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#7 - isn't that supposed to be his entire identity? 2 hours ago on Deadpool 2016 poster +1
#1000 - Hell yeah , tes is the **** . 2 hours ago on jackmanagan's profile 0
#81 - Look here , cat , it's not called the beast tongue for our abi… 3 hours ago on admin navy seals copy pasta +2
#31 - Yeah , but "mr fluffball" isn't any better. 3 hours ago on look ma! no transmutation... +1
#998 - Admit it , you love the new *********** I'm provi…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on jackmanagan's profile 0
#999 - jackmanagan (2 hours ago) [-]
you dont break character

your quick to respond

and familiar with tes lore

10/10
User avatar #1000 - internetexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
Hell yeah , tes is the shit.
#71 - Oh look , it's that cat begging for attention again , you woul…  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on admin navy seals copy pasta +4
#78 - jackmanagan (3 hours ago) [-]
do you really think your beast tongue will have an effect on me?


well.. your welcome to try
User avatar #85 - dsgbiohazard (2 hours ago) [-]
Can I like, please have the original.
#91 - dsgbiohazard (2 hours ago) [-]
Thanks Jackypoo <3
#81 - internetexplain (3 hours ago) [-]
Look here , cat , it's not called the beast tongue for our ability to command creatures like you , it's called beast tongue for what we do to them once they're tamed.
I for one , enjoy it alot.
#29 - >> #27 , see? Violence won't solve anything , not a…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on look ma! no transmutation... +1
#30 - jackmanagan (3 hours ago) [-]
at least my ancestors wernt named grumpy sneeze and dosey
#31 - internetexplain (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah , but "mr fluffball" isn't any better.
#39 - absolutely based. 3 hours ago on admin navy seals copy pasta +7
#26 - Easy there , you wouldn't want to lose a paw , now would you?  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on look ma! no transmutation... +1
#27 - jackmanagan (3 hours ago) [-]
yeah what are you going t-
#28 - jackmanagan (3 hours ago) [-]
>>#26, oh
#24 - We won't know unless we try , now , will we? I'm a Bosmer …  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on look ma! no transmutation... +1
#25 - jackmanagan (3 hours ago) [-]
#26 - internetexplain (3 hours ago) [-]
Easy there , you wouldn't want to lose a paw , now would you?
#27 - jackmanagan (3 hours ago) [-]
yeah what are you going t-
#28 - jackmanagan (3 hours ago) [-]
>>#26, oh
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User avatar #100 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
hey Inty....
just curios, what country are you from
User avatar #126 to #100 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
>>125,
what on earth gives you the idea I'll let russia take the lead`? I want russia in for the resources and if everyone learns 3 languages at school , of which english is none.

seriously , where the **** did you take the soviet union part from
User avatar #127 to #126 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
soviet implying many nations under one banner
User avatar #128 to #127 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
what does soviet even mean , like , by itself.
I'm pretty sure it was something either army of people related.
User avatar #129 to #128 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
soviet originally meant like council....as if each member nation had an equal voice in the collective
User avatar #130 to #129 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
well , by that definition , my europe is gonna be anything but soviet.

I want to split up the states into larger provinces with similar cultural or linguistic roots.

the intend was , the balkan countries as - highly creative - "Balkan" , scandinavia as "scandinavia" , germany and most of its neighbours as "Central Europe" , France and everything that speaks a romanic language (except romania) as "Latin Europe" , the british isles as "Britannia" , Greece , surprisingly , on its own and the rest as "Slavic Europe"
User avatar #134 to #133 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
greece is a black hole for money...why let it stay independant and sucking economy away
User avatar #136 to #134 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
while they keep talking **** about germany , one of the things greeks are the proudest of , is in fact , german , their flag.
quite literally , a daily reminder to them that the only golden age they had as a country , was when the King of Bavaria ruled them.
User avatar #135 to #134 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
independent?
m8 , I'm trying to build a united , centralized europe , while I call it a federation , its the exact opposite really , but federation sounds a lot cooler.
any case, history proves time and time again , greece works best when its ruled by germans , and this is exactly what's gonna happen.
#137 to #135 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
and how come russia keeps its unicorn horn up the top

land would be better rounded off with scandanavia
User avatar #138 to #137 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah , i figured , russia would be pissy if I took Kola away from them , in the end , look around , everyone is gaining land , and while Kola was finnish once , stalin did his best to change that forever , its now culturally russian and ill have to accept it as such , im just gonna move around borders , not people , i'm not a communist.
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User avatar #101 to #100 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
make a guess.
User avatar #102 to #101 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
wellll you lost a *********** argument so maybe not american
User avatar #105 to #102 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
so, have another guess , the first one was right , time to gt more specific.
User avatar #107 to #105 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
won a *********** comp
youre from new york?
User avatar #108 to #107 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
come on , i just said im not american, don't insult me like that , please.
User avatar #109 to #108 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
foreign *********** expert

italian?
User avatar #110 to #109 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
yes , ******* is getting a lot closer , but still wrong
User avatar #111 to #110 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
spanish or russian?
User avatar #112 to #111 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
no and nyet.

