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you're a well butter my butt and call me a biscuit-y faggot
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User avatar #244 - internetexplain ONLINE (04/12/2015) [+] (6 replies)
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This week's CaH night , earlier for a certain explain.
As usual , follow the link : http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=267

password is cunt_destroyer
User avatar #260 - xxDanvelxx (15 hours ago) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #261 to #260 - internetexplain ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
top ebin
User avatar #262 to #261 - xxDanvelxx (15 hours ago) [-]
you're a well butter my butt and call me a biscuit-y faggot
User avatar #263 to #262 - internetexplain ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]

User avatar #254 to #253 - internetexplain ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
already heard about that 2 days ago
I'm not surprised , they're all oldfags who witnessed the cold-war , they still think America isn't worse than the Soviet Union
top ******* kek
User avatar #255 to #254 - damping (04/26/2015) [-]
I find it vindicating after all the Germans who said the US was a police state after Merkel feigned outrage over her phone being tapped. Meanwhile she was begging to be part of the 5 eyes. And Germans just ate it up. This is what I mean when I say Germans are delusional. Always looking for a scapegoat. Meanwhile your government is ******* you guys with your support.
User avatar #256 to #255 - internetexplain ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
well the U.S is a police state , you're still our allies , so we don't exactly care.
User avatar #257 to #256 - damping (04/26/2015) [-]
A police state has to be totalitarian. So the US is by definition not a police state.
#264 to #257 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
not a police state.....yet
User avatar #258 to #257 - internetexplain ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be totalitarian.
I don't know which ass your pulled that definition out of, but last time I checked, police state is subjective and depends on how strongly the government emphasizes security.
#221 - fefe (04/05/2015) [-]
you are mean. um... i just want you to know that. and seeing some of your posts...i'm not sure if trolling or just flat-out racist.
User avatar #222 to #221 - internetexplain ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
or , OR , that one might come as shocker - I didn't grow up like the rest of the " Trying is an achievement too " generation , and thus have developed a sense of humor that isn't bound to destructive political correctness.
User avatar #251 to #222 - nought (04/19/2015) [-]
>developed a sense of humor

lost you there, buddy
User avatar #252 to #251 - internetexplain ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
but I do m8 , that's why I ******** , I get a kick out of people raging over nothing.
User avatar #209 - damping (03/21/2015) [-]
Alright dude. Here we go.

Can you stand the hypocrisy of your government? They condemned the US spying program, yet have been receiving information from us for years. And article just came out saying the only reason you guys didn't give Snowden asylum is because we threatened to cut you guys off from the 14 eyes.

Your government treats you guys like you are idiots and you guys just accept it. Never have I ever seen a group of people who trusted their government and their actions so much. And why? Germany's fiscal policies are ruining the economies of Europe, and reducing the value of the Euro effectively reducing the working classes wages and savings to help export companies. But every German I have ever talked to praises them for these things. The German debt per capita is higher than the American debt per capita.

The reason we don't have universal healthcare and free education is because Americans do not trust our government. It is in our blood. Our entire constitution with checks and balances was because the founding fathers did not trust the government.

You guys are decommissioning your nuclear power plants and moving to dirty coal, and all I hear is praise. It seems Germans have a problem when it comes to trusting their government.
User avatar #210 to #209 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
Well first of all there's the cultural factor , for millenia Germans have been subject to several dozens of Monarchies , we were one of the latest countries in Europe to embrace even basic democratic values , it's in our blood to follow a great personality to the very end , as we only have known democracy for 60 out of over 4000 years.

Secondly there's the demographics factor , Germany has a reverse demographic pyramid , all the people above 50 years of age combined outnumber all younger ones combined almost 2:1 , and these oldfags are still clinging onto more traditional values

Thirdly the Universal healthcare , that one is simple , it's been around for 150 years and we haven't changed it since , neither the Weimar republic nor Nazi Germany made a change to it , let alone abolish it , it's a solid system that only now starts becoming problematic due to demographics

Fourthly the wages and EU.
I don't know a whole lot about the EU and frankly the only reason I care about it is because I want to become a politician and turn the EU into a German-run nation-state. Wages however is fairly complicated , but simply put , despite cultural changes between old and new generations , we still value work very highly and as long as a German has work he doesn't care whether he can live from it or not , because of that it's fairly simple in Germany to pass laws that reduce the living standard of workers , and since we have the necessary institutions for that , we are effectively bringing back slavery , between 5 and 20 % of our population have already become subject of our modern slavery.

