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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:Germany
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#66 - Everything changed when my penis first started spewing cum … 05/31/2014 on Who hasn't? 0
#109 - Driving a truck and being buff doesn't make him any less of an…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Of course they did -1
User avatar #139 - matheomaidana (05/31/2014) [-]
What's up with people now calling anyone who does something "not normal" autistic. It pisses me off.
User avatar #154 - mondominiman (05/31/2014) [-]
It's just a thing FJ does. I think more than half of the users don't even know the definition of the word but still throw it around. Same goes with euphoric, it's said at every beta or fedora comment/content.
#55 - Actually in a lot of parts in africa, people want to ensure th… 05/31/2014 on hallo my baybee 0
#360 - #swag 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here -1
#1066 - **ishalltroll rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on *roll picture* 0
User avatar #1074 - Einsty (05/27/2014) [-]
At least she's well gifted.
#1197 - **ishalltroll rolls 48** 05/27/2014 on Gay for admin +1
#185 - I think pedophiles who never commit any violent crimes and sol…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Evolution +2
#198 - guanyu (05/27/2014) [-]
Anything goes between consenting adults, but if you're into loli, you're a pedophile not the same as a child molester, mind you and need to seek help if you can.
It doesn't make you a bad person, just a person with a problem.
#78 - >Go to Google. >Stop searching for videos using Goog…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Bing maps 0
#80 - UnaOWNED (05/26/2014) [-]
>Porn on Youtube

yeah k
#125 - whywouldyoueven (05/27/2014) [-]
>Implying the weird part of Youtube isn't 10 million times worse then porn.
User avatar #106 - drewhenry (05/26/2014) [-]
It takes time, but you can find it
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
(2scared2login)

Only when you search it by most recent upload and most of those suck.
User avatar #120 - drewhenry (05/26/2014) [-]
Also medical things
#507 - ****  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Let's make a story. +1
User avatar #515 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
Children
User avatar #514 - woodenalligator (05/26/2014) [-]
now
#516 - harrywarden (05/26/2014) [-]
with
User avatar #528 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
chainsaws.
#556 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
battletoads
User avatar #521 - enclavexremnant (05/26/2014) [-]
Pogo sticks.
#522 - harrywarden (05/26/2014) [-]
That's two words u dingus
Who
#544 - cartoonbacon (05/26/2014) [-]
God damnit.
#278 - Partially, yes. I am lazy as **** , but I take…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on And the best teacher award... 0
User avatar #279 - partially (05/24/2014) [-]
why are you telling me this?
#257 - Got a single faggot in my courses who sleeps during a lot of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2014 on And the best teacher award... 0
#267 - satansferret (05/23/2014) [-]
Does he still have better grades than you?
User avatar #278 - ishalltroll (05/24/2014) [-]
Partially, yes.
I am lazy as fuck, but I take pride in having an almost 100% attendance, and not sleeping.
User avatar #279 - partially (05/24/2014) [-]
why are you telling me this?
#1203 - Shut down the servers guys, we're doomed  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
User avatar #1256 - mysticprophecy (05/22/2014) [-]
i might suicide when the site is down because FJ is or say WAS my life until it is going to be shutdown
#148 - What the **** ? To not have enough strength in you… 05/22/2014 on idunno 0
#135 - You're either super ultra fat, or an idiot. Just do one no…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on idunno +1
User avatar #146 - sorcha (05/22/2014) [-]
no 5ft 1 7st just have no fuck all upper body strenght
User avatar #148 - ishalltroll (05/22/2014) [-]
What the fuck? To not have enough strength in your arms to lift yourself they'd probably have to be like the width of matches or sth.
#69 - America wasn't involved in the war yet. Pearl Harbor is on… 05/21/2014 on Facepalm +1
#68 - *The german soldiers  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Facepalm +2
User avatar #70 - assrocket (05/21/2014) [-]
You know what I mean.
Thanks, though.
#71 - As far as I know it's not the actual boobs which create the se… 05/21/2014 on Oh Boobs, we still love you! 0
#70 - Most companies prefer suits. And by making "an active…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on New job, new suit 0
User avatar #71 - gabrielgray (05/20/2014) [-]
What companies are inlcuded in "most companies" then? I have never been to a interview were a suit would have helped me further to get the job.

