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#17 - inb4 when new zelda releases , Skyward Sword will be considere…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Miyamoto is pissed -1
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#33 - desacabose (12/27/2015) [-]
>inb4
It's already been happening
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#34 - internetexplain (12/27/2015) [-]
pls m8 I'm talking about the console titles here , not link between worlds
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#35 - desacabose (12/27/2015) [-]
Nigga I mean as soon as they first showed Zelda U off at E3 people started complaining that it looked too different from the other games, and then people mysteriously started to post about how they liked SS
#36 - internetexplain (12/27/2015) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
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oh well

top fucking kek

#36 - It's the big nose and her high cheekbones 12/27/2015 on Did it deserve it? +1
#35 - gee it's almost as if he's intentionally trying to entertain p…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Did it deserve it? +1
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#62 - dndxplain (12/27/2015) [-]
which would be fine if people didn't swear by it
#88 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
But you're hating the creator for the fanbase, which is dumb. That's like having a grudge against the creator of mlp because of bronies, she didn't make people act like assholes.
#18 - " I don't like this " "YOU GOTTA MOVE …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Bi? +26
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#19 - vortexrain (12/26/2015) [-]
My older brother molesting me, really happened by the way, I've moved on. Him doing that was unnecessary, and forced. You say that Korrasami was unnecessary, and forced, you should move on, like on did when my brother fucking molested me.
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#24 - alarubra (12/26/2015) [-]
Doesn't really seem like you have, what with you bringing it up at the slightest provocation, then continuing to bitch about it.
#31 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I can bring up my being raped just fine online. I'm in the comfort of my own room, doing something I'm very used to. I'm also more or less anonymous, and will never meet the people I tell.

I still have to write shit down on a note instead of actually talking about it irl though. Doctor, parents, best friend (unless I'm drunk), doesn't matter.


I don't do this shit though, because that's just being a dick.
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#33 - alarubra (12/26/2015) [-]
It was 3 and a half years before I told anybody, almost 2 more before I told anybody else after that first person. 6 before I was comfortable talking about it if it came up. 7 before I finally told my mom. 7 and a half now. It took me that long to finally tell my mom, because somewhere in the back of my brain as long as she didn't know it couldn't be real.
#23 - stadic (12/26/2015) [-]
Ok, I feel for you and your trauma but comparing completely different levels of dislike and negative experiences to make yourself right is like the exact reasoning that people use for "Oh people are starving in africa and they don't complain so you can't" or some shit
It doesn't make you right, you just avoid the argument and discussion with something unrelated and out of the ballpark

I'm not attempting to downplay your molestation but it really isn't related to internetexplain's opinion on Korra's ending which I do feel was forced aswell but that is not the point I am making here

Not related to you specifically but to these comments sometimes
For people who say "Oh respect our love for Korra and Asami AHHHHHHHH" you guys act worse than the people who argue about how the ending sucked
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#46 - vortexrain (12/26/2015) [-]
I've gotten over it to the point where I can joke about it in this manner. I was joking about it being on the same level.
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#47 - avocadoXD (12/26/2015) [-]
yea but like I dont think we are at that point.
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#49 - vortexrain (12/26/2015) [-]
It's been a year.
#15 - I felt it was unnecessary and forced  [+] (12 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Bi? +72
#39 - virtualsloth (12/26/2015) [-]
Honestly, this is my feeling lately when watching most shows. It feels like the writers are really hard trying to fit something into the plot everytime.


Doesn't help when I can predict what's going to happen 25 minutes before it even happens.
#21 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

Just like the sex.
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#16 - vortexrain (12/26/2015) [-]
Just like when my older brother molested me, but I moved on, so can you.
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#18 - internetexplain (12/26/2015) [-]
" I don't like this "

"YOU GOTTA MOVE ON BRUH"

Maybe you should elaborate on your evidently nonsensical thought process behind your statement, perhaps I'll even be able to understand what you're trying to say.
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#19 - vortexrain (12/26/2015) [-]
My older brother molesting me, really happened by the way, I've moved on. Him doing that was unnecessary, and forced. You say that Korrasami was unnecessary, and forced, you should move on, like on did when my brother fucking molested me.
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#24 - alarubra (12/26/2015) [-]
Doesn't really seem like you have, what with you bringing it up at the slightest provocation, then continuing to bitch about it.
#31 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I can bring up my being raped just fine online. I'm in the comfort of my own room, doing something I'm very used to. I'm also more or less anonymous, and will never meet the people I tell.

