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| #142 - you do realize that Pomerania has been German for centuries , … [+] (5 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Daily prussia | 0 |
| It wasn't the poles who conquered shit here. It was the Soviets. And NATO prohibited us from demanding it back. The last point is what I have a problem with. I mean conquest happens , and you can undo it. You can't undo a physical threat to an entire People , put on you by 3 entire continents. | ||
| #130 - Stolen from Germany , which conquered it as Prussia from LITHU… [+] (7 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Daily prussia | 0 |
| you do realize that Pomerania has been German for centuries , ever since the days of the Saxons , right? This is the only instance in the last 1000 years that it wasn't German, and we have a right to get it back. The only reason we don't , is because the rest of NATO threatened us with world-war 3 back in 1990 , if we didn't sign a treaty that Acknowledges Polish control over German territory east of the Oder river. And you know , having the entire Civilized world point a gun at your head , is a pretty convincing argument for giving up your native land. It wasn't the poles who conquered shit here. It was the Soviets. And NATO prohibited us from demanding it back. The last point is what I have a problem with. I mean conquest happens , and you can undo it. You can't undo a physical threat to an entire People , put on you by 3 entire continents. | ||
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You´re not even na original themed account
You're just a leech on someone's else idea
You're pathetic
******* faggot
You're just a leech on someone's else idea
You're pathetic
******* faggot
it's midnight , I'm about to go to sleep to take a break from work.
I sweat a lot in the summer-sun , enough for it to seep through my pants , so while I sleep I wash my pants , thus I can't wear them until they are dry.
I sweat a lot in the summer-sun , enough for it to seep through my pants , so while I sleep I wash my pants , thus I can't wear them until they are dry.
Wenn du so schwitzt solltest du dir vielleicht eine Alternative zu deiner hautengen Lack- und Lederkleidung suchen, die du normalerweise trägst. Ich mein ja nur
no , but as a german comedian put it
" as long as this woman is alive , let's just stop voting and let her pick her coalition partner "
" as long as this woman is alive , let's just stop voting and let her pick her coalition partner "
and frankly , if she's doing nothing , she can't do anything wrong.
that and her antics of " we must find a solution together " on every issue
that and her antics of " we must find a solution together " on every issue
Well here is the thing , I don't like her , but I can't say she's making bad decisions , in fact , as I see it and most people as well , she isn't doing **** and becomes exceedingly efficient at it.
yes , exactly.
another quote from the same comedian :
" When an angry mob stands in front of Merkel , raging and yelling at her , she just turns around and goes like ' hehe they're backing me ' "
another quote from the same comedian :
" When an angry mob stands in front of Merkel , raging and yelling at her , she just turns around and goes like ' hehe they're backing me ' "
Which angry mobs? All this stuff about the BND, and the Fourteen Eyes, and Germany and Merkel begging to be in the 5 Eyes. Merkel knew all along, and acted outraged when she found out her phone was being tapped. If you recall Germans in particular were the harshest when the whole Snowden thing came out towards the US. Claiming we are an evil empire and a 3rd world nation and whatever.
Then the whole thing with dropping Nuclear Power and moving to bituminous coal and acting like it is good for environment. Because the Earthqauke+Tsunami thing that happened in Japan is totally going to happen in Bavaria. And the German people eat it up.
Then the whole thing with dropping Nuclear Power and moving to bituminous coal and acting like it is good for environment. Because the Earthqauke+Tsunami thing that happened in Japan is totally going to happen in Bavaria. And the German people eat it up.
ironically , because the Weimar Republic was established as opposed to the Spartacist Republic the rise of Hitler was even possible , because the Weimar republic had some really ****** laws regarding the Imperial President , like , you can see whose position he's replacing just by looking at his title , and he wielded a similar amount of power.
The real Problem here was actually Belgium's lack of cooperation.
Emperor Wilhelm II didn't want to face France at the maginot line , requested trespassing rights from the King of Belgium , was denied , and obsessed with Prestige as he was , attacked Belgium to get his way regardless , which forced Belgium's ally - the British Empire - who was formerly a supporter of Germany (despite the Navy issue) , into the war.
Emperor Wilhelm II didn't want to face France at the maginot line , requested trespassing rights from the King of Belgium , was denied , and obsessed with Prestige as he was , attacked Belgium to get his way regardless , which forced Belgium's ally - the British Empire - who was formerly a supporter of Germany (despite the Navy issue) , into the war.
