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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:9/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#16367
Highest Content Rank:#11
Highest Comment Rank:#335
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Level 336 Content: Practically Famous → Level 337 Content: Practically Famous
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Subscribers:1044
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Total Comments Made:17010
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Favorite Tags: forever alone (2) | lol (2) | nope (2) | Pokemon (2) | that feel (2)

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#16390 - present your request  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16391 - kosmojunk (03/03/2014) [-]
i would reeeaaaally like you to draw a cool 1920x1080 wallpaper with lots of cool stuff happening for example dolan and doge and stuff. And in the middle the name Sean Stars (my name)

I would be soooo thankful man!
#1482 - <3 babe 03/02/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? 0
#1480 - i agree, i miss skjalg  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? +1
#1481 - skjalg (03/02/2014) [-]
IRWIN!
User avatar #1482 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
<3 babe
#42 - am i too late? 03/02/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
#642 - how tall are you man? 03/02/2014 on Admin Delivers 0
#40 - woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game..…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
#38 - nothing much, you?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #39 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
umwat. I said Hai, not what's up but um okay. I'm about to play borderlands with some /b/ros
User avatar #40 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game.. i play b2 alone cause im poor
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
#36 - ye  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #37 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
I see. Hai :3
User avatar #38 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
nothing much, you?
User avatar #39 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
umwat. I said Hai, not what's up but um okay. I'm about to play borderlands with some /b/ros
User avatar #40 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game.. i play b2 alone cause im poor
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
#34 - *wink*  [+] (8 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #35 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
O-orly?
User avatar #36 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #37 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
I see. Hai :3
User avatar #38 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
nothing much, you?
User avatar #39 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
umwat. I said Hai, not what's up but um okay. I'm about to play borderlands with some /b/ros
User avatar #40 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game.. i play b2 alone cause im poor
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
#16387 - does my physique please you?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16388 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
#16385 - hold me whore  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16386 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
yo bro i love ya
#16387 - irwincardozo (02/25/2014) [-]
does my physique please you?
#16388 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
#16382 - WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BIZ FOR ONCE?!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16383 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF DOCTOR LIPSCHITZ CROTCH FOR ONCE. HOE.
#16380 - well he doesnt judge me like you do when im in the bed waiting for you  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16381 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
Well maybe if you get that nose job I suggested 1000 times, I'll find you attractive again.
User avatar #16382 - irwincardozo (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BIZ FOR ONCE?!
User avatar #16383 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF DOCTOR LIPSCHITZ CROTCH FOR ONCE. HOE.
#66 - it was a good show 02/24/2014 on But Beauty is in the Eye of... +6
#16377 - thank you my love  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16378 - dalgaard (02/23/2014) [-]
You're welcome <3
#12 - wut? 02/22/2014 on Cannibs 0
#1329 - you okay, babe?  [+] (14 new replies) 02/21/2014 on dalgaard's profile 0
User avatar #1330 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
I dunno man.. I gotta get in higher spirits
#1331 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Hang in there man.
#1332 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
#YOU DONT KNOW ME. YOU DONT KNOW MY STORY
#1333 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Nope, i'm just some guy you summoned.
But you are sad, why are you sad?
#1334 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
Do you really wanna know? Do you really care? -Long story
#1335 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Man, i'm all ears, go ahead
#1336 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
Just gonna copy the comment i wrote a couple of days ago:

..So this is the story about how my last 3 days of skiing turned to shit:

It had been a beautiful week with lovely weather and great snow, but on the 3ird last day we stopped up on the middle of the hill because we heard a woman fall behind us. A man obviously came to help her from behind as she looked like she was in pain, but he took an even worse fall and we had to phone the helicopter-medics. The guy gets picked up and put in the helicopter and it flies up 15 meters (without closing the shuttle) and the engine just suddenly dies (as if there had been an EMP or some weird shit) and started to fall. The guy then falls out and dies..

Then the 2nd last day I took a jump from the off-pist, as the retard i am, usually do. The jump had a shitty shape which my face and body found out as i face-planted the snow and fucked up my shoulder. That resulted in me being unable to skii the last day which was supposed to be the best day of them all according to weather. And may i note it hurts as fuck.

The last day is the worst though. I sit at home 9 o'clock my dad calls me and i get informed that my mom has broken something in her back on the first ride of the day and they are at the hospital. Cool shit. I just sit here and cant do a fucking thing. She has to be shipped home in 2 days lying down in an air-craft and i cant even be with her or nothing. We are driving home tomorrow and we cant do shit about it.. These last 3 days has just been fucked up...

- and then in adition to that my best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends niece died too + my oldest cousin in England just got diagnosed with cancer..
#1337 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Awe man.... i'm so sorry to hear that.
Life can really hit you hard sometimes. The best thing to do is to just keep going, do what you need to, and hang out with friends and family.
#1338 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
The weird thing about this is that theres never really happend anything traumatic in my life before. And it all just hit at the same 3-4 days.

..It's hard man..
#1339 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Yea, life can be unpredictable.
It will get better though, the next time you go skiing i can guarantee it will be better than this time.
Eventually you will be an old man, and realized you've lived a great life.
User avatar #1341 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
thx for the support tho
#1343 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
anytime
#1340 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
Wow dude
#1342 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Sorry, im not really a speaker
#16372 - i just come home from a business trip. to this??!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16373 - dalgaard (02/20/2014) [-]
Even more happend bro... My best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends nieces died too..

