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#4 - it's black and blue , confirmed by science. 1 hour ago on Colours 0
#31 - Well , judging by your reaction , I'd say that you're pretty b… 2 hours ago on How to raise a homophobe -2
#29 - You wish it was that simple. Look at ****** t…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on How to raise a homophobe -4
User avatar #30 - thewilder (2 hours ago) [-]
No. It's the same shit. And if this sort of thing requires any brain work for you, then you might be autistic yourself. Your first comment. "lol gays are bad". K, maybe you attempt to use some sort of grammar, but in the end, you are just saying very common WRONG opinion. Nothing special about that. Wasted enough time here, you keep thinking you are a mastermind and enjoy the red thumbs, simple.
User avatar #31 - internetexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
Well , judging by your reaction , I'd say that you're pretty butthurt.
In this conversation I have not once insulted you , not even subtly , I didn't try to piss you off like I usually would , I just tried to have a well-mannered and intelligent conversation with you , and this is what I get " ur opinion is wrong and ur retarded ".
Thanks for this disappointment though , it proved my point fairly well.
#27 - yes , pretending , acting , assuming a role , become the real …  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on How to raise a homophobe -4
User avatar #28 - thewilder (2 hours ago) [-]
No. The thing is, that you are trying to make this look like it's some sort of complicated thing that requires planning and skill. Like how you are outsmarting everyone. But in the end, it's just you spewing out shit and then being like "OH LOOK I SAID SOMETHING STUPID AND PEOPLE THINK IM STUPID NOW IM A FUCKING MASTERMIND". Quite boring, really.
User avatar #29 - internetexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
You wish it was that simple.
Look at shitty trolls and themed accounts , those do exactly what you just described.
I'm going a step beyond , I'm doing the " original " form of " trolling " , which is making blatantly ignorant , intentionally fallacious and controversial statements to force an emotional reaction from people.
Since not everyone is gonna respond , but instead " rage thumb " me down , I take every red thumb as a pair of successfully rustled jimmies.

There's a lot more to pretending to be retarded than spouting out random autistic shit , there is planning to it.
User avatar #30 - thewilder (2 hours ago) [-]
No. It's the same shit. And if this sort of thing requires any brain work for you, then you might be autistic yourself. Your first comment. "lol gays are bad". K, maybe you attempt to use some sort of grammar, but in the end, you are just saying very common WRONG opinion. Nothing special about that. Wasted enough time here, you keep thinking you are a mastermind and enjoy the red thumbs, simple.
User avatar #31 - internetexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
Well , judging by your reaction , I'd say that you're pretty butthurt.
In this conversation I have not once insulted you , not even subtly , I didn't try to piss you off like I usually would , I just tried to have a well-mannered and intelligent conversation with you , and this is what I get " ur opinion is wrong and ur retarded ".
Thanks for this disappointment though , it proved my point fairly well.
#24 - i was never relevant to begin with so I'm doing what I can…  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on How to raise a homophobe -5
User avatar #26 - thewilder (2 hours ago) [-]
Pretending. Right.
User avatar #27 - internetexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
yes , pretending , acting , assuming a role , become the real thing while I'm doing it , knowing that in that moment it isn't me pretending to be something , but BEING that very thing , in order to make it more believable and then returning back to my original "role" afterward , with the certain knowledge that that wasn't me earlier , but while I did it , I was it.

That's how acting works friend.
The less you believe I'm pretending , the better I'm at it.
User avatar #28 - thewilder (2 hours ago) [-]
No. The thing is, that you are trying to make this look like it's some sort of complicated thing that requires planning and skill. Like how you are outsmarting everyone. But in the end, it's just you spewing out shit and then being like "OH LOOK I SAID SOMETHING STUPID AND PEOPLE THINK IM STUPID NOW IM A FUCKING MASTERMIND". Quite boring, really.
User avatar #29 - internetexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
You wish it was that simple.
Look at shitty trolls and themed accounts , those do exactly what you just described.
I'm going a step beyond , I'm doing the " original " form of " trolling " , which is making blatantly ignorant , intentionally fallacious and controversial statements to force an emotional reaction from people.
Since not everyone is gonna respond , but instead " rage thumb " me down , I take every red thumb as a pair of successfully rustled jimmies.