Well remember mein jude , germans invented communism , the only thing that stopped us from being communist after we exiled the emperor was just a single hour time difference between 2 guys calling out 2 different Republics , 1 being a capitalist democracy , the other a socialist democracy
Too bad communism doesn't work though, because you will always have people taking advantage of the system for their own gain Merkel and her cronies. . Now of course, you will say that happens in capitalism too. But the difference is, that is an outright goal of capitalism, and everyone knows it is being done.
Face it, the US is the closest one can get to a Meritocracy on the planet right now.
Face it, the US is the closest one can get to a Meritocracy on the planet right now.
Debatable , especially if you think about the ridiculous debt people make when they want to Study in the U.S , in Europe , specifically Germany and the Scandinavian countries , are encouraging people to study by funding their education.
Remember that , a meritocracy is a system that encourages and rewards effort and innovations , and I'd say a state that discourages higher education like you guys do , is the exact opposite of meritocracy
Remember that , a meritocracy is a system that encourages and rewards effort and innovations , and I'd say a state that discourages higher education like you guys do , is the exact opposite of meritocracy
My last exam of my college career is tomorrow. The US encourages and rewards efforts too. I go to a private school where the tuition is $55,000 a year. Because my parents are wealthy, I am graduating debt free. Every single one of my friends is getting tuition help from the University, in fact most don't have to pay tuition at all, just room and board.
If I went to my state University, I would only have to pay $8,000 a year. In fact, my dad said if I went there instead he would give me half the difference in cost, which would be around $80,000. But, my mom went here, and I have always loved this school and have always been a fan of the football team. I majored in Mechanical Engineering and I am going to be making $60,000 yearly plus bonus right out of school. Even if I had loans, I could pay them off easily. This system encourages useful majors.
Why should society have to pay for more English majors?
If I went to my state University, I would only have to pay $8,000 a year. In fact, my dad said if I went there instead he would give me half the difference in cost, which would be around $80,000. But, my mom went here, and I have always loved this school and have always been a fan of the football team. I majored in Mechanical Engineering and I am going to be making $60,000 yearly plus bonus right out of school. Even if I had loans, I could pay them off easily. This system encourages useful majors.
Why should society have to pay for more English majors?
Lel , dat last one , sick burn m9
but anyway , arguing over the details aside , every industrial society is a meritocracy right now.
Sure , that can change once China becomes a 1st world country , but when that happens , there won't be enough resources left on the planet for China to sustain it for even 1 day.
but anyway , arguing over the details aside , every industrial society is a meritocracy right now.
Sure , that can change once China becomes a 1st world country , but when that happens , there won't be enough resources left on the planet for China to sustain it for even 1 day.
Nah , I was serious , but any comment in way shape or form in my manner of speaking , would sound as if I was mocking you.
also , I'm pretty ******* sure we're running out of Resources.
Here is the deal with capitalism - to get more money , you need a greater production , to have a greater production you need more resources , the get more resources you need money.
fast forward 2 centuries of capitalism and industrialization
your state requires you to have infinite growth , because if you don't " muh economy is breaking down " and " recession , my god , recession , soon we will be greece "
and because of infinite growth , all industrial nations right now , require 40% of all resources just to sustain their standard of living.
Now imagine what happens when China AND India become industrial nations.
since the industrialized world amounts to about 1 billion people currently , China and India each would require another 40% of all of earth's resources to sustain a standard of living similar to our current one.
Where you gonna get dem 120% from ***** ?
also , I'm pretty ******* sure we're running out of Resources.
Here is the deal with capitalism - to get more money , you need a greater production , to have a greater production you need more resources , the get more resources you need money.
fast forward 2 centuries of capitalism and industrialization
your state requires you to have infinite growth , because if you don't " muh economy is breaking down " and " recession , my god , recession , soon we will be greece "
and because of infinite growth , all industrial nations right now , require 40% of all resources just to sustain their standard of living.
Now imagine what happens when China AND India become industrial nations.
since the industrialized world amounts to about 1 billion people currently , China and India each would require another 40% of all of earth's resources to sustain a standard of living similar to our current one.
Where you gonna get dem 120% from ***** ?
Indeed but unlike your assumption , mine isn't exactly far fetched.
Do you have any idea how often we ran out of resources in history?
Let's just say - very often.
Do you have any idea how often we ran out of resources in history?
Let's just say - very often.
yes and since history will most likely repeat itself , we will solve that problem temporarily via another global war.
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you're a well butter my butt and call me a biscuit-y faggot
