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Interests: Masterful debating, debating masts, debating en masse
Date Signed Up:3/12/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#11 - **** dude. That was intense.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Cute girls, saying cute... +1
#12 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
Tell me something I don't know. There is a reason why I called him one of the best mangakas out there.
#23 - u wot m8? I haven't actually seen any of the fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Q&A with Saber +1
User avatar #34 - megaton (12/12/2014) [-]
it has really good fight scenes. but the love scenes are borderline creepy sometimes. the only good thing is knowing that we get to see gilgamesh with a little sister. and she is insane
#124 - Picture 12/11/2014 on Wood Ring. 0
#56 - Just had to make sure. 12/10/2014 on ipwnallnubz's profile 0
#45 - Just one of the many services I offer. 12/10/2014 on Sleep Is For The Weak +1
#38 - This is life changing information.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Sleep Is For The Weak +2
User avatar #39 - bluefootbird (12/10/2014) [-]
Studies suggest it's better than cramming.

But your sarcasm warms my heart. The sweetest of nectars.
#50 - aaronsalsa (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't cram, and I try to get sleep but the stress is overwhelming.

Its easy to say "GET MORE SLEEP DUMB COLLEGE KID" and "DONT CRAM"

But at the end of the day the stress keeps me up and I don't cram. The only cramming I am doing is for a Javascript final due tommarow but in my defense Javascript is shit and I had to create a blackjack game + Log In system for a website + A Shopping Cart + Admin Login with access to areas not allowed without Admin Key. Fuckme.

My point is that we do not cram because we want to, we cram because it is finals, and finals are a bitch. So shut up and stop commenting "Useful Information" when we are old enough to know how to take care of ourselves
User avatar #53 - bluefootbird (12/10/2014) [-]
Fiiiiine.

Ignore the research and my good intentions. I finished college and grad school twice, I've stayed up all night cramming and I've gotten shit done way ahead of time so I could sleep. I'm not trying to judge you, I'm just trying to prevent people from making the mistakes I made when I was a Freshman/Sophomore.

So...good luck with your finals! That part of college blows...
User avatar #57 - aaronsalsa (12/10/2014) [-]
When you say you completed College twice, does that you mean you obtained two different degrees?
User avatar #58 - bluefootbird (12/10/2014) [-]
undergrad once, graduate school twice--three degrees.

Fearing adulthood, I went to grad school instead.
#45 - ipwnallnubz (12/10/2014) [-]
Just one of the many services I offer.
#54 - whitepyros, have you checked out Cr1TiKaL yet?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on ipwnallnubz's profile 0
#55 - whitepyros (12/10/2014) [-]
yes, yes i have
User avatar #56 - ipwnallnubz (12/10/2014) [-]
Just had to make sure.
#23 - Picture 12/07/2014 on actual oc +1
#66 - Well, I was never real big on either. I almost always just had… 12/07/2014 on Mah boi +1
#21 - Just gotta hope the trunk doesn't tear when you try to pull it…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on actual oc +1
User avatar #22 - gabeos (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh god
It shoots plastic butterflies up your ass
#23 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
#64 - Yeah, froglegs usually have them. It's like chicken and noodle…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Mah boi 0
User avatar #65 - wersand (12/07/2014) [-]
Yea, I don't want my meat to feel like chewing gum. Plus I've never really missed "nuggets." I pretty much do tenders exclusively now.
User avatar #77 - roflnaut (12/07/2014) [-]
Chicken tenders are godly.
And kind of expensive too. I like to make them though.
User avatar #66 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, I was never real big on either. I almost always just had a burger and fries.
#53 - So? As long as it's still from the same animal, eat it.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Mah boi 0
User avatar #62 - wersand (12/07/2014) [-]
Dude, have you ever had a vein in your food, it's chewy as shit. Almost like pure tendon.
User avatar #64 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, froglegs usually have them. It's like chicken and noodles, except it's a lot of chicken with just a few noodles.
User avatar #65 - wersand (12/07/2014) [-]
Yea, I don't want my meat to feel like chewing gum. Plus I've never really missed "nuggets." I pretty much do tenders exclusively now.
User avatar #77 - roflnaut (12/07/2014) [-]
Chicken tenders are godly.
And kind of expensive too. I like to make them though.
User avatar #66 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, I was never real big on either. I almost always just had a burger and fries.
#17 - I thought that was a dildo before I enlarged it.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on actual oc +1
User avatar #20 - gabeos (12/07/2014) [-]
if you're brave enough
User avatar #21 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Just gotta hope the trunk doesn't tear when you try to pull it out after it gets blown into your rectum.
User avatar #22 - gabeos (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh god
It shoots plastic butterflies up your ass
#23 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
#136 - Of course, my brother in perversion. 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... +2
#133 - Nope. Sadly, I don't really have a solution.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... +1
User avatar #135 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's been fun discussing lewd things with you. I'll be here all day if you want to start another conversation

