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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
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#16188 - relax man, nothing is going to happen to you.. if anything doe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16189 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man, for just talking to me, like old times.
It calms me, you know?
And well, Yes, I will xD
Hey man, Imma go to sleep, school tomorrow, really need sleep, kinda stressed and shaking, and well, you and some guy helped me feel better, I love ya' man...
Well, Goodnight, Irwi, I really missed you, and appretiate you talking to me.
Bye man, take care!<3
User avatar #16190 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
night broski, i love you much
#16185 - i think your good brah  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16187 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
For real, man?...
I'm still kinda scared...
Is there anything you can say to make me feel better?
I'd really enjoy it man, I'm super scared....
User avatar #16188 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
relax man, nothing is going to happen to you.. if anything does you could just say you're 15 and it was a mistake ... in anyway would you like to suck my pingus now?
User avatar #16189 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man, for just talking to me, like old times.
It calms me, you know?
And well, Yes, I will xD
Hey man, Imma go to sleep, school tomorrow, really need sleep, kinda stressed and shaking, and well, you and some guy helped me feel better, I love ya' man...
Well, Goodnight, Irwi, I really missed you, and appretiate you talking to me.
Bye man, take care!<3
User avatar #16190 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
night broski, i love you much
#16184 - let me check it babe 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16181 - can't you explain to the CIA it's not your fault??  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16182 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know how/if I can, and also, I'm really stupid on reaserching the topic...
I don't know if I should google more about it or something I don't know :/
#16179 - any idea who did it??  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16180 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Through a few parties with about 20-30+ People, Well, my older cousins did, and well, drunkness, and maybe it wasn't them and well, point is, no.
CP is super gross, Maybe zoophilia because it's kinda funny, but wtf /.\
User avatar #16181 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
can't you explain to the CIA it's not your fault??
User avatar #16182 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know how/if I can, and also, I'm really stupid on reaserching the topic...
I don't know if I should google more about it or something I don't know :/
#16177 - i'm here babe  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16178 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Dude...

Someone apperantly watched cp/zoophilia on my laptop, and now I have to pay or get pressed charges on me. I got a tab open on about CIA Warning...
I don't know what to do...
User avatar #16179 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
any idea who did it??
User avatar #16180 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Through a few parties with about 20-30+ People, Well, my older cousins did, and well, drunkness, and maybe it wasn't them and well, point is, no.
CP is super gross, Maybe zoophilia because it's kinda funny, but wtf /.\
User avatar #16181 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
can't you explain to the CIA it's not your fault??
User avatar #16182 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know how/if I can, and also, I'm really stupid on reaserching the topic...
I don't know if I should google more about it or something I don't know :/
#16173 - pls  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16174 - dalgaard (12/01/2013) [-]
#5 - wrong, they got their asses handed to them by the "indians"  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Good Guys Vikings -4
#6 - superduperpuper (12/01/2013) [-]
Not really. They got into trouble with some of the tribes but they also traded with them, but they lost interest for idontfuckingknowimnotjesusonmyweekendman reasons.
#74 - hurzg (12/01/2013) [-]
They lost interest because of the Native American threat. They had a battle with many Scandinavians dead. Fucking faggot.
#16171 - babe im sorry, can you forgive me?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16172 - dalgaard (12/01/2013) [-]
Actually, no.
#16173 - irwincardozo (12/01/2013) [-]
pls
#16174 - dalgaard (12/01/2013) [-]
#16168 - then make one and let me have sex with him, pls  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16169 - cjsixtyseven (11/29/2013) [-]
Ill get right on it
#16166 - i want to have sex with your brother  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16167 - cjsixtyseven (11/29/2013) [-]
I dont have a brother...
User avatar #16168 - irwincardozo (11/29/2013) [-]
then make one and let me have sex with him, pls
#16169 - cjsixtyseven (11/29/2013) [-]
Ill get right on it
#16162 - it's beautiful  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16175 - babbylicious (12/02/2013) [-]
It got flgged
#16163 - babbylicious (11/28/2013) [-]
Indeed. I will try to post more
#16160 - post some more pen15's pls  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16161 - babbylicious (11/28/2013) [-]
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#16162 - irwincardozo (11/28/2013) [-]
it's beautiful
User avatar #16175 - babbylicious (12/02/2013) [-]
It got flgged
#16163 - babbylicious (11/28/2013) [-]
Indeed. I will try to post more
#1662 - ;_; 11/27/2013 on kuningas's profile 0
#16157 - whoreslutbitch 11/26/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16155 - fag  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16156 - feglol (11/26/2013) [-]
fuker
User avatar #16157 - irwincardozo (11/26/2013) [-]
whoreslutbitch
#16144 - hey i want butt abs too ;_;  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16146 - dalgaard (11/19/2013) [-]
You can get'em man. I just got'em recently for $99.95
#16141 - hi doodski... all good here.. whats up with you?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16142 - dalgaard (11/18/2013) [-]
Just got home from legday. Bummed.

