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#5 - I work in retail and was called a scum and scammer today becau…  [+] (29 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Retail +137
#97 - ablakguy (07/26/2016) [-]
I remember one time this old guy said this shower handle didnt ring up for a discounted price. I just did a refunded and he bought it for the new price. He came back later saying I never gave him the money back when I did the refund. I said I did, but I called up my supervisor just so I wouldnt start an argument. He counted the register and it was almost perfect to the cent. Old man still persisted I am a thief. They brought him into the office and played over and over again the video footage of him giving me money, me give him change, I do the refund and give him money, he gives me money and I give him change. Old man is pissy he is somehow wrong despite 2 sources of evidence. As hes walking out the door he tells me "I dont hold this against you personally, but Ill remember this the next time I come here to shop!"

Mfw Im supposed to care
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#139 - kaitora (07/26/2016) [-]
Gotta love the passive aggressive customer who thinks they're better than you.
#92 - idontknoow (07/26/2016) [-]
I remember one time a customer found a misplaced item that is "ringing up the wrong price", as they said. I will show them that this item is in the wrong spot and the customer got angry and think I was scamming him.
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#71 - talldumbdork (07/26/2016) [-]
I have patients like that in medicine. Often it's the dementia, but we even had one patient bring a video camera in looking for a lawsuit. Many will threaten and yell at you until you get an increase in their pain medication from the doctor. It is very difficult to be patient (get it? Hue)
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#53 - meganinja (07/26/2016) [-]
They don't mean it, they want to irritate you enough to make you do what they want.
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#30 - ohmahgawdd (07/26/2016) [-]
If I ever need to lose faith in humanity again I'll just go back and read this thread.
#7 - silentpaper (07/26/2016) [-]
i once had a customer freak out on me because our 3 cashiers we had on at the time each had a person at their register, so he felt he was forced to use self checkout, after which he came up to me and told me that i should pay him because he scanned the items so he was basically working for us.
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#54 - serras (07/26/2016) [-]
I had a guy freak out at me while i was supervising the registers cause we only had 2 open and there was a person in each one. He told me to open more register. I said "sir we are short staffed but if you would like our hiring kiosk is right over there, Go ahead and put in an application and we will get you started today." He turned as red as a tomato and quietly got in line.
#11 - silentpaper (07/26/2016) [-]
and a while ago a lady came to me absolutely furious with a few packages of jack daniel's pulled pork that her son had bought earlier and she accused us of selling alcohol to a minor.
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#6 - thatguyontheright (07/26/2016) [-]
I stopped fixing computers after an asshole asked me to fix his computer which would not post. The Motherboard needed a good cleaning (dirt, grime, tobacco residue)...and it POSTed like a boss. It took me 4 hours to disassemble, clean and reassemble the entire computer, as well as run checks on the hard disk (it was a desktop, not a tower), and I charged $40 labor (we agreed on $10 an hour labor). He said I scammed him and should be offering him free service since anyone can fix a computer. He said he'd pay me $10 to be a nice guy. I said no, and demanded the $40. He left, called the po-po and said I stole it. The police sided with him.

Is it too late to change species...I wish I were a clam.
#119 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
I refuse to work on computers with tobacco residue. If it even smells like smoke I won't touch it. It's a good policy and it saves me a lot of trouble.
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#152 - thatguyontheright (07/26/2016) [-]
If I did that, I'd have no customers. Smoking is so common here, you get dirty looks if you don't.
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#72 - talldumbdork (07/26/2016) [-]
40 for labor is super generous. Most places have charged me 80-100. Fix my computer pls.
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#74 - talldumbdork (07/26/2016) [-]
Looks like plenty of people already posted this, but you sound awesome. Id pay you twice as much when my computer couldn't post recently....
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#78 - wraithguard (07/26/2016) [-]
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#80 - talldumbdork (07/26/2016) [-]
Power-On Self Test
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#81 - wraithguard (07/26/2016) [-]
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#43 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Wait, he hired you to fix his computer because he couldn't fix his computer... and then told you that he wouldn't pay because anyone can fix a computer? Is he saying that he isn't a person?

