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| #11196472 - Hi | 01/09/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #41 - Doesn't make her any less liberal. Besides, CEO of America ass… | 01/09/2016 on Gun free zones | 0 |
| #39 - Yeah there was a trick taught in school over here by my scienc… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Gun free zones | 0 |
| Well now you dont know how to convert basic temperature. So much for that filthy liberal ey Doesn't make her any less liberal. Besides, CEO of America assured our school system that we didn't need any of that european stuff. We have our own reasonable methods of measurement. 1 yard to 3 feet 1 foot to 12 inches 1 inch to 2 half inches and so on. Totally makes sense that +++++++ is our smallest unit of measurement and that we divide it by 2 every time we want it to get smaller. (save me I can't stand these fucking idiots making more units of measurement.) | ||
| #37 - Man I still have hard time remembering that there's other unit… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Gun free zones | 0 |
| A trick i was taught thats not really accurate but its close enough is to get from C to F you double it and add 30. to go the other way you take away 30 and half it obviously. Its not good for big numbers but its good enough for the weather Yeah there was a trick taught in school over here by my science teacher but we just ended up calling her a filthy liberal and threw things at her. Principal thought so too and just marked everyone's grades in that class as the US average, a nice 65. Well now you dont know how to convert basic temperature. So much for that filthy liberal ey Doesn't make her any less liberal. Besides, CEO of America assured our school system that we didn't need any of that european stuff. We have our own reasonable methods of measurement. 1 yard to 3 feet 1 foot to 12 inches 1 inch to 2 half inches and so on. Totally makes sense that +++++++ is our smallest unit of measurement and that we divide it by 2 every time we want it to get smaller. (save me I can't stand these fucking idiots making more units of measurement.) | ||
| #34 - Yeah, I'm no fancy geographermancer but I know that if you go … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Gun free zones | 0 |
| Man I still have hard time remembering that there's other units of measure other than Murica Units. I keep thinking for a moment that it's actually ~20F there. A trick i was taught thats not really accurate but its close enough is to get from C to F you double it and add 30. to go the other way you take away 30 and half it obviously. Its not good for big numbers but its good enough for the weather Yeah there was a trick taught in school over here by my science teacher but we just ended up calling her a filthy liberal and threw things at her. Principal thought so too and just marked everyone's grades in that class as the US average, a nice 65. Well now you dont know how to convert basic temperature. So much for that filthy liberal ey Doesn't make her any less liberal. Besides, CEO of America assured our school system that we didn't need any of that european stuff. We have our own reasonable methods of measurement. 1 yard to 3 feet 1 foot to 12 inches 1 inch to 2 half inches and so on. Totally makes sense that +++++++ is our smallest unit of measurement and that we divide it by 2 every time we want it to get smaller. (save me I can't stand these fucking idiots making more units of measurement.) | ||
| #15 - What the **** . Ummm..... Does this mean I'm getting b&? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on YFW you roll ponies | 0 |
| no because thats her arm and her hair covering it. thats her shoulder at the top. | ||
| #14 - **ironthrush used "*roll picture*"** **ironthrush rolled i… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on YFW you roll ponies | 0 |
| no because thats her arm and her hair covering it. thats her shoulder at the top. | ||
| #32 - I always knew AU was hellishly hot but damn m8 there's a reaso… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Gun free zones | 0 |
| Ironically all you have to do is take a short ferry to tasmania and its cold as shit. But the more inland you go, the more often it tips the 40 mark Yeah, I'm no fancy geographermancer but I know that if you go more towards the center of hell it'll probably get hotter. Man I still have hard time remembering that there's other units of measure other than Murica Units. I keep thinking for a moment that it's actually ~20F there. A trick i was taught thats not really accurate but its close enough is to get from C to F you double it and add 30. to go the other way you take away 30 and half it obviously. Its not good for big numbers but its good enough for the weather Yeah there was a trick taught in school over here by my science teacher but we just ended up calling her a filthy liberal and threw things at her. Principal thought so too and just marked everyone's grades in that class as the US average, a nice 65. Well now you dont know how to convert basic temperature. So much for that filthy liberal ey Doesn't make her any less liberal. Besides, CEO of America assured our school system that we didn't need any of that european stuff. We have our own reasonable methods of measurement. 1 yard to 3 feet 1 foot to 12 inches 1 inch to 2 half inches and so on. Totally makes sense that +++++++ is our smallest unit of measurement and that we divide it by 2 every time we want it to get smaller. (save me I can't stand these fucking idiots making more units of measurement.) | ||