Now , about the spying program , it's politics , it's painfully obvious that our security agencies have known about it , because we signed a treaty in 2004 to work together with U.S secret services that helped us spy on our population and increase relationships with Bush. The treaty officially ran out in 2008 , but I assume they signed a new unofficial treaty with Obama , because if either the Government or the German secret services didn't know about the spying , then that would imply that we're that incompetent , and what sounds more realistic to you , Our government not knowing that the U.S spies on us , or Our Government knowing that the U.S spies on us and pretending not to to keep the population at peace?
User avatar #211 to #210 - damping (03/22/2015) [-]
Obviously your government was feigning outrage. But most Germans can't see that. Just like they can't see how the government is slowly reducing the power of the working class. It absolutely amazes me. You can call Americans stupid, but we don't take **** from our government. We call them out for everything. Our approval is at like 8%.
User avatar #212 to #211 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Fun , well Germany also has a weird phenomenon that happened with folks like Bismarck , Hitler and even Merkel , it's when the country really hates the governmnent , but loves the leader of the government.

our approval rate here is at 30% , Merkels approval rate however is at 70
User avatar #213 to #212 - damping (03/22/2015) [-]
Sounds like you guys want a dictator.
User avatar #214 to #213 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Dictator , King , Emperor , it doesn't really matter , even though most of us want to maintain democracy , we also would like the responsibility of maintaining it gone , like I said , it's in our blood to follow great leaders.

Now if we could just find a way to have democracy and dictatorship at the same time , I think Nazis , Communists , Conservatives , Liberals and Fundamentalists would all be lying in each others arms , crying tears of joy.
User avatar #193 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
damping, I just now , over 3 weeks later , I read the spoiler in the comment where we started a debate over.

Wouldn't that imply you find your own culture **** ?
User avatar #194 to #193 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
No. It just means that you have been culture converted. Now you are one of us, one of us, one of us.
User avatar #195 to #194 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
on an unrelated note , wanna see some autistic fag bait himself and rage over it?
User avatar #196 to #195 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
Uhh sure.
User avatar #198 to #197 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
**** chicks with dicks. Everyone knows guys with vaginas is superior.

jk. I actually like it when there is nothing there at all. Like a Barbie doll.
User avatar #199 to #198 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
well thats kinda weird , but at least not gay so I don't mind.
User avatar #200 to #199 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
Hah. Still taking me seriously I see.
User avatar #201 to #200 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Well , I've seen some **** and I'm not the least bit surprised about that kinda fetish , so why would I assume you're telling me **** ?
User avatar #202 to #201 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
I guess I am too much of a normalfag since I find that ridiculous. The whole point of removing genitals is to desexualize them.

Once I get back to my computer I have a serious question for you. Relating to German politics.
User avatar #203 to #202 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
then leave a bunch of questions for me to answer here , because I need some sleep
User avatar #204 to #203 - damping (03/21/2015) [-]
>Not being on superior EDT.

Top kek.
User avatar #205 to #204 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
what even is that?
User avatar #206 to #205 - damping (03/21/2015) [-]
Eastern Daylight Time.
User avatar #173 - damping (03/02/2015) [-]
I don't give credit to commies.

I love Prussia actually. I always play as them in grand strategy games (EUIV, Victoria II and Empire Total War), and Bismark is my favorite leader in Civ. The German empires borders were awesome. Modern day Germans are an abomination to what they used to be. We Americanized the **** out of you.
User avatar #174 to #173 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
kek

no one ever practiced communism.
people tried , but all they turned up with was a totalitarian dictatorship with a socialist economy.
User avatar #175 to #174 - damping (03/02/2015) [-]
You mean like what will always happen?

Just like pure capitalism should work theoretically if people didn't abuse the system.
User avatar #176 to #175 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
yes and no.
Yes on the first.
No on the capitalism part.
Capitalism works even with corruption , the thing with capitalism is capitalism itself.
A capitalist economy relies on Banks , without banks that take interest , an economy would no longer be capitalist.
And the problem with Interest is , it creates a spiral of wealth. The wealthy grow wealthier and the poor grow poorer , both at an ever increasing rate , solely , because of interest.

