Strangely, I do not find this surprising.

yep.... *put use condom in trash* we work pass the differences

Thats just peachy.

Not now. I'm stopping the Reapers on Earth.

Prothean.... Javik.... badass

Sorta. I just finished it. Got the ending where Shepard lived :D

....I miss Legion

So do I, didn't' really like the endings there were no real Happy Ending.

THANE D:

and Mordin. At least they were the only ones...

They were my favorite *fall on the ground* WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm just Tali survived. She got a lot more.... "confident" since ME2

.... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Have you seen her face? They showed it. You would understand

................ IT WAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Yep. Who'd a thunk it? Look exactly like a human except for the markings, the hands and legs. So what ending did you get? Or have you not finished it yet?

Im on the final level

Ok, let me give you a hint:
There are 3 endings, there are 2 where Shepard dies, one where he lives, all kinda suck but strangely satisfying. Choose your ending wisely...

Mass Effect 1 - 1 Ending
Mass Effect 2 - 2 Endings
Mass Effect 3 - 3 Endings
*Mass Effect 4 - 4 Endings?*

No. I don't want there to be a Mass Effect 4. None of the endings are perfect, but hell, they are final.
One more thing, when you complete the game and start a new one, when you import the data from your ME3 file, you keep all upgrades, armor etc. War Assets will be needed to be gathered again.

You should kinda like a vampire to me.

No..... no........ Yes.....

But you keep switching back and forth.

..........Go a'on

What what are you?

Im a Pizza Maker

but you a vampire too?

No...... no...... yes....

but which one are you?

Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee isn't Italian or vampire.

But he a'might be a a'pizza maker

He also killed that pussy Chuck Norris.

I a'gotta go, nITE here anyway

oh there you are Brad, I was talking to some italian vampire Bruce Lee impersonator...

hes been around funnyjunk for a while

Don't be silly, some Italian vampire Bruce Lee impersonator hacked you account, you should look into that.

I actually welcome him

I think your pizza is getting cold.

did somebody say pizza

Slow. Guess what I bought?

a stack of MLP porn

Do I look like a brony to you? NO.

a stack of Furry porn

No. A military grade machete.

Looks like the Knife my Great Grandma uses to cut meat


miracle how that woman is still alive at the age of 96 and still have the ability to cook and not use a walker

I got it at a local Army/Navy surplus store

Nice...... nice lamp

thanks.

np

I don't like the drapes through. Shame I can't change them.

:3

The bad perks of leasing a house.

*forges a Deadra sword* Thanks.

No problem


Look at the Armor, now at the moon, now back at the armor, then the moon again.

Huh? Whats in my hand?

You jizz from Isaac Clarke Dragon Age 2 Armor, and Majora Mask Moon mods.

*looks back up* what now? (old spice, take the hint)

.....*punches your wall and kicks your table in Half* BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK, B-B-B-BLOOCK BLOCK



TABLE KICK EXPLOSION!

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! SKYRIM!

[big]STORMCLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![big]

Any more cool mods?

Hawk Mage Champion Armor
Ezio Assasin Creed Revelation Armor Mod

Pics or it doesn't exist.

Hello?

You don't remember me? D:

'fraid not.

I've seen Brad's 'peepee'
I used to talk to you.

are you that girl that wanted the measurement of my dick?

Maybe.

because you wanted to compare to your bf's?

MAYBE.

Maybe = Yes.

Maybe.

...where is the punchline?

This! Any clearer?

....wat.

This a horrdily drawn picutre of a ghost sucking out your soul

Looks like your puking into my mouth.

and eyes...

You nasty

Iknow=x

:l

:D

O[AISJTRPOVQIWEJAGR;, SC

=x wat~

Ok. I don't have any of those items.

Lets play TF2 k?

ok.

I have TF2, I don't know what F2P is.

Free to Play :l

Yeah I got TF2 for free.

I feel sorry for you but by rules of TF2 I have to call you Noob :\

Guess what.

what

I honestly don't give a fuck.

K I have to go to bed now good night Noob

Thats a bit of a scary thought.

YEAH FUCK YOU NIGGA

*hands you some supplies* Have a safe journey *waves as you leave* Goodbye!

Who is stalker?

what?

Who is stalker?

Stalkers from Half-Life 2?

Has to be Fallout :l

k well... ITSSUPEREFFECTIVE going to be a companion or not?

Your choice.

Sure put him in hes a Melee base character.. with a Katana and All

Thats my jobs >:C

Ya 2 can be rivals or something

He is no match for a Son of Caesar.

Well Kill him in the 4 Episode and he can be in Flashbacks

:3

Type: Fighter
Personality: Bit of a smart ass, and likes to have fun but is very serious when life and death is at stake. Tries best to look out for those in the group and those in need. Is looking for something.... and can't help but check out the mage girl's ass.
Morality: Good

Type: Gunner
Personality: Dosnt take everything serious and will make sarcastic comebacks during life and death is at stake. Can take alot of damage before going down. Helping IsaacShadow looking for something. Cant help to laugh when IsaacShadow is checking out the mage girl's ass
Morality: Good

Who is the mage girl? :l

Idk what type of weapons you prefer

That depends. What kind of adventure is this?