There's a lot more to pretending to be retarded than spouting out random autistic shit , there is planning to it.
User avatar #30 - thewilder (2 hours ago) [-]
No. It's the same shit. And if this sort of thing requires any brain work for you, then you might be autistic yourself. Your first comment. "lol gays are bad". K, maybe you attempt to use some sort of grammar, but in the end, you are just saying very common WRONG opinion. Nothing special about that. Wasted enough time here, you keep thinking you are a mastermind and enjoy the red thumbs, simple.
User avatar #31 - internetexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
Well , judging by your reaction , I'd say that you're pretty butthurt.
In this conversation I have not once insulted you , not even subtly , I didn't try to piss you off like I usually would , I just tried to have a well-mannered and intelligent conversation with you , and this is what I get " ur opinion is wrong and ur retarded ".
Thanks for this disappointment though , it proved my point fairly well.
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User avatar #159 - admin (01/01/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by internetexplain
User avatar #172 - diamondstuff (02/10/2015) [-]
go talk to this guy please funnyjunk.com/Suicide/text/5450040/
User avatar #169 - hwangnuneo (02/01/2015) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #170 to #169 - internetexplain ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#171 to #170 - hwangnuneo (02/01/2015) [-]
Here have a random gif as a present
Here have a random gif as a present
User avatar #161 - rejakted ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
You up for a game of CaH, senpai?
User avatar #162 to #161 - internetexplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
sure
User avatar #163 to #162 - rejakted ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
it's already begun though.
http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=14
password is futa
User avatar #165 to #163 - internetexplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
i mean , surely its just not the cards alone , right?
User avatar #164 to #163 - internetexplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
how do i play it tho?
User avatar #167 to #164 - rejakted ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
round's over. try joining again now.
User avatar #166 to #164 - rejakted ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
just click and join and become the flow. most apt desc i have at the moment.
User avatar #168 to #166 - internetexplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
aight
#156 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #157 to #156 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
uh k thanks m8
#158 to #157 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
no prob
User avatar #154 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
nice gmod banner
User avatar #155 to #154 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
thanks :3
User avatar #152 - jackmanagan (12/30/2014) [-]
pretty


i feel like in unah tha sea
User avatar #139 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
reply limit
i hate those things
User avatar #140 to #139 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
tell me about it , but frankly this is what admin added these 4chan reply thinigies for.
User avatar #141 to #140 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
>>139, >>140, >>139, he underestimates the sheer volume of my ***********
User avatar #142 to #141 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
Well , would you look at that , it ain't working on profiles, what the **** admin.
User avatar #143 to #142 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
>>100, maybe outside of threads?

Konku you **** did this notify you
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
hey Inty....
just curios, what country are you from
User avatar #126 to #100 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
>>125,
what on earth gives you the idea I'll let russia take the lead`? I want russia in for the resources and if everyone learns 3 languages at school , of which english is none.

seriously , where the **** did you take the soviet union part from
User avatar #127 to #126 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
soviet implying many nations under one banner
User avatar #128 to #127 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
what does soviet even mean , like , by itself.
I'm pretty sure it was something either army of people related.
User avatar #129 to #128 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
soviet originally meant like council....as if each member nation had an equal voice in the collective
User avatar #130 to #129 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
well , by that definition , my europe is gonna be anything but soviet.

I want to split up the states into larger provinces with similar cultural or linguistic roots.

