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I'm assuming you're joking, but just on the off chance you aren't, take every last negative trait about donald trump, every last one, now add in the fact he would love to turn america into a christian theocracy
How does it feel to be roasted this hard?
"roasted" Just because someone has decided that because he now (after spending months pretending he never would) supports Donald Trump, he's actually an amazing man does nothing to make Cruz anything less than a disgusting slimeball
Could you clarify who you are referring to when you say "he"? Are you refering to anon, Trump, or Cruz (least likely)?
Also, apologies for the poke-fun roasted comment, but I don't understand why you specifically consider Ted Cruz a slime ball? He's a proponent for western Judaeo-Christian values and enforcement of the constitution. I assume you disagree with the former?
I'm referring to Cruz, because I've seen the perception on him do a complete 180 since Cruz started supporting Trump, as for what makes him a slime ball, that is a list that is much to long to fully put here, but let me just name a few examples: He's basically called for the assassination of the leader of Iran, just because he knew it would resonate with his voters, he's a consumate liar who will in any given debate spew falsehood after falsehood, with the intent to overwhelm his opponent so that they're too busy keeping up with his lies to counter his arguments (thus the nickname "Lying Ted") He called for carpet bombing ISIS, which anyone who's been around long enough or looked at Vietnam means that there would be massive civilian casualties, hell, even most right wing pundits knew and pointed this out. Also the whole "judeo christian values" thing strikes me in a similar way to when Milo said that Judeo Christian values were the foundation of any good society, (doubly ironic when those same values had him molested by a priest) meanwhile my experience with those values has proven that the focus on having a "nuclear family" results in psychological issues that get shoved under the rug, just like what was happening in the 50's, I was raised in such a family, my father was abusive, my mother to this day has extreme anxiety issues, and my father sexually and physically abused me, but I couldn't talk about it because it would undermine his authority.
lol molestation is not a Judaeo-Christian value, its a sin. TBH i think some pedo's become priests to try and make up for their sick "urges", but then it backfires.... Badly...
I'm sorry about what your father did to you and your mother, but nothing I say will ease those memories and experiences, so I won't try.
As for "lying ted," I'd love to hear a specific example. He's by no means a perfect man, but he's mainly anti-establishment and overall wants the best for this country. Of course, I'm willing to change my opinion on politics when evidence is provided.
if you want an example, watch his debate with Bernie Sanders, people have spent a decent amount of time debunking every BS thing he said, and meanwhile to people who wouldn't know, he seems to have "won" the debate, other examples include such gems as "The Obama administration has even joined Islamist governments in sponsoring a U.N. resolution that would shred our First Amendment by threatening to make discussion of radical Islamism potentially illegal." and when talking about The Iran deal, says it "trusts the Iranians to inspect themselves." both of which are demonstrable falsehoods
I'll try and watch that debate.
Can you demonstrate those falsehoods?
Bah, nvm, I'll just be more critical of ol' Teddy from now on.
well that's good, I think every politician's feet need to be held to the fire, just so happens a lot of right-wingers manage to magically fly under the radar because they are so egregious in their falsehoods
Hey man, as long as you hold every politician accountable for the bullshit they do, petty bullshit or not, I have no quarrel with you.
(no quarrel with you on politics, at least)
fair enough, have a good one, man
Did you ever listen to the man? ever? once? I'm willing to bet no because your ignorance of Cruz's political agenda is showing for the world to see by lumping it all together in saying "he wants to make a christian theocracy"
He's first and foremost a constitutional Conservative, which means he would respect the constitution, which involve the right to free practice of religion, and also means he would not enforce a state church as you so stupidly suggest.
He's said things about returning to Judaeo-Christian values, this does not mean making masturbation illegal.he means putting value on the family, the nuclear family that has been proven to be the most effective in raising stable children. Also he'd be big on not forcing churches to recognize or be forced to perform wedding ceremonies. This doesn't' mean he'd force all gay marriages to end, because if you did even a small tiny little bit of research you would know that gays have been able to get married for years under a little thing called civil union in pretty much ever state, and those that were holding out were well on their way to allowing it without out overlords in black robes stepping in.
He also advocated term limits for senators so we could get rid of those entrenched corrupt politicians (who have done nothing all their life but get rich in politics, in fact he's still advocating for that), a flat tax or fair tax so every one would actually pay fair amount instead of putting the burden on 40% of Americans. He advocated school choice, the wall, a crack down on illegal immigration, which is the biggest problem we have here because of how they leech off the system,
I could go on for many paragraphs about the policies he advocated that had nothing to do with his religious belief but I'm willing to bet you don't care and either stopped reading or have your head so far up your ass that nothing said to you will actually matter. Have a good day.
tl:dr: no u
the fact we live in a day and age where Ted Cruz is being treated like a respectable human being and I'm getting chewed out for pointing out how full of shit he is is baffling, hell, most users on this site a year ago were talking about how much he's an awful spineless subhuman he is when they weren't just joking about him being the zodiac killer. Hell, look at his father, who he doesn't ever seem to announce that he disagrees with, who argues that separation of church and state should be one sided, as in churches being allowed to affect the state. Hell, if anything Cruz has sounded in favor of that, then again you've made it clear you think the wall is a good thing and therefore you will either ignore my point or are too busy sniffing republican farts to have any modicum of rational thought left
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