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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
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#211 - I don't know how I have come to be able to do it, but I can no…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Empathy 0
User avatar #231 - nyawgga (04/17/2014) [-]
This happened to me the first time I saw miley cyrus' we can't stop
#226 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
Ive always been able to do that.
User avatar #237 - ishalltroll (04/17/2014) [-]
Even in your formative years, when your boners still stood up straight towards the sky?
User avatar #233 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
There is no way in hell this does not hurt, even just a little bit. I'm not buying it.
User avatar #224 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
What the hell? It hurts my nuts to bad to even try this again I can't imagine this ever being comfortable
User avatar #238 - ishalltroll (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm not quite sure how it doesn't hurt. But it's definitely easier on the left because my dick has a slight left inclination.
User avatar #239 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
I can't even push it toward the ground when it's ready and rearing to go. WTF is wrong with me, or hell, all of you?
User avatar #242 - ishalltroll (04/17/2014) [-]
I think it comes with ongoing age. Back when I was like 12 my boners would stand up straight like a fuckin' candle so rockhard it couldn't be moved. But with higher age comes less extrem potency so it just about holds itself horizontal now. So perhaps your erections are just still too extreme for it to work.
That, or there's some crazy shit going on in my crotch.
User avatar #244 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm 31, nearly 32, and that fucker looks right at my face when it's going full force.

Side note, I absolutely love how none of this is considered weird here.
User avatar #246 - ishalltroll (04/17/2014) [-]
Well fuck you're like 11 years older than me so that theory is scrubbed.
I would just say you've been blessed (or cursed) with extremely potent blood vessels throughout your shaft then. And seeing as at least half of a man's penis is actually inside the body, it only makes sense that those parts are also very stiff from the high blood pressure in them. So I suppose that's why you can't do it, you're just to potent.
Fucking Alpha yo.
User avatar #250 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
Not sure, but I know I am not willing to push that thing willingly down, when it's hard, way too much pain. Maybe you guys are just more flexible? No clue, I just know I can't do this lol.
#217 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
#109 - Russia has (or had I'm note quite sure) shoulder-fired launche… 04/16/2014 on Well this is slightly... 0
#297 - With your critique #1 I meant for example, turkish fundemental…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
User avatar #299 - gigglesthegreat (04/15/2014) [-]
But that's not forcing culture onto another country, is it? It's continuing to represent your own in a new place. If I moved to China, I would still celebrate the fourth of July, but not force others to celebrate it. Why? I am still American, and THAT is part of my culture. (inb4 "You'd be chinese then"; NO, dual citizenship.)

As for keeping cultures confined to certain countries, once again, that's not how the world works.
#78 - Porter beer tastes shit cold. Most lagers taste shit cold.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on this made my day 0
User avatar #79 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
to each his own i guesse, i just feel like it should be in the soda isle in the supermarket
#50 - I don't have this issue usually. There's very few jews and bla…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on "...dude you look like such... +1
User avatar #88 - capslockrage (04/15/2014) [-]
Hmm not many jews in Germany eh?

I wonder why..
#125 - dalekemporer (04/15/2014) [-]
I said glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
#129 - capslockrage (04/16/2014) [-]
#54 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Germany eh? Brb packing bags
#74 - Just sayin' Heineken isn't so bad if it's cold. It may not be …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on this made my day 0
User avatar #77 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
i don't know man i just think it's like making love in a canoe.

And dude every beer is good when its cold
User avatar #78 - ishalltroll (04/15/2014) [-]
Porter beer tastes shit cold.
Most lagers taste shit cold.
German Altbier tastes shit cold.
All of those taste retarded in any form or temperature, I don't know why they exist.
Heineken is very watery but I just take that as a feature of it's intended taste, fucking mild.
User avatar #79 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
to each his own i guesse, i just feel like it should be in the soda isle in the supermarket
#70 - I occasionally enjoy Heineken when it's really cold. Howev…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2014 on this made my day 0
#73 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
wel good for you motherfucker

srsly tough not bad choices alltough becks aint for me
User avatar #74 - ishalltroll (04/15/2014) [-]
Just sayin' Heineken isn't so bad if it's cold. It may not be as rich and rough, but it's a good chillout drink at bars.
User avatar #77 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
i don't know man i just think it's like making love in a canoe.

And dude every beer is good when its cold
User avatar #78 - ishalltroll (04/15/2014) [-]
Porter beer tastes shit cold.
Most lagers taste shit cold.
German Altbier tastes shit cold.
All of those taste retarded in any form or temperature, I don't know why they exist.
Heineken is very watery but I just take that as a feature of it's intended taste, fucking mild.
User avatar #79 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
to each his own i guesse, i just feel like it should be in the soda isle in the supermarket
#251 - A large amount of people in Turkey are paper-muslims because a… 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
#247 - That's not the problem. I don't give 2 shits if they stone the…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
User avatar #270 - gigglesthegreat (04/15/2014) [-]
1. Let's have a real life example of your first allegation, "The problem is that they try to force that culture onto the country that they immigrate to." WITH sources.

2. People are free to roam on this planet, things just don't work as simple as, "keep them in their country".


3. Your name makes your opinion even that less valid.

4. ^ See, I can do prejudice shit too.
#327 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
1. Look at the group "Muslims Against Crusades" acts before they were forcibly disbanded in England. Burning poppies on remembrance day, going on a loudspeaker during the 1mins silence on the anniversary of 9/11 outside an american embassy. etc

2. Not what he was saying, he was saying that they should adapt to the country they're ins customs and laws not try and spread the idea of, lets say, Sharia Law.

