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#68 - anon , I don't want to bother you with science so I'll keep it… 12/05/2015 on I Thot U Said 0
#69 - ay m8 what's the song name for this one? 12/05/2015 on He's a good salesman 0
#21 - it's because they switched sides , in America at least. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on Impending shitstorm +3
#27 - comicironic (12/04/2015) [-]
Nah, people who get labeled conservatives are still social conservatives, and aren't liberals.
And "libruls" aren't conservatives, but tend to be progressives.
#175 - Yes , actually I can pin point it to the very city it is locat… 12/04/2015 on (untitled) +1
#87 - what?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on just a joke. 0
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#88 - cognosceteipsum (12/03/2015) [-]
Reminds me of you and your dad
#86 - you ******* wot m8? ***** you ain't me , don…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on just a joke. 0
#90 - GovernorMaxwell (12/03/2015) [-]
#50 - it's a rule of nature really. Prey = vegetarian H…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on *Watches Star Wars Once* +1
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#60 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/02/2015) [-]
I mean she didn't even fucking register all the weird shit going on. Lucky for her none of it was dangerous.
#24 - why'd you white-out the name?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2015 on Yayaya I am Lorde! +29
#49 - thecrayzeeman (12/02/2015) [-]
Well played, good sir.
#34 - ugoboom (12/02/2015) [-]
>>#25 help me out here
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#53 - bitchitroll (12/03/2015) [-]
Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now!
#44 - donbionicle (12/02/2015) [-]
How could you of all people not be of the getting of the joke?
#45 - ugoboom (12/02/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't study my dank memes
I'll do better next time mommy
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#35 - bewailedbadger (12/02/2015) [-]
Because you can't see him.
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#25 - bewailedbadger (12/02/2015) [-]
It took me a moment.

Well played.
#49 - on ice  [+] (17 new replies) 12/02/2015 on Bananah +25
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#58 - kimmu (12/02/2015) [-]
& Knuckles
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#69 - rihardololz (12/02/2015) [-]
by Todd Howard
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#72 - enlightednatzie (12/02/2015) [-]
& Adolf Hitler
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#74 - megpoidgumibear (12/02/2015) [-]
In
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#79 - kurtlanglie (12/02/2015) [-]
this summer's
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#81 - donbionicle (12/02/2015) [-]
gaping
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#82 - megpoidgumibear (12/02/2015) [-]
Asshole
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#83 - itemsgod (12/02/2015) [-]
2: Electric
#86 - arandomjunker has deleted their comment.
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#85 - amatsuka (12/02/2015) [-]
Tranny
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#90 - bahtzee (12/02/2015) [-]
Chode
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#94 - YorkieCup (12/02/2015) [-]
& Knuckles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#91 - yeahyeahz (12/02/2015) [-]
,but whilst I skipped
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#105 - flangel (12/02/2015) [-]
I nutt
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#106 - manza (12/02/2015) [-]
This is Patrick Stewart on ice & Knuckles by Todd Howard & Adolf Hitler in this summer's Gaping Asshole 2: Electric Tranny Chode, but whilst I skipped I nutt.
#125 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
That was amazing.
#108 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
#139 - when someone gives the exact same answer you do , but you're w… 12/02/2015 on Shy people unite...online +14
#92 - Cyrodiil is merely the home province of the glorious Septim Em… 12/01/2015 on (untitled) +3
#88 - As you can see on this map , it is. And it was like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on (untitled) +2
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#89 - vvardenfell (12/01/2015) [-]
Not really, if tht was the case, there would be no borders and one giant "Cyrodiil".
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#92 - internetexplain (12/01/2015) [-]
Cyrodiil is merely the home province of the glorious Septim Empire, aka the Empire of Tamriel , as depicted in pic above with ALL of it's provinces.

This would be like saying the Roman Empire , when being depicted as a collection of the Provinces it consists of , should be just 1 big "Latium" , or else it isn't the Roman Empire.

you see the problem in your statement here?

#77 - If Atmorans (aka Imperials and Nords) aren't master race , exp…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#87 - vvardenfell (12/01/2015) [-]
Good question, if they are master race, why isn't all the continent under total control and domination?
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#88 - internetexplain (12/01/2015) [-]
As you can see on this map , it is.