I still have to write shit down on a note instead of actually talking about it irl though. Doctor, parents, best friend (unless I'm drunk), doesn't matter.


I don't do this shit though, because that's just being a dick.
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#33 - alarubra (12/26/2015) [-]
It was 3 and a half years before I told anybody, almost 2 more before I told anybody else after that first person. 6 before I was comfortable talking about it if it came up. 7 before I finally told my mom. 7 and a half now. It took me that long to finally tell my mom, because somewhere in the back of my brain as long as she didn't know it couldn't be real.
#23 - stadic (12/26/2015) [-]
Ok, I feel for you and your trauma but comparing completely different levels of dislike and negative experiences to make yourself right is like the exact reasoning that people use for "Oh people are starving in africa and they don't complain so you can't" or some shit
It doesn't make you right, you just avoid the argument and discussion with something unrelated and out of the ballpark

I'm not attempting to downplay your molestation but it really isn't related to internetexplain's opinion on Korra's ending which I do feel was forced aswell but that is not the point I am making here

Not related to you specifically but to these comments sometimes
For people who say "Oh respect our love for Korra and Asami AHHHHHHHH" you guys act worse than the people who argue about how the ending sucked
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#46 - vortexrain (12/26/2015) [-]
I've gotten over it to the point where I can joke about it in this manner. I was joking about it being on the same level.
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#47 - avocadoXD (12/26/2015) [-]
yea but like I dont think we are at that point.
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#49 - vortexrain (12/26/2015) [-]
It's been a year.
#4 - but-a what is-a my phone-a saying? 12/26/2015 on Hammertime +40
#2 - It's a Destroyer It's also a Starship A Star-Dest…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Star Destroyed +400
#81 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
The why wasn't it called a Destoyship then?!?!?! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#3 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Well...not quite In the old Expanded Universe/Legends, it's...a bit complicated. So basically, Star Destroyer began as a brand name of ships made by Kuat Drive Yards. Later on, it was also made into a new ship class as an intermediate between a heavy cruiser and a battlecruiser...which adds to the confusion because there's also a Destroyer class already. Basically, Star Destroyers are "Pocket Battleships", too big to be cruisers, but too small to be proper Battlecruiers or Battleships/Dreadnaughts.

Oh, and to make it even MORE confusing, there's a Dreadnaught-Class Heavy Cruiser as well.
#40 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I can help!!!!!!
#92 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
you know... my vindy with all officer fit can fuck the empire alone
#90 - erawrozar (12/26/2015) [-]
#94 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
click on the pic
#85 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Why the fuck do I recognise every single one of these ships, fuuuck
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#67 - enslavedyouth (12/26/2015) [-]
Makes me want to reinstall Empire at War and mod the hell out of it.
#62 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I think we can all agree that the avatar is the coolest looking ship.
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#56 - newdevyx (12/26/2015) [-]
That's actually a size comparison of your mother's dildos.
#53 - megatronusoftarn (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh my god, that makes me so hard!
#48 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
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I can jack it to this.
#20 - thearcher (12/26/2015) [-]
People just love their ships....
#6 - it's addressing cat-fishing , a common practice on online-dati… 12/25/2015 on (untitled) +1
#35 - idk man I'd say stargate is a solid bet. especially i… 12/25/2015 on Star wars : 40k style +1
#6 - clearly he's not having a good christmas adam. 12/23/2015 on Christmas Adam +3
#31 - legman is best man 12/23/2015 on Historical picture comp 8 0
#20 - Trust me, I do. I don't like all the undertale **… 12/22/2015 on Stevie Wonder 0
#16 - >the current year >still being a whiny pussy over qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Stevie Wonder -1
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#18 - captchakid (12/22/2015) [-]
I mean, nice labeling there kiddo. Must really help you hide the fact there isn't a binary opinion on everything. With your logic you either love ponies, or hate them. This is not true.

I simply do not like MLP, it's for children, and since I am not a child I do not enjoy it. I also grew out of all the other western cartoons, save adult aimed ones like Family Guy, Rick and Morty, or the other shows such as those. Big surprise, right?

Now, if there was suddenly 1/3 rolls coming up as something you find offensive or even simply annoying I'm confident you would not let your opinions go unvoiced.