Completely agree with IShallTroll he has logic in the statement changing the laws or becoming more tolerant towards a minority shouldn't be the case. They should adjust themselves to fit better in the society they choose to move and integrate with.
User avatar #297 - ishalltroll (04/15/2014) [-]
With your critique #1 I meant for example, turkish fundementalist turks in germany committing honor murders "as part of their religion" or keeping their women from going to school.

With #2 I meant living in other countries. It would solve all problems we have in this regard.

3. My name never has anything to do with what I write. I've been here for like 2 years I wouldn't keep up the tenacity to troll for so long.
User avatar #299 - gigglesthegreat (04/15/2014) [-]
But that's not forcing culture onto another country, is it? It's continuing to represent your own in a new place. If I moved to China, I would still celebrate the fourth of July, but not force others to celebrate it. Why? I am still American, and THAT is part of my culture. (inb4 "You'd be chinese then"; NO, dual citizenship.)

As for keeping cultures confined to certain countries, once again, that's not how the world works.
#76 - Picture 04/15/2014 on Waldo Found! 0
#65 - "rip in piece" 04/15/2014 on Does your parent love you... -2
#29 - Big ass post about women logic or some such thing. The com…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Dinner Time +10
User avatar #60 - givememoarpony (04/15/2014) [-]
the internet always has the right idea. they will always choose delicious food over trifling shit throwing contests.
User avatar #35 - assdoreponyfucker (04/15/2014) [-]
jgu
#85 - Frontpage sure is patriarchic / mysogynistic / counter-feminis…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on .......... -4
User avatar #94 - hueyfreeman (04/15/2014) [-]
Are you implying that it is normal to be able to fit a cheese grater in your vagina
#28 - That's good to know man. I, too, would have sex with her.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Blooper from We're the Millers +6
#29 - huntergriff (04/14/2014) [-]
indeed. want some pizza, old sport?
#39 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Yoooooooou sun of a bitch..........now I'm craving pizza
#65 - They're niggers, proper writing is beyond their mental abiliti…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Crappy Easter 0
User avatar #66 - sinconn (04/14/2014) [-]
It is Adolph.

The American Version is Adolf.
#118 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
I fixed you one thumb, but NO
User avatar #117 - capslockrage (04/19/2014) [-]
No dumbfuck, it's adolf.
User avatar #80 - kanduhuskedetder (04/14/2014) [-]
It's Adolf. The German version is Adolf. The American version is Adolf. The Dutch version is Adolf. The wood-nigger version is Adolph.
User avatar #67 - freepotatoe (04/14/2014) [-]
realy? cause in Dutch (related to German) its just Adolf. Cause we don't use the PH like Americans do.
#52 - In germany a lot of people plant their Cannabis/Marijuana plan…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Guerrilla Gardening +1
User avatar #57 - dvdfaust (04/14/2014) [-]
Brb, going to check out some cornfields.
#146 - It's a pretty cool system and not too overloaded with unnecess… 04/13/2014 on Firefighting helmet from... 0
#144 - The teamleaders/squadleaders get issued the heads up disp…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Firefighting helmet from... 0
User avatar #145 - DaCrazyOne (04/13/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty legit, thank you for the info, good sir.
User avatar #146 - ishalltroll (04/13/2014) [-]
It's a pretty cool system and not too overloaded with unnecessary junk everywhere (like the land warrior's cable jungle). Shit is smart.
#138 - The german army revived their own future system like that and …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Firefighting helmet from... 0
User avatar #139 - DaCrazyOne (04/13/2014) [-]
...verification on this?

I am curious.
#144 - ishalltroll (04/13/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IdZ
The teamleaders/squadleaders get issued the heads up display with the location of every single member of the team (via GPS built into the vest). The entire data flow comes together in the task force's vehicle, the new GTK Boxer.
User avatar #145 - DaCrazyOne (04/13/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty legit, thank you for the info, good sir.
User avatar #146 - ishalltroll (04/13/2014) [-]
It's a pretty cool system and not too overloaded with unnecessary junk everywhere (like the land warrior's cable jungle). Shit is smart.
#300 - I agree. All this shit that people nowadays are spewing about …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Thanks 4chan -2
#431 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
If we are just animals, then what is going to stop te future avenging angel from commuting his deed, aka killing all humans? What could you possibly say against that?
#301 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
Wow, you're really ignorant. Good luck in the adult world with that.
#324 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
Acually you are the one who will need the luck. Especially when you recieve a rude awakening as to how the world works.
User avatar #307 - gharshi (04/12/2014) [-]
how is that being ignorant? if anything, you're the ignorant one presenting no argument and just calling him shit. the picture in this content is literally the proof of his statement. how about you wake up and stop living in your fairytale world?
#444 - "Always wanted to put my dick in a sink up until this poi… 04/11/2014 on Awkward 1st times 0
#112 - I know that, but at least normal Coca-Cola uses actual fucking… 04/07/2014 on Diet Coke +1
#100 - Diet coke tastes like the fucking chemicals it's made of. Disgusting.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Diet Coke +2
User avatar #106 - pinkhugs (04/07/2014) [-]
they are all made of chemicals
User avatar #112 - ishalltroll (04/07/2014) [-]
I know that, but at least normal Coca-Cola uses actual fucking sugar and not synthetic sweeteners
User avatar #111 - thefunnyside (04/07/2014) [-]
...That's what the comment said
#319 - I have to use dry paper these days however because I still liv… 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die +1
#315 - Anyone who actually believes his ass will be 'clean' after wip…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die +2
User avatar #317 - zekeon (04/06/2014) [-]
And here I thought it was childish.

Praise be baby wipes.
User avatar #319 - ishalltroll (04/06/2014) [-]
I have to use dry paper these days however because I still live at my parents' place and my mom doesn't buy babywipes / I'm too lazy to buy them myself.
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User avatar #32 - minorian ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never fuck with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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