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#69 - did you ask them to give you one without latrags?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on 4chan +7
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#77 - subcelestial (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh, and don't forget the scrobbles.
#72 - yeah and Mankind implies species already , so it's not only ri…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Growing up on FJ +1
#80 - enlightednatzie (12/09/2015) [-]
Ladies, ladies, please. There is no ''species'' or ''races'' of human beans. There are just layers, like onions and white people are the epitome of the onion. We are the cebtral core, the ones who build the onion. We are the onion.

Get out of my swamp
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#74 - cognosceteipsum (12/09/2015) [-]
it's pretty obvious though

no I don't think you're autistic.
#69 - really? You think typing Mankind is a bigger deal than typ…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Growing up on FJ 0
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#71 - cognosceteipsum (12/09/2015) [-]
it's what comes to mind
and human race is still easier than human species
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#72 - internetexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
yeah and Mankind implies species already , so it's not only right but easier to type.
And you think I'M autistic.
top fucking kek
#80 - enlightednatzie (12/09/2015) [-]
Ladies, ladies, please. There is no ''species'' or ''races'' of human beans. There are just layers, like onions and white people are the epitome of the onion. We are the cebtral core, the ones who build the onion. We are the onion.

Get out of my swamp
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#74 - cognosceteipsum (12/09/2015) [-]
it's pretty obvious though

no I don't think you're autistic.
#55 - fair enough I guess 12/09/2015 on Random Fact Comp. #72 0
#53 - no, like , I look in the mirror and can't tell. It varies …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Random Fact Comp. #72 0
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#54 - lexbomber (12/09/2015) [-]
go for middle-ground and say hazel, my brother and sister have similar eyes like that, and they just call their eyes hazel
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#55 - internetexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
fair enough I guess
#50 - man I wish I could join this eye-colour talk but I don't even …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Random Fact Comp. #72 0
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#51 - lexbomber (12/09/2015) [-]
why not just go through some database online or something to find out?
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#53 - internetexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
no, like , I look in the mirror and can't tell.
It varies strongly depending on the light.

I've managed to see 3 entirely different eye-colours on myself so far , just with different light intensity.

Green , Brown and Amber

and I really don't fucking know which one it is.
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#54 - lexbomber (12/09/2015) [-]
go for middle-ground and say hazel, my brother and sister have similar eyes like that, and they just call their eyes hazel
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#55 - internetexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
fair enough I guess
#60 - doesn't make it less wrong  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Growing up on FJ 0
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#68 - cognosceteipsum (12/09/2015) [-]
So? It's a hassle to type human species each time if it's only to please sperglords
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#69 - internetexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
really?
You think typing Mankind is a bigger deal than typing Human Race , which is not only wrong , but longer?
Did you ever think this through?
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#71 - cognosceteipsum (12/09/2015) [-]
it's what comes to mind
and human race is still easier than human species
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#72 - internetexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
yeah and Mankind implies species already , so it's not only right but easier to type.
And you think I'M autistic.
top fucking kek
#80 - enlightednatzie (12/09/2015) [-]
Ladies, ladies, please. There is no ''species'' or ''races'' of human beans. There are just layers, like onions and white people are the epitome of the onion. We are the cebtral core, the ones who build the onion. We are the onion.

Get out of my swamp
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#74 - cognosceteipsum (12/09/2015) [-]
it's pretty obvious though

no I don't think you're autistic.
#59 - remember the daily obligatory guilt-trip ww2 documentary runni… 12/09/2015 on Growing up on FJ 0
#204 - the reality of it is that it doesn't work you may end… 12/09/2015 on Alpha Stories #1 +1
#12 - which is why a ditto that got EV trained in HP is a ******…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on Whew +21
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#18 - dreygur (12/09/2015) [-]
EV trained into HP, IV bred into everything.

