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ishalltroll

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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:Germany
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niggas aint shit but bitches n' hoes

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#119 - Anime voices all sound the same to me. 10/27/2014 on Bang ! 0
#117 - "she is not suffering from anything obviously." …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Bang ! 0
User avatar #122 - lahel (10/27/2014) [-]
those children are also pretty nice. I hate them. I hope they get scarred to death.

also, being starved? just fucking eat skinny bitch. but oh wait, then you would become a tumblr landwhale , as scientists say in their biological reports. and then guys will insult you instead of kissing your ass.

tl;dr atractive people are shit because they have it easier.
User avatar #124 - ishalltroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Okay now you're just trying so fucking hard I'll declare all your posts from here on out as straight up bait.
User avatar #125 - lahel (10/27/2014) [-]
>read your username
>re-think your statement.

also, its seems you dont really know what bait is.

what Im just throwing out here is that I feel miserable because i was not born into a rich family, with great genetics, and etc etc.


The only family I know is my mom and dad (which I suppose is much more than many kids out there), but that doesnt change the fact that i grew pretty lonely. Also had to change country to one where I became a pariah because racism (for real, not the lame self-pity one. i was neglected the entrance to the football club just because i was foreigner)

Highschool was hell for me.After growing up in an elitist school which barely accepted me, I managed to get myself into a shit-tier highschool with all the immigrants and shit-tier immigrants at that. I barely managed to finish highschool with psycological help included.

and now im in college and history repeats itself. My life sucks balls, you morron, and if you dare say ''boo-hoo somebody has it worse'' then clearly you don't understand how things work. If I am getting beaten up by some niggas, I shouldnt feel fortunate because the jews had it much worse in the nazi germany, I should feel bad because im getting beaten up.

So waht im saying is that that shitty bitch probably has all her life solved just by being somewhat hot/cute, while others have to strive for survival. And then killing those people is illegal.
User avatar #126 - ishalltroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Still doesn't justify your previous statement.
Neither her nor anybody else is responsible for her or somebody else being born into a good situation or a shitty one. You're unfortunate, but that doesn't give you the right to be a complete bitch to anybody who doesn't have it as bad as you.
You're a fucking crybaby, your situation doesn't even matter in that regard.
User avatar #128 - lahel (10/28/2014) [-]
Lol obvious bait is obvious.

obvious troll is obvious. troll harder faggot I am not even mad trololololo
User avatar #129 - ishalltroll (10/28/2014) [-]
Embarassment: The Comment
#192 - I recently read this article by some turk bitch about how the … 10/27/2014 on Sweden YES 0
#120 - Muslims do too 10/24/2014 on you wouldn't believe what i +1
#122 - The gunman was actually a converted muslim who regularly went …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on RIP 2014 - Parliament Hill +1
User avatar #129 - Xaponz (10/23/2014) [-]
People don't know enough yet, but people from his mosque said he seemed unstable, so its obvious he has converted to Islam and mentally unstable, there are also reports that he had some extremist ideals (not confirmed, as of yet). But that does not mean he works for IS. I'm not saying that he might not have terrorist like intentions, but i refuse to think someone is a terrorist just because they committed a crime and follow a certain religion. Maybe sometime later they will have concrete proof he works for IS, but there is none (again, yet)
#164 - What the hell? This **** is cancerous as **** . 10/23/2014 on Rollin' 0
#33 - Nothing that would be functional though. That feel when wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on /k/ goes eats some KFC 0
#40 - misanthrizzle (10/22/2014) [-]
I only ask because if you buy the airsoft version of the five seven, you will get the exact same feel as a real one.
User avatar #37 - misanthrizzle (10/22/2014) [-]
Finding the StG44 - Hidden treasures of WWII - Eastern Front Relic Metal Detecting - Episode 5 HD


Can you buy ramset nail gun blanks in germany? or even .22's?
User avatar #39 - misanthrizzle (10/22/2014) [-]
video is a euro guy digging for wwii shit btw
#30 - Sucks that germany is straight up nogunz  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on /k/ goes eats some KFC 0
User avatar #32 - misanthrizzle (10/22/2014) [-]
You can find some pretty neat ordnance from WWII I bet in old war grounds and forests though, there's that. Then again there's spent casings and guns all over America too.
User avatar #33 - ishalltroll (10/22/2014) [-]
Nothing that would be functional though.
That feel when will never lay a finger on the sweet frame of glorious five-seven
#40 - misanthrizzle (10/22/2014) [-]
I only ask because if you buy the airsoft version of the five seven, you will get the exact same feel as a real one.
User avatar #37 - misanthrizzle (10/22/2014) [-]
Finding the StG44 - Hidden treasures of WWII - Eastern Front Relic Metal Detecting - Episode 5 HD


Can you buy ramset nail gun blanks in germany? or even .22's?
User avatar #39 - misanthrizzle (10/22/2014) [-]
video is a euro guy digging for wwii shit btw
#22 - Well, who the **** doesn't like to cuddle? 10/21/2014 on Coffee 0
#32 - So Sweden, how's the ******** invasion working out for …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Nordic Pride 0
User avatar #36 - hudis (10/21/2014) [-]
Most of the parties in our parliament as well as the current incompetent government are still opposed to any notion of reducing immigration. However, many young politicians are beginning to speak their minds (particularly a sharp young woman called Sara Skyttedal) which paves the way for a healthier dialogue on the subject - like in Norway and Denmark.

That said, given the fact that most of the parties have yet to show any signs of budging, the immigration-skeptic movement will likely turn into an anti-immigration movement altogether within the next 4-6 years.

