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#3 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain… 01/08/2016 on He who dies with the most... +1
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#32 - when he was stationed on the star killer base it's li…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on We did it! Tr8-T0r +5
#38 - hillbillypowpow (01/08/2016) [-]
Alright yo, I see now
#71 - like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread … 01/07/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
#70 - yes, m8 I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance f… 01/07/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
#41 - 1947+69 01/07/2016 on [ C U R R E N T - Y E A R ] +2
#68 - u wot m8? I'll have you know I'm the top patriot of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
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#69 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that guy that you posted a traitor?

Anyway, you wanna settle this 1 on 1? FAF?
User avatar
#71 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread

twice alone in the last comment
User avatar
#70 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, m8
I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance for the billionth time as Aeon, so when I saw your profile pic, I figured I'd give you my best impression of Fletcher
#66 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
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#67 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is you are dumb I'm done.
#68 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
u wot m8?

I'll have you know I'm the top patriot of the entire UEF.
You freaks don't know shit about the blue of the UEF.
I'll fucking option-zero your ass.
You are nothing to me but another traitor.
Once I get my hands on Black-sun you're fucking dead kiddo!
User avatar
#69 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that guy that you posted a traitor?

Anyway, you wanna settle this 1 on 1? FAF?
User avatar
#71 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread

twice alone in the last comment
User avatar
#70 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, m8
I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance for the billionth time as Aeon, so when I saw your profile pic, I figured I'd give you my best impression of Fletcher
#64 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
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#65 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is dumb I'm done.
#66 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
Just like all of your home worlds!

Black sun , best sun

U.E.F!
U.E.F!
U.E.F!
User avatar
#67 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is you are dumb I'm done.
#68 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
u wot m8?

I'll have you know I'm the top patriot of the entire UEF.
You freaks don't know shit about the blue of the UEF.
I'll fucking option-zero your ass.
You are nothing to me but another traitor.
Once I get my hands on Black-sun you're fucking dead kiddo!
User avatar
#69 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that guy that you posted a traitor?

Anyway, you wanna settle this 1 on 1? FAF?
User avatar
#71 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread

twice alone in the last comment
User avatar
#70 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, m8
I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance for the billionth time as Aeon, so when I saw your profile pic, I figured I'd give you my best impression of Fletcher
#62 - well...I can still spam sky-boxers from my fatboys  [+] (9 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
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#63 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh yeah? Well with a paragon I can spam everything from everywhere.
#64 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
You see that Novax centre over there?
I can fucking snipe that Paragon with my Sattelites , enjoy the stationary Nuke in your base.
User avatar
#65 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is dumb I'm done.
#66 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
Just like all of your home worlds!

Black sun , best sun

U.E.F!
U.E.F!
U.E.F!
User avatar
#67 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is you are dumb I'm done.
#68 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
u wot m8?

I'll have you know I'm the top patriot of the entire UEF.
You freaks don't know shit about the blue of the UEF.
I'll fucking option-zero your ass.
You are nothing to me but another traitor.
Once I get my hands on Black-sun you're fucking dead kiddo!
User avatar
#69 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that guy that you posted a traitor?

Anyway, you wanna settle this 1 on 1? FAF?
User avatar
#71 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread

twice alone in the last comment
User avatar
#70 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, m8
I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance for the billionth time as Aeon, so when I saw your profile pic, I figured I'd give you my best impression of Fletcher
#358 - fair enough. we reached a conclusion then I guess.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Medieval 0
#359 - migueldecervantes (01/07/2016) [-]
We did.

Have a good day.
#356 - anyway, there are a lot of ways to look at things and the way …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Medieval 0
#357 - migueldecervantes (01/06/2016) [-]
You're right about it not affecting most people in any way at the time, yet if a period in history has a great impact on the present it ought to be given at least some emphasis.

At the very least, it could be considered "medieval" still, but I cannot accept that such 17th century thinkers as Leibniz, Descartes or Newton can be said to be anything but Modern.

I usually trace the beginning of the Modern Period with these three: humanities in philosophy, cultural revolution (what we generally mean by "renaissance") and the scientific method. In my view, what you describe as the end of the middle ages, is in fact the end of the modern period and the beginning of the contemporary era.
User avatar
#358 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
fair enough.
we reached a conclusion then I guess.
#359 - migueldecervantes (01/07/2016) [-]
We did.