Trouble in paradise and shit.. So how's work
User avatar #16144 - irwincardozo (11/19/2013) [-]
hey i want butt abs too ;_;
#16146 - dalgaard (11/19/2013) [-]
You can get'em man. I just got'em recently for $99.95
#16137 - all good brah... how be you?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16138 - chewieisthebest (11/18/2013) [-]
its meh you still got that horny boss? lol
#16135 - oh you know... it's sandy  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16136 - chewieisthebest (11/18/2013) [-]
lololol how is work?
User avatar #16137 - irwincardozo (11/18/2013) [-]
all good brah... how be you?
User avatar #16138 - chewieisthebest (11/18/2013) [-]
its meh you still got that horny boss? lol
#16133 - supp babeh <3  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16134 - chewieisthebest (11/18/2013) [-]
wats up? i desire to know of the sand life
User avatar #16135 - irwincardozo (11/18/2013) [-]
oh you know... it's sandy
User avatar #16136 - chewieisthebest (11/18/2013) [-]
lololol how is work?
User avatar #16137 - irwincardozo (11/18/2013) [-]
all good brah... how be you?
User avatar #16138 - chewieisthebest (11/18/2013) [-]
its meh you still got that horny boss? lol
#48 - i'm going through a phase 11/16/2013 on Lovely nurse is lovely +2
#17 - why did you have to change the words from the original? You di…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Lovely nurse is lovely +9
User avatar #47 - kakariko (11/16/2013) [-]
Whoa irwin, I don't remember you being this r00d.
User avatar #48 - irwincardozo (11/16/2013) [-]
i'm going through a phase
#29 - daemascus (11/16/2013) [-]
why does the Spanish version have nipples?
User avatar #37 - andreewkun (11/16/2013) [-]
Yeah D: can't unsee
User avatar #18 - andreewkun (11/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I found it in a spanish page like that (in spanish)
I just translated it
#4516699 - can someone give me the full comic to where this image came from??  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4516704 - jmezfm (11/14/2013) [-]
omg irwin.
User avatar #4516700 - martiini (11/14/2013) [-]
Hey, God.
#16120 - **** you ****** yes  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16121 - chewieisthebest (11/13/2013) [-]
:"( what kind of website?

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User avatar #16463 - theassmancometh (58 minutes ago) [-]
Happy Easter, Carlos.
User avatar #16464 to #16463 - irwincardozo ONLINE (58 minutes ago) [-]
wish you the same mah man, how'd the interview go?
User avatar #16466 to #16464 - theassmancometh (41 minutes ago) [-]
How much training do you need to move pallets and load trucks? I guess its a legal issue for them tho.
User avatar #16468 to #16466 - irwincardozo ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
you require a certain qualification for that kind of job??
User avatar #16469 to #16468 - theassmancometh (27 minutes ago) [-]
You need experience and references for every damn job these days.... Nothing lined up yet, I'm still submitting ( *********** ) resumes daily for warehouse and trucking jobs. I'm hoping on a good guy employer to call and give me a break one of these days
User avatar #16465 to #16464 - theassmancometh (49 minutes ago) [-]
I lied for my experience on the resume so not so well. They weren't looking for treinees.
User avatar #16467 to #16465 - irwincardozo ONLINE (41 minutes ago) [-]
well that's a bummer, any other interviews lined up??
User avatar #16457 - admin (04/17/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #16459 to #16457 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
your highness
User avatar #16433 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #16435 to #16433 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
hi neegro
User avatar #16436 to #16435 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
yo mangers where dem pics at ?
User avatar #16437 to #16436 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
wut pics u want now?
User avatar #16439 to #16437 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
and that hot gf
User avatar #16438 to #16437 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
new pics of you neeegrow
#16442 to #16438 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
take it you slut
User avatar #16458 to #16442 - admin (04/17/2014) [-]
you look too masculine to be acting like such a whiny emo online
User avatar #16460 to #16458 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
i have my moments sometimes
User avatar #16461 to #16460 - admin (04/17/2014) [-]
i'll give you a secret

serial killers and rapists are held in higher regard then men who act emo

User avatar #16462 to #16461 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
I WAS GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME FAGGGOT!!
User avatar #16445 to #16444 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
supp feg
User avatar #16446 to #16445 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
where dem lady pics of your gf? hueueheuehee
User avatar #16447 to #16446 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
**** i got no gf tho
User avatar #16448 to #16447 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
wtf i thought you were going out with that one french girl? the one i saw on facebook a long time ago lol
User avatar #16449 to #16448 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
we like broke up because she was annoying as hell
User avatar #16450 to #16449 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL tell me bro
User avatar #16451 to #16450 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls
User avatar #16452 to #16451 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 to #16452 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 to #16453 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 to #16454 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 to #16455 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16443 to #16442 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand 						******					!
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand ****** !
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#16434 to #16432 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
does he hate donuts too?
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User avatar #16424 - glassofscotch (04/07/2014) [-]
Long time no speak
User avatar #16430 to #16424 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah babe... how have you been huh??
User avatar #16431 to #16430 - glassofscotch (04/13/2014) [-]
Not bad not bad, you?
User avatar #16422 - theprking (04/07/2014) [-]
whoa............... the return
User avatar #16423 to #16422 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
omg omg omg omg <3
User avatar #16425 to #16423 - theprking (04/07/2014) [-]
What up buddy
User avatar #16428 to #16425 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
im alright bro, hows everything with you??? did you enjoy your break off FJ?
User avatar #16429 to #16428 - theprking (04/09/2014) [-]
Yea been working alot haven't had time to go on. But I get on more frequently then I did before.
User avatar #16420 - ghettograndpa (04/06/2014) [-]
wanna see muh dick
User avatar #16421 to #16420 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
show me yo dick <3
User avatar #16427 to #16426 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
damn that's hot as hall
User avatar #16419 - ChromedDragon (03/25/2014) [-]
dammit cardozo, i need a pic of your avatar and you are in like ...none of your comics