And no, im still not rebelling against anything, i just don't like how suits look and the impression they make on people.
Its like saying that if I dislike fast food, im rebelling against all fast food chains.
#23 - Firemen do good to cats all the time, just check GoPro's trailer. 05/18/2014 on fireman pouring water on... +1
#12 - Don't buy anything from MFH, 90% of their stuff is **** . 05/18/2014 on Not Suspicious at All 0
#13 - T-Com magenta is copyrighted. Inb4 FunnyJunk receives a co…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Phone company drama +1
User avatar #14 - magicmace (05/18/2014) [-]
You can't copyright a color dumbass.
User avatar #28 - niggastolemyname (05/18/2014) [-]
you can however copyright patterns of colors
because CD keys can be translated into pictures which is a clever workaround of spreading CD keys
#23 - thesirofponies (05/18/2014) [-]
Coca-Cola has it's red trademarked.
#17 - crowd (05/18/2014) [-]
probably just so you can't use it as a main colour for your company.
User avatar #18 - magicmace (05/18/2014) [-]
No, you flat out can't copyright a color. Copyright is for original works (things like books, movies, poems, software, etc).

You can trademark a color somewhat.
If another company uses the color you "trademarked" and they sell a product similar to yours, and its obvious that a typical person will confuse their product with yours, then you can sue them.

Just by posting the color on a website means nothing. You can even make your entire website that color. But as soon as you start selling telecommunications devices, and make your website look similar to T-mobiles, then you're in trouble.
#20 - hitro (05/18/2014) [-]
The word candy is trademarketed
User avatar #24 - magicmace (05/18/2014) [-]
It is trademarked with respect to video games.
and the WORD isn't trademarked, the actual physical object of candy is trademarked.

That is because King from candy crush believes they're the only one who is capable of putting candy in their game, and were able to convince lawyers to put the request through.

In order to trademark you need to prove that you were the first one to use it (King wasn't the first to use candy in a game so their trade mark should have been revoked but no one came forth to dispute that during the months of time available),
and you also need to prove that the object/idea/mechanism is vital to your product.

If you make a website, you can use candy all you want.
If you want to sell candy at a store you can do that.
But if you make a video game that uses candy, King technically has the right to sue you.
#26 - hitro (05/18/2014) [-]
Ah, my mistake. Wonderfully detailed explanation, 9/10.

one question, if I mention the word candy, in a video game, they have the right to sue correct?
User avatar #27 - magicmace (05/18/2014) [-]
I doubt it, and honestly I think they would only sue if you used their candy images to try and get people to think your game is affiliated with them.

Think about it. Is King going to sue Pokemon because they have Rare Candies?
I think not. But if you make a bejewed game using candy, then people could get confused between your "knockoff" and their "original"
#21 - hitro (05/18/2014) [-]
Trademarked*

wtf is trade maketed.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/20/2014) [-]
A registered trademark is an original work which is used to identify a trading entity (person or company).
Company logos and slogans may be used as trademarks.
If a company no longer uses a trademark, there may be laws allowing other people to use it. An example is the Tesla motor company, who have nothing to do with Nikolai Tesla other than using his model of motor. The time in which his name was not allowed for general use has elapsed, and the company adopted it. It is now their trademark.
Different countries can have different rules, though.
#19 - crowd (05/18/2014) [-]
posting the colour is obvius that they can't tell me not to do.
But as you said, use it as a main colour for your company that makes you confuse it with another company.
#48 - Then you will be frowned upon and be socially expelled by at l…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2014 on New job, new suit +2
User avatar #69 - gabrielgray (05/19/2014) [-]
Im not rebelling against anything ,I've just made an active choice to not wear a suit.
That doesn't mean im not dressing up for the occation, I'm just not going to wear a suit, ever.

Also, there is a sing such as overdressing when going to a job interview. The only time you really HAVE TO wear a suit for an interview is when the company that is hiring has a standard uniform dress
User avatar #70 - ishalltroll (05/19/2014) [-]
Most companies prefer suits.
And by making "an active choice to never ever wear a suit hur dur", you're being rebellious.
User avatar #71 - gabrielgray (05/20/2014) [-]
What companies are inlcuded in "most companies" then? I have never been to a interview were a suit would have helped me further to get the job.

And no, im still not rebelling against anything, i just don't like how suits look and the impression they make on people.
Its like saying that if I dislike fast food, im rebelling against all fast food chains.
#47 - Exactly, you need a suit for festivities of any kind. Also…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on New job, new suit +1
User avatar #64 - lotengo (05/18/2014) [-]
kinda depends on the job, doesnt it?