Bye.
#20 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
Trust me, I do.

I don't like all the undertale shitposting, neither did I like the Steven universe shitposting, it's all just as cringy as the MLP shitposting back then.

But the real question is....do I give a shit?
And yet again, the answer is no, I don't.
I just simply skip the content and ignore related comments.

I mean ask yourself " Do I really have to be this autistic and thumb down a perfectly fine comment just because he has posted or rolled an image I don't like? "

inb4 pic related
#9 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain… 12/22/2015 on Stevie Wonder -1
#7 - the real question is, do I give a **** ? An the…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Stevie Wonder +4
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#13 - captchakid (12/22/2015) [-]
I mean you have to realize that having like a good 1/3 the rolls being pony is too much.
#23 - mondominiman (12/22/2015) [-]
**mondominiman used "*roll picture*"**
**mondominiman rolled image** Yep it's 100% pony
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#27 - captchakid (12/22/2015) [-]
Wow its like you didn't even read my comment.
#28 - mondominiman (12/22/2015) [-]
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#16 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
>the current year
>still being a whiny pussy over quite literally everything

M8, just cuz you don't like it , doesn't mean you have to throw a fucking hissy-fit over it.

and yes, I know you aren't actually right now, but people will, because apparently rolling or god forbid posting Ponies, is now as triggering to you people as "the patriarchy" to tumblr.
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#18 - captchakid (12/22/2015) [-]
I mean, nice labeling there kiddo. Must really help you hide the fact there isn't a binary opinion on everything. With your logic you either love ponies, or hate them. This is not true.

I simply do not like MLP, it's for children, and since I am not a child I do not enjoy it. I also grew out of all the other western cartoons, save adult aimed ones like Family Guy, Rick and Morty, or the other shows such as those. Big surprise, right?

Now, if there was suddenly 1/3 rolls coming up as something you find offensive or even simply annoying I'm confident you would not let your opinions go unvoiced.

Bye.
#20 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
Trust me, I do.

I don't like all the undertale shitposting, neither did I like the Steven universe shitposting, it's all just as cringy as the MLP shitposting back then.

But the real question is....do I give a shit?
And yet again, the answer is no, I don't.
I just simply skip the content and ignore related comments.

I mean ask yourself " Do I really have to be this autistic and thumb down a perfectly fine comment just because he has posted or rolled an image I don't like? "

inb4 pic related
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#8 - darknak (12/22/2015) [-]
personaly i don't give a fuck about it, but recently the amount of pony rolled went up like my nipples in winter
#9 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**

Go on...
#25 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Classic Matt 0
#35 - blueturdi (12/23/2015) [-]
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hows this for your moms box?
#154 - rolling a character having a run playing all …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Some things never change in... 0
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#203 - matamune (12/23/2015) [-]
You don't roll your characters in fallout? Unless mods are involved, or you need to get some friends and play some pen and paper instead of rolling dice alone in front of your pc screen like a chump
#7 - Comment deleted 12/22/2015 on Can't Stump The Trump +1
#2 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain… 12/22/2015 on Stevie Wonder +11
#1 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain…  [+] (20 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Stevie Wonder +2
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#10 - ifreakinglovepizza (12/22/2015) [-]
that gif though... anyone got a sauce on that?
#14 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Oi, mate. I gave you the source, you better repay me with one green thumb and a thank you comment or else.
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#15 - ifreakinglovepizza (12/22/2015) [-]
watching now. green thumb now and thank you once i decide if it was worth it or not.
#17 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Glad to help Its just fun to talk about mlp with someone
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#19 - ifreakinglovepizza (12/22/2015) [-]
well i never got into it, so i can't talk much. this video is the most i've seen. also, what the fuck was that?!?!? shit was hilarious and disturbing. I'm gonna check out the others in this series. thanks bro
#21 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
you`re welcome, bye
#12 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
The sauce for this pariculor MLP gif is a fanmade parody series called "friendship is withccraft episode 8 foaly matripony at 7:55. heres a link and i hope you have fun with it www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujt34edYjKo
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#6 - darknak (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure admin upgraded the % chance to roll pony related content
#7 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
the real question is, do I give a shit?

An the answer to that is no, I don't.

