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#210 - **ipwnyoface rolls 64** a potato?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2010 on jesus loves me. -3
User avatar #211 - ipwnyoface (07/01/2010) [-]
i'll call close enough on that one.
#1016 - i know right? this is stupid.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2010 on you're not the only one... +1
#1031 - ikeelyou (07/01/2010) [-]
Yes. Thank you. +1 for you!
#4 - ughh... i hate being PM'd when someone makes a new comic... 06/30/2010 on The Many Adventures Of Link -5
#133 - ON IT NAOW!!! **** ... my phone has been replaced …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2010 on The Movies (Description) +1
User avatar #134 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
I would but... my phone just turned into a turkey sandwich.
#128 - **** , i thought maybe it was just my gravity that…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2010 on The Movies (Description) +1
User avatar #131 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
Call the polic-...
Call the fir-...
call... CALL A SCIENTIST!

User avatar #133 - ipwnyoface (06/30/2010) [-]
ON IT NAOW!!! shit... my phone has been replaced by porn magazines (probably due to the paradoxical situation) so umm... you call a scientist... and i will do something, completely irrelevant to the porn magazines i just found, in the bathroom. 0 gravity fapping.... FUCK YEAH
User avatar #134 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
I would but... my phone just turned into a turkey sandwich.
#128 - do thumbs really matter? the point is, that people are getting… 06/30/2010 on DO IT 0
#124 - I agree with this guy agreeing with me cause i agreed to him ^…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2010 on The Movies (Description) +3
User avatar #125 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
I don't think we avoided a paradoxical situation, seeing as gravity has stopped working here.
User avatar #128 - ipwnyoface (06/30/2010) [-]
fuck, i thought maybe it was just my gravity that stopped working... what do we do?
User avatar #131 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
Call the polic-...
Call the fir-...
call... CALL A SCIENTIST!

User avatar #133 - ipwnyoface (06/30/2010) [-]
ON IT NAOW!!! shit... my phone has been replaced by porn magazines (probably due to the paradoxical situation) so umm... you call a scientist... and i will do something, completely irrelevant to the porn magazines i just found, in the bathroom. 0 gravity fapping.... FUCK YEAH
User avatar #134 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
I would but... my phone just turned into a turkey sandwich.
#115 - i agree with this guy ^  [+] (7 new replies) 06/30/2010 on The Movies (Description) +4
User avatar #122 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
I agree with this guy agreeing with me ^
User avatar #124 - ipwnyoface (06/30/2010) [-]
I agree with this guy agreeing with me cause i agreed to him ^ (do you think we should end it now in order to avoid a paradoxical situation?
User avatar #125 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
I don't think we avoided a paradoxical situation, seeing as gravity has stopped working here.
User avatar #128 - ipwnyoface (06/30/2010) [-]
fuck, i thought maybe it was just my gravity that stopped working... what do we do?
User avatar #131 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
Call the polic-...
Call the fir-...
call... CALL A SCIENTIST!

User avatar #133 - ipwnyoface (06/30/2010) [-]
ON IT NAOW!!! shit... my phone has been replaced by porn magazines (probably due to the paradoxical situation) so umm... you call a scientist... and i will do something, completely irrelevant to the porn magazines i just found, in the bathroom. 0 gravity fapping.... FUCK YEAH
User avatar #134 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
I would but... my phone just turned into a turkey sandwich.
#114 - i call ******** , if anyone actually draws chibi/a…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/30/2010 on The Movies (Description) +11
#117 - Moushi (06/30/2010) [-]
BAAWWWWW
And yeah
I did slap my friend
She was a bitch anyway
This just gave me enough reason to do it.
#118 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2010) [-]
Yes, breaking up with a friend for having her own opinion is the politically correct and morally good thing to do.

