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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:Germany
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#313 - Dear god, MFW I first started shower beer a couple months ago 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die +5
#225 - So we can thus conclude that Steve Jobs was an asshole. No… 04/06/2014 on Stevie Jobs +1
#201 - The picture is faked. People whiteknighting about this on … 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? 0
#69 - Oh look a magical bullet that has no visible effects as it hit… 04/06/2014 on Sniper Prank -4
#331 - People do that in the western world too. It's kind of nasty bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Random Japan facts +3
User avatar #353 - harbydeath (04/05/2014) [-]
I had a vegetarian friend once that was all meat is murder and shit, I found a placenta bar in London and pointed out that its only the natural by product of life. she never started the whole nazi vegetarian routine with me ever again. also managed to persuade the same dumb slut that Taurine was actually a bull extract, and red bull was not vegi friendly
#177 - Of course it would, less people are legally allowed to drink a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on Just Britain things 0
User avatar #196 - zangbi (04/04/2014) [-]
Well the problem was that some states were 18 others were 21 for example my parents are from NJ which was 21 when they were kids, but NY was 18 so there was a lot of drunk driving on the weekends for jersey kids to get to NY. So it was a broken system at least in that area for obvious reasons
#161 - Comment deleted 04/03/2014 on I see what you did there 0
#6 - I bought this book as a present for the birthday of a friend o… 04/01/2014 on Don't even have a penis 0
#54 - Nobody follows speedlimits. Doing so is abnormal.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#63 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (04/01/2014) [-]
and that's a big reason why so many people die in traffic accidents every year.
#38 - I am from germany and when I drive on country roads (whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #48 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (04/01/2014) [-]
Soooo...? What does that have to do with you following the speed limits?
User avatar #54 - ishalltroll (04/01/2014) [-]
Nobody follows speedlimits. Doing so is abnormal.
#63 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (04/01/2014) [-]
and that's a big reason why so many people die in traffic accidents every year.
#560 - No smell in the world is more penetrative in your nose as that… 04/01/2014 on Results of masturbation habits +1
#229 - More than 20% use their pants to "clean up"? Tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Results of masturbation habits +5
User avatar #242 - caffeinecommissar (03/31/2014) [-]
One time a house mate of mine walked into the kitchen while I was cooking, wearing his usual "casual outfit" ( a t-shirt and underwear ), a conspicuous smell entered the room along with him and left with him.

No further details except: He is a total neck beard and the smell was fresh.
User avatar #560 - ishalltroll (04/01/2014) [-]
No smell in the world is more penetrative in your nose as that of dried cum.
#262 - Not essentially the best tank for combat but the best tank for… 03/30/2014 on Tank +1
#265 - Exactly the response I expected niggernazi, stay classy you ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on The legends are true.... 0
User avatar #288 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
fuck off you godamn moral bitch. i'll eat and use my phone while driving if i want too
#165 - I hate this shit these people are pulling. It's the same k… 03/30/2014 on Please take this post... +4
#65 - "automatic cars are much better and nicer to drive overal…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on The legends are true.... +1
User avatar #226 - niggernazi (03/30/2014) [-]
then you should kiss my hairy shitstained ass, i do what i fucking want you godamn soccer mom
User avatar #265 - ishalltroll (03/30/2014) [-]
Exactly the response I expected niggernazi, stay classy you baiting son of a bitch.
User avatar #288 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
fuck off you godamn moral bitch. i'll eat and use my phone while driving if i want too
#44 - I'm confident that Zuckerberg is not as much of a profit-drive…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Kickstarter's face when ... 0
#45 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
I said the exact same words about google two years ago! it's happening again! we're doomed!
#39 - Probably just turn them off. If Zuckerberg was to force the us…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Kickstarter's face when ... -2
#43 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
I used to say the same about Google, and look at Youtube now. It might be possible to turn them off at first, but Zuckerberg won't be happy with it for too long.
User avatar #44 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
I'm confident that Zuckerberg is not as much of a profit-driven mind as Google's leadership is.
#45 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
I said the exact same words about google two years ago! it's happening again! we're doomed!
