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#164 - Yea, if you crop them. They're not just born that way. 11/05/2011 on Parrot the Dog Update +1
#22 - So working homosexuals should have taxes deducted to pay for t… 09/24/2011 on Homosex is sinsational. +13
#303 - I can understand your aversion to it, but coming from a med/su…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2011 on Sex you say? (Part 2) -1
User avatar #304 - matttboyagain (09/02/2011) [-]
That doesn't mean deprive them of having a whole body when they're younger. This is human rights we're talking about. The right to have a PENIS that functions the way it was meant to.

And by the way, infections are treated with antibiotics, not surgery. And if they've got something there like smegma or whatever, it's because the nurses aren't doing anything about it often enough. A foreskin that is properly maintained has no problems.
#258 - That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever known of anyone…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Sex you say? (Part 2) 0
User avatar #280 - matttboyagain (08/31/2011) [-]
It's not that. Dr. Kellogg introduced circumcision of minors into the US. He thought that would stop masturbation (which it didn't!) because back then they believed masturbation caused insanity and blindness (which it doesn't!) and for some stupid reason we're still doing it today with no evidence that it has any medical benefits, and we DO have proof that it's harmful in many ways.
User avatar #284 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
I think you were not loved as a child.
User avatar #285 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
Just bringing up the facts is all. The sick and twisted facts.
User avatar #286 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
The sick and twisted fact is you are arguing about what people do to their PENIS.
User avatar #287 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
I don't care what people do to their own PENIS. But when you bypass the rights of another human being to keep his whole body, that's just fucking wrong.
User avatar #303 - ironicdolly (09/02/2011) [-]
I can understand your aversion to it, but coming from a med/surg nurse who routinely has to roll back those nasty fucking foreskins, let me just say, I have never pulled one of those suckers back and not seen something nasty growing. For young men, I'm sure its fine, but when you get older and can't see and can't use your hands as nimbly as you used to, its a huge source of infection.
User avatar #304 - matttboyagain (09/02/2011) [-]
That doesn't mean deprive them of having a whole body when they're younger. This is human rights we're talking about. The right to have a PENIS that functions the way it was meant to.

And by the way, infections are treated with antibiotics, not surgery. And if they've got something there like smegma or whatever, it's because the nurses aren't doing anything about it often enough. A foreskin that is properly maintained has no problems.
#288 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
Im glad they cut off my foreskin. Now it stays clean, It's a tad bit bigger than it would be, and it doesn't look disgusting.

<--- Thats me.
You can't see it but my PENIS looks perfectly healthy.
User avatar #289 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
And it would have been perfectly healthy otherwise. It doesn't take much just to keep it clean. That's what we have showers for!

And if you knew how the foreskin functions and why it's there, you wouldn't think it's so disgusting. Do you realize almost 80% of the world's men are uncut?
User avatar #290 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
Do you realize the 20% that are tend to be civilized people.
User avatar #291 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
20% of parents put their children through barbaric torture for so-called heath benefits that don't exist!
User avatar #292 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
Actually it takes like 2 seconds and is painless to the newborn. Im sure they are busy with other things like learning how to breathe and swallow and shit and piss all at the same time.
User avatar #293 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard of and I hear it all the fucking time! The baby has just been born and it just wants to be with it's mother and be breast fed and it gets taken away to a room and is strapped down and has his foreskin ripped from his glans (the foreskin is actually bonded to the head and birth like your fingernails are bonded to your fingers) and cut away with NO numbing at all! I'm sure he's in plenty of pain.

Another argument I hear is "he won't remember it". That may be true but he's still got the fucking ugly scar in the middle of his dick the rest of his life to remind him of what happened and how he's never going to experience sex the way it was meant to be. You know that circumcision completely changes the way the PENIS is supposed to work? Also about 90% of the sensitivity is prettymuch gone and it gets even worse with age.
#312 - anonymous (09/05/2011) [-]
Just went through and read your comments, and I'm not disagreeing or agreeing with your opinions on any of this, nor am I started an argument, but good god, aren't you bitter about this? Are you sour that you were circumsized or do you just find it necessary to make men who were feel bad about themselves?
User avatar #314 - matttboyagain (09/05/2011) [-]
Well I do feel pretty bad that this had to happen to me and millions of others in the US over the past 100 years because of our own stupidity. No medical association in the world recommends circumcision and yet we do it anyway. The rest of the world is laughing at us.

And I'm not just expressing an opinion. I'm stating cold hard facts on why circumcision is not only unnecessary but damaging. It also kills 100-200 baby boys a year from complications. That's lives that didn't need to end.