Fuck, dude, you might have just given tech support to a lizardman. I'd be careful about pissing him off. Seriously though, suggest to him that he clean the damn thing himself if it's so easy. I'd recommend he try the old "rub your feet on carpet to build up a static charge, spit the mobo and scrub it with your thumb until it looks clean" technique. He sounds like he should try it.
#23 - reinbowxdash (07/26/2016) [-]
**reinbowxdash used "*roll picture*"**
**reinbowxdash rolled image**That's why you install a keylogger and if they don't pay, let them have it back and take what you need later and if they pay, say you are showing that it works and create a shortcut beforehand to uninstall it.

Or just put in a virus that locks the computer after a week or so so that he has to come back and you make more money off his ass.
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#115 - mrpotatofudge (07/26/2016) [-]
>get paid to put a virus in his computer

#12 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Take his ass to court! If he signed off or even agreed to a verbal contact he must pay
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#13 - thatguyontheright (07/26/2016) [-]
working on it.
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#114 - mrpotatofudge (07/26/2016) [-]
Think you can win?

i want you to win...

#31 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Remember to throw in your legal fees and whatnot
#10 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
2 things 1 not everyone can fix a computer, 2 10$ an hour is rather generous
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#14 - thatguyontheright (07/26/2016) [-]
It's a price we agreed on.
#29 - mikethemerciless (07/26/2016) [-]
Generous of you, he means. I've seen computer repair be 20-30 an hour
#16 - drive safe, doggo 06/19/2016 on Borked AF +1
#80 - Also a higher percentage than germany that are getting cucked 06/01/2016 on Anon can't get into Denmark 0
#42 - In 4 years it's estimated that 10% of the danish population wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2016 on Anon can't get into Denmark -11
#57 - anon (06/01/2016) [-]
not even 5% are immigrants yet fuckboi

go shill elsewhere
#80 - isbak (06/01/2016) [-]
Also a higher percentage than germany that are getting cucked
#38 - Yeah no, we are taking in loads of immigrants  [+] (14 new replies) 06/01/2016 on Anon can't get into Denmark -23
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#41 - vukvalentine (06/01/2016) [-]
Yes, as is the right thing to do. But in no way are we doing it to the "taking it in the ass degree" people seem to imply.
It's not that I can't take a joke.
It's that making a joke like this is the equivalent of making fun of Nigerians for being fat.
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#64 - HashMap (06/01/2016) [-]
It's not right thing to do. Refugees? Maybe. Immigrants outside of the EU? You're getting fucked in the ass.
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#66 - therealtjthemedic (06/01/2016) [-]
>you should not allow any sort of immigration to your country and should instead stagnate and die
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#67 - HashMap (06/01/2016) [-]
Ahmad, pls.
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#68 - therealtjthemedic (06/01/2016) [-]
Why would allowing people from outside the EU to move to your country constitute 'getting fucked in the ass'? That is one of the dumbest fucking things I've heard on this site.
Also, my name's not Ahmad, it's Ahmed :^)
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#79 - HashMap (06/01/2016) [-]
Because only less than 0.5% of them work www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/162-000-kom-till-sverige-500-fick-jobb . They're burden on every country.
What's up with minuses? I thought FJers are rational people.
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#81 - therealtjthemedic (06/01/2016) [-]
You just posted statistics about asylum seekers - refugees.
To reiterate, why is allowing people from outside the EU to legally immigrate to your country 'getting fucked in the ass'?
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#82 - HashMap (06/01/2016) [-]
I clearly said "outside of the EU". If they come legally, I have no issue with that. Sure, they can come legally even from outside of the EU, but that's a small minority. Most are illegal or with fake/no documents.
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#83 - therealtjthemedic (06/01/2016) [-]
You are saying that a majority of people who immigrate to a country in the EU from anywhere on earth except the EU do so illegally?
Do you have any evidence for this at all?
Why would you assume that most immigrants from outside the EU are illegal?
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#84 - HashMap (06/01/2016) [-]
Are you blind, man? Don't you read newspapers? Do you even live in Europe?
#76 - anon (06/01/2016) [-]
Don't worry m8
These idiots are just proving Poe's law.
#42 - isbak (06/01/2016) [-]
In 4 years it's estimated that 10% of the danish population will be immigrants, so I would say we are getting fucked
#57 - anon (06/01/2016) [-]
not even 5% are immigrants yet fuckboi

go shill elsewhere
#80 - isbak (06/01/2016) [-]
Also a higher percentage than germany that are getting cucked
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