try again.
User avatar #113 to #112 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
another creepy limey?

fukken brits everywhere
User avatar #114 to #113 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
nah m8

but you've gotten slightly closer in the right direction , come on , last guess before I tell you.
User avatar #115 to #114 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
******* around this long has gotta make you irish
User avatar #116 to #115 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
nope , I'm German.
#117 to #116 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
let me guess
a ******* west german
User avatar #120 to #117 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
aight i'll stop ******* with you.
I'm a rhinish giggle-cannon.

Americans merely adopted the *********** , I was born in it , molded by it , I didn't see logic and reason until I was a man.
User avatar #122 to #120 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
ah a rhinelander
picked up the ' **** you' attitude from the french

User avatar #118 to #117 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
the question is.....how far west?
#119 to #118 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
doesnt matter as long as you stay on your side
User avatar #121 to #119 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
nah, I ain't , this whole continent will be mine , MINE
#123 to #121 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
whole continent

someone forgot the last time germany tried to move on the east
User avatar #124 to #123 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
the last time , they didn't use intelligent diplomacy.

What I want , is getting Norway and Russia into the EU , play myself up like putin and give myself the image of being the saviour of europe , then convince everyone that it is for the best to unite the whole thing into an actual country , there I'll be writing a constitution for a tri-lingual nation : the European Federation.
We'll all be speaking french , german and russian and everyone will be happy.

While the way i put it makes it out a lot easier than it actually is , rest assured , that i got an idea of what I'm doing and that if my endeavour fails , i'll at least leave a better germany behind.
User avatar #125 to #124 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
European Soviet Union
User avatar #104 to #102 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
and besides, I got him mad with little to no effort , that immediately renders me the winner , really.
that's the point of *********** : pissing people off , and when I achieve that , i won , no matter what people say.
User avatar #106 to #104 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
so you are american
User avatar #103 to #102 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
he stopped before i did , so i consider that winning on my end.

as i said , *********** isn't about logic , the winner is the one who leaves last, its like a war of attrition , it doesnt matter who fought better , it matters who still stands in the end.
User avatar #97 - sciencexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
2 explains holding #3 and #3 rank on comments? that's how we do, bro.
User avatar #98 to #97 - internetexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
thats how I roll bro.
User avatar #95 - warioteam (11/15/2014) [-]
even though you are 5 levels above me i always spot you getting thumber down
funny stuff
User avatar #96 to #95 - internetexplain (11/15/2014) [-]
people can't handle my swag.
oddly enough though , I lost 14 levels during the big FJ down times, which sucks pretty bad , holding the higher level **** is easy , getting there is not.
User avatar #90 - damping (11/07/2014) [-]
Dude if you think 2/3 of the world hates America you are sorely mistaken.
www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/1/

Funny that after the Middle East, Eurofags dislike us the most (not even 50%). Literally the most clear cut case of jealousy the world has ever seen. The countries you claim we are imperialist towards actually like the US. Africans love the US and hate Europeans (gee, I wonder why). Same with Asians.
User avatar #91 to #90 - internetexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
the countries I meant were actually more in the east , like the middle-east and china , I know africa loves you faggots , ever seen that post about 9/11 with some tribe sending them their most valuable animals to help?
User avatar #92 to #91 - damping (11/07/2014) [-]
50 % of Chinese actually like us though. And all of China's neighbors love us (Phillipinnes, South Korea, Japan, Vietnam).