Have a good day.
#354 - no need to be such a cunt m8  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Medieval 0
#355 - migueldecervantes (01/06/2016) [-]
Okay, I'm sorry.

But you were wrong, and you ought to be man enough to admit it.
User avatar
#356 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
anyway, there are a lot of ways to look at things and the way my teacher decided to look at things was Socially, to her the Middle-ages really kicked off around the time Islam became a thing and Rome was trying to preserve the Empire , all the way to when Human rights and the Industrial revolution popped up.

European societies at large didn't exactly change all that much until way into the enlightenment.

And the reason why I'm saying the renaisance wasn't a thing is , is because frankly no one knew it was a thing until fairly recently.
An era that took place exclusively for the wealthy , which as you know is a small portion of people , shouldn't be considered as such, just because we like the thought of it.
Sure in retrospect you can give the renaisance some importance, but it didn't exactly change things for the people living in it.
#357 - migueldecervantes (01/06/2016) [-]
You're right about it not affecting most people in any way at the time, yet if a period in history has a great impact on the present it ought to be given at least some emphasis.

At the very least, it could be considered "medieval" still, but I cannot accept that such 17th century thinkers as Leibniz, Descartes or Newton can be said to be anything but Modern.

I usually trace the beginning of the Modern Period with these three: humanities in philosophy, cultural revolution (what we generally mean by "renaissance") and the scientific method. In my view, what you describe as the end of the middle ages, is in fact the end of the modern period and the beginning of the contemporary era.
User avatar
#358 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
fair enough.
we reached a conclusion then I guess.
#359 - migueldecervantes (01/07/2016) [-]
We did.

Have a good day.
#56 - >implying a CZAR can save you from 200 T3 Fighters and 20 F…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
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#59 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
200 restorers can handle that
User avatar
#62 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
well...I can still spam sky-boxers from my fatboys
User avatar
#63 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh yeah? Well with a paragon I can spam everything from everywhere.
#64 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
You see that Novax centre over there?
I can fucking snipe that Paragon with my Sattelites , enjoy the stationary Nuke in your base.
User avatar
#65 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is dumb I'm done.
#66 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
Just like all of your home worlds!

Black sun , best sun

U.E.F!
U.E.F!
U.E.F!
User avatar
#67 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is you are dumb I'm done.
#68 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
u wot m8?

I'll have you know I'm the top patriot of the entire UEF.
You freaks don't know shit about the blue of the UEF.
I'll fucking option-zero your ass.
You are nothing to me but another traitor.
Once I get my hands on Black-sun you're fucking dead kiddo!
User avatar
#69 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that guy that you posted a traitor?

Anyway, you wanna settle this 1 on 1? FAF?
User avatar
#71 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread

twice alone in the last comment
User avatar
#70 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, m8
I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance for the billionth time as Aeon, so when I saw your profile pic, I figured I'd give you my best impression of Fletcher
#116 - well 1/3 of it IS the english flag 01/06/2016 on 4chan comp. #52 +4
#54 - " the Aeon could not fully understand The Way and therefo…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
#55 - thismustbeseen (01/06/2016) [-]
I know when I'm beat. Fair enough. I am a genocidal maniac. Just hold still a minute.
User avatar
#56 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
>implying a CZAR can save you from 200 T3 Fighters and 20 Fatboys

Come at me Heretic, I will fucking Black-sun the shit out of you.
User avatar
#59 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
200 restorers can handle that
User avatar
#62 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
well...I can still spam sky-boxers from my fatboys
User avatar
#63 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh yeah? Well with a paragon I can spam everything from everywhere.
#64 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
You see that Novax centre over there?
I can fucking snipe that Paragon with my Sattelites , enjoy the stationary Nuke in your base.
User avatar
#65 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is dumb I'm done.
#66 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
Just like all of your home worlds!

Black sun , best sun

U.E.F!
U.E.F!
U.E.F!
User avatar
#67 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is you are dumb I'm done.
#68 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
u wot m8?

I'll have you know I'm the top patriot of the entire UEF.
You freaks don't know shit about the blue of the UEF.
I'll fucking option-zero your ass.
You are nothing to me but another traitor.
Once I get my hands on Black-sun you're fucking dead kiddo!
User avatar
#69 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that guy that you posted a traitor?

