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|#5 - I work in retail and was called a scum and scammer today becau… [+] (29 new replies)||07/25/2016 on Retail||+137|
#97 - ablakguy (07/26/2016) [-]
Mfw Im supposed to care
#71 - talldumbdork (07/26/2016) [-]
I have patients like that in medicine. Often it's the dementia, but we even had one patient bring a video camera in looking for a lawsuit. Many will threaten and yell at you until you get an increase in their pain medication from the doctor. It is very difficult to be patient (get it? Hue)
#7 - silentpaper (07/26/2016) [-]
i once had a customer freak out on me because our 3 cashiers we had on at the time each had a person at their register, so he felt he was forced to use self checkout, after which he came up to me and told me that i should pay him because he scanned the items so he was basically working for us.
#54 - serras (07/26/2016) [-]
I had a guy freak out at me while i was supervising the registers cause we only had 2 open and there was a person in each one. He told me to open more register. I said "sir we are short staffed but if you would like our hiring kiosk is right over there, Go ahead and put in an application and we will get you started today." He turned as red as a tomato and quietly got in line.
#6 - thatguyontheright (07/26/2016) [-]
I stopped fixing computers after an asshole asked me to fix his computer which would not post. The Motherboard needed a good cleaning (dirt, grime, tobacco residue)...and it POSTed like a boss. It took me 4 hours to disassemble, clean and reassemble the entire computer, as well as run checks on the hard disk (it was a desktop, not a tower), and I charged $40 labor (we agreed on $10 an hour labor). He said I scammed him and should be offering him free service since anyone can fix a computer. He said he'd pay me $10 to be a nice guy. I said no, and demanded the $40. He left, called the po-po and said I stole it. The police sided with him.
Is it too late to change species...I wish I were a clam.
#119 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
I refuse to work on computers with tobacco residue. If it even smells like smoke I won't touch it. It's a good policy and it saves me a lot of trouble.
#43 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Wait, he hired you to fix his computer because he couldn't fix his computer... and then told you that he wouldn't pay because anyone can fix a computer? Is he saying that he isn't a person?
Fuck, dude, you might have just given tech support to a lizardman. I'd be careful about pissing him off. Seriously though, suggest to him that he clean the damn thing himself if it's so easy. I'd recommend he try the old "rub your feet on carpet to build up a static charge, spit the mobo and scrub it with your thumb until it looks clean" technique. He sounds like he should try it.
#23 - reinbowxdash (07/26/2016) [-]
**reinbowxdash used "*roll picture*"**
**reinbowxdash rolled image**That's why you install a keylogger and if they don't pay, let them have it back and take what you need later and if they pay, say you are showing that it works and create a shortcut beforehand to uninstall it.
Or just put in a virus that locks the computer after a week or so so that he has to come back and you make more money off his ass.
#12 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Take his ass to court! If he signed off or even agreed to a verbal contact he must pay
#31 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Remember to throw in your legal fees and whatnot
#10 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
2 things 1 not everyone can fix a computer, 2 10$ an hour is rather generous
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|#80 - Also a higher percentage than germany that are getting cucked||06/01/2016 on Anon can't get into Denmark||0|
|#42 - In 4 years it's estimated that 10% of the danish population wi… [+] (2 new replies)||06/01/2016 on Anon can't get into Denmark||-11|
|#38 - Yeah no, we are taking in loads of immigrants [+] (14 new replies)||06/01/2016 on Anon can't get into Denmark||-23|
#79 - HashMap (06/01/2016) [-]
Because only less than 0.5% of them work www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/162-000-kom-till-sverige-500-fick-jobb . They're burden on every country.
What's up with minuses? I thought FJers are rational people.
#76 - anon (06/01/2016) [-]
Don't worry m8
These idiots are just proving Poe's law.
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