Seriously the only countries that overall have a negative opinion of us are Muslims, Russians, Greeks and Argentinians (lol why?).
User avatar #94 to #92 - internetexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
no logical reason*
User avatar #93 to #92 - internetexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
Muslims cuz you bomb them for logical reason.
Russians because you talk **** about them like we do about you.
Greeks because they are poor.
Argentinians are ******* that came to the americas as slaves , ofc they hate you even if youre not related to their slavery in any way.
User avatar #89 - sciencexplain (08/17/2014) [-]
THE DREAM

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT DAVID BOWIE'S SPACE ODDITY

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS
User avatar #73 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
.......Hey.
User avatar #77 to #76 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
User avatar #78 to #77 - internetexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey hey hey.
User avatar #79 to #78 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey...
User avatar #81 to #80 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Hiyo.
#82 to #81 - internetexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
HEYAEAYEAYEAY
HEYAEAYEAYEAY
#83 to #82 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
The 						****					 you just say?
The **** you just say?
#84 to #83 - internetexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
What the 						****					 did you just 						*******					 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 						****					 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 						*******					 words. You think you can get away with saying that 						****					 to me over the Internet? Think again, 						******					. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 						*******					 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 						****					. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 						*******					 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 						****					 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 						*******					 dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #87 to #86 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Potassium
User avatar #63 - sciencexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
DREAM STORY TIME ************

The dream starts with me, locked inside what feels like some sort of shuttle pod used by NASA or some **** . I'm bound by my chest in a harness, so I can't get out once I get in, but before I lock in, I hug somebody. I couldn't see her face, but I recognised her figure and hair to be someone I know. She hands me a note, presumably a note to remember her by, as if I was not going to see her for quite some time. I didn't get a chance to read it, but she rolled it up with some other papers I needed with me, and I got in and she held my hand once more before the door closed and I was stuck. This is when the dream gets a bit more strange. I feel an upward force underneath, and then my vision starts to blur. I realise that I'm travelling upwards, and of course, I'm in some sort of individual rocket pod. (Stupid idea, but it's a dream.) I then realize that I have broken through the o-zone layer and I am now floating in space, and I could feel the floating and everything. Trippy **** .
I come to realise that I am holding those papers in my hand, and I look around for a place to put them. I looked up and saw an orange/red coloured light, like an emergency light or the one on top of vans, and then I spot a little thing to the right of the door. Thinking it's to put personal belongings in, I push the lid back and place the rolled up papers in and close it. Then, to my extreme alarm and disappointment, the papers shoot out into space and away from this pod, and my notes and letter are now floating through space like the iconic teapot.
I mourn the loss of these for a while, and then the pods dock into a space station suspended in, you guessed it, space. I don't know where exactly or what planets it was close to, but yeah, I feel a heavy bump hit and I've docked. We've docked.
I wait a while, and the door slides. Not sure which way. My harness raises like on a rollercoaster, and I step out. I head up some stairs, and head into a room.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sciencexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
The freaky part is, the stairs and room were of my old science block in secondary school. I head through the door of class Science-21, and I'm in a black room with glass panels. I see my friends standing there, all grouped up and they were waiting for me. I look out of the window and look into the space surrounding. (Bear in mind that the room was NOTHING like my Science-21 classroom, but it was really small and black instead of white and there was a door on the right, but it was locked.) I started talking to everyone, but I can't remember what I said to them. I pointed out to one guy called Jordan that whilst the stairs and corridor behaved like on Earth and there was gravity, this black room was like the moon, and there was a lack of gravity. I must have said that it was because they wanted us to think our situation was cool. There was a ledge by the windows, probably to sit on whilst we waited, and I started doing low-gravity backflips off of them, and it was just like being in space and the vision was the same and everything. It was ******* crazy. Everyone thought it was cool and me and Jordan started doing them, but I hit the floor on the 2nd one. It wasn't a hard impact at all. Eventually, someone came to get us and I think they were standing in an alcove of the 2nd floor of the Science tower. They were already there in the alcove bit, I walked over, and told them about how I lost the letter from the girl. Some of the girls were crying about it for some reason, and they all comforted me about it, as if they knew how hard it was for me to have to leave her. They comforted me for a while, but then I told them that I lost the other papers and that.
User avatar #65 to #64 - sciencexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
We all mentioned it to the staff there, who happened to be my Secondary school teachers. One wrote one of them up for me, and it turns out that the paper was important because it was an exercise table, because in space, your muscles get weak if you don't train them, even though the gravity was like on Earth. I didn't think much of the logical error in my dream, but took the paper and I don't remember what I did with it.
Now, this is where my memories of the dream start to get patchy and the connections and ordering become a bit confused and muddled. I'll try my best to remember things from here, but I can't be sure they were ordered right.
The next thing I remember, I think I was heading into the classroom. Now, assuming we were in space and we're students, I deciphered within my dream that our purpose there was to be educated on space in the human race's efforts to expand out of Earth and to new places and whatever. I traipse into the class, walk to the back row and there's some **** going on, I don't know what though. I speak to one of the guys at the back called Luke, and I think he said something about organising them into groups or some **** . And then he said something and I responded with something about sharks and how the word ends in o or e, which made it different. My Secondary school maths teacher had a go at me and told me to get out. I think, in my mind, she was punishing me and in the dream, I was being sent back to Earth. I didn't want to go, but she sent me to another classroom where I met a teacher I know well from Secondary. There were 2 hats on a table, and I think one was a cliché propeller one. Don't know why. I grabbed it, went back to her, and then I saw her coming towards me and I apologised for my behaviour. Can't remember anything else, but I get the feeling that I was kept on up there.
User avatar #66 to #65 - sciencexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
This dream is really distressing for me, because I feel like the person who handed me the letter is so important to me and that it bears significance, but I don't know who they are. Even with all of my friends, I still felt empty without that person and felt regret, but I also dealt with my education and career path too.
User avatar #68 to #66 - internetexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
do not be afraid to consult an actual psychiatrist for answers, it's their job after all.
User avatar #67 to #66 - internetexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
I understand your concern, I got a similar vibe reading your dream.
Now before I go on making any speculations , bear in mind that ALL dreams as nonsensical as they sometimes seem , are representations of your experiences and memories. Memories on top of that , can and will be distorted over time, due to how the process of making memories works.