Anyway, you wanna settle this 1 on 1? FAF?
User avatar
#71 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread

twice alone in the last comment
User avatar
#70 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, m8
I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance for the billionth time as Aeon, so when I saw your profile pic, I figured I'd give you my best impression of Fletcher
#48 - Yes, how about you stop genociding Mankind you goddamn maniac.  [+] (15 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
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#49 - thismustbeseen (01/06/2016) [-]
User avatar
#54 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
" the Aeon could not fully understand The Way and therefore could not master it. Instead of universal peace, the Aeon Illuminate began to use the way to cleanse the humans that did not believe in The Way. "

See , the wiki agrees with me, your people are genocidal maniacs, at least the Cybrans know when to stop.
#55 - thismustbeseen (01/06/2016) [-]
I know when I'm beat. Fair enough. I am a genocidal maniac. Just hold still a minute.
User avatar
#56 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
>implying a CZAR can save you from 200 T3 Fighters and 20 Fatboys

Come at me Heretic, I will fucking Black-sun the shit out of you.
User avatar
#59 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
200 restorers can handle that
User avatar
#62 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
well...I can still spam sky-boxers from my fatboys
User avatar
#63 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh yeah? Well with a paragon I can spam everything from everywhere.
#64 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
You see that Novax centre over there?
I can fucking snipe that Paragon with my Sattelites , enjoy the stationary Nuke in your base.
User avatar
#65 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is dumb I'm done.
#66 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
Just like all of your home worlds!

Black sun , best sun

U.E.F!
U.E.F!
U.E.F!
User avatar
#67 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is you are dumb I'm done.
#68 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
u wot m8?

I'll have you know I'm the top patriot of the entire UEF.
You freaks don't know shit about the blue of the UEF.
I'll fucking option-zero your ass.
You are nothing to me but another traitor.
Once I get my hands on Black-sun you're fucking dead kiddo!
User avatar
#69 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that guy that you posted a traitor?

Anyway, you wanna settle this 1 on 1? FAF?
User avatar
#71 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread

twice alone in the last comment
User avatar
#70 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, m8
I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance for the billionth time as Aeon, so when I saw your profile pic, I figured I'd give you my best impression of Fletcher
#45 - >that profile picture ******* aeon scum  [+] (17 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Beware of I.T. People... 0
#47 - thismustbeseen (01/06/2016) [-]
Problem?
#48 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
Yes, how about you stop genociding Mankind you goddamn maniac.
User avatar
#49 - thismustbeseen (01/06/2016) [-]
User avatar
#54 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
" the Aeon could not fully understand The Way and therefore could not master it. Instead of universal peace, the Aeon Illuminate began to use the way to cleanse the humans that did not believe in The Way. "

See , the wiki agrees with me, your people are genocidal maniacs, at least the Cybrans know when to stop.
#55 - thismustbeseen (01/06/2016) [-]
I know when I'm beat. Fair enough. I am a genocidal maniac. Just hold still a minute.
User avatar
#56 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
>implying a CZAR can save you from 200 T3 Fighters and 20 Fatboys

Come at me Heretic, I will fucking Black-sun the shit out of you.
User avatar
#59 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
200 restorers can handle that
User avatar
#62 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
well...I can still spam sky-boxers from my fatboys
User avatar
#63 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh yeah? Well with a paragon I can spam everything from everywhere.
#64 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
You see that Novax centre over there?
I can fucking snipe that Paragon with my Sattelites , enjoy the stationary Nuke in your base.
User avatar
#65 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is dumb I'm done.
#66 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
Just like all of your home worlds!

Black sun , best sun

U.E.F!
U.E.F!
U.E.F!
User avatar
#67 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
k this is you are dumb I'm done.
#68 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
u wot m8?

I'll have you know I'm the top patriot of the entire UEF.
You freaks don't know shit about the blue of the UEF.
I'll fucking option-zero your ass.
You are nothing to me but another traitor.
Once I get my hands on Black-sun you're fucking dead kiddo!
User avatar
#69 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that guy that you posted a traitor?