get it together
User avatar #16418 - nigalthornberry (03/24/2014) [-]
Hey how you been?
User avatar #16402 - feglol (03/22/2014) [-]
touch me
User avatar #16403 to #16402 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
i haven't hear someone say that to me in over a year :c
User avatar #16404 to #16403 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Well that makes it better
User avatar #16405 to #16404 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
hows life treating you?
User avatar #16406 to #16405 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Got a good job and moved. Planning on going back to school once everything gets settled and Lean and Johnathan feel comfortable alone.

How about you.
User avatar #16407 to #16406 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
im alright bro, i miss my ex gf immensely for some reason.. guess i still got to find the perfect girl to replace her
User avatar #16410 to #16407 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
This is got to be the first time ive logged into this account in at least half a year.

mmm that semi deep blue.
User avatar #16411 to #16410 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
i miss the old 2011-12 FJ days... good times man good times
User avatar #16414 to #16411 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
The quadra squad .

Seanessy, Me, you, Eiad.

Those times on funnyjunk are legitimately one of the happiest points in my life. Coming on fj during that time and having a real group of friends i could be so casual with at my computer, really did get me through some hard times.
User avatar #16408 to #16407 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Shes out there. Waiting. She could be even masturbating.

Until then you have me
User avatar #16409 to #16408 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
awww yisss im always happy with you bb <3

for some reason i think i've lost all game... i need to get out more
User avatar #16412 to #16409 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]


You just gotta get out, meet a girl you like, lay on the moves, and impress the chick with the helicopter dick.
User avatar #16413 to #16412 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
wasn't helicopter dicking a 1999 thing?
User avatar #16415 to #16413 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Some gurls dig retro.
User avatar #16416 to #16415 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
oh btw, what happened to that post yesterday where all them girlies were posting their pics
User avatar #16417 to #16416 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
legend has it hundreds of funnyjunkers furiously fapped themselves to death.
#16397 - dalgaard (03/19/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2?
#16398 to #16397 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
im still waiting for it to come out for PC
#16399 to #16398 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Game's great.

A bit easier than Dark Souls though.

Let me rephrase that. Less hard, lol.
User avatar #16400 to #16399 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
im playing Castlevania LOS2 atm... gonna finish that **** first, then finish MG Rising then gonna play DS2

how's you lately bbz?
User avatar #16401 to #16400 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Things going alright i guess.

Installing Thief at the moment. Time to check that **** out.
User avatar #16395 - dalgaard (03/11/2014) [-]
Hey bro. Hows it hanging.


Also - One of your comics got posted on GymMemes on facebook lol. Nice.
User avatar #16396 to #16395 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
hey babe... looking good with all the pics and all the babes... hows it going otherwise bubbski?
User avatar #16392 - theassmancometh (03/05/2014) [-]
Are you at church getting ashes, Patrick?
User avatar #16393 to #16392 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
i did like 25 hours back... did you?
User avatar #16389 - kosmojunk (03/03/2014) [-]
Can you draw something for me?
User avatar #16390 to #16389 - irwincardozo ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
present your request
User avatar #16391 to #16390 - kosmojunk (03/03/2014) [-]
i would reeeaaaally like you to draw a cool 1920x1080 wallpaper with lots of cool stuff happening for example dolan and doge and stuff. And in the middle the name Sean Stars (my name)

I would be soooo thankful man!
User avatar #16384 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
happy bd bro lol my bd is on Thursday
User avatar #16385 to #16384 - irwincardozo ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
hold me whore
#16386 to #16385 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
yo bro i love ya
yo bro i love ya
#16387 to #16386 - irwincardozo ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
does my physique please you?
#16388 to #16387 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
User avatar #16379 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
What's up with you and daalgard? Do you think he's cuter than me?
User avatar #16380 to #16379 - irwincardozo ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
well he doesnt judge me like you do when im in the bed waiting for you
User avatar #16381 to #16380 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
Well maybe if you get that nose job I suggested 1000 times, I'll find you attractive again.
User avatar #16382 to #16381 - irwincardozo ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BIZ FOR ONCE?!
User avatar #16383 to #16382 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF DOCTOR LIPSCHITZ CROTCH FOR ONCE. HOE.
#16376 - dalgaard (02/23/2014) [-]
Happy birthday man.
#16377 to #16376 - irwincardozo ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
thank you my love
#16378 to #16377 - dalgaard (02/23/2014) [-]
You're welcome <3
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