So, I assume, that perhaps the mysterious girl may have been a potential love interest you met once, ya know those "love on first sight" cases that most people just ignore and label them as an "its just hormones" case.
The papers you seem to have lost at first may be a reminder that you easily forget about things - correct me if I'm wrong here.
The stairs are simple : probably a place you've seen or liked a lot in your school time.
The black room , well, I really don't know what to make of it. I'd say it fits together with the whole space/astronaut theme which gives me think : did you ever want to be an astronaut or do you have a strong interest in space? If yes , it's probably your desire to explore the universe, if not however , well I don't know, I'm no Psychiatrist.

On a related note : the fact you remember this dream so vividly even after almost a day, is what throws me off the most. It must be a seriously important message/reminder of something if you remember it THIS well.
User avatar #69 to #67 - sciencexplain (08/07/2014) [-]
A lot of it fits into my actual thoughts and desires, I must say. The science block of my Secondary school and the science teachers there were the people and places that gave birth to my great love for science. I've always loved space and science-fiction, and the wonders of gravity in space always plagued my mind and made me desire for a chance to experience those. Those are possible reasons for why it was space, but I leave my mind open for potential.

It's true that I forget easily, but I think that maybe the way I lost them was not forgetting but a loss due to my inexperience and lack of understanding of a situation. I didn't see the girl's face, but I have around 2 people that it could be, one of whom I have never met before. If this is my potential love interest, I feel like my brain is telling me that I should be aware of my situation with this "love interest" or I could potentially lose her, but I feel like I might be reading into it too much.