Fallout

Then I will return to my character "Contemptio", a former Son of Caeasar and slave" So CQC with machete, rifle and pistol. Machete being primary.

Carmine a Luck.10 character with a Revolver and a nice suit

Sons of Caesar: A secret group of highly trained soldiers carrying any missions Caesar sees fit. After a critical mission was failed by failure to follow orders, all members either fled, and hunted down, or submitted, and executed....well, all but one.

Carmine Half man, Half supermutant being his dad being one and quick with the big Iron at his hip

I still don't understand that.

Super Mutants got to fuck bro :l

But how do you still look human?

I have my Mothers looks

But the Super Mutant gene is a dominant gene.

Luck

I guess that makes sense. Ok, complete past up till meeting me for the Platinum Chip job, catapulting us into the Battle for the Mojave.

Killing a bunch of fucking idiotic Legionaries along the way.... maybe a NCR Soldier or 2

No I mean where you are from, where you got your skills, how you ended up in the Mojave.

I know

Being 25% Human and 85% Super Mutant being my dad a Supermutant He taught me how to shoot with Rifles and my Mother taught me how to shoot Pistols not only that being 85% SuperMutant gave me a huge Damage Resistance so it will take more Guns to kill me

but.... On July 5 they were killed... by the legion...The Sons of Ceasers did the killing... I manage to survive the burning wreckage of my house I heard that they were at Nevada-New Vegas Grabbing my Mothers Old Revolver and my Dad old Suit and Clothes when he was a NCR soldier I SET OUT...




To the Mojave Wasteland

No clue.

..can I be sidekick?

If you want to be.

took you long enough



cause the Sidekick get the bigger fan base

Thats ok. The hero gets the girl >:3

I have a GF (MoNugisa) not only that i get a bigger Fan Base and probally get my own series

Then why want to be the sidekick? Seems contradictory.

Fan base

Wouldn't that go the main character? Hawk is probably more remembered then Fenris etc. (getting away the whole us being the character)

Well your more of a leader than me im mostly like HK-47: Suggestions that involve guns and using them :D

I'm just more tactical, but ok.

yeah but im more crazy and insane like HK-47 and Max (From Sam and Max freelance police)

Who is HK-47?

HK-47 Is a companion assasin droid in Star Wars knights of the old republic loves shooting stuff :D

Oh right. That guy. I forgot about him.
Situation: One of us is downed by zombies and calling for help
Me: *runs out to you with no question*
You: <insert your response>

Shall I "Confront", "Sedu", and "Pummel the suspected badguy" IsaacShadow?

....and by that time you are done saying that, the zombies would have overwhelmed me.

Good for me im a licker and I dont get infected by zombies and my mask can heal any wounds :D *jumps into a crowd of zombies with a bat and start pumbling them*

Thats one thing you can't do. We all have to be on the same "playing field"

tough *goes back beating zombies with a bat* beside this mask and can always find its way towards me one way or another

*glomps you*

:D

*a 2nd me walks over and shoots the one ontop of you*

:P

*the one ontop of you turns into a blue spy* You really fell for that?

*picks spy up and throws him threw a window* yes

How have you been?

I have Internt at my house

FUCKING. FINALY.

:D 3 more days till Lonesome Road

Yep. I can't wait to meet/confront Ulysses. You know, its funny. I see him as a rival. A worthy opponent.

The only thing Im gonna bring is my

Ranger Sequia
&
Liberator

and my MK2 Ranger Armor (Mod)

I'm gonna bring
Joshua Graham's armor
Chance's Knife
That Gun
Survivalist's rifle
Healing, and repair items.
_______

Do you have a link to that armor? I wanna see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ZUBSK6Nq4

its a video

Ranger Combat Armor II is what I wear and I also have my

PIP-BOY 2500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdhf7lsEaIc

You lucky mother fucker....

its what I always wear

I wish I could have, and make my own mods.

I''ve been thinking about making mods with my LEATHER JACKET :D

Do you remember that sketch I did awhile ago? I would make a mod like that

I would make Armor Mods with my Leather Jacket (the Ranger Combat Armor II Jacket) and put it on other Armor like Combat Armor and stuff like that


AND KEEP IT ALL TO MYSELF MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...haha...ha

What?

jessicalelwood >:D

I got the teacher I wanted :D

Er.....what exactly do you mean by that?

School :l I got Mr.Kesin... A Russian teacher

Ok. Whats your point?

Hes funny :D

I don't even know who that person is.

:l fine fuck it hows your school

Ok. I want to know how've YOU have been. Its been awhile since I talked to my boy.

fine...I miss MoNugisa tho

have you shagged her yet?

A thousand times :D

shes gonna kick my ass now

you'll be missed son.

meh atleast I get killed by some one I love

Wouldn't you rather go out protecting that person?