And it was like that until the early 4th Era m8
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#89 - vvardenfell (12/01/2015) [-]
Not really, if tht was the case, there would be no borders and one giant "Cyrodiil".
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#92 - internetexplain (12/01/2015) [-]
Cyrodiil is merely the home province of the glorious Septim Empire, aka the Empire of Tamriel , as depicted in pic above with ALL of it's provinces.

This would be like saying the Roman Empire , when being depicted as a collection of the Provinces it consists of , should be just 1 big "Latium" , or else it isn't the Roman Empire.

you see the problem in your statement here?

#25 - No ***** , this is ******* Guerilla warfare. 12/01/2015 on No Dick No stick :^) +23
#74 - >master race >any mer race top ******* …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2015 on (untitled) +2
#86 - vvardenfell (12/01/2015) [-]
Two fucking racist ignorant who couldn't tell a khajiit from a dwemer, on top of that Pelinal is a time criminal, Nothing grants him the right to go back in time and kill elves for shits and giggles.
Inb4 the nine, they never do anything and have no rights over mortals.
#76 - akulakhan (12/01/2015) [-]
>implying Snow Elves cucked to death by Atmoran savages and the Dwemer represent elves
>implying Nigger Elves Ayleids cucked to death by their former slaves represent elves
>implying the Dunmer aren't the best kind of Mer around since the Dwemer
>implying Pelinal 'Those Khajiits or whatever must be elves too, slaughter them for no other reason' Whitestrake is someone to look up to (even though I don't even like skooma cats)
>implying likewise with Ysgramor and his shitty 'bonus damage to elves' axe
#77 - internetexplain (12/01/2015) [-]
If Atmorans (aka Imperials and Nords) aren't master race , explain this.
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#87 - vvardenfell (12/01/2015) [-]
Good question, if they are master race, why isn't all the continent under total control and domination?
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#88 - internetexplain (12/01/2015) [-]
As you can see on this map , it is.

And it was like that until the early 4th Era m8
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#89 - vvardenfell (12/01/2015) [-]
Not really, if tht was the case, there would be no borders and one giant "Cyrodiil".
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#92 - internetexplain (12/01/2015) [-]
Cyrodiil is merely the home province of the glorious Septim Empire, aka the Empire of Tamriel , as depicted in pic above with ALL of it's provinces.

This would be like saying the Roman Empire , when being depicted as a collection of the Provinces it consists of , should be just 1 big "Latium" , or else it isn't the Roman Empire.

you see the problem in your statement here?

#226 - anon , in case you check replies I'll make it short for yo… 12/01/2015 on NOw days 0
#164 - look at the pictures side by side first panel 1 perso…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on How to make undertale comics +1
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#173 - wontforget (12/01/2015) [-]
Thank
#17 - man Vader is younger than I thought.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on c3po 0
#33 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
I guess Lucas didn't count the years all that well when he planned the prequels. It's almost as if they were made lazily or something.
#16 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on c3po 0
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#18 - bewailedbadger (11/29/2015) [-]
Alright. I thought it was, I just had to make sure.
#2 - tip top kek 11/29/2015 on Monkees +1
#4 - BY stands for Battle of Yavin , aka the destruction of the 1st…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2015 on c3po 0
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#15 - bewailedbadger (11/29/2015) [-]
Was the first Death Star the one that destroyed Alderaan?
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#16 - internetexplain (11/29/2015) [-]
yes
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#18 - bewailedbadger (11/29/2015) [-]
Alright. I thought it was, I just had to make sure.
#6 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
According to Wookiepedia, Vader was born in 42 BBY, so it's actually more like 70.

AND we've seen a similar droid in the beginning of Phantom Menace.
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#17 - internetexplain (11/29/2015) [-]
man Vader is younger than I thought.
#33 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
I guess Lucas didn't count the years all that well when he planned the prequels. It's almost as if they were made lazily or something.
#1 - kek/10 11/29/2015 on Japan is a funny place +7
#237 - Picture 11/28/2015 on VOICE BATTLE NOW! +1
#52 - holy **** wasn't that from Admin's previous sticky?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on LEAVE +6
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#68 - StinkyCheese (11/28/2015) [-]
Someone might have posted it there, I've been sitting on it for a month or so waiting for an opportunity to post it.
#71 - let it snow 11/28/2015 on Ayyyy lmao +1