Unf.
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#40 - thank 12/09/2015 on Random Twitter Reposts #1 +1
#35 - who even is that guy?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Random Twitter Reposts #1 0
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#39 - omariuso (12/09/2015) [-]
It's John Oliver .
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#40 - internetexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
thank
#4 - well m8 I just wrote an exam with that exact kind of question.… 12/08/2015 on Well, Bobby's not wrong +2
#55 - Big daddy ******* 12/08/2015 on but my dealer said it was... 0
#15 - don't you mean Super Admin Guru?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on MFW I am the System... +6
#23 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Pleb, super admin is real thing.
#22 - youxbarstard (12/08/2015) [-]
Can we just call you Guru for short?
#28 - llllxeallll (12/08/2015) [-]
super admin guru allows this
#32 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain… 12/08/2015 on Good guy James 0
#30 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Good guy James +2
#31 - hubabalu (12/08/2015) [-]
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**hubabalu rolled image** Thx lil' mama
#32 - internetexplain (12/08/2015) [-]
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You're welcome.
#19 - depends what kind of blood cell. White blood cells , …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Good guy James 0
#24 - hubabalu (12/08/2015) [-]
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**hubabalu rolled image** I have too many white blood cells apparently.
#30 - internetexplain (12/08/2015) [-]
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nice roll
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**hubabalu rolled image** Thx lil' mama
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You're welcome.
#100246 - nice propaganda. I don't know where to begin with the…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#100257 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
America
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#100250 - cognosceteipsum (12/07/2015) [-]
Tell that to the anon

You'd know about historical inaccuracies...
#58 - because you're still a goddamn kid and your parents legally ow…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Google is Judging You 0
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#59 - notanotheraccount (12/06/2015) [-]
Thats pretty retarded.
#21 - it's kind of relevant in a symbolical kind of way. 12/05/2015 on (untitled) +1
#18 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2015 on (untitled) +1
#20 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** I just gotta hope to roll something relevant
#24 - meaux (12/05/2015) [-]
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**meaux rolled image** With your german powers combined, WE ARE!
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#21 - internetexplain (12/05/2015) [-]
it's kind of relevant in a symbolical kind of way.
#29 - to be fair , Germany's age of consent is about as low with 14 …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Google is Judging You 0
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#42 - notanotheraccount (12/05/2015) [-]
Why would you ever need someones consent to convert?
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#58 - internetexplain (12/06/2015) [-]
because you're still a goddamn kid and your parents legally own you
doing anything without your parents consent is basically a crime
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#59 - notanotheraccount (12/06/2015) [-]
Thats pretty retarded.
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#17 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2015) [-]
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Well it only means we aren't German , but trust me , it will work eventually , we just have to ... kill the jews.
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** I just gotta hope to roll something relevant
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**meaux rolled image** With your german powers combined, WE ARE!
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#21 - internetexplain (12/05/2015) [-]
it's kind of relevant in a symbolical kind of way.

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#336 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Nazi German faggot
User avatar #335 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
tot
aufwiedersehen
#334 - theoldfritz (09/24/2015) [-]
Deus Vult
User avatar #332 - systemattic (09/15/2015) [-]
You´re not even na original themed account

