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Date Signed Up:10/27/2011
Last Login:7/16/2014
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#118 - dawnartemis (07/16/2014) [-]
You can trust me on this, I'm a master of romance, you're gonna wanna get your partner close, but not get 'em off, ask 'em what they like, it's a team game you're playing.
#114 - wolvester (07/16/2014) [-]
Alright, so what you do is rip off your dick and throw it at her.
That's it.

I may be confusing octopuses, and humans again...
Ehhh... just go with it.
#113 - theorangefox (07/16/2014) [-]
You two love each other, right? Good.

Well, when that special time finally comes, make sure you're both ready for it and have necessary protection. Remember, never force each other to go through with it if you don't feel comfortable. There's plenty of time for it to happen, and you want it to be the right time.

Foreplay is the most obvious way to start, that involves touching and kissing each other to stimulate and arouse you and your partner. Eventually the two of you will feel ready to go. It may be embarrassing seeing her naked or her seeing you naked but that's perfectly fine. Remember to apply your protection.

If she's a virgin, BE GENTLE. Take your time entering her especially if her hymen is in tact. If at any point she feels too much pain STOP. You're only going to ruin things, sex is meant to be a lovely, joyful experience between a couple, not painful. Whilst the going gets good experiment with her body. Use your hands to stimulate her sensitive areas and you can use your mouth too.

When you're finally done, remember to dispose of your protection carefully as leakages can happen, after that you can have a nice cuddle in bed and possibly fall asleep after all that sexual activity.

Have fun!
User avatar #127 to #113 - Nintendokami (07/16/2014) [-]
Dude, wow.
User avatar #123 to #113 - hangingtree (07/16/2014) [-]
Not bad.
#124 to #123 - theorangefox (07/16/2014) [-]
Are you okay?
User avatar #125 to #124 - hangingtree (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey you actually gave him good sex advice, I'll pat you on the back for that.
User avatar #126 to #125 - theorangefox (07/16/2014) [-]
I feel uncomfortable hearing you give me kudos.
User avatar #122 to #113 - neutralgray (07/16/2014) [-]
Out of the two bickering just below, you'll probably be better off listening to Orange.
#115 to #113 - playfilly (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't take advice from him kid, he's not experienced either
User avatar #116 to #115 - theorangefox (07/16/2014) [-]
Yet I have more sense than you.
#117 to #116 - playfilly (07/16/2014) [-]
You're just sour that when we **** I'll be on top
User avatar #119 to #117 - theorangefox (07/16/2014) [-]
Except that's never going to happen you failed abortion.
#120 to #119 - playfilly (07/16/2014) [-]
The guns are out
User avatar #121 to #120 - theorangefox (07/16/2014) [-]
All the more to kill you with.
#98 - captainpickles (07/16/2014) [-]
I know you'll like this, faggot
User avatar #94 - hangingtree (07/16/2014) [-]
Protip: No such thing as a wrong hole kid
User avatar #96 to #94 - playfilly (07/16/2014) [-]
Except the vagina
#91 - playfilly (07/16/2014) [-]
Take it from me kid, there is nothing more pleasurable than the feeling of a sisters finger in your asshole.
User avatar #102 to #91 - Nintendokami (07/16/2014) [-]
......
The frick, man?
User avatar #105 to #102 - playfilly (07/16/2014) [-]
Step two of how to care for a younger brother
User avatar #92 to #91 - mrspensy (07/16/2014) [-]
^^^
#90 - goldfangz ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
allright

you have a penis
your girlfriend has a vagina

if your penis touches her vagina, white stuff comes out inside her vagina. you dont want that. so wear a condom. if white stuff does enter the vagina, you get a baby. you dont want that.

the end
User avatar #88 - therealmacklemore ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I ain't saying you should get naked infront of your sister, but she told me to tell you that so she can explain it better. It's kind of weird explaining it with words, so yeah. Just do that and she'll help you get off.