| #30 - Holy baby Jesus that's hot as **** . I'll be honest I ha… [+] (10 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Gun free zones | 0 |
| You think thats hot, try being a mechanic working on faggot cars in 42C heat that have been driving for an hour and expect their oil changed straight away so they can get to their hair appointment or some shit. When the spanners you pick up are hotter than your hand, its a hot day I always knew AU was hellishly hot but damn m8 there's a reason the UK picked that as a prison island. At least if you don't want to deal with the heat any more you can just take a walk and get murdered by pretty much everything outside. Ironically all you have to do is take a short ferry to tasmania and its cold as shit. But the more inland you go, the more often it tips the 40 mark Yeah, I'm no fancy geographermancer but I know that if you go more towards the center of hell it'll probably get hotter. Man I still have hard time remembering that there's other units of measure other than Murica Units. I keep thinking for a moment that it's actually ~20F there. A trick i was taught thats not really accurate but its close enough is to get from C to F you double it and add 30. to go the other way you take away 30 and half it obviously. Its not good for big numbers but its good enough for the weather Yeah there was a trick taught in school over here by my science teacher but we just ended up calling her a filthy liberal and threw things at her. Principal thought so too and just marked everyone's grades in that class as the US average, a nice 65. Well now you dont know how to convert basic temperature. So much for that filthy liberal ey Doesn't make her any less liberal. Besides, CEO of America assured our school system that we didn't need any of that european stuff. We have our own reasonable methods of measurement. 1 yard to 3 feet 1 foot to 12 inches 1 inch to 2 half inches and so on. Totally makes sense that +++++++ is our smallest unit of measurement and that we divide it by 2 every time we want it to get smaller. (save me I can't stand these fucking idiots making more units of measurement.) | ||
| #28 - Gotta love 'Murica. We have a lot of people who like to fire t… [+] (12 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Gun free zones | -2 |
| It was hot as balls before my holidays began and it will be hot as balls when my holidays finish. The weeks between have been moderately warm. Its only like 32C today. Mowed the lawn a couple hours ago Holy baby Jesus that's hot as fuck. I'll be honest I had to translate that into McTemperature units and I nearly dropped my mandatory dinner McChicken. It's about 5F here now. I have to unload a mag from my MG to boil the water in the cooling chamber to make my cup noodles nowadays. You think thats hot, try being a mechanic working on faggot cars in 42C heat that have been driving for an hour and expect their oil changed straight away so they can get to their hair appointment or some shit. When the spanners you pick up are hotter than your hand, its a hot day I always knew AU was hellishly hot but damn m8 there's a reason the UK picked that as a prison island. At least if you don't want to deal with the heat any more you can just take a walk and get murdered by pretty much everything outside. Ironically all you have to do is take a short ferry to tasmania and its cold as shit. But the more inland you go, the more often it tips the 40 mark Yeah, I'm no fancy geographermancer but I know that if you go more towards the center of hell it'll probably get hotter. Man I still have hard time remembering that there's other units of measure other than Murica Units. I keep thinking for a moment that it's actually ~20F there. A trick i was taught thats not really accurate but its close enough is to get from C to F you double it and add 30. to go the other way you take away 30 and half it obviously. Its not good for big numbers but its good enough for the weather Yeah there was a trick taught in school over here by my science teacher but we just ended up calling her a filthy liberal and threw things at her. Principal thought so too and just marked everyone's grades in that class as the US average, a nice 65. Well now you dont know how to convert basic temperature. So much for that filthy liberal ey Doesn't make her any less liberal. Besides, CEO of America assured our school system that we didn't need any of that european stuff. We have our own reasonable methods of measurement. 1 yard to 3 feet 1 foot to 12 inches 1 inch to 2 half inches and so on. Totally makes sense that +++++++ is our smallest unit of measurement and that we divide it by 2 every time we want it to get smaller. (save me I can't stand these fucking idiots making more units of measurement.) | ||