the intend was , the balkan countries as - highly creative - "Balkan" , scandinavia as "scandinavia" , germany and most of its neighbours as "Central Europe" , France and everything that speaks a romanic language (except romania) as "Latin Europe" , the british isles as "Britannia" , Greece , surprisingly , on its own and the rest as "Slavic Europe"
#133 to #132 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
more like this
User avatar #134 to #133 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
greece is a black hole for money...why let it stay independant and sucking economy away
User avatar #136 to #134 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
while they keep talking **** about germany , one of the things greeks are the proudest of , is in fact , german , their flag.
quite literally , a daily reminder to them that the only golden age they had as a country , was when the King of Bavaria ruled them.
User avatar #135 to #134 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
independent?
m8 , I'm trying to build a united , centralized europe , while I call it a federation , its the exact opposite really , but federation sounds a lot cooler.
any case, history proves time and time again , greece works best when its ruled by germans , and this is exactly what's gonna happen.
#137 to #135 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
and how come russia keeps its unicorn horn up the top

land would be better rounded off with scandanavia
User avatar #138 to #137 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah , i figured , russia would be pissy if I took Kola away from them , in the end , look around , everyone is gaining land , and while Kola was finnish once , stalin did his best to change that forever , its now culturally russian and ill have to accept it as such , im just gonna move around borders , not people , i'm not a communist.
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User avatar #101 to #100 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
make a guess.
User avatar #102 to #101 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
wellll you lost a *********** argument so maybe not american
User avatar #105 to #102 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
so, have another guess , the first one was right , time to gt more specific.
User avatar #107 to #105 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
won a *********** comp
youre from new york?
User avatar #108 to #107 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
come on , i just said im not american, don't insult me like that , please.
User avatar #109 to #108 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
foreign *********** expert

italian?
User avatar #110 to #109 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
yes , ******* is getting a lot closer , but still wrong
User avatar #111 to #110 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
spanish or russian?
User avatar #112 to #111 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
no and nyet.

try again.
User avatar #113 to #112 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
another creepy limey?

fukken brits everywhere
User avatar #114 to #113 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
nah m8

but you've gotten slightly closer in the right direction , come on , last guess before I tell you.
User avatar #115 to #114 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
******* around this long has gotta make you irish
User avatar #116 to #115 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
nope , I'm German.
#117 to #116 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
let me guess
a ******* west german
User avatar #120 to #117 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
aight i'll stop ******* with you.
I'm a rhinish giggle-cannon.

Americans merely adopted the *********** , I was born in it , molded by it , I didn't see logic and reason until I was a man.
User avatar #122 to #120 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
ah a rhinelander
picked up the ' **** you' attitude from the french

User avatar #118 to #117 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
the question is.....how far west?
#119 to #118 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
doesnt matter as long as you stay on your side
User avatar #121 to #119 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
nah, I ain't , this whole continent will be mine , MINE
#123 to #121 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
whole continent

someone forgot the last time germany tried to move on the east
User avatar #124 to #123 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
the last time , they didn't use intelligent diplomacy.

What I want , is getting Norway and Russia into the EU , play myself up like putin and give myself the image of being the saviour of europe , then convince everyone that it is for the best to unite the whole thing into an actual country , there I'll be writing a constitution for a tri-lingual nation : the European Federation.
We'll all be speaking french , german and russian and everyone will be happy.

While the way i put it makes it out a lot easier than it actually is , rest assured , that i got an idea of what I'm doing and that if my endeavour fails , i'll at least leave a better germany behind.
User avatar #125 to #124 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
European Soviet Union
User avatar #104 to #102 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
and besides, I got him mad with little to no effort , that immediately renders me the winner , really.
that's the point of *********** : pissing people off , and when I achieve that , i won , no matter what people say.
User avatar #145 to #104 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Exactly how did I get mad? You just can't admit defeat. And if you really think *********** is about who can post the longest, you are stupider than I thought. A successful **** poster keeps the other person in it. I could just keep responding with two word posts, but that doesn't mean **** . Get it together dude. Or don't. You sure are easier to make a fool of than metalmind was.
User avatar #106 to #104 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
so you are american
User avatar #146 to #106 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Americans don't have people as retarded as internetexplain.
User avatar #148 to #147 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Graduated from Yale and became President. I think he is smarter than him.
User avatar #149 to #148 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
so a case of 'his brain got smart but his head got dumb'
User avatar #150 to #149 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Somewhat. My point is that he is leagues smarter than the Germans I have met on here.
User avatar #103 to #102 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
he stopped before i did , so i consider that winning on my end.

