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#702 - Thats kind of ****** up 03/13/2014 on This is it guys +12
#110 - We close at 9 here.. But I think we both can agree that subway…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Worth the read 0
User avatar #116 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
And then there's the subway a block from where I live... that is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, even on holidays. I feel so sorry for the workers there, especially since it's in the middle of the closest thing this city has to a ghet..
User avatar #117 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
Ghet? Ghet I spelled it out, i double checked it... is admin rolling again?
User avatar #118 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
indeed: Ghe.tto is getting turned into Ghet... wtf admin?
User avatar #120 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
and t.rolling turned to rolling too apparently... O.o
User avatar #111 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Indubitably. I'd rather go back to work at Amazon.com. And that place was all the negative afterlives combined.
#107 - We have a separate building to, but this one time I had to sta…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Worth the read 0
User avatar #109 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
I would've said "Bitch we're fucking closed, are you fucking illiterate? We aren't open, because who's gonna want a fucking sandwich at fucking 1am (going off two hours after my closing time anyway). I guess we didn't anticipate fucktards knocking on the door not knowing how to fucking read."

Assuming you want to keep your job of course, haha.
User avatar #110 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
We close at 9 here.. But I think we both can agree that subway is a terrible job..
User avatar #116 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
And then there's the subway a block from where I live... that is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, even on holidays. I feel so sorry for the workers there, especially since it's in the middle of the closest thing this city has to a ghet..
User avatar #117 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
Ghet? Ghet I spelled it out, i double checked it... is admin rolling again?
User avatar #118 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
indeed: Ghe.tto is getting turned into Ghet... wtf admin?
User avatar #120 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
and t.rolling turned to rolling too apparently... O.o
User avatar #111 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Indubitably. I'd rather go back to work at Amazon.com. And that place was all the negative afterlives combined.
#100 - or those customers who come in 2 hours after closing expecting…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Worth the read 0
User avatar #103 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Luckily we have a separate building, so we aren't connected to a gas station, or a Wal-Mart or some shit. When 11pm comes around we lock that damn door. Fuck anything that tries to get in otherwise.

Of course, being the fastest sub-maker there, so much is expected of me, it's ridiculous. Apparently they think I'm a damn octopus or something, able to do 50 things at once or some shit.
User avatar #107 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
We have a separate building to, but this one time I had to stay two hours late because the inspector was coming in the next day, and this customer came to the door and demanded I made him a sub.. I was so rustled.
User avatar #109 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
I would've said "Bitch we're fucking closed, are you fucking illiterate? We aren't open, because who's gonna want a fucking sandwich at fucking 1am (going off two hours after my closing time anyway). I guess we didn't anticipate fucktards knocking on the door not knowing how to fucking read."

Assuming you want to keep your job of course, haha.
User avatar #110 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
We close at 9 here.. But I think we both can agree that subway is a terrible job..
User avatar #116 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
And then there's the subway a block from where I live... that is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, even on holidays. I feel so sorry for the workers there, especially since it's in the middle of the closest thing this city has to a ghet..
User avatar #117 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
Ghet? Ghet I spelled it out, i double checked it... is admin rolling again?
User avatar #118 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
indeed: Ghe.tto is getting turned into Ghet... wtf admin?
User avatar #120 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
and t.rolling turned to rolling too apparently... O.o
User avatar #111 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Indubitably. I'd rather go back to work at Amazon.com. And that place was all the negative afterlives combined.
#97 - I know this feel.. I work at a subway in a small town, and it'…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Worth the read 0
User avatar #99 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
One time we closed 30 minutes early in order to have enough bread for making platters in the morning. 25 minutes later people came up to the door and were outraged that we were closed. I was out of uniform and everything and simply made gestures suggesting that we're closed.

It's hard to elaborate how hard I laughed when they came up to the door expecting the door to open and that door was locked.

My assistant manager is the worst (if she can even be called that), she gladly takes the pay of assistant manager, she gladly asserts her authority by commanding anything and everyone (sometimes even customers) to do what she wants. But when responsibility needs to be taken? She dumps it all on the manager, as well as calling the manager incompetent. Ridiculous, all of it.

When people come in after we put up that bane and they still expect us to make them sandwiches. Fuck them, damn them to the hottest fires of Hell.
User avatar #100 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
or those customers who come in 2 hours after closing expecting us to make them a sub... but we have it easy we have easily the best boss ever, he so understanding and easy to talk/be friends with even though he's like 50.

As well, the job doesn't feel worth it at all, you make so many subs a day and you see so many people complaining online or hear about them complaining like its their right to get a sub.
User avatar #103 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Luckily we have a separate building, so we aren't connected to a gas station, or a Wal-Mart or some shit. When 11pm comes around we lock that damn door. Fuck anything that tries to get in otherwise.

Of course, being the fastest sub-maker there, so much is expected of me, it's ridiculous. Apparently they think I'm a damn octopus or something, able to do 50 things at once or some shit.
User avatar #107 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
We have a separate building to, but this one time I had to stay two hours late because the inspector was coming in the next day, and this customer came to the door and demanded I made him a sub.. I was so rustled.
User avatar #109 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
I would've said "Bitch we're fucking closed, are you fucking illiterate? We aren't open, because who's gonna want a fucking sandwich at fucking 1am (going off two hours after my closing time anyway). I guess we didn't anticipate fucktards knocking on the door not knowing how to fucking read."

Assuming you want to keep your job of course, haha.
User avatar #110 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
We close at 9 here.. But I think we both can agree that subway is a terrible job..
User avatar #116 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
And then there's the subway a block from where I live... that is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, even on holidays. I feel so sorry for the workers there, especially since it's in the middle of the closest thing this city has to a ghet..
User avatar #117 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
Ghet? Ghet I spelled it out, i double checked it... is admin rolling again?
User avatar #118 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
indeed: Ghe.tto is getting turned into Ghet... wtf admin?
User avatar #120 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2013) [-]
and t.rolling turned to rolling too apparently... O.o
User avatar #111 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Indubitably. I'd rather go back to work at Amazon.com. And that place was all the negative afterlives combined.
#94 - I'm pretty sure its called Chipotle Southwest, not chipolte ranch 09/12/2013 on Worth the read 0
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