Cheers.
User avatar #86 - zzRedzz (07/16/2014) [-]
#1769512 to #1769501 - zzRedzz ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
Dick goes in, baby comes out
You can't explain that
User avatar #85 - onlyonehotspur (07/16/2014) [-]
Right, so apparently Kami needs help explaining sex

basically, **** her right in the pussy, literally, just pop it in and pee and you should be fine

also you're supposed to hold onto the top of a condom, I learnt that the hard way
User avatar #57 - inuyashascloud (01/18/2012) [-]
so let me get this strait all of u are friends of my sister nintendokami
User avatar #89 to #57 - playfilly (07/16/2014) [-]
straight*
User avatar #87 to #57 - bikkie (07/16/2014) [-]
i happen to be gay homophone
User avatar #84 to #57 - mrspensy (07/16/2014) [-]
None of us are really straight...
but, yeah.
#51 - rrenierr (01/18/2012) [-]
Welcome to FJ   
   
14 year olds FTW
Welcome to FJ

14 year olds FTW
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User avatar #53 to #58 - inuyashascloud (01/18/2012) [-]
u wanna know how awsome i am......well how can i say this,o yeah,awesomeness: OVER 9001!!!!!!! :D
User avatar #93 to #53 - playfilly (07/16/2014) [-]
Jesus christ I'm anally masturbating right now and you're being too gay for me
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User avatar #49 - dirigiblequixote (01/18/2012) [-]
I was told to come to your profile and comment, so I did.

killyourfamilykillyourfamilykillyourfamilykillyourfamilykillyourfamilykil lyourfamily
#48 - bronyfluttershy (01/18/2012) [-]
Hello I baked you a pie
Hello I baked you a pie
#70 to #55 - inuyashascloud (02/02/2012) [-]
:D hey and thx
:D hey and thx
#47 - lonelyginger (01/18/2012) [-]
Ohai. welcome to funnyjunk^^
#46 - DareDaShit (01/17/2012) [-]
Hello!
I heard you like games, what do you play?
#44 - smallhorses **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#61 to #51 - inuyashascloud (01/18/2012) [-]
^^ i am honored
^^ i am honored
#63 to #72 - xblthatguy (01/18/2012) [-]
How are you?
#64 to #73 - inuyashascloud (01/18/2012) [-]
Great,and how are u?^_^
#66 to #74 - inuyashascloud (01/18/2012) [-]
hope u have a good one ^^
#65 to #74 - xblthatguy (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm fine too, thanks for asking!

Hope you enjoy the rest of your day!
User avatar #97 to #65 - mrspensy (07/16/2014) [-]
Fag
User avatar #100 to #97 - xblthatguy (07/16/2014) [-]
What are all y'all doing here?
User avatar #101 to #100 - mrspensy (07/16/2014) [-]
Regard the rest of this mans profile.
User avatar #104 to #101 - xblthatguy (07/16/2014) [-]
Oh right, this is Kami's sibling.
User avatar #106 to #104 - mrspensy (07/16/2014) [-]
Aye, that it is.
This is before we even met, I think.
User avatar #108 to #106 - xblthatguy (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, it was.
User avatar #111 to #108 - mrspensy (07/16/2014) [-]
**** mang.
Gg
User avatar #112 to #111 - xblthatguy (07/16/2014) [-]
Anyway. I'm outta here.
#35 - chicomole (01/05/2012) [-]
**chicomole rolls 11**

rolling : the most addicting game than any other gambling game youll ever play
#38 to #43 - chicomole (01/06/2012) [-]
**chicomole rolls 42**   
   
you ever played tf2 b4?
**chicomole rolls 42**

you ever played tf2 b4?
User avatar #39 to #44 - inuyashascloud (01/06/2012) [-]
HECK YEAH
#40 to #46 - chicomole (01/06/2012) [-]
**chicomole rolls 300**   
   
whats your favorite class?
**chicomole rolls 300**

whats your favorite class?
#41 to #47 - inuyashascloud (01/10/2012) [-]
not sure only played it a little but right now i like spy
#36 to #41 - chicomole (01/05/2012) [-]
AWW YEAH!
AWW YEAH!
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