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Date Signed Up:11/20/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#488 - Shuffling zebra would love XBL gold membership Shame that … 08/15/2014 on Xbox 3 month give away +1
#103 - England is not the entirety of europe 07/21/2014 on Gawrsh +9
#173 - No 07/16/2014 on Are you lonely? 0
#2638 - **iraniie rolled image ** 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#143455 - thank you so much dude, I will send u a box of buttplugs 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#143359 - Thank you dude. I don't really get the spooky hallucinations b…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #143375 - jokekill (07/10/2014) [-]
If you just relax, you may get hallucinations but they will be relaxed ones like a dream, they won't be scary at all because you will be calm. But you're more likely to just start dreaming as usual and fall back to sleep.
User avatar #143455 - iraniie (07/10/2014) [-]
thank you so much dude, I will send u a box of buttplugs
#142833 - top kek 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142831 - Well aren't u a funny guy 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142827 - What I did was to just watch my favorite comedy shows, it help… 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#142826 - I ******* hate sleep paralysis, I get it *…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142951 - dehumanizer (07/08/2014) [-]
move your toes, its as simple as that
User avatar #142844 - moarpotatos (07/08/2014) [-]
I used to get it fairly often, and I noticed when I slept on my stomach it was much more infrequent and less 2spooky when it happened. If you can't fall asleep on your stomach, try on your side, as it's the worst when you are flat on your back
User avatar #142855 - jokekill (07/08/2014) [-]
I got it once while lying flat on my face. Absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #142856 - moarpotatos (07/08/2014) [-]
For me it was less terrifying because I didn't really get the 3spooky5me hallucinations, I just woke up, couldn't move, couldn't really breathe, didn't know what was going on until it was over
User avatar #142857 - jokekill (07/08/2014) [-]
That's exactly what i get now. I sleep next to my boyfriend so i try nudging him or screaming for him to wake me up, but it never works.

I only got the spoopy hallucinations when i was a teenager, i went through a phase of believing in ghosts so my brain made up a lot of creepy shit.
User avatar #142858 - moarpotatos (07/08/2014) [-]
Have you ever considered attempting amateur self lobotomy? That might help
User avatar #142836 - jokekill (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't try to wake yourself up. Just go back to sleep.

Just relax and keep calm. Don't make an effort to try and move a part of your body because you won't be able to and that will just stress you out and keep you awake and paralyzed for longer.

I've suffered with it since i can remember, but lately it's been very rare. By not reacting to sleep paralysis my body seems to know now that if my mind wakes up before my body does, then it's not time to wake up and just drift back to sleep.
User avatar #143359 - iraniie (07/10/2014) [-]
Thank you dude. I don't really get the spooky hallucinations but why I hate sleep paralysis so much is the fear of the hallucinations. Every time it happens I freak out and try to wake my self up before anything 2spooky happens.
My fear is that if I just relax, maybe the hallucinations will come?
But I will try that, thank you jokelll
User avatar #143375 - jokekill (07/10/2014) [-]
If you just relax, you may get hallucinations but they will be relaxed ones like a dream, they won't be scary at all because you will be calm. But you're more likely to just start dreaming as usual and fall back to sleep.
User avatar #143455 - iraniie (07/10/2014) [-]
thank you so much dude, I will send u a box of buttplugs
User avatar #142828 - makotoitou (07/08/2014) [-]
get a sleep wheelchair
User avatar #142831 - iraniie (07/08/2014) [-]
Well aren't u a funny guy
#121 - I ******* hate sleep paralysis, I get it *… 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis +1
#121 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Touching Shit. 0
#257 - I actually wrote my final graduation paper on "Can people… 07/06/2014 on Why we need to go to space 0
#839 - Hela huset in my ass The whole house in my ass 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#399 - It was much more simple One dollar cold buy u a whole house my son 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... 0
#392 - It didn't have to change my son I miss the old times  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... 0
User avatar #394 - anonimperiumreturn (07/04/2014) [-]
How was it back then?
User avatar #399 - iraniie (07/04/2014) [-]
It was much more simple
One dollar cold buy u a whole house my son
#378 - Hello my son Your name is confusing I say  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... +1
User avatar #391 - anonimperiumreturn (07/04/2014) [-]
It used to be anonimperium but one day everything changed.
User avatar #392 - iraniie (07/04/2014) [-]
It didn't have to change my son
I miss the old times
User avatar #394 - anonimperiumreturn (07/04/2014) [-]
How was it back then?
User avatar #399 - iraniie (07/04/2014) [-]
It was much more simple
One dollar cold buy u a whole house my son
#376 - I like the social stff you're implementing Been on this si…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... +2
User avatar #377 - anonimperiumreturn (07/04/2014) [-]
hi I'm anonimperiumreturn
User avatar #378 - iraniie (07/04/2014) [-]
Hello my son
Your name is confusing I say
User avatar #391 - anonimperiumreturn (07/04/2014) [-]
It used to be anonimperium but one day everything changed.
User avatar #392 - iraniie (07/04/2014) [-]
It didn't have to change my son
I miss the old times
User avatar #394 - anonimperiumreturn (07/04/2014) [-]
How was it back then?
User avatar #399 - iraniie (07/04/2014) [-]
It was much more simple
One dollar cold buy u a whole house my son
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#10211 - fridge  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name +1
User avatar #10212 - caffeinecommissar (07/01/2014) [-]
You son of a- thanks for warning me, it almost got away this time!
#10210 - is your frigde running?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name +1
User avatar #10211 - iraniie (07/01/2014) [-]
fridge
User avatar #10212 - caffeinecommissar (07/01/2014) [-]
You son of a- thanks for warning me, it almost got away this time!
#10060 - Naaah I wanted to roll u My son  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#10201 - caffeinecommissar (07/01/2014) [-]
That's great. So how can I help you?
User avatar #10210 - iraniie (07/01/2014) [-]
is your frigde running?
User avatar #10211 - iraniie (07/01/2014) [-]
fridge
User avatar #10212 - caffeinecommissar (07/01/2014) [-]
You son of a- thanks for warning me, it almost got away this time!
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THat was great and all but wtf
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