as i said , *********** isn't about logic , the winner is the one who leaves last, its like a war of attrition , it doesnt matter who fought better , it matters who still stands in the end.
User avatar #97 - sciencexplain ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
2 explains holding #3 and #3 rank on comments? that's how we do, bro.
User avatar #98 to #97 - internetexplain ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
thats how I roll bro.
User avatar #95 - warioteam (11/15/2014) [-]
even though you are 5 levels above me i always spot you getting thumber down
funny stuff
User avatar #96 to #95 - internetexplain ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
people can't handle my swag.
oddly enough though , I lost 14 levels during the big FJ down times, which sucks pretty bad , holding the higher level **** is easy , getting there is not.
User avatar #90 - damping (11/07/2014) [-]
Dude if you think 2/3 of the world hates America you are sorely mistaken.
www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/1/

Funny that after the Middle East, Eurofags dislike us the most (not even 50%). Literally the most clear cut case of jealousy the world has ever seen. The countries you claim we are imperialist towards actually like the US. Africans love the US and hate Europeans (gee, I wonder why). Same with Asians.
User avatar #91 to #90 - internetexplain ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
the countries I meant were actually more in the east , like the middle-east and china , I know africa loves you faggots , ever seen that post about 9/11 with some tribe sending them their most valuable animals to help?
User avatar #92 to #91 - damping (11/07/2014) [-]
50 % of Chinese actually like us though. And all of China's neighbors love us (Phillipinnes, South Korea, Japan, Vietnam).

Seriously the only countries that overall have a negative opinion of us are Muslims, Russians, Greeks and Argentinians (lol why?).
User avatar #94 to #92 - internetexplain ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
no logical reason*
User avatar #93 to #92 - internetexplain ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Muslims cuz you bomb them for logical reason.
Russians because you talk **** about them like we do about you.
Greeks because they are poor.
Argentinians are ******* that came to the americas as slaves , ofc they hate you even if youre not related to their slavery in any way.
User avatar #89 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
THE DREAM

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT DAVID BOWIE'S SPACE ODDITY

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS
User avatar #73 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
.......Hey.
User avatar #74 to #73 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
hey?
User avatar #75 to #74 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #76 to #75 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #77 to #76 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
User avatar #78 to #77 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey hey hey.
User avatar #79 to #78 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey...
User avatar #80 to #79 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Heya
User avatar #81 to #80 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hiyo.
#82 to #81 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
HEYAEAYEAYEAY
HEYAEAYEAYEAY
#83 to #82 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
The 						****					 you just say?
The **** you just say?
#84 to #83 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
What the 						****					 did you just 						*******					 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 						****					 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 						*******					 words. You think you can get away with saying that 						****					 to me over the Internet? Think again, 						******					. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 						*******					 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 						****					. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 						*******					 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 						****					 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 						*******					 dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #87 to #86 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Potassium
User avatar #63 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
DREAM STORY TIME ************