And tomorrow... and the day after... because there is not escaping this site...
#136 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Of course, my brother in perversion.
#130 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... +1
#132 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
I was worried that I was alone on that for so long!
#133 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Sadly, I don't really have a solution.
User avatar #135 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's been fun discussing lewd things with you. I'll be here all day if you want to start another conversation

And tomorrow... and the day after... because there is not escaping this site...
#136 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Of course, my brother in perversion.
#125 - fair enough I just realized we had a civil discussion abou…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... +1
User avatar #127 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Aren't there pictures like "Men discussing basically anything: (insert apes going crazy with chaos) - Men discussing porn: (insert a big NATO meeting or something)"

Also, am I the only one who has the problem of liking flat-chested hentai but they always end up having loli or some shit in with them, which is a turn-off?
#130 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
#132 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
I was worried that I was alone on that for so long!
#133 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Sadly, I don't really have a solution.
User avatar #135 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's been fun discussing lewd things with you. I'll be here all day if you want to start another conversation

And tomorrow... and the day after... because there is not escaping this site...
#136 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Of course, my brother in perversion.
#118 - Interesting. I, for one, think it's weird when they cum with n…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... +2
User avatar #122 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
That's the part that I just let it remain a fantasy. I mean, it just isn't attractive for me 90% of the time when they do have balls, and I guess it's just too much of an actual transexual? Idk, fantasies are hott, not logical apparently. xD
User avatar #125 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
fair enough
I just realized we had a civil discussion about futas. Not something that happens everyday.
User avatar #127 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Aren't there pictures like "Men discussing basically anything: (insert apes going crazy with chaos) - Men discussing porn: (insert a big NATO meeting or something)"

Also, am I the only one who has the problem of liking flat-chested hentai but they always end up having loli or some shit in with them, which is a turn-off?
#130 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
#132 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
I was worried that I was alone on that for so long!
#133 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Sadly, I don't really have a solution.
User avatar #135 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's been fun discussing lewd things with you. I'll be here all day if you want to start another conversation

And tomorrow... and the day after... because there is not escaping this site...
#136 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Of course, my brother in perversion.
#109 - I'd say we're just desensitized. If you told someone in real l…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... +2
User avatar #110 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
But it's only dick girls. No balls. There are very few cases where I like it with the balls, and that's usually because it's a really well drawn pic. I'm very peculiar when it comes to my girls with dicks.
User avatar #118 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Interesting. I, for one, think it's weird when they cum with no balls. It just doesn't make sense to me.
User avatar #122 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
That's the part that I just let it remain a fantasy. I mean, it just isn't attractive for me 90% of the time when they do have balls, and I guess it's just too much of an actual transexual? Idk, fantasies are hott, not logical apparently. xD
User avatar #125 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
fair enough
I just realized we had a civil discussion about futas. Not something that happens everyday.
User avatar #127 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Aren't there pictures like "Men discussing basically anything: (insert apes going crazy with chaos) - Men discussing porn: (insert a big NATO meeting or something)"

Also, am I the only one who has the problem of liking flat-chested hentai but they always end up having loli or some shit in with them, which is a turn-off?
#130 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
#132 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
I was worried that I was alone on that for so long!
#133 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Sadly, I don't really have a solution.
User avatar #135 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's been fun discussing lewd things with you. I'll be here all day if you want to start another conversation

And tomorrow... and the day after... because there is not escaping this site...
#136 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Of course, my brother in perversion.
#106 - I guess either one, really. Is there actually futa action in w… 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... 0
#97 - Is this from futabu or something else?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... 0
User avatar #98 - sanitarysan (12/07/2014) [-]
are you talking about the character or the manga its from?
User avatar #106 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
I guess either one, really. Is there actually futa action in whatever this is?
#96 - Why, yes they did, and if I ever get some time to myself, I'll…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... +1
User avatar #100 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to check those out later...