You're just a leech on someone's else idea

You're pathetic

******* faggot
#333 to #332 - internetexplain (09/15/2015) [-]
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Rage harder faggot.
#329 - jonnyfrosty (08/02/2015) [-]
He, Sie! Ja, Sie! Was denken Sie was Sie da tun, so ganz ohne Hosen, hm? Erklären Sie sich
User avatar #330 to #329 - internetexplain (08/02/2015) [-]
it's midnight , I'm about to go to sleep to take a break from work.
I sweat a lot in the summer-sun , enough for it to seep through my pants , so while I sleep I wash my pants , thus I can't wear them until they are dry.
User avatar #331 to #330 - jonnyfrosty (08/03/2015) [-]
Wenn du so schwitzt solltest du dir vielleicht eine Alternative zu deiner hautengen Lack- und Lederkleidung suchen, die du normalerweise trägst. Ich mein ja nur
#328 - syrianassassinsoul (07/20/2015) [-]
Hitler died for THIS!
User avatar #327 to #322 - internetexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
top lel m8
User avatar #311 - damping (05/27/2015) [-]
I told you America is a force of good.
#312 to #311 - rageblade (05/28/2015) [-]
no no
America is good at using force
User avatar #306 - posttwo (05/26/2015) [-]
I love you
User avatar #310 to #306 - internetexplain (05/27/2015) [-]
lol wat
what's going on in this thread?
#307 to #306 - administrator (05/26/2015) [-]
I love him too
User avatar #308 to #307 - admonistratur (05/26/2015) [-]
So do I
User avatar #295 - sciencexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
bro i need ur Skype username, it's super important
User avatar #296 to #295 - internetexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
King_Europe
location : antarctica
#301 to #300 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
But what am I resisting
#303 to #302 - europe (05/24/2015) [-]
Well maybe if you'd take me to a nice restaurant for once
#304 to #303 - internetexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
but all the fancy restaurants are IN you, there aren't any decent ones in the rest of the world , and I can't afford any of them to begin with.
User avatar #265 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Do you like Merkel?
User avatar #266 to #265 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
no , but as a german comedian put it

" as long as this woman is alive , let's just stop voting and let her pick her coalition partner "
User avatar #267 to #266 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She's got a 70% approval rating. That is unheard of in the US.
User avatar #270 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
and frankly , if she's doing nothing , she can't do anything wrong.
that and her antics of " we must find a solution together " on every issue
User avatar #271 to #270 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Nothing get's done in the US either, and we aren't exactly happy about it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well here is the thing , I don't like her , but I can't say she's making bad decisions , in fact , as I see it and most people as well , she isn't doing **** and becomes exceedingly efficient at it.
User avatar #269 to #268 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She is a bigger flip-flopper than Mitt Romney. That is why she always seems like she is on the right side.
User avatar #272 to #269 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes , exactly.

another quote from the same comedian :

" When an angry mob stands in front of Merkel , raging and yelling at her , she just turns around and goes like ' hehe they're backing me ' "
User avatar #273 to #272 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Which angry mobs? All this stuff about the BND, and the Fourteen Eyes, and Germany and Merkel begging to be in the 5 Eyes. Merkel knew all along, and acted outraged when she found out her phone was being tapped. If you recall Germans in particular were the harshest when the whole Snowden thing came out towards the US. Claiming we are an evil empire and a 3rd world nation and whatever.

Then the whole thing with dropping Nuclear Power and moving to bituminous coal and acting like it is good for environment. Because the Earthqauke+Tsunami thing that happened in Japan is totally going to happen in Bavaria. And the German people eat it up.
User avatar #274 to #273 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Hypothetical angry mob , because metaphors bruh
User avatar #275 to #274 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Germans remind me of a hivemind. Like a bunch of worker ants. They love doing work, don't question authority, are every efficient and society oriented. Like the perfect culture for communism ironically.

Unlike the US which is based on ruthless competition.
User avatar #277 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
ironically , because the Weimar Republic was established as opposed to the Spartacist Republic the rise of Hitler was even possible , because the Weimar republic had some really ****** laws regarding the Imperial President , like , you can see whose position he's replacing just by looking at his title , and he wielded a similar amount of power.
User avatar #279 to #277 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
If only Frederick Wilhelm the dumbass listened to Bismark and didn't piss off England. Or even asked for peace with Britain and France after you defeated the Russians.
User avatar #282 to #279 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
The real Problem here was actually Belgium's lack of cooperation.