Anyway, you wanna settle this 1 on 1? FAF?
User avatar
#71 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
like , I quoted the guy at least 3 times in this thread

twice alone in the last comment
User avatar
#70 - internetexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, m8
I just finished finished playing Forged Alliance for the billionth time as Aeon, so when I saw your profile pic, I figured I'd give you my best impression of Fletcher
#168 - using any system other than the one you grew up with is counte… 01/06/2016 on Rulers 0
#167 - yes, your scientists and the entire rest of the world populati…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Rulers 0
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#169 - malinko (01/06/2016) [-]
its not like I can do anything about it.
#166 - France's 01/06/2016 on Rulers +1
#47 - nah m8 anon would be a better choice than me 01/06/2016 on Not what I expected 0
#347 - m8 the renaisance wasn't a thing, nothing really changed excep…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Medieval 0
#353 - migueldecervantes (01/06/2016) [-]
Then, I guess it is due to your poor American education that you do not understand the importance of the Renaissance in world history.

No, you idiot, it was not "only art lol srsly br8 wut r u saying?" There was a bit more to it than that.

For instance, the Italian acquisition of Greek philosophical texts and Roman literature (Plautus, Terence and Virgil mostly). These are new ideas, and they causally led to humanism, which is exactly why we call subjects like philosophy, history, politics, etc. "humanities".

And what the fuck does Justinian I have to fucking do with the Middle Ages, you troglodytic imbecile?

There's also the fact that I didn't mention the fucking Renaissance as a separate category, but set it up as part of the Modern Period. Why did you not comment on the enlightenment? Or the Columbian exchange? Do they not count because they're "only filozophy & comerse lol srsly br8 wut r u sayin"?

You should probably stick with explaining the internet, and keep away from philosophy. Google anything historians say about the middle ages and you will find they tend to either end it in 1453, 1492 or vaguely in the 15th century.
User avatar
#354 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
no need to be such a cunt m8
#355 - migueldecervantes (01/06/2016) [-]
Okay, I'm sorry.

But you were wrong, and you ought to be man enough to admit it.
User avatar
#356 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
anyway, there are a lot of ways to look at things and the way my teacher decided to look at things was Socially, to her the Middle-ages really kicked off around the time Islam became a thing and Rome was trying to preserve the Empire , all the way to when Human rights and the Industrial revolution popped up.

European societies at large didn't exactly change all that much until way into the enlightenment.

And the reason why I'm saying the renaisance wasn't a thing is , is because frankly no one knew it was a thing until fairly recently.
An era that took place exclusively for the wealthy , which as you know is a small portion of people , shouldn't be considered as such, just because we like the thought of it.
Sure in retrospect you can give the renaisance some importance, but it didn't exactly change things for the people living in it.
#357 - migueldecervantes (01/06/2016) [-]
You're right about it not affecting most people in any way at the time, yet if a period in history has a great impact on the present it ought to be given at least some emphasis.

At the very least, it could be considered "medieval" still, but I cannot accept that such 17th century thinkers as Leibniz, Descartes or Newton can be said to be anything but Modern.

I usually trace the beginning of the Modern Period with these three: humanities in philosophy, cultural revolution (what we generally mean by "renaissance") and the scientific method. In my view, what you describe as the end of the middle ages, is in fact the end of the modern period and the beginning of the contemporary era.
User avatar
#358 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
fair enough.
we reached a conclusion then I guess.
#359 - migueldecervantes (01/07/2016) [-]
We did.

Have a good day.
#264 - yeah that comes closer already, but I was thinking a single pi… 01/05/2016 on Medieval 0
#259 - well that's not quite it, but it's the closest thing I guess.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Medieval 0
#263 - cherubium (01/05/2016) [-]
Better picture with lamellar armor.
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#303 - yugzer (01/05/2016) [-]
Why can't i tell if this is a painted picture or a photo?
#324 - cherubium (01/05/2016) [-]
No idea but it clearly is a photo.
User avatar
#264 - internetexplain (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah that comes closer already, but I was thinking a single piece.

Idk how to describe it.
Looks like plate but is brown I guess?