#36 - I love how everybody is apparently of the opinion that Faceboo…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Kickstarter's face when ... -2
User avatar #50 - pickaxe (03/29/2014) [-]
nah,facebook isn't an asshole company because it's big.It's an asshole company because of their skechy strategies.
User avatar #49 - ronyx (03/29/2014) [-]
Oculus was only made possible because of the people that funded kickstarter. Being sellouts to Facebook is just a punch to the balls to the original backers. Oculus fucking owes them and they're 2 billion richer because of those people. I don't know what facebook is planning to do with Oculus, but if they don't stay true to the original goal and integrate facebook manure then that's just fucking disgraceful.
#38 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
But what happens if I don't want FUCKING FACEBOOK FEATURES IN MY VIRTUAL REALITY GAMES???
User avatar #39 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
Probably just turn them off. If Zuckerberg was to force the users into using Facebook at all times it'd fuckin' ruin the whole thing for him because nobody wants that, so why would he do that?
#43 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
I used to say the same about Google, and look at Youtube now. It might be possible to turn them off at first, but Zuckerberg won't be happy with it for too long.
User avatar #44 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
I'm confident that Zuckerberg is not as much of a profit-driven mind as Google's leadership is.
#45 - dontknowmeatall (03/29/2014) [-]
I said the exact same words about google two years ago! it's happening again! we're doomed!
#224 - The word faggot drops on this website and the rest of the net … 03/29/2014 on hell yeah -1
#217 - >Hate comment >toplel You must be new to the int… 03/29/2014 on hell yeah -5
#215 - You just went full retard man, never go full retard.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2014 on hell yeah -9
User avatar #220 - chenn (03/29/2014) [-]
You're the one who went full retard. I love Frozen but I'm not dumb enough to call people who haven't seen it faggots. Some people just don't have so much time because they don't live in their parents' basement and I think him asking about it was appropriate unlike your response. Come back when your period stops because you're really overreacting.
User avatar #224 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
The word faggot drops on this website and the rest of the net probably a billion times a week, why you guys are all too oblivious to recognize that I didn't mean offense with the first comment is a fuckin' puzzle to me.
#216 - byzantinian (03/29/2014) [-]
Nope,I just replied to a hate comment with hate,you're the one who called me a faggot for no reason.
User avatar #217 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
>Hate comment
>toplel
You must be new to the internet when you get your panties in a bunch over being called a faggot, faggot.
#210 - Just that you're not american doesn't excuse your missing know…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2014 on hell yeah -10
#213 - byzantinian (03/29/2014) [-]
What the fuck is your problem man? International,right..,it is either american or british or whatever,something is international when multiple countries work on it,why don't you (probably) know a single movie from Russia,even do most of them are also called ,,international,,? Same thing and I am a little too old to watch cartoons anyway, ,,faggot,,
User avatar #215 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
You just went full retard man, never go full retard.
User avatar #220 - chenn (03/29/2014) [-]
You're the one who went full retard. I love Frozen but I'm not dumb enough to call people who haven't seen it faggots. Some people just don't have so much time because they don't live in their parents' basement and I think him asking about it was appropriate unlike your response. Come back when your period stops because you're really overreacting.
User avatar #224 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
The word faggot drops on this website and the rest of the net probably a billion times a week, why you guys are all too oblivious to recognize that I didn't mean offense with the first comment is a fuckin' puzzle to me.
#216 - byzantinian (03/29/2014) [-]
Nope,I just replied to a hate comment with hate,you're the one who called me a faggot for no reason.
User avatar #217 - ishalltroll (03/29/2014) [-]
>Hate comment
>toplel
You must be new to the internet when you get your panties in a bunch over being called a faggot, faggot.
#144 - >2014. >Still downloading porn. Doyouevenstream.jpg? 03/29/2014 on Porn +3
#117 - In germany we have sidewalks meant for pedestrians and cyclist…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on cycling 0
User avatar #118 - lyiat (03/23/2014) [-]
Good for Germany. This isn't the case in America or England, and many other countries.
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User avatar #32 - minorian ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never fuck with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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