Without interest , capitalism is no longer capitalism , it would be more like , the economy of feudal europe.
User avatar #178 to #177 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
pretty much yeah.
I'm not complaining about capitalism by no means.
and I'm on the losing end here living in (relative) poverty.
the system is working , it enables me to have luxuries despite being poor.
#179 to #178 - damping (03/02/2015) [-]
To me the system has failed if poor people are living with luxuries.

User avatar #180 to #179 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
You sure about that?
Do you know how economy works?
Statistically , half of your country lives in poverty since you have a severe lack of " middle-class " and yet , soccer moms have cars , computers and phones , all of which count as luxuries.
#181 to #180 - damping (03/02/2015) [-]
If everyone has luxuries, they are not luxuries.

Also, half our country isn't below the poverty line. But 100% of me is in the 1%.
User avatar #183 to #181 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
so say you earn 1900 €
You have to pay 1000€ of that every month for all of your basic needs like food , rent , taxes etc.
Then that means you have 900€ left to spend on **** like going out , or buying a new iPhone.

Congratulations , you live in (european) poverty.
User avatar #186 to #183 - damping (03/03/2015) [-]
Actually it is poor. I forgot I was paid bi-weekly.
User avatar #185 to #183 - damping (03/03/2015) [-]
Europoors gonna be poor. $900 a month to spend on ******** ? I'm sorry, that isn't poverty brah. Maybe $900 to spend a year.
User avatar #188 to #185 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
or however you spell that word
User avatar #187 to #185 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Exactly my point , being middle-class is considered poor in Europe , that just how filthy rich we are.
in most non-european countries , I'd probably count as higher-middle class , whereas in Germany I count as empoverished.
User avatar #191 to #190 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Kek.
Also , on the low wages paid in Germany , that's because our economy runs on underpaying workers.
We reached the point where we legalized slavery under a different name , it's ridiculous , and I love it.
User avatar #192 to #191 - damping (03/03/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_household_income#cite_note-3

Ireland may be the worst case of outliers the world has ever seen. Also, see note at bottom of table.
User avatar #182 to #181 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
well , european defintions of relative and absolute poverty as well as luxuries beg to differ.

Everything that isn't an essential to work and exist is a luxury.
Everyone who has less than 1000 € to spend on luxuries in a month lives in relative poverty.
Everyone who has less than 100€ to spend on essentials in a month , lives in absolute poverty.
User avatar #184 to #182 - damping (03/03/2015) [-]
You are taking me too seriously. Jesus man. At least Konradkurze gets it after a while.

That German humor coming through again.

The Median household income in the US is $ 55000. That is the median, not mean, so outliers don't affect that. If you really think most Americans live in poverty you are delusional.
User avatar #189 to #184 - internetexplain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
you forgot , I got no humor.
The only things I laugh at are related to morbid and painful **** .

Like , ww2 is hilarious.
User avatar #172 - diamondstuff (02/10/2015) [-]
go talk to this guy please funnyjunk.com/Suicide/text/5450040/
User avatar #169 - hwangnuneo (02/01/2015) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #170 to #169 - internetexplain ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#171 to #170 - hwangnuneo (02/01/2015) [-]
Here have a random gif as a present
Here have a random gif as a present
User avatar #161 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
You up for a game of CaH, senpai?
User avatar #162 to #161 - internetexplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
sure
User avatar #163 to #162 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
it's already begun though.
http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=14
password is futa
User avatar #165 to #163 - internetexplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
i mean , surely its just not the cards alone , right?
User avatar #164 to #163 - internetexplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
how do i play it tho?
User avatar #167 to #164 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
round's over. try joining again now.
User avatar #166 to #164 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
just click and join and become the flow. most apt desc i have at the moment.
User avatar #168 to #166 - internetexplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
aight
#156 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #157 to #156 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
uh k thanks m8
User avatar #154 - lightingmike (12/30/2014) [-]
nice gmod banner
User avatar #155 to #154 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
thanks :3
User avatar #152 - jackmanagan (12/30/2014) [-]
pretty


i feel like in unah tha sea
User avatar #139 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
reply limit
i hate those things
User avatar #140 to #139 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
tell me about it , but frankly this is what admin added these 4chan reply thinigies for.
User avatar #141 to #140 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
>>139, >>140, >>139, he underestimates the sheer volume of my ***********
User avatar #142 to #141 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
Well , would you look at that , it ain't working on profiles, what the **** admin.
User avatar #143 to #142 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
>>100, maybe outside of threads?

