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- I, for one, am glad we haven't found adamantium.
Brainlet solves NASA and...
aaand thanks for the PTSD ... I almost forgot the horros.
Hell yeah DF!
It's a reference to a game called dwarf fortress. In dwarf fortress, adamantium is ridiculously useful, but only exists as a thin shell between your meticulously crafted fortress and an almost endless onslaught of demons.
On that note, I'd absolutely recommend dwarf fortress, but it comes with the disclaimer that the difficulty curve to this game is just a wall. Forget Dark Souls or anything like that, dwarf fortress is a game where you must be prepared for everything to be destroyed time and time again. It's also a pain to even learn how to play.
This shit sounds like game of thrones. Like every time you get attached to something is it violently dies.
Let me tell you a story of one of my first times playing dwarf fortress. I read somewhere that if you expose your trash area to the open air, the rotting meat doesn't stink up your hallways and upset your dwarf. So, naturally, I decided to do that. However, I zoned it wrong - my dwarf miner mined the outside first while standing on the inside, until he was standing on a platform that he personally disconnected from any support, and plummeted down the hole into the pile of trash
and now, rubble.
Quite as you'd expect, he was badly injured by the incident. Problem was, I hadn't set up a hospital yet, so he just went to bed to sleep it off. Unfortunately, he slipped into a coma and eventually died of thirst.
His wife was not allocated another bed. Every day for several months, she lay in bed next to her rotting husband. Eventually, the horror
overcame her, and she went totally mad, and with no military or police set up to stop her, decided to drag his body through the halls. The other dwarfs found this quite upsetting, not least because he stank to high hell, and were also eventually driven mad.
And so, my entire fortress devolved into a suicidal rage, because one fucking miner dug a hole wrong.
- Had a Gojulas Giga with 2 ultra Zs, then one day I just kinda …
- Sorta kinda related.
Dancer Of Death
- The girls are Inazuma, Ikazuchi, Hibiki, and Akatsuki from Kan…
When people are such pedos...
- You monster. What have you linked us to?
Life of a manlet
- >> #40 ,
Life of a manlet
- Why are they feeding whole apples to a dog?
Well that dog clearly has autism so maybe he only eats fruits.
- Fighting off mosquitos while trying to pick raspberries is bad…
- **** dude, 30km/s and you lived to tell the tale? Pretty sure …
OH SHIT I SEE MY MISTAKE!!!! I meant 30km/h xD
Well maybe not 30 km/s... It was a long time ago
- Fairly certain Tueller was playing Lili Marlene.
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