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#336 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Nazi German faggot
User avatar #335 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
tot
aufwiedersehen
#334 - theoldfritz (09/24/2015) [-]
Deus Vult
User avatar #332 - systemattic (09/15/2015) [-]
You´re not even na original themed account

You're just a leech on someone's else idea

You're pathetic

******* faggot
#333 to #332 - internetexplain (09/15/2015) [-]
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Rage harder faggot.
#329 - jonnyfrosty (08/02/2015) [-]
He, Sie! Ja, Sie! Was denken Sie was Sie da tun, so ganz ohne Hosen, hm? Erklären Sie sich
User avatar #330 to #329 - internetexplain (08/02/2015) [-]
it's midnight , I'm about to go to sleep to take a break from work.
I sweat a lot in the summer-sun , enough for it to seep through my pants , so while I sleep I wash my pants , thus I can't wear them until they are dry.
User avatar #331 to #330 - jonnyfrosty (08/03/2015) [-]
Wenn du so schwitzt solltest du dir vielleicht eine Alternative zu deiner hautengen Lack- und Lederkleidung suchen, die du normalerweise trägst. Ich mein ja nur
#328 - syrianassassinsoul (07/20/2015) [-]
Hitler died for THIS!
User avatar #327 to #322 - internetexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
top lel m8
User avatar #311 - damping (05/27/2015) [-]
I told you America is a force of good.
#312 to #311 - rageblade (05/28/2015) [-]
no no
America is good at using force
User avatar #306 - posttwo (05/26/2015) [-]
I love you
User avatar #310 to #306 - internetexplain (05/27/2015) [-]
lol wat
what's going on in this thread?
#307 to #306 - administrator (05/26/2015) [-]
I love him too
User avatar #308 to #307 - admonistratur (05/26/2015) [-]
So do I
User avatar #295 - sciencexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
bro i need ur Skype username, it's super important
User avatar #296 to #295 - internetexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
King_Europe
location : antarctica
#301 to #300 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
But what am I resisting
#303 to #302 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
Well maybe if you'd take me to a nice restaurant for once
#304 to #303 - internetexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
but all the fancy restaurants are IN you, there aren't any decent ones in the rest of the world , and I can't afford any of them to begin with.
User avatar #265 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Do you like Merkel?
User avatar #266 to #265 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
no , but as a german comedian put it

" as long as this woman is alive , let's just stop voting and let her pick her coalition partner "
User avatar #267 to #266 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She's got a 70% approval rating. That is unheard of in the US.
User avatar #270 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
and frankly , if she's doing nothing , she can't do anything wrong.
that and her antics of " we must find a solution together " on every issue
User avatar #271 to #270 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Nothing get's done in the US either, and we aren't exactly happy about it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well here is the thing , I don't like her , but I can't say she's making bad decisions , in fact , as I see it and most people as well , she isn't doing **** and becomes exceedingly efficient at it.
User avatar #269 to #268 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She is a bigger flip-flopper than Mitt Romney. That is why she always seems like she is on the right side.
User avatar #272 to #269 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes , exactly.

another quote from the same comedian :

" When an angry mob stands in front of Merkel , raging and yelling at her , she just turns around and goes like ' hehe they're backing me ' "
User avatar #273 to #272 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Which angry mobs? All this stuff about the BND, and the Fourteen Eyes, and Germany and Merkel begging to be in the 5 Eyes. Merkel knew all along, and acted outraged when she found out her phone was being tapped. If you recall Germans in particular were the harshest when the whole Snowden thing came out towards the US. Claiming we are an evil empire and a 3rd world nation and whatever.

Then the whole thing with dropping Nuclear Power and moving to bituminous coal and acting like it is good for environment. Because the Earthqauke+Tsunami thing that happened in Japan is totally going to happen in Bavaria. And the German people eat it up.
User avatar #274 to #273 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Hypothetical angry mob , because metaphors bruh
User avatar #275 to #274 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Germans remind me of a hivemind. Like a bunch of worker ants. They love doing work, don't question authority, are every efficient and society oriented. Like the perfect culture for communism ironically.

Unlike the US which is based on ruthless competition.
User avatar #277 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
ironically , because the Weimar Republic was established as opposed to the Spartacist Republic the rise of Hitler was even possible , because the Weimar republic had some really ****** laws regarding the Imperial President , like , you can see whose position he's replacing just by looking at his title , and he wielded a similar amount of power.
User avatar #279 to #277 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
If only Frederick Wilhelm the dumbass listened to Bismark and didn't piss off England. Or even asked for peace with Britain and France after you defeated the Russians.
User avatar #282 to #279 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
The real Problem here was actually Belgium's lack of cooperation.