Emperor Wilhelm II didn't want to face France at the maginot line , requested trespassing rights from the King of Belgium , was denied , and obsessed with Prestige as he was , attacked Belgium to get his way regardless , which forced Belgium's ally - the British Empire - who was formerly a supporter of Germany (despite the Navy issue) , into the war.
User avatar #276 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well remember mein jude , germans invented communism , the only thing that stopped us from being communist after we exiled the emperor was just a single hour time difference between 2 guys calling out 2 different Republics , 1 being a capitalist democracy , the other a socialist democracy
User avatar #278 to #276 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Too bad communism doesn't work though, because you will always have people taking advantage of the system for their own gain Merkel and her cronies. . Now of course, you will say that happens in capitalism too. But the difference is, that is an outright goal of capitalism, and everyone knows it is being done.

Face it, the US is the closest one can get to a Meritocracy on the planet right now.
User avatar #280 to #278 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Debatable , especially if you think about the ridiculous debt people make when they want to Study in the U.S , in Europe , specifically Germany and the Scandinavian countries , are encouraging people to study by funding their education.

Remember that , a meritocracy is a system that encourages and rewards effort and innovations , and I'd say a state that discourages higher education like you guys do , is the exact opposite of meritocracy
User avatar #287 to #280 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
My last exam of my college career is tomorrow. The US encourages and rewards efforts too. I go to a private school where the tuition is $55,000 a year. Because my parents are wealthy, I am graduating debt free. Every single one of my friends is getting tuition help from the University, in fact most don't have to pay tuition at all, just room and board.

If I went to my state University, I would only have to pay $8,000 a year. In fact, my dad said if I went there instead he would give me half the difference in cost, which would be around $80,000. But, my mom went here, and I have always loved this school and have always been a fan of the football team. I majored in Mechanical Engineering and I am going to be making $60,000 yearly plus bonus right out of school. Even if I had loans, I could pay them off easily. This system encourages useful majors.

Why should society have to pay for more English majors?
User avatar #288 to #287 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Lel , dat last one , sick burn m9

but anyway , arguing over the details aside , every industrial society is a meritocracy right now.
Sure , that can change once China becomes a 1st world country , but when that happens , there won't be enough resources left on the planet for China to sustain it for even 1 day.
User avatar #289 to #288 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
What? Are you an English Major?

And I wouldn't be so sure we are going to run out of resources.
User avatar #290 to #289 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Nah , I was serious , but any comment in way shape or form in my manner of speaking , would sound as if I was mocking you.

also , I'm pretty ******* sure we're running out of Resources.

Here is the deal with capitalism - to get more money , you need a greater production , to have a greater production you need more resources , the get more resources you need money.

fast forward 2 centuries of capitalism and industrialization

your state requires you to have infinite growth , because if you don't " muh economy is breaking down " and " recession , my god , recession , soon we will be greece "
and because of infinite growth , all industrial nations right now , require 40% of all resources just to sustain their standard of living.

Now imagine what happens when China AND India become industrial nations.
since the industrialized world amounts to about 1 billion people currently , China and India each would require another 40% of all of earth's resources to sustain a standard of living similar to our current one.

Where you gonna get dem 120% from ***** ?
User avatar #291 to #290 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
That is assuming technology doesn't reduce our consumption. I think you will find humans are very good at surviving.
User avatar #292 to #291 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Indeed but unlike your assumption , mine isn't exactly far fetched.
Do you have any idea how often we ran out of resources in history?

Let's just say - very often.
User avatar #293 to #292 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
And yet, we are still here, consuming more and more.
User avatar #294 to #293 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes and since history will most likely repeat itself , we will solve that problem temporarily via another global war.
#284 to #281 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
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Wanna join in?
I'm sure you'll get more mentions in this thread soon enough.
User avatar #286 to #284 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
I think I'll pass, thank you
User avatar #283 to #281 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Don't the notifications ever get old?
User avatar #285 to #283 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm used to it
User avatar #260 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #261 to #260 - internetexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
top ebin
User avatar #262 to #261 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
you're a well butter my butt and call me a biscuit-y faggot
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