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#11 - I'll try Even if it hurts... The Legend?  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Awakened 0
#12 - saladpounder (4 hours ago) [-]
Giant dad of course. If you don't know jack shit about the whole thing, just look up "giant dad" or you can have this: www.gamefaqs.com/boards/693331-dark-souls-ii/7001025
#10 - Fair enough. I'll give it another shot when I've got the time.…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Awakened 0
User avatar #14 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
Also, getting 20k souls for the key from the blacksmith (the Crest of Artorias) and unlocking the doors to the garden is a good way to farm early. It's also a place where i first got gud. When you unlock the door you can get stone armor (an amazing heavy armor that needs no upgrades), buy the round iron shield (the best stability medium shield in game) and a few opponents that are quite difficult but intresting and rewarding.
darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Darkroot+Garden - The Forest Hunter's Woods is the part where you want to get
User avatar #13 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
For blocking you just hold the block and w8 for an opening to release block and regain stamina, not much to it. You dont have to time it just right to block, you just have to be holding block when you are hit. The higher the stability of the shield the less stamina it spends on blocking. Also larger shields take more time to bring up to block. For starters Greatshield with a spear is a great way to learn to play. Sure it a bit faggy, but it lets you explore the game in a much safer way. Parrying takes much time and practice and is not generaly as useful in PvE. Sure, you can parry the last boss, but he wont be much of a problem anyways. Parry is more of a PvP mechanic and the only cure is to Git Gud
#7 - I was thinking about getting back to it at some point. It's ju…  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on Awakened 0
User avatar #9 - saladpounder (4 hours ago) [-]
Relax, the torture will turn into painful pleasure at some point. It is the game you love to hate, you are its bitch on a leash. Though you must allow The Legend into your heart to git gud.
User avatar #11 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
I'll try Even if it hurts...

The Legend?
#12 - saladpounder (4 hours ago) [-]
Giant dad of course. If you don't know jack shit about the whole thing, just look up "giant dad" or you can have this: www.gamefaqs.com/boards/693331-dark-souls-ii/7001025
User avatar #8 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, i think i've quit dark souls at least 5 times. First time i played through it, i used the winged spear. Decent dmg and att speed and you can shield while hitting, so thats nice. Zweihander is by far the strongest starting weapon, but it's kinda difficult to use, takes a lot of timing (which is practicaly impossible to pull off if you dont know the enemies movesets) and stamina rationing. Try other weapons, find something that suits you. Thats the best part of dark souls, any build is viable.
User avatar #10 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I'll give it another shot when I've got the time. The other thing I could wrap my head around was the blocking and parrying. Like you said, I don't know the movesets, so I have no idea how to time it right.
User avatar #14 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
Also, getting 20k souls for the key from the blacksmith (the Crest of Artorias) and unlocking the doors to the garden is a good way to farm early. It's also a place where i first got gud. When you unlock the door you can get stone armor (an amazing heavy armor that needs no upgrades), buy the round iron shield (the best stability medium shield in game) and a few opponents that are quite difficult but intresting and rewarding.
darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Darkroot+Garden - The Forest Hunter's Woods is the part where you want to get
User avatar #13 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
For blocking you just hold the block and w8 for an opening to release block and regain stamina, not much to it. You dont have to time it just right to block, you just have to be holding block when you are hit. The higher the stability of the shield the less stamina it spends on blocking. Also larger shields take more time to bring up to block. For starters Greatshield with a spear is a great way to learn to play. Sure it a bit faggy, but it lets you explore the game in a much safer way. Parrying takes much time and practice and is not generaly as useful in PvE. Sure, you can parry the last boss, but he wont be much of a problem anyways. Parry is more of a PvP mechanic and the only cure is to Git Gud
#4 - Yep Though I couldn't swing it more than once or twice  [+] (11 new replies) 4 hours ago on Awakened 0
User avatar #6 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
And you get to swing it 4, maybe 5 times max with full build anyways
User avatar #5 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
now you have to kill the faggot with the ring of favor in the same cathedral, get havels ring, a bit of stamina and elite knight armor, and you can finish the game. Also i hope you praise the sun and have summoned Solaire for the fight
User avatar #18 - chitogekirisaki (2 hours ago) [-]
*and get GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS
User avatar #7 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
I was thinking about getting back to it at some point. It's just... difficult to get into. I've become too used to games holding my hand instead of bending me over.
User avatar #9 - saladpounder (4 hours ago) [-]
Relax, the torture will turn into painful pleasure at some point. It is the game you love to hate, you are its bitch on a leash. Though you must allow The Legend into your heart to git gud.
User avatar #11 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
I'll try Even if it hurts...