I mean a janitor or a cook in a lower middle class restaurant can get a job if he goes to an interview dressed decent. Doesnt have to be a suit right?

#51 - peebze (05/18/2014) [-]
In Germany maybe. In the US I'm pretty much provided a suit when I need it. Weddings they will generally rent one for you. At funerals not so much, but unless it was someone of ranking, most people do not wear them anyways.
#31 - An acceptably looking suit can be bought for as little as 60…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/18/2014 on New job, new suit -4
User avatar #63 - lotengo (05/18/2014) [-]
60?
My suit costed 600 euro's
#40 - peebze (05/18/2014) [-]
I'm a meat cutter. Only thing I ever need a suit for is a wedding, or a funeral.
User avatar #47 - ishalltroll (05/18/2014) [-]
Exactly, you need a suit for festivities of any kind.
Also, you need a suit for job interviews in almost every job (at least in germany).
User avatar #64 - lotengo (05/18/2014) [-]
kinda depends on the job, doesnt it?

I mean a janitor or a cook in a lower middle class restaurant can get a job if he goes to an interview dressed decent. Doesnt have to be a suit right?

#51 - peebze (05/18/2014) [-]
In Germany maybe. In the US I'm pretty much provided a suit when I need it. Weddings they will generally rent one for you. At funerals not so much, but unless it was someone of ranking, most people do not wear them anyways.
User avatar #35 - meuk (05/18/2014) [-]
literally, ey?
#32 - gabrielgray (05/18/2014) [-]
No, most people doesn't need a suit ever.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/18/2014) [-]
Funerals, weddings, job interviews, etc. etc.

Unless you have no friends, family or job then you should have a suit.
User avatar #61 - syrenthra (05/18/2014) [-]
Most people don't wear suits to weddings. Only guys in the wedding itself need a tuxedo and that is usually rented. The only one in that list that could require a suit is the job interview and that is only at big companies, if you are going to apply at a small shop, a fast food place, a restaurant, and many others, just nice clothes will be good enough
User avatar #45 - gabrielgray (05/18/2014) [-]
Neither of those require a suit. Sure it might be frowned upon to not wear a suit to a funeral or a wedding, but it still isn't required.
And I would never buy/rent a suit just so I could wear at one occation.
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/18/2014) [-]
Fine, they don't technically require a suit, but it's disrespectful to not give enough of a shit about the situation to dress smartly.
User avatar #68 - gabrielgray (05/19/2014) [-]
Wearing a suit isn't the only way to dress smartly.
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/18/2014) [-]
seriously suits are a massive bloody waste of time.
#65 - lotengo (05/18/2014) [-]
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/18/2014) [-]
When you grow up and get into the real world you'll understand.
User avatar #48 - ishalltroll (05/18/2014) [-]
Then you will be frowned upon and be socially expelled by at least the older generations at funerals and weddings.
Unless you have a great personality you won't receive any jobs either, because wearing a suit to an interview is common courtesy.
TL;DR stop being rebellious vs. the things that you can't rebel against.
Wear Converse Chucks to a suit, it's rebellious but won't get your shit #rekt by old people.
User avatar #69 - gabrielgray (05/19/2014) [-]
Im not rebelling against anything ,I've just made an active choice to not wear a suit.
That doesn't mean im not dressing up for the occation, I'm just not going to wear a suit, ever.

Also, there is a sing such as overdressing when going to a job interview. The only time you really HAVE TO wear a suit for an interview is when the company that is hiring has a standard uniform dress
User avatar #70 - ishalltroll (05/19/2014) [-]
Most companies prefer suits.
And by making "an active choice to never ever wear a suit hur dur", you're being rebellious.
User avatar #71 - gabrielgray (05/20/2014) [-]
What companies are inlcuded in "most companies" then? I have never been to a interview were a suit would have helped me further to get the job.

And no, im still not rebelling against anything, i just don't like how suits look and the impression they make on people.
Its like saying that if I dislike fast food, im rebelling against all fast food chains.
User avatar #33 - misterusername (05/18/2014) [-]
but everyone should get one nonetheless because suits are awesome
#41 - That's actually an excellent explanation. And also that te… 05/18/2014 on How could this happen? 0
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User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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