckton of equipment but I guess he hesitated with the planning process too much.
#21 - RageGuyyourmom (07/22/2012) [-]
He wasted a lot of showmanship potential too, If he had walked in dressed up like the Joker and gave a speech like the Joker would people would think its all fake at first then as the truth dawned on people general chaos would descend and everyone would completely lose their minds.
#39 - anonexplains (07/22/2012) [-]
true, but what a fucking kill streak,12 kills 59 assists?
#10 - The fact that he only killed 12 people in a fully occupied the…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2012 on OP -5
User avatar #42 - mechaemperor (07/22/2012) [-]
You play too many videogames. Firearm shots seldom kill unless the person is hit in the brain, heart or they bleed to death. He hit over 70 different people with a semi-automatic carbine, a shotgun and a handgun. Not precisely an awful shot.
User avatar #25 - DiAnonLord (07/22/2012) [-]
+ 59 injured, with a handgun
that's not that shitty a shot
User avatar #11 - ishalltroll (07/22/2012) [-]
Not saying I could shoot better than him, but he should've done some practice for some big shit like this
#18 - RageGuyyourmom (07/22/2012) [-]
He injured a lot more apparently, I guess it was hard for him to keep track of who was alive and who wasn't with the smoke, what bothers me is if he was such a smart guy why does it seem poorly planned?
User avatar #19 - ishalltroll (07/22/2012) [-]
He had a fuckton of equipment but I guess he hesitated with the planning process too much.
#21 - RageGuyyourmom (07/22/2012) [-]
He wasted a lot of showmanship potential too, If he had walked in dressed up like the Joker and gave a speech like the Joker would people would think its all fake at first then as the truth dawned on people general chaos would descend and everyone would completely lose their minds.
#39 - anonexplains (07/22/2012) [-]
true, but what a fucking kill streak,12 kills 59 assists?
#20 - Right, now you asked me to give you people who I consider a &q…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Relatable Romney-Unemployment -2
#22 - anonexplains (07/22/2012) [-]
You seem to think "stupid person" and "person I don't like" are the same thing.
User avatar #21 - detrek (07/22/2012) [-]
That's like going into a court room and saying "I think that man is guilty of murder!" the defense then gives a statement to counter yours, and you say "Fuck this I'm leaving".
User avatar #24 - ishalltroll (07/22/2012) [-]
Right let me underline myself.
Hilton's father being rich and smart does not change anything about the fact that she is somewhat successful and a moron.
Justin Bieber being popular changes nothing about the fact that he's a successful moron either.
Tom Cruise being a good actor doesn't change anything about the fact that he's a moron.
User avatar #25 - detrek (07/22/2012) [-]
If you're calling them a moron, you're assuming you're smarter. If you're smarter, why don't you go out and earn more than them? Oh yeah, that's right. Because you can't. They are talented. That gets them money. Also, you didn't list a single businessperson. Romney is a businessperson, which requires extreme intelligence.
#16 - Paris Hilton isn't too bright, doesn't earn as much as he does…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Relatable Romney-Unemployment -2
User avatar #18 - detrek (07/22/2012) [-]
Hilton's father was rich. Her father was smart. Bieber is appealing to a specific age-group for singing, which also makes him popular (not saying I like him, but some people do. Which is why his music sells). Tom Cruise may be stupid, but he is better at acting than the average guy.
#20 - ishalltroll (07/22/2012) [-]
Right, now you asked me to give you people who I consider a "moron" i.E, a stupid person. I gave you 3 and now you're trying to dismantle my arguments.
Fuck you I'm leaving.
#22 - anonexplains (07/22/2012) [-]
You seem to think "stupid person" and "person I don't like" are the same thing.
User avatar #21 - detrek (07/22/2012) [-]
That's like going into a court room and saying "I think that man is guilty of murder!" the defense then gives a statement to counter yours, and you say "Fuck this I'm leaving".
User avatar #24 - ishalltroll (07/22/2012) [-]
Right let me underline myself.
Hilton's father being rich and smart does not change anything about the fact that she is somewhat successful and a moron.
Justin Bieber being popular changes nothing about the fact that he's a successful moron either.
Tom Cruise being a good actor doesn't change anything about the fact that he's a moron.
User avatar #25 - detrek (07/22/2012) [-]
If you're calling them a moron, you're assuming you're smarter. If you're smarter, why don't you go out and earn more than them? Oh yeah, that's right. Because you can't. They are talented. That gets them money. Also, you didn't list a single businessperson. Romney is a businessperson, which requires extreme intelligence.
User avatar #19 - detrek (07/22/2012) [-]
At least I think it was her father... I know the Hilton family has money and she's just famous for being famous.

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User avatar #33 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
He shall.
User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonexplains (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anonexplains (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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