I, too, was insanely stunned when I woke up and realized how much I could remember, and made a mad dash to scribble it all down so I didn't forget it. The process of thoughts was blurred, but the vivid details of space and that are solid in my mind, as if I lived it and was using photographs to remember. The amount of detail is scaring me to say the least, but whilst I'm not one for superstitious beliefs and the like, I feel a lot different and quite thrown off about this. I don't have access to a psychiatrist at the moment, but there is a lot of home psychiatry education that I can do to help my situation. Thanks for this, it really helps to know that someone else considers my situation strange. I feel a little better, but still haunted over what it could mean.
User avatar #70 to #69 - internetexplain (08/07/2014) [-]
Well, good to know I haven't lost my touch.
I'm intending to Psychology and History once I enter university, needless to say I'm getting myself a ton of knowledge about these things beforehand.
I also practice Psychology a lot IRL, playing substitute psychiatrist for people who can't afford it , or are afraid to do. I haven't done it in a while, but some of these people had serious issues.
So yeah, good to know I wasn't wrong with my assumptions.
User avatar #71 to #70 - sciencexplain (08/07/2014) [-]
Keep the senses sharp and the mind satiated of knowledge. Don't lose the edge. It's a talent and a skill, and people always need help from their good friends. I'll be back with whatever I learn or find soon.
#59 - billywonka (08/01/2014) [-]
no top comment for you
#60 to #59 - internetexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
>implying anyone can stop me
I am a faggotborn , I see more than lesser men.
User avatar #61 to #60 - billywonka (08/01/2014) [-]
no I mean he deleted your comment
User avatar #62 to #61 - internetexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
yes I know and I just went out a second after and tried again.
User avatar #52 - archmagestudios ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
lel that red thread tho
>people saying you're twelve
>making twelve year old jokes
keks were had
User avatar #53 to #52 - internetexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Well FJ has a community as cancerous as tumblr , combine that with the rage of /pol/ and retardation of /b/ and you get the worst community on the internet.
User avatar #54 to #53 - archmagestudios ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
besides league of legends
User avatar #45 - vgmddg (07/09/2014) [-]
Hey internetexplain, can you make a post to everyone exactly what's happening with the 4chan-tumblr event? I see a lot of people asking about it in the comments still.
User avatar #47 to #45 - internetexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
I could, but it would be too easily overlooked since most americans are asleep right now and they make up the majority of the site.
User avatar #50 to #47 - vgmddg (07/09/2014) [-]
Prepare it and post later during prime time?
User avatar #51 to #50 - internetexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
Nah~
That'd be too obvious.
User avatar #40 - kijajouteh (07/05/2014) [-]
Explain team more like explainfags.
User avatar #46 to #40 - vgmddg (07/09/2014) [-]
K
User avatar #48 to #46 - kijajouteh (07/09/2014) [-]
nerd
User avatar #49 to #48 - vgmddg (07/09/2014) [-]
K
#37 - internetexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
The original internetexplain Profile picture made by Blobboy
My new modified version in the reply below.
#38 to #37 - internetexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
Tell me what you think people.
User avatar #39 to #38 - internetexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
Also , yes I realize it's lacking in lighting and thus looks kind of blurred , I'm no artist people.
User avatar #35 - archmagestudios ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Holy **** man you turned on jokexplain, you are the true explain now. Heil!
User avatar #36 to #35 - internetexplain (06/30/2014) [-]
One step closer to world domination.
User avatar #21 - sciencexplain (06/28/2014) [-]
HOW IN THE **** DID YOU SURPASS ME AND JOKE. I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAND. Naa I do. You can comment on anything and be relevant, but I can't. Still, ******* brilliant job, mein good sir.
User avatar #19 - bondofsnow (06/28/2014) [-]
Are all of the explain accounts the same person? I'm just wondering.
User avatar #20 to #19 - internetexplain (06/28/2014) [-]
Short answer : No

Long answer : Many hundrets of years ago , in ancient times before the Internet , there was a powerful , all knowing wizard known as Realifexplain. He was slain by the forces of Evil , but before his soul vanished , he split his spirit into dozens of pieces of explanation , few of them lived early and died before the internet was invented , but then everything changed with the internet , Jokexplain called upon us to come together again , as many of us as possible , to gather enough explains to form a new Realifexplain and surpass the old one.
User avatar #43 to #20 - jokexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not allowed to confirm or deny this
User avatar #44 to #43 - internetexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
how so?
If you confirm it it's canon
If you deny it it's fanfiction
You hold the destiny of my autistic...errr...artistic work in your hands.
User avatar #42 to #20 - joekerr (07/09/2014) [-]
That's like the story of "Jokexplain: The Last Explainer". The intro should include Everything changed when the forces of evil attacked.
User avatar #25 to #20 - warioteam (06/28/2014) [-]
that backstory tho
this is going in my big book of fj lore
#17 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
Keep doing your glorious job mate.   
   
Hopefully one day there will be a breadexplain
Keep doing your glorious job mate.

Hopefully one day there will be a breadexplain
User avatar #14 - nought ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
how can I connect to dial-up AND talk on the phone!! plz halp!!
User avatar #16 to #14 - androidexplain (06/19/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late reply, I been busy at work. This isn't really Android related but I'll try to answer your question as best I can. As far as I know and from my personal experience, this is impossible without paying for an extra service. Dial up uses the same connection as the phone, so is one or the other. Some services let you answer the call and leave the internet on hold. Others let you answer it on the computer, from my research, try looking at CallWave.
User avatar #15 to #14 - internetexplain (06/16/2014) [-]
Androidexplain
User avatar #1 - warioteam (04/05/2014) [-]
friend joke explain or you will not be included pls
User avatar #2 to #1 - internetexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
im fairly positive i send him an invite 2 days ago
User avatar #3 to #2 - warioteam (04/05/2014) [-]
oh sorry
carry on doin your internety explainy things
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