Since you seem to be wanting a reaction from me personally, though, I can just say that my first emotional reaction to all this is that I'm somewhat upset and worried that Sweden in 50-100 years will have a population in which the majority have no cultural or historical ties to Sweden whatsoever - worse yet if that majority belongs to a certain religion, meaning that a thousand years of our ancestors fighting for this land would be for nothing. On the other hand, on an intellectual level I don't care because I will likely move abroad in the next few years and my time on Earth is so insignificant anyway that it doesn't really matter what happens to Sweden if you consider the bigger picture.
#65 - Picture 10/21/2014 on Hit me with your best shot... 0
#63 - The scream towards the very end in the original video sounds c…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Hit me with your best shot... 0
User avatar #64 - killwithkostja (10/21/2014) [-]
source?!
#88 - AyyLmao 10/20/2014 on 9 ways anonymous will steal... 0
#234 - What I think about this post praising Joshlol 10/19/2014 on need more mods like joshlol 0
#61 - I'm pretty sure these stupid ******** think it's a real…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Fail Gifs 0
#84 - elcajon has deleted their comment.
#19 - Picture 10/19/2014 on That Timing.... +5
#57 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Fail Gifs 0
User avatar #60 - katarinaismywaifu (10/19/2014) [-]
explain...
#64 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
it's this thing where you basically cut off oxygen to your brain and it gives feelings of euphoria and makes you feel tingly and shit, but it can cause seizures and varied other bad things. which you'd expect when you cut off what you literally need.
User avatar #61 - ishalltroll (10/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure these stupid nigglets think it's a really cool high to almost go unconcious from being suffocated that way.
That left girl just kinda went full limp-body for a moment.
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#36 - I'm actually calling ******** . BMW and Mercedes are…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Another Victory Won +2
User avatar #58 - salihzzz (10/18/2014) [-]
why thumb him down are you fuckers actually claiming BMW and Benz have the same mothercompany
User avatar #37 - mentosandcrack (10/18/2014) [-]
dat username... disregard opinion
User avatar #60 - stonedphreak (10/18/2014) [-]
he's right though
#43 - Picture 10/18/2014 on So much freedom 0
#96 - >Managed to ****** russia. He's currently goofin… 10/17/2014 on Putin being Putin +2
#79 - Well until then, it's all about one thing. Survive. 10/16/2014 on Tight, tight, tight! 0
#75 - Well with 6 they just kind of introduced an entirely new conti…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Tight, tight, tight! 0
#76 - trainalf (10/16/2014) [-]
True. We can hope they'll do something like that eventually. But for now, all manpower is on infinity.
#79 - ishalltroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Well until then, it's all about one thing.
Survive.
#70 - Infinity is ******** too though. They should make more …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Tight, tight, tight! +1
#74 - trainalf (10/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but they've kind of squeezed all they could out of Strangreal (I spell that right?). Still, I think the earlier ones have stories you just can't beat with a modern setting. I still love AC5 and Zero to death, even if I can't play them because I can't find a working PS2 anywhere on this godforsaken earth.
User avatar #115 - dicloniusmaximus (10/16/2014) [-]
I've got one. I need to get it from my parents house so I can play it.
#135 - trainalf (10/16/2014) [-]
You lucky bastard. I had mine for nearly a decade, and it only broke after most game stores stop selling them.
#137 - dicloniusmaximus (10/17/2014) [-]
I would sell it to you, if I knew how to arrange that.
User avatar #75 - ishalltroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Well with 6 they just kind of introduced an entirely new continent out of nowhere though.
You can always reimagine something into strangereal, which just doesn't make sense in the real world.
#76 - trainalf (10/16/2014) [-]
True. We can hope they'll do something like that eventually. But for now, all manpower is on infinity.
#79 - ishalltroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Well until then, it's all about one thing.
Survive.
#67 - Should've just kept their style instead of going full retard with AH.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Tight, tight, tight! +1
#68 - trainalf (10/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. Infinity is a interesting return to some roots, but the fuel sortie system ruins it, I think. At least let us play single player for free, goddamnit!
User avatar #70 - ishalltroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Infinity is bullshit too though. They should make more games in exactly the same style as Zero, 5 or 6, Zero being my favorite.
Just with better graphics.
#74 - trainalf (10/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but they've kind of squeezed all they could out of Strangreal (I spell that right?). Still, I think the earlier ones have stories you just can't beat with a modern setting. I still love AC5 and Zero to death, even if I can't play them because I can't find a working PS2 anywhere on this godforsaken earth.
User avatar #115 - dicloniusmaximus (10/16/2014) [-]
I've got one. I need to get it from my parents house so I can play it.
#135 - trainalf (10/16/2014) [-]
You lucky bastard. I had mine for nearly a decade, and it only broke after most game stores stop selling them.
#137 - dicloniusmaximus (10/17/2014) [-]
I would sell it to you, if I knew how to arrange that.
User avatar #75 - ishalltroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Well with 6 they just kind of introduced an entirely new continent out of nowhere though.
You can always reimagine something into strangereal, which just doesn't make sense in the real world.
#76 - trainalf (10/16/2014) [-]
True. We can hope they'll do something like that eventually. But for now, all manpower is on infinity.
#79 - ishalltroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Well until then, it's all about one thing.
Survive.
#132 - This is retarded though. This is gonan get blamed on GamerGate…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on I suspect 4chin +2
#134 - scowler (10/16/2014) [-]
Maybe that was the intention…

SON OF A BITCH!
User avatar #164 - xxkelevraxx (10/16/2014) [-]
it's a plot created by the feminists. fake a serious threat, cower in fear, blame it on gamergate, profit.
#279 - scowler (10/17/2014) [-]
YOU DON'T SAY...

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User avatar #33 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
He shall.
User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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