I mean I'm totally not into that stuff, sicko! Who would ever like stuff as weird as futa?!

...I honestly don't even know if that's a weird fetish or not anymore since the internet has shown me much, much worse, so I don't know if I'm just desensitized or not...
User avatar #109 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
I'd say we're just desensitized. If you told someone in real life that you liked dick girls, they'd be seriously worried. Or they would be, if we were into that.
User avatar #110 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
But it's only dick girls. No balls. There are very few cases where I like it with the balls, and that's usually because it's a really well drawn pic. I'm very peculiar when it comes to my girls with dicks.
User avatar #118 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Interesting. I, for one, think it's weird when they cum with no balls. It just doesn't make sense to me.
User avatar #122 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
That's the part that I just let it remain a fantasy. I mean, it just isn't attractive for me 90% of the time when they do have balls, and I guess it's just too much of an actual transexual? Idk, fantasies are hott, not logical apparently. xD
User avatar #125 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
fair enough
I just realized we had a civil discussion about futas. Not something that happens everyday.
User avatar #127 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Aren't there pictures like "Men discussing basically anything: (insert apes going crazy with chaos) - Men discussing porn: (insert a big NATO meeting or something)"

Also, am I the only one who has the problem of liking flat-chested hentai but they always end up having loli or some shit in with them, which is a turn-off?
#130 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
#132 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
I was worried that I was alone on that for so long!
#133 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Sadly, I don't really have a solution.
User avatar #135 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's been fun discussing lewd things with you. I'll be here all day if you want to start another conversation

And tomorrow... and the day after... because there is not escaping this site...
#136 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Of course, my brother in perversion.
#51 - No no no. Amagi brilliant park is good. It's by kyoani, but th… 12/07/2014 on ranks 0
#50 - No no no. Amagi brilliant park is good. It's by kyoani, but th… 12/07/2014 on ranks 0
#82 - I can confirm this.  [+] (16 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Showing ME!ME!ME! to your... +2
User avatar #114 - sanitarysan (12/07/2014) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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well its from a manga called "ana satsujin" and it is a man with a penis
User avatar #88 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Didn't they animate a few episodes of it?
...not that I would know...

b-baka
User avatar #96 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Why, yes they did, and if I ever get some time to myself, I'll be watching it.
And these people draw some great stuff, though it's not in a series or anything: chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=mofuringu
chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=ubanis
User avatar #100 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to check those out later...

I mean I'm totally not into that stuff, sicko! Who would ever like stuff as weird as futa?!

...I honestly don't even know if that's a weird fetish or not anymore since the internet has shown me much, much worse, so I don't know if I'm just desensitized or not...
User avatar #109 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
I'd say we're just desensitized. If you told someone in real life that you liked dick girls, they'd be seriously worried. Or they would be, if we were into that.
User avatar #110 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
But it's only dick girls. No balls. There are very few cases where I like it with the balls, and that's usually because it's a really well drawn pic. I'm very peculiar when it comes to my girls with dicks.
User avatar #118 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Interesting. I, for one, think it's weird when they cum with no balls. It just doesn't make sense to me.
User avatar #122 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
That's the part that I just let it remain a fantasy. I mean, it just isn't attractive for me 90% of the time when they do have balls, and I guess it's just too much of an actual transexual? Idk, fantasies are hott, not logical apparently. xD
User avatar #125 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
fair enough
I just realized we had a civil discussion about futas. Not something that happens everyday.
User avatar #127 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Aren't there pictures like "Men discussing basically anything: (insert apes going crazy with chaos) - Men discussing porn: (insert a big NATO meeting or something)"