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#336 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Nazi German faggot
User avatar #335 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
tot
aufwiedersehen
#334 - theoldfritz (09/24/2015) [-]
Deus Vult
User avatar #332 - systemattic (09/15/2015) [-]
You´re not even na original themed account

You're just a leech on someone's else idea

You're pathetic

******* faggot
#333 to #332 - internetexplain (09/15/2015) [-]
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Rage harder faggot.
#329 - jonnyfrosty (08/02/2015) [-]
He, Sie! Ja, Sie! Was denken Sie was Sie da tun, so ganz ohne Hosen, hm? Erklären Sie sich
User avatar #330 to #329 - internetexplain (08/02/2015) [-]
it's midnight , I'm about to go to sleep to take a break from work.
I sweat a lot in the summer-sun , enough for it to seep through my pants , so while I sleep I wash my pants , thus I can't wear them until they are dry.
User avatar #331 to #330 - jonnyfrosty (08/03/2015) [-]
Wenn du so schwitzt solltest du dir vielleicht eine Alternative zu deiner hautengen Lack- und Lederkleidung suchen, die du normalerweise trägst. Ich mein ja nur
#328 - syrianassassinsoul (07/20/2015) [-]
Hitler died for THIS!
User avatar #327 to #322 - internetexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
top lel m8
User avatar #311 - damping (05/27/2015) [-]
I told you America is a force of good.
#312 to #311 - rageblade (05/28/2015) [-]
no no
America is good at using force
User avatar #306 - posttwo (05/26/2015) [-]
I love you
User avatar #310 to #306 - internetexplain (05/27/2015) [-]
lol wat
what's going on in this thread?
#307 to #306 - administrator (05/26/2015) [-]
I love him too
User avatar #308 to #307 - admonistratur (05/26/2015) [-]
So do I
User avatar #295 - sciencexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
bro i need ur Skype username, it's super important
User avatar #296 to #295 - internetexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
King_Europe
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#301 to #300 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
But what am I resisting
#303 to #302 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
Well maybe if you'd take me to a nice restaurant for once
#304 to #303 - internetexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
but all the fancy restaurants are IN you, there aren't any decent ones in the rest of the world , and I can't afford any of them to begin with.
User avatar #265 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Do you like Merkel?
User avatar #266 to #265 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
no , but as a german comedian put it

" as long as this woman is alive , let's just stop voting and let her pick her coalition partner "
User avatar #267 to #266 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She's got a 70% approval rating. That is unheard of in the US.
User avatar #270 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
and frankly , if she's doing nothing , she can't do anything wrong.
that and her antics of " we must find a solution together " on every issue
User avatar #271 to #270 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Nothing get's done in the US either, and we aren't exactly happy about it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well here is the thing , I don't like her , but I can't say she's making bad decisions , in fact , as I see it and most people as well , she isn't doing **** and becomes exceedingly efficient at it.
User avatar #269 to #268 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She is a bigger flip-flopper than Mitt Romney. That is why she always seems like she is on the right side.
User avatar #272 to #269 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes , exactly.

another quote from the same comedian :

" When an angry mob stands in front of Merkel , raging and yelling at her , she just turns around and goes like ' hehe they're backing me ' "
User avatar #273 to #272 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Which angry mobs? All this stuff about the BND, and the Fourteen Eyes, and Germany and Merkel begging to be in the 5 Eyes. Merkel knew all along, and acted outraged when she found out her phone was being tapped. If you recall Germans in particular were the harshest when the whole Snowden thing came out towards the US. Claiming we are an evil empire and a 3rd world nation and whatever.

Then the whole thing with dropping Nuclear Power and moving to bituminous coal and acting like it is good for environment. Because the Earthqauke+Tsunami thing that happened in Japan is totally going to happen in Bavaria. And the German people eat it up.
User avatar #274 to #273 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Hypothetical angry mob , because metaphors bruh
User avatar #275 to #274 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Germans remind me of a hivemind. Like a bunch of worker ants. They love doing work, don't question authority, are every efficient and society oriented. Like the perfect culture for communism ironically.

Unlike the US which is based on ruthless competition.
User avatar #277 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
ironically , because the Weimar Republic was established as opposed to the Spartacist Republic the rise of Hitler was even possible , because the Weimar republic had some really ****** laws regarding the Imperial President , like , you can see whose position he's replacing just by looking at his title , and he wielded a similar amount of power.
User avatar #279 to #277 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
If only Frederick Wilhelm the dumbass listened to Bismark and didn't piss off England. Or even asked for peace with Britain and France after you defeated the Russians.
User avatar #282 to #279 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
The real Problem here was actually Belgium's lack of cooperation.