Konku you **** did this notify you
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
hey Inty....
just curios, what country are you from
User avatar #126 to #100 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
>>125,
what on earth gives you the idea I'll let russia take the lead`? I want russia in for the resources and if everyone learns 3 languages at school , of which english is none.

seriously , where the **** did you take the soviet union part from
User avatar #127 to #126 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
soviet implying many nations under one banner
User avatar #128 to #127 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
what does soviet even mean , like , by itself.
I'm pretty sure it was something either army of people related.
User avatar #129 to #128 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
soviet originally meant like council....as if each member nation had an equal voice in the collective
User avatar #130 to #129 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
well , by that definition , my europe is gonna be anything but soviet.

I want to split up the states into larger provinces with similar cultural or linguistic roots.

the intend was , the balkan countries as - highly creative - "Balkan" , scandinavia as "scandinavia" , germany and most of its neighbours as "Central Europe" , France and everything that speaks a romanic language (except romania) as "Latin Europe" , the british isles as "Britannia" , Greece , surprisingly , on its own and the rest as "Slavic Europe"
#133 to #132 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
more like this
User avatar #134 to #133 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
greece is a black hole for money...why let it stay independant and sucking economy away
User avatar #136 to #134 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
while they keep talking **** about germany , one of the things greeks are the proudest of , is in fact , german , their flag.
quite literally , a daily reminder to them that the only golden age they had as a country , was when the King of Bavaria ruled them.
User avatar #135 to #134 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
independent?
m8 , I'm trying to build a united , centralized europe , while I call it a federation , its the exact opposite really , but federation sounds a lot cooler.
any case, history proves time and time again , greece works best when its ruled by germans , and this is exactly what's gonna happen.
#137 to #135 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
and how come russia keeps its unicorn horn up the top

land would be better rounded off with scandanavia
User avatar #138 to #137 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah , i figured , russia would be pissy if I took Kola away from them , in the end , look around , everyone is gaining land , and while Kola was finnish once , stalin did his best to change that forever , its now culturally russian and ill have to accept it as such , im just gonna move around borders , not people , i'm not a communist.
#131 to #130 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
make a guess.
User avatar #102 to #101 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
wellll you lost a *********** argument so maybe not american
User avatar #105 to #102 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
so, have another guess , the first one was right , time to gt more specific.
User avatar #107 to #105 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
won a *********** comp
youre from new york?
User avatar #108 to #107 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
come on , i just said im not american, don't insult me like that , please.
User avatar #109 to #108 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
foreign *********** expert

italian?
User avatar #110 to #109 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
yes , ******* is getting a lot closer , but still wrong
User avatar #111 to #110 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
spanish or russian?
User avatar #112 to #111 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
no and nyet.

try again.
User avatar #113 to #112 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
another creepy limey?

fukken brits everywhere
User avatar #114 to #113 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
nah m8

but you've gotten slightly closer in the right direction , come on , last guess before I tell you.
User avatar #115 to #114 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
******* around this long has gotta make you irish
User avatar #116 to #115 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
nope , I'm German.
#117 to #116 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
let me guess
a ******* west german
User avatar #120 to #117 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
aight i'll stop ******* with you.
I'm a rhinish giggle-cannon.

Americans merely adopted the *********** , I was born in it , molded by it , I didn't see logic and reason until I was a man.
User avatar #122 to #120 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
ah a rhinelander
picked up the ' **** you' attitude from the french

User avatar #118 to #117 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
the question is.....how far west?
#119 to #118 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
doesnt matter as long as you stay on your side
User avatar #121 to #119 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
nah, I ain't , this whole continent will be mine , MINE
#123 to #121 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
whole continent

someone forgot the last time germany tried to move on the east
User avatar #124 to #123 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
the last time , they didn't use intelligent diplomacy.