The dream starts with me, locked inside what feels like some sort of shuttle pod used by NASA or some **** . I'm bound by my chest in a harness, so I can't get out once I get in, but before I lock in, I hug somebody. I couldn't see her face, but I recognised her figure and hair to be someone I know. She hands me a note, presumably a note to remember her by, as if I was not going to see her for quite some time. I didn't get a chance to read it, but she rolled it up with some other papers I needed with me, and I got in and she held my hand once more before the door closed and I was stuck. This is when the dream gets a bit more strange. I feel an upward force underneath, and then my vision starts to blur. I realise that I'm travelling upwards, and of course, I'm in some sort of individual rocket pod. (Stupid idea, but it's a dream.) I then realize that I have broken through the o-zone layer and I am now floating in space, and I could feel the floating and everything. Trippy **** .
I come to realise that I am holding those papers in my hand, and I look around for a place to put them. I looked up and saw an orange/red coloured light, like an emergency light or the one on top of vans, and then I spot a little thing to the right of the door. Thinking it's to put personal belongings in, I push the lid back and place the rolled up papers in and close it. Then, to my extreme alarm and disappointment, the papers shoot out into space and away from this pod, and my notes and letter are now floating through space like the iconic teapot.
I mourn the loss of these for a while, and then the pods dock into a space station suspended in, you guessed it, space. I don't know where exactly or what planets it was close to, but yeah, I feel a heavy bump hit and I've docked. We've docked.
I wait a while, and the door slides. Not sure which way. My harness raises like on a rollercoaster, and I step out. I head up some stairs, and head into a room.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
The freaky part is, the stairs and room were of my old science block in secondary school. I head through the door of class Science-21, and I'm in a black room with glass panels. I see my friends standing there, all grouped up and they were waiting for me. I look out of the window and look into the space surrounding. (Bear in mind that the room was NOTHING like my Science-21 classroom, but it was really small and black instead of white and there was a door on the right, but it was locked.) I started talking to everyone, but I can't remember what I said to them. I pointed out to one guy called Jordan that whilst the stairs and corridor behaved like on Earth and there was gravity, this black room was like the moon, and there was a lack of gravity. I must have said that it was because they wanted us to think our situation was cool. There was a ledge by the windows, probably to sit on whilst we waited, and I started doing low-gravity backflips off of them, and it was just like being in space and the vision was the same and everything. It was ******* crazy. Everyone thought it was cool and me and Jordan started doing them, but I hit the floor on the 2nd one. It wasn't a hard impact at all. Eventually, someone came to get us and I think they were standing in an alcove of the 2nd floor of the Science tower. They were already there in the alcove bit, I walked over, and told them about how I lost the letter from the girl. Some of the girls were crying about it for some reason, and they all comforted me about it, as if they knew how hard it was for me to have to leave her. They comforted me for a while, but then I told them that I lost the other papers and that.
User avatar #65 to #64 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
We all mentioned it to the staff there, who happened to be my Secondary school teachers. One wrote one of them up for me, and it turns out that the paper was important because it was an exercise table, because in space, your muscles get weak if you don't train them, even though the gravity was like on Earth. I didn't think much of the logical error in my dream, but took the paper and I don't remember what I did with it.
Now, this is where my memories of the dream start to get patchy and the connections and ordering become a bit confused and muddled. I'll try my best to remember things from here, but I can't be sure they were ordered right.
The next thing I remember, I think I was heading into the classroom. Now, assuming we were in space and we're students, I deciphered within my dream that our purpose there was to be educated on space in the human race's efforts to expand out of Earth and to new places and whatever. I traipse into the class, walk to the back row and there's some **** going on, I don't know what though. I speak to one of the guys at the back called Luke, and I think he said something about organising them into groups or some **** . And then he said something and I responded with something about sharks and how the word ends in o or e, which made it different. My Secondary school maths teacher had a go at me and told me to get out. I think, in my mind, she was punishing me and in the dream, I was being sent back to Earth. I didn't want to go, but she sent me to another classroom where I met a teacher I know well from Secondary. There were 2 hats on a table, and I think one was a cliché propeller one. Don't know why. I grabbed it, went back to her, and then I saw her coming towards me and I apologised for my behaviour. Can't remember anything else, but I get the feeling that I was kept on up there.
User avatar #66 to #65 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
This dream is really distressing for me, because I feel like the person who handed me the letter is so important to me and that it bears significance, but I don't know who they are. Even with all of my friends, I still felt empty without that person and felt regret, but I also dealt with my education and career path too.
User avatar #68 to #66 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
do not be afraid to consult an actual psychiatrist for answers, it's their job after all.
User avatar #67 to #66 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
I understand your concern, I got a similar vibe reading your dream.
Now before I go on making any speculations , bear in mind that ALL dreams as nonsensical as they sometimes seem , are representations of your experiences and memories. Memories on top of that , can and will be distorted over time, due to how the process of making memories works.

So, I assume, that perhaps the mysterious girl may have been a potential love interest you met once, ya know those "love on first sight" cases that most people just ignore and label them as an "its just hormones" case.
The papers you seem to have lost at first may be a reminder that you easily forget about things - correct me if I'm wrong here.
The stairs are simple : probably a place you've seen or liked a lot in your school time.
The black room , well, I really don't know what to make of it. I'd say it fits together with the whole space/astronaut theme which gives me think : did you ever want to be an astronaut or do you have a strong interest in space? If yes , it's probably your desire to explore the universe, if not however , well I don't know, I'm no Psychiatrist.