You're a dick.
#119 - Moushi (06/30/2010) [-]
You said that before, and I still dont care~
#120 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2010) [-]
That just proves my point.
#121 - Moushi (06/30/2010) [-]
Again
BAAAWWWWW
User avatar #126 - EpicFacePalm (06/30/2010) [-]
Again
Die in a fire


No wait... get AIDS, THEN die in a fire.
#142 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2010) [-]
Slowly.
#17 - retoast! slightly crunchy...obviously intentional though, no a… 06/30/2010 on Epic Win 0
#49 - yours was a video, this is a gif... seperate, and since YOU ac… 06/30/2010 on SUPERFLY +1
#70 - ohhh... yah that too...  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2010 on they said 0
#71 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
i have a pitbull and thats all too fucked up
#74 - awesomosaurous (06/29/2010) [-]
my sister has a staffie he's fucking adorable he's scared of cats so they ca'nt be all bad i say it's the owner not the dog like they'ver taught them to fight and bite kids but thats awful about that little dog :( icheal vick needs to have his ass fucked with a rake and shot 22 times in the skull nyone agree i hate it when people hurt animals who ca'nt defend themselves just proves what cowards they are "i ca'nt beat up that man over there but instead i'll beat up my wife,girlfriend,a child,animal" it's a cowards way
#76 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
yea its fucking retarded. my dog is such a good dog. hes kind of a pussy though. loud noises scare him. like if a truck drives by it scares him. and hes a pitbull. hes a nice dog. ppl like vick need to go to jail for a long time
#77 - awesomosaurous (06/29/2010) [-]
i agree gree i couldnt live without my sisters dog (homer) or my dog(barnie) both are named after the simpsons characetrs for various reasons
#68 - michael vick just made the dogs fight, and then electrocuted them.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2010 on they said 0
#69 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
and drowned them, and hung them, and starved them
User avatar #70 - ipwnyoface (06/29/2010) [-]
ohhh... yah that too...
#71 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
i have a pitbull and thats all too fucked up
#74 - awesomosaurous (06/29/2010) [-]
my sister has a staffie he's fucking adorable he's scared of cats so they ca'nt be all bad i say it's the owner not the dog like they'ver taught them to fight and bite kids but thats awful about that little dog :( icheal vick needs to have his ass fucked with a rake and shot 22 times in the skull nyone agree i hate it when people hurt animals who ca'nt defend themselves just proves what cowards they are "i ca'nt beat up that man over there but instead i'll beat up my wife,girlfriend,a child,animal" it's a cowards way
#76 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
yea its fucking retarded. my dog is such a good dog. hes kind of a pussy though. loud noises scare him. like if a truck drives by it scares him. and hes a pitbull. hes a nice dog. ppl like vick need to go to jail for a long time
#77 - awesomosaurous (06/29/2010) [-]
i agree gree i couldnt live without my sisters dog (homer) or my dog(barnie) both are named after the simpsons characetrs for various reasons
#402 - lulz... you said penance too....hehehe 06/29/2010 on FJ Story +1
#62 - i made a post about it a while ago. they're beating a dog to d…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2010 on they said 0
#67 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
michael vick needs to go back to jail
User avatar #68 - ipwnyoface (06/29/2010) [-]
michael vick just made the dogs fight, and then electrocuted them.
#69 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
and drowned them, and hung them, and starved them
User avatar #70 - ipwnyoface (06/29/2010) [-]
ohhh... yah that too...
#71 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
i have a pitbull and thats all too fucked up
#74 - awesomosaurous (06/29/2010) [-]
my sister has a staffie he's fucking adorable he's scared of cats so they ca'nt be all bad i say it's the owner not the dog like they'ver taught them to fight and bite kids but thats awful about that little dog :( icheal vick needs to have his ass fucked with a rake and shot 22 times in the skull nyone agree i hate it when people hurt animals who ca'nt defend themselves just proves what cowards they are "i ca'nt beat up that man over there but instead i'll beat up my wife,girlfriend,a child,animal" it's a cowards way
#76 - SadisticApprentice (06/29/2010) [-]
yea its fucking retarded. my dog is such a good dog. hes kind of a pussy though. loud noises scare him. like if a truck drives by it scares him. and hes a pitbull. hes a nice dog. ppl like vick need to go to jail for a long time
#77 - awesomosaurous (06/29/2010) [-]
i agree gree i couldnt live without my sisters dog (homer) or my dog(barnie) both are named after the simpsons characetrs for various reasons
#394 - i know right? this dude is a retard, and should stop posting, …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2010 on FJ Story +1
#401 - FoulBachelorFrogs (06/29/2010) [-]
you said "penance" lol
User avatar #402 - ipwnyoface (06/29/2010) [-]
lulz... you said penance too....hehehe
#13 - this party has been ruu-een'd is what you meant to say. 06/28/2010 on Cooh Hwhip 0
#108 - funny reposted content which not everyone has seen, is better … 06/28/2010 on FJ Introduction 0
#4 - i disagree; and i say this due to the fact, that something i f… 06/24/2010 on Pedo bear 0
#7 - *facepalm* 06/24/2010 on Family Guy +1
#18 - every effin time i here about this meme, i'm just like... &quo… 06/24/2010 on only one man can find waldo +1
#12 - makes sense.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2010 on Cool Advertisment 0
User avatar #18 - aamann (06/24/2010) [-]
so I just downloaded the pic and zoomed in because the enlarge button mysteriously disappeared, and it says that it's an "eye scanning camera". So if it can't see your eyes, it's gonna show the dude beating his wife
#9 - bipod perhaps?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2010 on Cool Advertisment 0
User avatar #10 - aamann (06/24/2010) [-]
it's probably a distance thing.
User avatar #12 - ipwnyoface (06/24/2010) [-]
makes sense.
User avatar #18 - aamann (06/24/2010) [-]
so I just downloaded the pic and zoomed in because the enlarge button mysteriously disappeared, and it says that it's an "eye scanning camera". So if it can't see your eyes, it's gonna show the dude beating his wife
#2 - This..what...i dont....this is terrible... 06/24/2010 on New Moon HAA +1
#547 - have you considered that perhaps she likes this dude? don't be…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2010 on Toy Story Argument 0
User avatar #557 - Gowna getcha (06/23/2010) [-]
Im trying to help her. Shes been through so many bad relationships. This guys an epic douchebag asshole. Who is also extremely violent. I have loved her for a few years and now I had no problem with her other boyfriends. I didnt know them. but I know this guy.
(note to self when in need of trolers go to /b/