The Legend?
#12 - saladpounder (4 hours ago) [-]
Giant dad of course. If you don't know jack shit about the whole thing, just look up "giant dad" or you can have this: www.gamefaqs.com/boards/693331-dark-souls-ii/7001025
User avatar #8 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, i think i've quit dark souls at least 5 times. First time i played through it, i used the winged spear. Decent dmg and att speed and you can shield while hitting, so thats nice. Zweihander is by far the strongest starting weapon, but it's kinda difficult to use, takes a lot of timing (which is practicaly impossible to pull off if you dont know the enemies movesets) and stamina rationing. Try other weapons, find something that suits you. Thats the best part of dark souls, any build is viable.
User avatar #10 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I'll give it another shot when I've got the time. The other thing I could wrap my head around was the blocking and parrying. Like you said, I don't know the movesets, so I have no idea how to time it right.
User avatar #14 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
Also, getting 20k souls for the key from the blacksmith (the Crest of Artorias) and unlocking the doors to the garden is a good way to farm early. It's also a place where i first got gud. When you unlock the door you can get stone armor (an amazing heavy armor that needs no upgrades), buy the round iron shield (the best stability medium shield in game) and a few opponents that are quite difficult but intresting and rewarding.
darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Darkroot+Garden - The Forest Hunter's Woods is the part where you want to get
User avatar #13 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
For blocking you just hold the block and w8 for an opening to release block and regain stamina, not much to it. You dont have to time it just right to block, you just have to be holding block when you are hit. The higher the stability of the shield the less stamina it spends on blocking. Also larger shields take more time to bring up to block. For starters Greatshield with a spear is a great way to learn to play. Sure it a bit faggy, but it lets you explore the game in a much safer way. Parrying takes much time and practice and is not generaly as useful in PvE. Sure, you can parry the last boss, but he wont be much of a problem anyways. Parry is more of a PvP mechanic and the only cure is to Git Gud
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#1 - I only got to the gargoyles on the church and gave up …  [+] (16 new replies) 5 hours ago on Awakened +4
#19 - justtocomment (1 hour ago) [-]
xbox, playstation, or PC?
User avatar #17 - instalation (2 hours ago) [-]
I gave up on the gargoyles, and decided to explore some other areas. I eventually returned a little stronger, and beat them, with the help of Solaire.
#16 - bootysmash (2 hours ago) [-]
Dont worry i was the same way for years, then i finally sat down and said i was going to beat the game.

Its so much fun, my favorite to date.
User avatar #3 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
Did you get zweihander?
User avatar #4 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
Yep

Though I couldn't swing it more than once or twice
User avatar #6 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
And you get to swing it 4, maybe 5 times max with full build anyways
User avatar #5 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
now you have to kill the faggot with the ring of favor in the same cathedral, get havels ring, a bit of stamina and elite knight armor, and you can finish the game. Also i hope you praise the sun and have summoned Solaire for the fight
User avatar #18 - chitogekirisaki (2 hours ago) [-]
*and get GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS
User avatar #7 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
I was thinking about getting back to it at some point. It's just... difficult to get into. I've become too used to games holding my hand instead of bending me over.
User avatar #9 - saladpounder (4 hours ago) [-]
Relax, the torture will turn into painful pleasure at some point. It is the game you love to hate, you are its bitch on a leash. Though you must allow The Legend into your heart to git gud.
User avatar #11 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
I'll try Even if it hurts...

The Legend?
#12 - saladpounder (4 hours ago) [-]
Giant dad of course. If you don't know jack shit about the whole thing, just look up "giant dad" or you can have this: www.gamefaqs.com/boards/693331-dark-souls-ii/7001025
User avatar #8 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, i think i've quit dark souls at least 5 times. First time i played through it, i used the winged spear. Decent dmg and att speed and you can shield while hitting, so thats nice. Zweihander is by far the strongest starting weapon, but it's kinda difficult to use, takes a lot of timing (which is practicaly impossible to pull off if you dont know the enemies movesets) and stamina rationing. Try other weapons, find something that suits you. Thats the best part of dark souls, any build is viable.
User avatar #10 - ipostcheesepizza (4 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I'll give it another shot when I've got the time. The other thing I could wrap my head around was the blocking and parrying. Like you said, I don't know the movesets, so I have no idea how to time it right.
User avatar #14 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
Also, getting 20k souls for the key from the blacksmith (the Crest of Artorias) and unlocking the doors to the garden is a good way to farm early. It's also a place where i first got gud. When you unlock the door you can get stone armor (an amazing heavy armor that needs no upgrades), buy the round iron shield (the best stability medium shield in game) and a few opponents that are quite difficult but intresting and rewarding.
darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Darkroot+Garden - The Forest Hunter's Woods is the part where you want to get
User avatar #13 - HenrikVIII (4 hours ago) [-]
For blocking you just hold the block and w8 for an opening to release block and regain stamina, not much to it. You dont have to time it just right to block, you just have to be holding block when you are hit. The higher the stability of the shield the less stamina it spends on blocking. Also larger shields take more time to bring up to block. For starters Greatshield with a spear is a great way to learn to play. Sure it a bit faggy, but it lets you explore the game in a much safer way. Parrying takes much time and practice and is not generaly as useful in PvE. Sure, you can parry the last boss, but he wont be much of a problem anyways. Parry is more of a PvP mechanic and the only cure is to Git Gud
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#1 - justsomechickyo ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
lets make sweet cheesy pizza love....
#2 to #1 - ipostcheesepizza (03/01/2015) [-]
Ugh, do I have to?

You're paying for the pizza tho
User avatar #3 to #2 - justsomechickyo ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Only if it's alfredo mmmmm
#4 to #3 - ipostcheesepizza (03/01/2015) [-]
Ew   
   
Pepperoni all the way
Ew

Pepperoni all the way
#5 to #4 - justsomechickyo ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
It was never meant to be.....
It was never meant to be.....
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