On a related note : the fact you remember this dream so vividly even after almost a day, is what throws me off the most. It must be a seriously important message/reminder of something if you remember it THIS well.
User avatar #69 to #67 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
A lot of it fits into my actual thoughts and desires, I must say. The science block of my Secondary school and the science teachers there were the people and places that gave birth to my great love for science. I've always loved space and science-fiction, and the wonders of gravity in space always plagued my mind and made me desire for a chance to experience those. Those are possible reasons for why it was space, but I leave my mind open for potential.

It's true that I forget easily, but I think that maybe the way I lost them was not forgetting but a loss due to my inexperience and lack of understanding of a situation. I didn't see the girl's face, but I have around 2 people that it could be, one of whom I have never met before. If this is my potential love interest, I feel like my brain is telling me that I should be aware of my situation with this "love interest" or I could potentially lose her, but I feel like I might be reading into it too much.

I, too, was insanely stunned when I woke up and realized how much I could remember, and made a mad dash to scribble it all down so I didn't forget it. The process of thoughts was blurred, but the vivid details of space and that are solid in my mind, as if I lived it and was using photographs to remember. The amount of detail is scaring me to say the least, but whilst I'm not one for superstitious beliefs and the like, I feel a lot different and quite thrown off about this. I don't have access to a psychiatrist at the moment, but there is a lot of home psychiatry education that I can do to help my situation. Thanks for this, it really helps to know that someone else considers my situation strange. I feel a little better, but still haunted over what it could mean.
User avatar #70 to #69 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Well, good to know I haven't lost my touch.
I'm intending to Psychology and History once I enter university, needless to say I'm getting myself a ton of knowledge about these things beforehand.
I also practice Psychology a lot IRL, playing substitute psychiatrist for people who can't afford it , or are afraid to do. I haven't done it in a while, but some of these people had serious issues.
So yeah, good to know I wasn't wrong with my assumptions.
User avatar #71 to #70 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Keep the senses sharp and the mind satiated of knowledge. Don't lose the edge. It's a talent and a skill, and people always need help from their good friends. I'll be back with whatever I learn or find soon.
#59 - billywonka (08/01/2014) [-]
no top comment for you
#60 to #59 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
>implying anyone can stop me
I am a faggotborn , I see more than lesser men.
User avatar #61 to #60 - billywonka (08/01/2014) [-]
no I mean he deleted your comment
User avatar #62 to #61 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
yes I know and I just went out a second after and tried again.
User avatar #52 - archmagestudios (07/12/2014) [-]
lel that red thread tho
>people saying you're twelve
>making twelve year old jokes
keks were had
User avatar #53 to #52 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Well FJ has a community as cancerous as tumblr , combine that with the rage of /pol/ and retardation of /b/ and you get the worst community on the internet.
User avatar #54 to #53 - archmagestudios (07/12/2014) [-]
besides league of legends
User avatar #45 - vgmddg ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Hey internetexplain, can you make a post to everyone exactly what's happening with the 4chan-tumblr event? I see a lot of people asking about it in the comments still.
User avatar #47 to #45 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I could, but it would be too easily overlooked since most americans are asleep right now and they make up the majority of the site.
User avatar #50 to #47 - vgmddg ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Prepare it and post later during prime time?
User avatar #51 to #50 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Nah~
That'd be too obvious.
User avatar #40 - kijajouteh (07/05/2014) [-]
Explain team more like explainfags.
User avatar #46 to #40 - vgmddg ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
K
User avatar #48 to #46 - kijajouteh (07/09/2014) [-]
nerd
User avatar #49 to #48 - vgmddg ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
K
User avatar #41 to #40 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
K
#37 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
The original internetexplain Profile picture made by Blobboy
My new modified version in the reply below.
#38 to #37 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Tell me what you think people.
User avatar #39 to #38 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Also , yes I realize it's lacking in lighting and thus looks kind of blurred , I'm no artist people.
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