I'm only trying to educate people so that we can bring the circumcision rate down to 0%. Right now it's down to 32% because more and more parents are learning of the ill effects and the risks. That's my deal.
#320 - brittboo (09/05/2011) [-]
Don't know if someone mentioned this but another reason they tend to cut off the foreskin is because most young children don't clean it properly. Whether that is because of parents not teaching them or they just can't bother with it. Which posees many health concerns.
Not disagreeing just stating a fact. I've haven't heard many men complain about being circumcised, I've heard more men complain about not being circumcised.
User avatar #321 - matttboyagain (09/05/2011) [-]
Cutting off a body part assuming that they won't have the intelligence to clean themselves is a horrible reason. Not only does it insult the intelligence of the owner of the PENIS but also shows the selfishness of the parent to not want to show them how to clean an intact PENIS when really it's the easiest thing in the world.
#294 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
#255 - I keep re-reading the cereal bit, but just...how does corn fla…  [+] (20 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Sex you say? (Part 2) +9
User avatar #256 - axlsummer (08/31/2011) [-]
read the description... this gotta be the 100th time i wrote that ^^
User avatar #258 - ironicdolly (08/31/2011) [-]
That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever known of anyone to believe in the history of forever. Wtf. A regular colon does not make you less horny.
User avatar #280 - matttboyagain (08/31/2011) [-]
It's not that. Dr. Kellogg introduced circumcision of minors into the US. He thought that would stop masturbation (which it didn't!) because back then they believed masturbation caused insanity and blindness (which it doesn't!) and for some stupid reason we're still doing it today with no evidence that it has any medical benefits, and we DO have proof that it's harmful in many ways.
User avatar #284 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
I think you were not loved as a child.
User avatar #285 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
Just bringing up the facts is all. The sick and twisted facts.
User avatar #286 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
The sick and twisted fact is you are arguing about what people do to their PENIS.
User avatar #287 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
I don't care what people do to their own PENIS. But when you bypass the rights of another human being to keep his whole body, that's just fucking wrong.
User avatar #303 - ironicdolly (09/02/2011) [-]
I can understand your aversion to it, but coming from a med/surg nurse who routinely has to roll back those nasty fucking foreskins, let me just say, I have never pulled one of those suckers back and not seen something nasty growing. For young men, I'm sure its fine, but when you get older and can't see and can't use your hands as nimbly as you used to, its a huge source of infection.
User avatar #304 - matttboyagain (09/02/2011) [-]
That doesn't mean deprive them of having a whole body when they're younger. This is human rights we're talking about. The right to have a PENIS that functions the way it was meant to.

And by the way, infections are treated with antibiotics, not surgery. And if they've got something there like smegma or whatever, it's because the nurses aren't doing anything about it often enough. A foreskin that is properly maintained has no problems.
#288 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
Im glad they cut off my foreskin. Now it stays clean, It's a tad bit bigger than it would be, and it doesn't look disgusting.

<--- Thats me.
You can't see it but my PENIS looks perfectly healthy.
User avatar #289 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
And it would have been perfectly healthy otherwise. It doesn't take much just to keep it clean. That's what we have showers for!

And if you knew how the foreskin functions and why it's there, you wouldn't think it's so disgusting. Do you realize almost 80% of the world's men are uncut?
User avatar #290 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
Do you realize the 20% that are tend to be civilized people.
User avatar #291 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
20% of parents put their children through barbaric torture for so-called heath benefits that don't exist!
User avatar #292 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
Actually it takes like 2 seconds and is painless to the newborn. Im sure they are busy with other things like learning how to breathe and swallow and shit and piss all at the same time.
User avatar #293 - matttboyagain (09/01/2011) [-]
That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard of and I hear it all the fucking time! The baby has just been born and it just wants to be with it's mother and be breast fed and it gets taken away to a room and is strapped down and has his foreskin ripped from his glans (the foreskin is actually bonded to the head and birth like your fingernails are bonded to your fingers) and cut away with NO numbing at all! I'm sure he's in plenty of pain.

Another argument I hear is "he won't remember it". That may be true but he's still got the fucking ugly scar in the middle of his dick the rest of his life to remind him of what happened and how he's never going to experience sex the way it was meant to be. You know that circumcision completely changes the way the PENIS is supposed to work? Also about 90% of the sensitivity is prettymuch gone and it gets even worse with age.
#312 - anonymous (09/05/2011) [-]
Just went through and read your comments, and I'm not disagreeing or agreeing with your opinions on any of this, nor am I started an argument, but good god, aren't you bitter about this? Are you sour that you were circumsized or do you just find it necessary to make men who were feel bad about themselves?
User avatar #314 - matttboyagain (09/05/2011) [-]
Well I do feel pretty bad that this had to happen to me and millions of others in the US over the past 100 years because of our own stupidity. No medical association in the world recommends circumcision and yet we do it anyway. The rest of the world is laughing at us.

And I'm not just expressing an opinion. I'm stating cold hard facts on why circumcision is not only unnecessary but damaging. It also kills 100-200 baby boys a year from complications. That's lives that didn't need to end.

I'm only trying to educate people so that we can bring the circumcision rate down to 0%. Right now it's down to 32% because more and more parents are learning of the ill effects and the risks. That's my deal.
#320 - brittboo (09/05/2011) [-]
Don't know if someone mentioned this but another reason they tend to cut off the foreskin is because most young children don't clean it properly. Whether that is because of parents not teaching them or they just can't bother with it. Which posees many health concerns.
Not disagreeing just stating a fact. I've haven't heard many men complain about being circumcised, I've heard more men complain about not being circumcised.
User avatar #321 - matttboyagain (09/05/2011) [-]
Cutting off a body part assuming that they won't have the intelligence to clean themselves is a horrible reason. Not only does it insult the intelligence of the owner of the PENIS but also shows the selfishness of the parent to not want to show them how to clean an intact PENIS when really it's the easiest thing in the world.
#294 - raymondmichael (09/01/2011) [-]
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