Emperor Wilhelm II didn't want to face France at the maginot line , requested trespassing rights from the King of Belgium , was denied , and obsessed with Prestige as he was , attacked Belgium to get his way regardless , which forced Belgium's ally - the British Empire - who was formerly a supporter of Germany (despite the Navy issue) , into the war.
User avatar #276 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well remember mein jude , germans invented communism , the only thing that stopped us from being communist after we exiled the emperor was just a single hour time difference between 2 guys calling out 2 different Republics , 1 being a capitalist democracy , the other a socialist democracy
User avatar #278 to #276 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Too bad communism doesn't work though, because you will always have people taking advantage of the system for their own gain Merkel and her cronies. . Now of course, you will say that happens in capitalism too. But the difference is, that is an outright goal of capitalism, and everyone knows it is being done.

Face it, the US is the closest one can get to a Meritocracy on the planet right now.
User avatar #280 to #278 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Debatable , especially if you think about the ridiculous debt people make when they want to Study in the U.S , in Europe , specifically Germany and the Scandinavian countries , are encouraging people to study by funding their education.

Remember that , a meritocracy is a system that encourages and rewards effort and innovations , and I'd say a state that discourages higher education like you guys do , is the exact opposite of meritocracy
User avatar #287 to #280 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
My last exam of my college career is tomorrow. The US encourages and rewards efforts too. I go to a private school where the tuition is $55,000 a year. Because my parents are wealthy, I am graduating debt free. Every single one of my friends is getting tuition help from the University, in fact most don't have to pay tuition at all, just room and board.

If I went to my state University, I would only have to pay $8,000 a year. In fact, my dad said if I went there instead he would give me half the difference in cost, which would be around $80,000. But, my mom went here, and I have always loved this school and have always been a fan of the football team. I majored in Mechanical Engineering and I am going to be making $60,000 yearly plus bonus right out of school. Even if I had loans, I could pay them off easily. This system encourages useful majors.

Why should society have to pay for more English majors?
User avatar #288 to #287 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Lel , dat last one , sick burn m9

but anyway , arguing over the details aside , every industrial society is a meritocracy right now.
Sure , that can change once China becomes a 1st world country , but when that happens , there won't be enough resources left on the planet for China to sustain it for even 1 day.
User avatar #289 to #288 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
What? Are you an English Major?

And I wouldn't be so sure we are going to run out of resources.
User avatar #290 to #289 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Nah , I was serious , but any comment in way shape or form in my manner of speaking , would sound as if I was mocking you.

also , I'm pretty ******* sure we're running out of Resources.

Here is the deal with capitalism - to get more money , you need a greater production , to have a greater production you need more resources , the get more resources you need money.

fast forward 2 centuries of capitalism and industrialization

your state requires you to have infinite growth , because if you don't " muh economy is breaking down " and " recession , my god , recession , soon we will be greece "
and because of infinite growth , all industrial nations right now , require 40% of all resources just to sustain their standard of living.

Now imagine what happens when China AND India become industrial nations.
since the industrialized world amounts to about 1 billion people currently , China and India each would require another 40% of all of earth's resources to sustain a standard of living similar to our current one.

Where you gonna get dem 120% from ***** ?
User avatar #291 to #290 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
That is assuming technology doesn't reduce our consumption. I think you will find humans are very good at surviving.
User avatar #292 to #291 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Indeed but unlike your assumption , mine isn't exactly far fetched.
Do you have any idea how often we ran out of resources in history?

Let's just say - very often.
User avatar #293 to #292 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
And yet, we are still here, consuming more and more.
User avatar #294 to #293 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes and since history will most likely repeat itself , we will solve that problem temporarily via another global war.
#284 to #281 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
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Wanna join in?
I'm sure you'll get more mentions in this thread soon enough.
User avatar #286 to #284 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
I think I'll pass, thank you
User avatar #283 to #281 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Don't the notifications ever get old?
User avatar #285 to #283 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm used to it
User avatar #260 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #261 to #260 - internetexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
top ebin
User avatar #262 to #261 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
you're a well butter my butt and call me a biscuit-y faggot
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