And yes, I'm actually posting this.
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#13 - captchakid (12/22/2015) [-]
I mean you have to realize that having like a good 1/3 the rolls being pony is too much.
#23 - mondominiman (12/22/2015) [-]
**mondominiman used "*roll picture*"**
**mondominiman rolled image** Yep it's 100% pony
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#27 - captchakid (12/22/2015) [-]
Wow its like you didn't even read my comment.
#28 - mondominiman (12/22/2015) [-]
**mondominiman used "*roll picture*"**
**mondominiman rolled image**
#16 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
>the current year
>still being a whiny pussy over quite literally everything

M8, just cuz you don't like it , doesn't mean you have to throw a fucking hissy-fit over it.

and yes, I know you aren't actually right now, but people will, because apparently rolling or god forbid posting Ponies, is now as triggering to you people as "the patriarchy" to tumblr.
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#18 - captchakid (12/22/2015) [-]
I mean, nice labeling there kiddo. Must really help you hide the fact there isn't a binary opinion on everything. With your logic you either love ponies, or hate them. This is not true.

I simply do not like MLP, it's for children, and since I am not a child I do not enjoy it. I also grew out of all the other western cartoons, save adult aimed ones like Family Guy, Rick and Morty, or the other shows such as those. Big surprise, right?

Now, if there was suddenly 1/3 rolls coming up as something you find offensive or even simply annoying I'm confident you would not let your opinions go unvoiced.

Bye.
#20 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
Trust me, I do.

I don't like all the undertale shitposting, neither did I like the Steven universe shitposting, it's all just as cringy as the MLP shitposting back then.

But the real question is....do I give a shit?
And yet again, the answer is no, I don't.
I just simply skip the content and ignore related comments.

I mean ask yourself " Do I really have to be this autistic and thumb down a perfectly fine comment just because he has posted or rolled an image I don't like? "

inb4 pic related
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#8 - darknak (12/22/2015) [-]
personaly i don't give a fuck about it, but recently the amount of pony rolled went up like my nipples in winter
#9 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**

Go on...
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#5 - darthdingo (12/22/2015) [-]
I lol'd.
#2 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
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**internetexplain rolled image**

Obligatory "oh no I rolled a pony" meme
#22 - idk man just **** my **** up  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Sex 0
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#23 - exstacy (12/22/2015) [-]
I always bring the laughs m8
#14 - well supposedly , Bayonetta made it #5 in North America and #1…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Ssb4 0
#15 - bluemagebrilly (12/22/2015) [-]
If their word is to be trusted, that is. I think she probably did get that high on the list, but I doubt she was the most voted for overall. There's not really anyway for us to tell, though.
#10 - Well , at least SOME originality made it into the game thanks …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Ssb4 0
#12 - bluemagebrilly (12/21/2015) [-]
Bayonetta is definitely a good edition which makes me question if Sakurai had anything to actually do with the vote. It's not like him to care what fans think. But also I think Bayonetta was picked just because she was the easiest to implement into the game. Resources were already there and Nintendo practically owns that series now.

I think Waluigi and Daisy would be good editions and only use sport-related moves since that's all they appear in for the most part. Having a Mario Party attack would be neat too. But I don't think we'll be seeing that anytime soon. Maybe next game when Nintendo makes another console.
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#14 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
well supposedly , Bayonetta made it #5 in North America and #1 in Europe and Asia respectively, so that's really a landslide victory there.
#15 - bluemagebrilly (12/22/2015) [-]
If their word is to be trusted, that is. I think she probably did get that high on the list, but I doubt she was the most voted for overall. There's not really anyway for us to tell, though.
#19 - Maybe it's maybeline I'd love to answer that, but …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Sex 0
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#20 - exstacy (12/22/2015) [-]
Bro, what should I record this Saturday?
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#22 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
idk man just fuck my shit up
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#23 - exstacy (12/22/2015) [-]
I always bring the laughs m8
#17 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Sex 0
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#18 - exstacy (12/21/2015) [-]
Is that a no?
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#19 - internetexplain (12/21/2015) [-]

Maybe it's maybeline

I'd love to answer that, but I forgot roll limits were a thing.....JUST
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#20 - exstacy (12/22/2015) [-]
Bro, what should I record this Saturday?
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#22 - internetexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
idk man just fuck my shit up
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#23 - exstacy (12/22/2015) [-]
I always bring the laughs m8