Emperor Wilhelm II didn't want to face France at the maginot line , requested trespassing rights from the King of Belgium , was denied , and obsessed with Prestige as he was , attacked Belgium to get his way regardless , which forced Belgium's ally - the British Empire - who was formerly a supporter of Germany (despite the Navy issue) , into the war.
User avatar #276 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well remember mein jude , germans invented communism , the only thing that stopped us from being communist after we exiled the emperor was just a single hour time difference between 2 guys calling out 2 different Republics , 1 being a capitalist democracy , the other a socialist democracy
User avatar #278 to #276 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Too bad communism doesn't work though, because you will always have people taking advantage of the system for their own gain Merkel and her cronies. . Now of course, you will say that happens in capitalism too. But the difference is, that is an outright goal of capitalism, and everyone knows it is being done.

Face it, the US is the closest one can get to a Meritocracy on the planet right now.
User avatar #280 to #278 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Debatable , especially if you think about the ridiculous debt people make when they want to Study in the U.S , in Europe , specifically Germany and the Scandinavian countries , are encouraging people to study by funding their education.

Remember that , a meritocracy is a system that encourages and rewards effort and innovations , and I'd say a state that discourages higher education like you guys do , is the exact opposite of meritocracy
User avatar #287 to #280 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
My last exam of my college career is tomorrow. The US encourages and rewards efforts too. I go to a private school where the tuition is $55,000 a year. Because my parents are wealthy, I am graduating debt free. Every single one of my friends is getting tuition help from the University, in fact most don't have to pay tuition at all, just room and board.

If I went to my state University, I would only have to pay $8,000 a year. In fact, my dad said if I went there instead he would give me half the difference in cost, which would be around $80,000. But, my mom went here, and I have always loved this school and have always been a fan of the football team. I majored in Mechanical Engineering and I am going to be making $60,000 yearly plus bonus right out of school. Even if I had loans, I could pay them off easily. This system encourages useful majors.

Why should society have to pay for more English majors?
User avatar #288 to #287 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Lel , dat last one , sick burn m9

but anyway , arguing over the details aside , every industrial society is a meritocracy right now.
Sure , that can change once China becomes a 1st world country , but when that happens , there won't be enough resources left on the planet for China to sustain it for even 1 day.
User avatar #289 to #288 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
What? Are you an English Major?

And I wouldn't be so sure we are going to run out of resources.
User avatar #290 to #289 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Nah , I was serious , but any comment in way shape or form in my manner of speaking , would sound as if I was mocking you.

also , I'm pretty ******* sure we're running out of Resources.

Here is the deal with capitalism - to get more money , you need a greater production , to have a greater production you need more resources , the get more resources you need money.

fast forward 2 centuries of capitalism and industrialization

your state requires you to have infinite growth , because if you don't " muh economy is breaking down " and " recession , my god , recession , soon we will be greece "
and because of infinite growth , all industrial nations right now , require 40% of all resources just to sustain their standard of living.

Now imagine what happens when China AND India become industrial nations.
since the industrialized world amounts to about 1 billion people currently , China and India each would require another 40% of all of earth's resources to sustain a standard of living similar to our current one.

Where you gonna get dem 120% from ***** ?
User avatar #291 to #290 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
That is assuming technology doesn't reduce our consumption. I think you will find humans are very good at surviving.
User avatar #292 to #291 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Indeed but unlike your assumption , mine isn't exactly far fetched.
Do you have any idea how often we ran out of resources in history?

Let's just say - very often.
User avatar #293 to #292 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
And yet, we are still here, consuming more and more.
User avatar #294 to #293 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes and since history will most likely repeat itself , we will solve that problem temporarily via another global war.
#284 to #281 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
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Wanna join in?
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User avatar #286 to #284 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
I think I'll pass, thank you
User avatar #283 to #281 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Don't the notifications ever get old?
User avatar #285 to #283 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm used to it
User avatar #260 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #261 to #260 - internetexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
top ebin
User avatar #262 to #261 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
you're a well butter my butt and call me a biscuit-y faggot
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