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User avatar #41 - Automated (10/08/2011) [-]
I miss you :'(
User avatar #39 - xxxrmartiinxxx (08/04/2011) [-]
your content sucks
User avatar #40 to #50 - ipwnyoface (08/05/2011) [-]
My feelings are so hurt.
User avatar #25 - Automated (04/22/2011) [-]
Hello!!!
So, I was thinking, you know the little purple lines at the Side of the comments? Well, do you think it's possible to get them all the way over to the other side of the page?
User avatar #26 to #36 - Automated (04/22/2011) [-]
<----------- that line :)
User avatar #27 to #37 - ipwnyoface (04/22/2011) [-]
HI AGAIN! and to answer your question; you aren't allowed to reply once it reaches roughly 10 replies or so. but, in a completely unrelated topic, how are you?
User avatar #28 to #38 - Automated (04/22/2011) [-]
Aw, that's a shame :(

And I'm good thank you :) it's been a while since we last spoke, I've missed you :D. How are you?
User avatar #29 to #39 - ipwnyoface (04/22/2011) [-]
i've missed you too! i'm well; i've been playing portal 2 lately. played any good games as of late?
User avatar #30 to #40 - Automated (04/22/2011) [-]
Monopoly, mainly. Occasionally I'll play Buckaroo, but it gets me frustrated.

Jokes :P I'm mainly on CoD, but I've 'borrowed' my friends left for dead 2 disk. When I say 'borrowed' I mean 'never giving it back'.
User avatar #31 to #41 - ipwnyoface (04/22/2011) [-]
you play on the 360? i would play with you, but i sold my copy of left 4 dead 2 today :(
User avatar #32 to #42 - Automated (04/22/2011) [-]
Yeah, that's a shame :( I hope you got good money for it :P

Also, last time we spoke, if I remember rightly, you were supposed to be doing a science paper/essay/experiment thing, did you manage to get it done? I know it's a strange thing to remember :P
User avatar #33 to #43 - ipwnyoface (04/22/2011) [-]
i got about 17 dollars for it, which is pretty good i thought. and i don't recall the exact paper that you are talking about, but i have been doing good lately with school work. it's college applications and scholarships that have been getting me down lately :(
User avatar #34 to #44 - Automated (04/22/2011) [-]
17 dollars, I think that's about 10 pounds over here :) not bad!
We don't have scholarships over here (I don't think). I've never understood the school system in America, I'm not the brightest :P

