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ishalltroll

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7156
Highest Content Rank:#6656
Highest Comment Rank:#231
Content Thumbs: 1081 total,  1421 ,  340
Comment Thumbs: 23103 total,  31046 ,  7943
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 108 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 109 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 46.3% (463/1000)
Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 323 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:3
Content Views:72319
Times Content Favorited:122 times
Total Comments Made:7254
FJ Points:4037
Favorite Tags: tags (5) | the (3) | are (2)
niggas aint shit but bitches n' hoes

latest user's comments

#89 - Why no computer?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2012 on Facebook (588) 0
User avatar #90 - painispancakes (07/26/2012) [-]
Because I got one...
User avatar #91 - ishalltroll (07/26/2012) [-]
Is it any good at running games?
User avatar #92 - painispancakes (07/26/2012) [-]
Nope. It's a faptop (laptop)
User avatar #93 - ishalltroll (07/26/2012) [-]
Sooo, why not get a gaming computer instead, get more out of that.
User avatar #296 - painispancakes (07/27/2012) [-]
I mean't an xbox360....
User avatar #297 - ishalltroll (07/27/2012) [-]
That's what I'm saying, get a gaming computer instead, many more possibilities and the better community.
User avatar #298 - painispancakes (07/27/2012) [-]
Nah. Gaming computer are crappy. Xbox360 are pretty cool and I can get achievements!
#299 - ishalltroll (07/27/2012) [-]
Sorry, but yeah.
#300 - painispancakes (07/27/2012) [-]
Can't now... Mum bought me a very expensive birthday present so I can't get an xbox360.
And I don't have good connections in my room.
#115 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2012 on Finding a Spider +3
#116 - bluelight (07/26/2012) [-]
#7606751 - **** you for using me for these childish matters. Is th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7606803 - wrinklynewt (07/26/2012) [-]
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i didn't even want to roll you. you served no purpose
#178 - "they're retards in every country." "they a… 07/25/2012 on Why Europe be mean to... -1
#169 - I see what you did there even when you didn't intend to do it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Why Europe be mean to... +1
User avatar #174 - whydoesntitwork (07/25/2012) [-]
I don't see what I did there. Fuck me right.
User avatar #178 - ishalltroll (07/25/2012) [-]
"they're retards in every country."
"they are retards in every country."
"they are retards." all of the time.
User avatar #177 - whydoesntitwork (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh i see what i did now HA
#17 - Newfag, newfag, newfag, newfag, newfag, newfag, you're 100% newfag. 07/25/2012 on Oh you +14
#76 - Teletubbies were banned in Poland for promoting homosexuality … 07/25/2012 on WTF? +2
#117 - MFW I clicked it 07/25/2012 on Cocks everywhere +8
#85 - Picture 07/25/2012 on KS 0
#29 - If I was one of the wounded people I would've asked "Wher… 07/25/2012 on He Did it +11
#139 - Picture 07/25/2012 on Reality sucks! +3
#53 - That's the point, that's what makes it humerous, it's ****… 07/25/2012 on i prefer tequila +2
#52 - 1. Doesn't know that it's copypasta. Please go away. 07/25/2012 on i prefer tequila +4
#41 - Did somebody just say my name, "The Killer"? Cause i…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2012 on i prefer tequila -9
#64 - TehNewestGuy (07/25/2012) [-]
#51 - Absolute Madman (07/25/2012) [-]
1. A Douche
2. Obviously lying
3.Who the fuck do you think will believe you?
User avatar #52 - ishalltroll (07/25/2012) [-]
1. Doesn't know that it's copypasta.
Please go away.
User avatar #45 - walltable (07/25/2012) [-]
This person should not be allowed to have guns
#42 - snipesalot (07/25/2012) [-]
Why does everyone use this copy and paste? it has alot of words misspelled, and its overused by now.
User avatar #53 - ishalltroll (07/25/2012) [-]
That's the point, that's what makes it humerous, it's fucking retarded.
User avatar #46 - MenstruelSandwich (07/25/2012) [-]
I was gonna ask why you cared, then I saw your name and ran for cover.
#47 - snipesalot (07/25/2012) [-]
I care because its pretty annoying, see them everywhere, and they weren't funny to begin with.
User avatar #56 - allstarturtles (07/25/2012) [-]
That's the idea though isn't it? To generally piss people off and uncover newfags?
#66 - snipesalot (07/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#65 - snipesalot has deleted their comment.
#279 - Established Murder  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Le 9gag army thug life!!11 0
#280 - strikeoflightning (07/25/2012) [-]
The only murder establishment I see in that picture is the potential murder of those kids when they try to act "thug."
#160 - ****** up magical fingers bending time and space Ap… 07/25/2012 on photoshop fail +5
#437 - Oh man how scary, ******* Beliebers know your adress bo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on All the Awards to Drake Bell +5
User avatar #439 - XZeenon (07/25/2012) [-]
Well they're fucking psycho, so I can't even think of anything that would be as disturbed as what they'd do.
#436 - MFW "Bieberconda" 07/25/2012 on All the Awards to Drake Bell +11
#158 - There actually is... 07/25/2012 on Fail 0
#97 - The, corner of our mouth?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2012 on F'king Braces.. how do they... 0
#100 - floydrose (07/25/2012) [-]
sure
User avatar #102 - Noah (07/25/2012) [-]
I have the same Ozzy shirt
#104 - floydrose (07/25/2012) [-]
\m/
User avatar #105 - Noah (07/25/2012) [-]
Indeed
#93 - You're like a goddamn cyborg or some ****  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2012 on F'king Braces.. how do they... +7
User avatar #95 - floydrose (07/25/2012) [-]
Heh heh, yeah my family and friends said I look like the Terminator or the Predator, without it's mask.
Even though you cant see them unless you open your mouth really wide and pull back your side-lip (cheek?) lol.
User avatar #97 - ishalltroll (07/25/2012) [-]
The, corner of our mouth?
#100 - floydrose (07/25/2012) [-]
sure
User avatar #102 - Noah (07/25/2012) [-]
I have the same Ozzy shirt
#104 - floydrose (07/25/2012) [-]
\m/
User avatar #105 - Noah (07/25/2012) [-]
Indeed
#46 - I'll rather go with what the tags say OP. 07/25/2012 on 2 1/2 more years guise! 0
#77 - Thanks anon, I almost didn't recognize. 07/25/2012 on 21 streetjump 0
#58 - What if Spongebob actually isn't a sponge, but a tampon fully …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Fail 0
#81 - BwainPhreeze (07/25/2012) [-]
Not sure if "pussy" or "pus-sy"
#71 - screamsoftheundead (07/25/2012) [-]
because there's no such thing as yellowish pussy discharge you fucking freak
User avatar #158 - ishalltroll (07/25/2012) [-]
There actually is...
#60 - Good one, I'll give you that Green thumb for you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Mid +2
#61 - condormcninja (07/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I was hoping people wouldn't get pissed, it's just a joke, my good man.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #33 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
He shall.
User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - Absolute Madman (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie ONLINE (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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