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#57 - I dont believe any of these comps 05/06/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- ER Attending -3
#58 - I was in a fight with this waana be thug down the street (we w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Evil appendix +9
User avatar #68 - Greevon (04/15/2015) [-]
You don't have one with an appendix on it?
#25 - In illinois, they can still charge you. Also: with c…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Wow +2
#54 - bann (04/10/2015) [-]
Assuming you're alone and it's self defense, you could just claim you said it.
User avatar #49 - charagrin (04/10/2015) [-]
Maybe in Illinois, here in Maine(one of a dozen states with more gun friendly laws than the fabled Texas) someone tries to physically harm you and thug season is open.
User avatar #37 - Zaxplab (04/10/2015) [-]
Shit son, you guys need to take some Self defense lessons from Texas. You can kill someone for trying to sexually assault you.
#44 - xexion (04/10/2015) [-]
That'd make my day
User avatar #31 - lolgonewrong (04/10/2015) [-]
missipi is a fucking shithole
#924 - Came here a lot in '05/'06 when i was in middle school And the… 03/31/2015 on Origin of your FJ username 0
#323 - Zoe Quinn 03/27/2015 on Admin Wordfilter 0
#9 - My birthday is also august 6th So i felt like it was kinda… 03/26/2015 on Dem Facts #3 0
#36 - I hate the word feminazi because its the whole "i don't … 03/26/2015 on If you think about it +2
#79 - Please make r34 of her. 03/25/2015 on I'm a genius 0
#1988 - Was aiming for the annoying admirer from oblivion, since i jus… 03/25/2015 on Selfie Time! +1
#19 - It'spretty sure it's a song by Cock and Ball torture. Can…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on New Super Sesame Street... 0
User avatar #29 - seras (03/24/2015) [-]
The song is called "A Divine Proclamation for Finishing the Present Existance", performed by the band 'Last Days of Humanity'.

Directly from the description of the original video:
#32 - updoge (03/24/2015) [-]
I like listening to this band, because you can definitely hear a drone of electric guitars in there, but it's pretty much impossible to distinguish any actual notes. So in a weird way, I get to imagine my own riffs in there.

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User avatar #12 - CatHatMan (01/31/2014) [-]
Saw your budget for a laptop. You should check out the lenovo y500/y510p or wait for the Y50 to come out.

I know you wanted an amd cpu but the Y series is pretty good. you can get one with an i7 and a gt775m for around your budget.

User avatar #11 - weeeeeeeeeeee (12/29/2013) [-]
Hey, I hope you have a fantastic life. Follow your dreams.
#6 - animedudej (12/26/2013) [-]
sorry for being so agressive to ya earlier there, bud...

i tend to be far more agressive than usual when i'm frustrated at something (in this case Borderlands 2)
User avatar #7 to #6 - ipartywithpedobear (12/26/2013) [-]
i don't really give a **** .
#8 to #7 - animedudej (12/26/2013) [-]
shifty seemed very ancklehurt about it tho
User avatar #9 to #8 - ipartywithpedobear (12/26/2013) [-]
i don't know who he is, nor do i care.

I'm not mad/ offended/ what not, i was confused about what the picture was about, so i commented. that's all, **** thumbs.
#10 to #9 - animedudej (12/26/2013) [-]
have a nice day onward, then
have a nice day onward, then
#4 - skinless (11/02/2012) [-]
banned from church, thats ******* metal
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