What I want , is getting Norway and Russia into the EU , play myself up like putin and give myself the image of being the saviour of europe , then convince everyone that it is for the best to unite the whole thing into an actual country , there I'll be writing a constitution for a tri-lingual nation : the European Federation.
We'll all be speaking french , german and russian and everyone will be happy.

While the way i put it makes it out a lot easier than it actually is , rest assured , that i got an idea of what I'm doing and that if my endeavour fails , i'll at least leave a better germany behind.
User avatar #125 to #124 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
European Soviet Union
User avatar #104 to #102 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
and besides, I got him mad with little to no effort , that immediately renders me the winner , really.
that's the point of *********** : pissing people off , and when I achieve that , i won , no matter what people say.
User avatar #145 to #104 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Exactly how did I get mad? You just can't admit defeat. And if you really think *********** is about who can post the longest, you are stupider than I thought. A successful **** poster keeps the other person in it. I could just keep responding with two word posts, but that doesn't mean **** . Get it together dude. Or don't. You sure are easier to make a fool of than metalmind was.
User avatar #106 to #104 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
so you are american
User avatar #146 to #106 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Americans don't have people as retarded as internetexplain.
User avatar #148 to #147 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Graduated from Yale and became President. I think he is smarter than him.
User avatar #149 to #148 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
so a case of 'his brain got smart but his head got dumb'
User avatar #150 to #149 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Somewhat. My point is that he is leagues smarter than the Germans I have met on here.
User avatar #103 to #102 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
he stopped before i did , so i consider that winning on my end.

as i said , *********** isn't about logic , the winner is the one who leaves last, its like a war of attrition , it doesnt matter who fought better , it matters who still stands in the end.
User avatar #97 - sciencexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
2 explains holding #3 and #3 rank on comments? that's how we do, bro.
User avatar #98 to #97 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
thats how I roll bro.
User avatar #95 - warioteam (11/15/2014) [-]
even though you are 5 levels above me i always spot you getting thumber down
funny stuff
User avatar #96 to #95 - internetexplain ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
people can't handle my swag.
oddly enough though , I lost 14 levels during the big FJ down times, which sucks pretty bad , holding the higher level **** is easy , getting there is not.
User avatar #90 - damping (11/07/2014) [-]
Dude if you think 2/3 of the world hates America you are sorely mistaken.
www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/1/

Funny that after the Middle East, Eurofags dislike us the most (not even 50%). Literally the most clear cut case of jealousy the world has ever seen. The countries you claim we are imperialist towards actually like the US. Africans love the US and hate Europeans (gee, I wonder why). Same with Asians.
User avatar #91 to #90 - internetexplain ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
the countries I meant were actually more in the east , like the middle-east and china , I know africa loves you faggots , ever seen that post about 9/11 with some tribe sending them their most valuable animals to help?
User avatar #92 to #91 - damping (11/07/2014) [-]
50 % of Chinese actually like us though. And all of China's neighbors love us (Phillipinnes, South Korea, Japan, Vietnam).

Seriously the only countries that overall have a negative opinion of us are Muslims, Russians, Greeks and Argentinians (lol why?).
User avatar #94 to #92 - internetexplain ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
no logical reason*
User avatar #93 to #92 - internetexplain ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Muslims cuz you bomb them for logical reason.
Russians because you talk **** about them like we do about you.
Greeks because they are poor.
Argentinians are ******* that came to the americas as slaves , ofc they hate you even if youre not related to their slavery in any way.
User avatar #89 - sciencexplain (08/17/2014) [-]
THE DREAM

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT DAVID BOWIE'S SPACE ODDITY

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS
User avatar #73 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
.......Hey.
User avatar #74 to #73 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
hey?
User avatar #76 to #75 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #77 to #76 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
User avatar #78 to #77 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey hey hey.
User avatar #79 to #78 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey...
User avatar #80 to #79 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Heya
User avatar #81 to #80 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Hiyo.
#82 to #81 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
HEYAEAYEAYEAY
HEYAEAYEAYEAY
#83 to #82 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
The 			****		 you just say?
The **** you just say?
#84 to #83 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
What the 			****		 did you just 			*******		 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 			****		 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 			*******		 words. You think you can get away with saying that 			****		 to me over the Internet? Think again, 			******		. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 			*******		 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 			****		. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 			*******		 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 			****		 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 			*******		 dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #87 to #86 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Potassium
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