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#336 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Nazi German faggot
User avatar #335 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
tot
aufwiedersehen
#334 - theoldfritz (09/24/2015) [-]
Deus Vult
User avatar #332 - systemattic (09/15/2015) [-]
You´re not even na original themed account

You're just a leech on someone's else idea

You're pathetic

******* faggot
#333 to #332 - internetexplain (09/15/2015) [-]
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Rage harder faggot.
#329 - jonnyfrosty (08/02/2015) [-]
He, Sie! Ja, Sie! Was denken Sie was Sie da tun, so ganz ohne Hosen, hm? Erklären Sie sich
User avatar #330 to #329 - internetexplain (08/02/2015) [-]
it's midnight , I'm about to go to sleep to take a break from work.
I sweat a lot in the summer-sun , enough for it to seep through my pants , so while I sleep I wash my pants , thus I can't wear them until they are dry.
User avatar #331 to #330 - jonnyfrosty (08/03/2015) [-]
Wenn du so schwitzt solltest du dir vielleicht eine Alternative zu deiner hautengen Lack- und Lederkleidung suchen, die du normalerweise trägst. Ich mein ja nur
#328 - syrianassassinsoul (07/20/2015) [-]
Hitler died for THIS!
User avatar #327 to #322 - internetexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
top lel m8
User avatar #311 - damping (05/27/2015) [-]
I told you America is a force of good.
#312 to #311 - rageblade (05/28/2015) [-]
no no
America is good at using force
User avatar #306 - posttwo (05/26/2015) [-]
I love you
User avatar #310 to #306 - internetexplain (05/27/2015) [-]
lol wat
what's going on in this thread?
#307 to #306 - administrator (05/26/2015) [-]
I love him too
User avatar #308 to #307 - admonistratur (05/26/2015) [-]
So do I
User avatar #295 - sciencexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
bro i need ur Skype username, it's super important
User avatar #296 to #295 - internetexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
King_Europe
location : antarctica
#301 to #300 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
But what am I resisting
#303 to #302 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
Well maybe if you'd take me to a nice restaurant for once
#304 to #303 - internetexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
but all the fancy restaurants are IN you, there aren't any decent ones in the rest of the world , and I can't afford any of them to begin with.
User avatar #265 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Do you like Merkel?
User avatar #266 to #265 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
no , but as a german comedian put it

" as long as this woman is alive , let's just stop voting and let her pick her coalition partner "
User avatar #267 to #266 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She's got a 70% approval rating. That is unheard of in the US.
User avatar #270 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
and frankly , if she's doing nothing , she can't do anything wrong.
that and her antics of " we must find a solution together " on every issue
User avatar #271 to #270 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Nothing get's done in the US either, and we aren't exactly happy about it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well here is the thing , I don't like her , but I can't say she's making bad decisions , in fact , as I see it and most people as well , she isn't doing **** and becomes exceedingly efficient at it.
User avatar #269 to #268 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She is a bigger flip-flopper than Mitt Romney. That is why she always seems like she is on the right side.
User avatar #272 to #269 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes , exactly.

another quote from the same comedian :

" When an angry mob stands in front of Merkel , raging and yelling at her , she just turns around and goes like ' hehe they're backing me ' "
User avatar #273 to #272 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Which angry mobs? All this stuff about the BND, and the Fourteen Eyes, and Germany and Merkel begging to be in the 5 Eyes. Merkel knew all along, and acted outraged when she found out her phone was being tapped. If you recall Germans in particular were the harshest when the whole Snowden thing came out towards the US. Claiming we are an evil empire and a 3rd world nation and whatever.

Then the whole thing with dropping Nuclear Power and moving to bituminous coal and acting like it is good for environment. Because the Earthqauke+Tsunami thing that happened in Japan is totally going to happen in Bavaria. And the German people eat it up.
User avatar #274 to #273 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Hypothetical angry mob , because metaphors bruh
User avatar #275 to #274 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Germans remind me of a hivemind. Like a bunch of worker ants. They love doing work, don't question authority, are every efficient and society oriented. Like the perfect culture for communism ironically.

Unlike the US which is based on ruthless competition.
User avatar #277 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
ironically , because the Weimar Republic was established as opposed to the Spartacist Republic the rise of Hitler was even possible , because the Weimar republic had some really ****** laws regarding the Imperial President , like , you can see whose position he's replacing just by looking at his title , and he wielded a similar amount of power.
User avatar #279 to #277 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
If only Frederick Wilhelm the dumbass listened to Bismark and didn't piss off England. Or even asked for peace with Britain and France after you defeated the Russians.
User avatar #282 to #279 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
The real Problem here was actually Belgium's lack of cooperation.