+ my oldest cousin in England has been diagnosed with cancer
#4802777 - ily 2 bebz 02/20/2014 on Play items 0
#150 - Eiad  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Productivity In A Time Of Need 0
User avatar #213 - eiad (02/10/2014) [-]
irwincardozo
#16368 - im okay... a bit tired  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16369 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
how is work buddy? and how is that gf?
#16366 - hi pleb  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16367 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
why sooo sand nigger?
User avatar #16368 - irwincardozo (02/10/2014) [-]
im okay... a bit tired
User avatar #16369 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
how is work buddy? and how is that gf?
#16363 - the bible beat science last night *hi5* nikkuh  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#14529 - i want a hug  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
#14527 - im trying to beat my high score of 6 atm  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14528 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
follow your dreams
User avatar #14529 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i want a hug
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
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User avatar #16516 - chewieisthebest (09/07/2014) [-]
oi young nig was good
User avatar #16517 to #16516 - irwincardozo (09/07/2014) [-]
********* ... im good.. how are you?
User avatar #16518 to #16517 - chewieisthebest (09/14/2014) [-]
ayy lmao how is sand life still slaving it out?
User avatar #16520 to #16519 - chewieisthebest (09/16/2014) [-]
wats up good nig tell me your life
#16515 to #16514 - irwincardozo (08/30/2014) [-]
wanna cop a feel?
User avatar #16511 - theassmancometh (08/22/2014) [-]
I want to know what love is, Irwin... I want you to show me...

I want to feel what love is, Irwin... I know you can show me..
User avatar #16510 - dalgaard (08/20/2014) [-]
You never online, you never talk or write to me. What is going on?


Are you cheating on me?
User avatar #16512 to #16510 - irwincardozo (08/26/2014) [-]
i've been busy as hell, but i think about you all the time... for real
#16509 - 4chan refugee (08/13/2014) [-]
the **** man
User avatar #16503 - westsideluigi (07/26/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeee.
User avatar #16504 to #16503 - irwincardozo (07/27/2014) [-]
hows it going bro?
User avatar #16505 to #16504 - westsideluigi (07/28/2014) [-]
Nottthing much broo.
Same old, same old.

How's it going with you?

Kesa hai? :3
User avatar #16501 - chewieisthebest (07/22/2014) [-]
faggggott
User avatar #16500 - countmorgan (07/17/2014) [-]
I remember you, tell me you're coming back to items, you were always such a joy to see.
#16499 - metalheadnv ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
sup brah, any oc coming up?
User avatar #16506 to #16499 - irwincardozo (07/29/2014) [-]
yo man! hows everything?
User avatar #16508 to #16506 - metalheadnv ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
as i see u must be super bus with work....i havent recieved pms of OC in a long time
User avatar #16507 to #16506 - metalheadnv ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
everythings allright thinking about profession i should get xD

btw im in the items slavery again just collected all weed lel
User avatar #16492 - chewieisthebest (07/07/2014) [-]
oi baby
User avatar #16493 to #16492 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
supp neegro
User avatar #16495 to #16494 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
work man, lots and lots of work
User avatar #16496 to #16495 - chewieisthebest (07/07/2014) [-]
damn why are you working soo much lol
User avatar #16497 to #16496 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
i got a marketing research project on wednesday and ****** going to be ****** up if it's not done properly
User avatar #16498 to #16497 - chewieisthebest (07/07/2014) [-]
sheeet still living in india? you gotta go work somewhere in Europe magners
User avatar #16486 - chewieisthebest (07/04/2014) [-]
omg irwinnnnnnnnnnn
User avatar #16487 to #16486 - irwincardozo (07/04/2014) [-]
omg red test
User avatar #16489 to #16487 - chewieisthebest (07/04/2014) [-]
yooo how is the life? and you better reply you ***** sand ******
User avatar #16490 to #16489 - irwincardozo (07/04/2014) [-]
sorry i was in a meeting, lifes good.. just really busy with work.. how have you been?
User avatar #16491 to #16490 - chewieisthebest (07/04/2014) [-]
life is ok i guess lol and in a meeting? sheeeet
User avatar #16488 to #16487 - chewieisthebest (07/04/2014) [-]
admon gave it to me today ***** you know you have color txt items right lol?
#16485 - chewieisthebest (06/29/2014) [-]
ok ok ok im a bully give me your items now
ok ok ok im a bully give me your items now
#16482 - dalgaard (06/23/2014) [-]
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#16483 to #16482 - irwincardozo (06/24/2014) [-]
hey secksi
hey secksi
#16484 to #16483 - dalgaard (06/24/2014) [-]
oh god... wtf
#16479 - wrekoj (06/18/2014) [-]
What ya been up to?
User avatar #16480 to #16479 - irwincardozo (06/18/2014) [-]
lots of work man.. like TONS of work.. dont get time to do anything.. just gym and back home.. hows life treating you buddy?
User avatar #16481 to #16480 - wrekoj (06/18/2014) [-]
Its alright, been bit of a rough year but its starting to turn around a little.
User avatar #16476 - chewieisthebest (06/15/2014) [-]
faggggott
User avatar #16477 to #16476 - irwincardozo (06/15/2014) [-]
supp daog
#16475 - ghettograndpa (06/14/2014) [-]
wow you still exist

hi
User avatar #16474 - wrekoj (06/14/2014) [-]
PSSSTT....
User avatar #16472 to #16471 - irwincardozo (06/11/2014) [-]
holy sht man, how are you?
User avatar #16473 to #16472 - wrekoj (06/11/2014) [-]
Doin good man. What about you?
#16469 - dalgaard (06/01/2014) [-]
Show me da lovin'
User avatar #16470 to #16469 - luluwho (06/08/2014) [-]
Hi dal
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