Also, am I the only one who has the problem of liking flat-chested hentai but they always end up having loli or some shit in with them, which is a turn-off?
#130 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
#132 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
I was worried that I was alone on that for so long!
#133 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Sadly, I don't really have a solution.
User avatar #135 - AnomynousUser (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's been fun discussing lewd things with you. I'll be here all day if you want to start another conversation

And tomorrow... and the day after... because there is not escaping this site...
#136 - ipwnallnubz (12/07/2014) [-]
Of course, my brother in perversion.
#95 - moomootv (12/07/2014) [-]
oh why yes they did and my god were they great
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User avatar #54 to #53 - ipwnallnubz (12/10/2014) [-]
whitepyros, have you checked out Cr1TiKaL yet?
#55 to #54 - whitepyros (12/10/2014) [-]
yes, yes i have
User avatar #56 to #55 - ipwnallnubz (12/10/2014) [-]
Just had to make sure.
#43 - jedic (12/05/2011) [-]
It's a semi-depressing Anime.


(Replying here, because can't on the thread. I'll leave if you want.)
#44 to #45 - ipwnallnubz (12/05/2011) [-]
I'm not sure I would really like an anime that's depressing, and I'm struggling to find related pics.
I'm not sure I would really like an anime that's depressing, and I'm struggling to find related pics.
#45 to #46 - jedic (12/05/2011) [-]
Well, if you like Clannad or Slice of Life Anime that are not all about Comedy it's pretty good.
Well, if you like Clannad or Slice of Life Anime that are not all about Comedy it's pretty good.
User avatar #46 to #47 - ipwnallnubz (12/05/2011) [-]
Well, I'm part-way through Clannad, and I like it, so maybe someday I'll watch it, but I've already got a pretty serious "to-watch" list.
#47 to #48 - jedic (12/05/2011) [-]
If you don't mind, may I ask what Anime are on the list?
User avatar #48 to #49 - ipwnallnubz (12/05/2011) [-]
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/ipwnallnubz
All of the ones under plan to watch. If the link gets deleted, just tell me.
#49 to #50 - jedic (12/05/2011) [-]
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai, Azumanga Daioh, Mitsudomoe, Nichijou, School Rumble, Maria†Holic, Angel Beats, and Excel Saga are all pretty good but on my personal opinion School Days was pretty bad and Deadman's Wonderland was extremely predictable. Anyhow, I like the list and I'll probably grab a few things from it if you don't mind.
#50 to #51 - ipwnallnubz (12/05/2011) [-]
Fine by me.
Fine by me.
#33 - flybager (06/28/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #31 - gluefactory (06/28/2011) [-]
Your profile has you as male, yet you post over and over a picuter of some pointie eared thing. What the nelly?
#32 to #32 - ipwnallnubz (06/28/2011) [-]
Yeah, I am a guy, but I use those because they make good reaction pics. I hardly ever have to use this one.
#10 - dontthumbmeup (05/15/2011) [-]
why isn't your gif profile picture moving?
User avatar #11 to #11 - ipwnallnubz (05/15/2011) [-]
I forgot to change the batteries.
#12 to #12 - dontthumbmeup (05/15/2011) [-]
oh okay then

so have you been thumbing me down?
#13 to #13 - ipwnallnubz (05/15/2011) [-]
The one's that I've seen on posts plus three more (that was the present).
#14 to #14 - dontthumbmeup (05/15/2011) [-]
wait...PEOPLE ARE thumbING ME UP?
#15 to #15 - ipwnallnubz (05/15/2011) [-]
'fraid so. Sorry man.
#18 to #18 - dontthumbmeup (05/15/2011) [-]
stop posting that picture
User avatar #5 - hundredninjas (04/22/2011) [-]
Because It's Fun
User avatar #6 to #6 - ipwnallnubz (04/22/2011) [-]
Hmm. I Think I See What You Mean. It Is Rather Entertaining.
#7 to #7 - hundredninjas (04/22/2011) [-]
I Must Concur
I Must Concur
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User avatar #2 to #1 - ipwnallnubz (03/29/2011) [-]
I clicked your name by accident, so I friended you.
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