Emperor Wilhelm II didn't want to face France at the maginot line , requested trespassing rights from the King of Belgium , was denied , and obsessed with Prestige as he was , attacked Belgium to get his way regardless , which forced Belgium's ally - the British Empire - who was formerly a supporter of Germany (despite the Navy issue) , into the war.
User avatar #276 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well remember mein jude , germans invented communism , the only thing that stopped us from being communist after we exiled the emperor was just a single hour time difference between 2 guys calling out 2 different Republics , 1 being a capitalist democracy , the other a socialist democracy
User avatar #278 to #276 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Too bad communism doesn't work though, because you will always have people taking advantage of the system for their own gain Merkel and her cronies. . Now of course, you will say that happens in capitalism too. But the difference is, that is an outright goal of capitalism, and everyone knows it is being done.

Face it, the US is the closest one can get to a Meritocracy on the planet right now.
User avatar #280 to #278 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Debatable , especially if you think about the ridiculous debt people make when they want to Study in the U.S , in Europe , specifically Germany and the Scandinavian countries , are encouraging people to study by funding their education.

Remember that , a meritocracy is a system that encourages and rewards effort and innovations , and I'd say a state that discourages higher education like you guys do , is the exact opposite of meritocracy
User avatar #287 to #280 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
My last exam of my college career is tomorrow. The US encourages and rewards efforts too. I go to a private school where the tuition is $55,000 a year. Because my parents are wealthy, I am graduating debt free. Every single one of my friends is getting tuition help from the University, in fact most don't have to pay tuition at all, just room and board.

If I went to my state University, I would only have to pay $8,000 a year. In fact, my dad said if I went there instead he would give me half the difference in cost, which would be around $80,000. But, my mom went here, and I have always loved this school and have always been a fan of the football team. I majored in Mechanical Engineering and I am going to be making $60,000 yearly plus bonus right out of school. Even if I had loans, I could pay them off easily. This system encourages useful majors.

Why should society have to pay for more English majors?
User avatar #288 to #287 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Lel , dat last one , sick burn m9

but anyway , arguing over the details aside , every industrial society is a meritocracy right now.
Sure , that can change once China becomes a 1st world country , but when that happens , there won't be enough resources left on the planet for China to sustain it for even 1 day.
User avatar #289 to #288 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
What? Are you an English Major?

And I wouldn't be so sure we are going to run out of resources.
User avatar #290 to #289 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Nah , I was serious , but any comment in way shape or form in my manner of speaking , would sound as if I was mocking you.

also , I'm pretty ******* sure we're running out of Resources.

Here is the deal with capitalism - to get more money , you need a greater production , to have a greater production you need more resources , the get more resources you need money.

fast forward 2 centuries of capitalism and industrialization

your state requires you to have infinite growth , because if you don't " muh economy is breaking down " and " recession , my god , recession , soon we will be greece "
and because of infinite growth , all industrial nations right now , require 40% of all resources just to sustain their standard of living.

Now imagine what happens when China AND India become industrial nations.
since the industrialized world amounts to about 1 billion people currently , China and India each would require another 40% of all of earth's resources to sustain a standard of living similar to our current one.

Where you gonna get dem 120% from ***** ?
User avatar #291 to #290 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
That is assuming technology doesn't reduce our consumption. I think you will find humans are very good at surviving.
User avatar #292 to #291 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Indeed but unlike your assumption , mine isn't exactly far fetched.
Do you have any idea how often we ran out of resources in history?

Let's just say - very often.
User avatar #293 to #292 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
And yet, we are still here, consuming more and more.
User avatar #294 to #293 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes and since history will most likely repeat itself , we will solve that problem temporarily via another global war.
#284 to #281 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
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Wanna join in?
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User avatar #286 to #284 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
I think I'll pass, thank you
User avatar #283 to #281 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Don't the notifications ever get old?
User avatar #285 to #283 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm used to it
User avatar #260 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #261 to #260 - internetexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
top ebin
User avatar #262 to #261 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
you're a well butter my butt and call me a biscuit-y faggot
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