Off subject a bit, but what time is it where you are?
User avatar #35 to #45 - ipwnyoface (04/22/2011) [-]
it's 9:16 pm right now. i didn't know you were english; pretty cool to know! Basically a scholarship is a company or a person saying "if you know a certain subject, i will give you money to learn more about this subject." pretty neat actually.
User avatar #37 to #46 - Automated (04/22/2011) [-]
But just incase I don't reply, you know why :P
User avatar #36 to #46 - Automated (04/22/2011) [-]
It's 2:20am here, very tired, but you're very cool, so I'd rather talk to you :)
Ah, I see, that is cool, people aren't nice enough to do that over here :P
User avatar #38 to #47 - ipwnyoface (04/22/2011) [-]
oh man, it's quite late, and i feel honored to keep you up lol. sorry i'm not responding, my funnyjunk is being foolish.
User avatar #22 - Automated (01/09/2011) [-]
So I was sat, and I was thinking, "Do you know who I haven't talked to in a while? ipwnyoface!"

So here I am :) How are you?
User avatar #23 to #31 - ipwnyoface (01/10/2011) [-]
hello :D i'm very well, and yourself? also, you can call me kyle.
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User avatar #18 - FreeMind (12/01/2010) [-]
haha i always see your name on **** :D
User avatar #19 to #18 - ipwnyoface (12/01/2010) [-]
that, sir, is because i am always in the **** section! which posts did you see me on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - FreeMind (12/01/2010) [-]
well i've seen you on discussions with thumbwhores, one guy who said you were fat and you posted your facebook account...and more
yeah i am a stalker
User avatar #21 to #20 - ipwnyoface (12/01/2010) [-]
ohhh yeah... i leveled up 3 times from that facebook one O.o it shocked me, as i thought i was going to be part of the thumbs down apocalypse.
User avatar #11 - lolmatoes (11/19/2010) [-]
You sir. I think I love you.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ipwnyoface (11/20/2010) [-]
i love you too :D why exactly do you love me?
User avatar #13 to #12 - lolmatoes (11/21/2010) [-]
Your comment, "Could you retype that without using your forhead." Made me lol' hard.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ipwnyoface (11/21/2010) [-]
lmao, oh yeah. that guy was a prick...
User avatar #15 to #14 - lolmatoes (11/21/2010) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ipwnyoface (11/23/2010) [-]
so, what ended up happening to that post and stuff? i was gone for the weekend, and when i was able to check finally, it had been deleted.
User avatar #17 to #16 - lolmatoes (11/23/2010) [-]
I'm not sure, I didn't follow it.
User avatar #9 - holycrapiliektoast (10/07/2010) [-]
uz stole mah avatar
#10 to #9 - ipwnyoface (10/08/2010) [-]
:O oh noes! i did! i be sorry!
User avatar #8 - Automated (09/05/2010) [-]
Eyup :)

Because I'm generally a nice person, I'm going to subscribe to you :D
User avatar #7 - SuperSayianObama (08/19/2010) [-]
WHY HAS U STOLEN MY AVATAR :P Jus kidding there's enough mario porn to go around :P I sent you a friend request.
#5 - Anamaguchi **User deleted account** (07/11/2010) [-]
check out who just got a dedication :D
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/606990/Funny+Graffiti+Compilation+pt3/
(a t the bottom)
User avatar #6 to #5 - ipwnyoface (07/11/2010) [-]
:O that's awesome! i was like "anamaguchi got dedicated in someones compilation :)" and then i was like "O.o wai-wai-wait... thats me :D i gets a dedication!" thanks very much dude! i appreciate it :)
User avatar #3 - CollinTB (07/10/2010) [-]
Your avatar gives me a raging boner.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ipwnyoface (07/10/2010) [-]
:D you too?
#1 - SALTLICKER **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
It's about time Mario hit that!
User avatar #2 - ipwnyoface (06/12/2010) [-]
XD no more "princess is in another castle" ******** , cause he is in the princess' castle, if ya'know what im sayin :D
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