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#486 - **internetexplain used "*roll picture*"** **internetexplain… 7 hours ago on Friday Night Feels Thread 0
#484 - here take this.  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Friday Night Feels Thread +1
#485 - precision (7 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, friend
#486 - internetexplain (7 hours ago) [-]
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#483 - >There once was a girl I really liked. >I knew her f…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Friday Night Feels Thread +1
User avatar #491 - lolzomolo (7 hours ago) [-]
lel get fast m9
#75 - pessimist =/= realist just because not everyone is able to…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Master Bait +2
User avatar #152 - cackrel (55 minutes ago) [-]
Just because being a "realist" is hot with nerds doesn't mean they're right.
#346 - still doesn't change the legal age of consent.  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on What's your virgin meter? 0
#386 - thehappyphoenix (16 hours ago) [-]
I know, just saying.
I just realised how unrelevant my post was.
I'll stop writing unrelevant things now.
#343 - fair enough I suppose , good day. 16 hours ago on What's your virgin meter? 0
#106 - well I can't say that I was ever hormone-driven like anyone el…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on What's your virgin meter? 0
User avatar #116 - hellmodd (18 hours ago) [-]
nah, I just like to argue
-peaces out-
User avatar #343 - internetexplain (16 hours ago) [-]
fair enough I suppose , good day.
#85 - your view on relationships is immature kid **** , *…  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on What's your virgin meter? 0
User avatar #91 - hellmodd (18 hours ago) [-]
people stay married because of kids and shit, everyone gets tired of eachother at some point of time, plus you're talking about relationships for ages of 20 and under where it's basically 2 horny teens fucking, sex is 90% of young-ling relationships
User avatar #106 - internetexplain (18 hours ago) [-]
well I can't say that I was ever hormone-driven like anyone else.
I was pre-destined to be a wizard.

Jokes aside , all of this is opinion territory , you can't scientifically approach emotions without drastically over-simplifying everything and speculating , and if you're the kind of faggot who goes around screaming " your opinion is wrong " for the sole reason that you want to be right no matter what which I firmly believe you are then you should just fuck off.
User avatar #116 - hellmodd (18 hours ago) [-]
nah, I just like to argue
-peaces out-
User avatar #343 - internetexplain (16 hours ago) [-]
fair enough I suppose , good day.
#60 - culture =/= civilization 19 hours ago on What's your virgin meter? +2
#56 - I don't know about Japan , Israel and the Muslims , but German…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on What's your virgin meter? +2
User avatar #64 - drastronomy (19 hours ago) [-]
Ah, in that case it is alright. In Norway, the age of consent is 16, but younger people are still allowed to have sex as long as one partner is not above 18


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User avatar #244 - internetexplain (04/12/2015) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #265 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Do you like Merkel?
User avatar #266 to #265 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
no , but as a german comedian put it

" as long as this woman is alive , let's just stop voting and let her pick her coalition partner "
User avatar #267 to #266 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She's got a 70% approval rating. That is unheard of in the US.
User avatar #270 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
and frankly , if she's doing nothing , she can't do anything wrong.
that and her antics of " we must find a solution together " on every issue
User avatar #271 to #270 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Nothing get's done in the US either, and we aren't exactly happy about it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well here is the thing , I don't like her , but I can't say she's making bad decisions , in fact , as I see it and most people as well , she isn't doing **** and becomes exceedingly efficient at it.
User avatar #269 to #268 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
She is a bigger flip-flopper than Mitt Romney. That is why she always seems like she is on the right side.
User avatar #272 to #269 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes , exactly.

another quote from the same comedian :

" When an angry mob stands in front of Merkel , raging and yelling at her , she just turns around and goes like ' hehe they're backing me ' "
User avatar #273 to #272 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Which angry mobs? All this stuff about the BND, and the Fourteen Eyes, and Germany and Merkel begging to be in the 5 Eyes. Merkel knew all along, and acted outraged when she found out her phone was being tapped. If you recall Germans in particular were the harshest when the whole Snowden thing came out towards the US. Claiming we are an evil empire and a 3rd world nation and whatever.

Then the whole thing with dropping Nuclear Power and moving to bituminous coal and acting like it is good for environment. Because the Earthqauke+Tsunami thing that happened in Japan is totally going to happen in Bavaria. And the German people eat it up.
User avatar #274 to #273 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Hypothetical angry mob , because metaphors bruh
User avatar #275 to #274 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Germans remind me of a hivemind. Like a bunch of worker ants. They love doing work, don't question authority, are every efficient and society oriented. Like the perfect culture for communism ironically.

Unlike the US which is based on ruthless competition.
User avatar #277 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
ironically , because the Weimar Republic was established as opposed to the Spartacist Republic the rise of Hitler was even possible , because the Weimar republic had some really ****** laws regarding the Imperial President , like , you can see whose position he's replacing just by looking at his title , and he wielded a similar amount of power.
User avatar #279 to #277 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
If only Frederick Wilhelm the dumbass listened to Bismark and didn't piss off England. Or even asked for peace with Britain and France after you defeated the Russians.
User avatar #282 to #279 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
The real Problem here was actually Belgium's lack of cooperation.

Emperor Wilhelm II didn't want to face France at the maginot line , requested trespassing rights from the King of Belgium , was denied , and obsessed with Prestige as he was , attacked Belgium to get his way regardless , which forced Belgium's ally - the British Empire - who was formerly a supporter of Germany (despite the Navy issue) , into the war.
User avatar #276 to #275 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Well remember mein jude , germans invented communism , the only thing that stopped us from being communist after we exiled the emperor was just a single hour time difference between 2 guys calling out 2 different Republics , 1 being a capitalist democracy , the other a socialist democracy
User avatar #278 to #276 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Too bad communism doesn't work though, because you will always have people taking advantage of the system for their own gain Merkel and her cronies. . Now of course, you will say that happens in capitalism too. But the difference is, that is an outright goal of capitalism, and everyone knows it is being done.

Face it, the US is the closest one can get to a Meritocracy on the planet right now.
User avatar #280 to #278 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Debatable , especially if you think about the ridiculous debt people make when they want to Study in the U.S , in Europe , specifically Germany and the Scandinavian countries , are encouraging people to study by funding their education.

Remember that , a meritocracy is a system that encourages and rewards effort and innovations , and I'd say a state that discourages higher education like you guys do , is the exact opposite of meritocracy
User avatar #287 to #280 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
My last exam of my college career is tomorrow. The US encourages and rewards efforts too. I go to a private school where the tuition is $55,000 a year. Because my parents are wealthy, I am graduating debt free. Every single one of my friends is getting tuition help from the University, in fact most don't have to pay tuition at all, just room and board.

If I went to my state University, I would only have to pay $8,000 a year. In fact, my dad said if I went there instead he would give me half the difference in cost, which would be around $80,000. But, my mom went here, and I have always loved this school and have always been a fan of the football team. I majored in Mechanical Engineering and I am going to be making $60,000 yearly plus bonus right out of school. Even if I had loans, I could pay them off easily. This system encourages useful majors.

Why should society have to pay for more English majors?
User avatar #288 to #287 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Lel , dat last one , sick burn m9

but anyway , arguing over the details aside , every industrial society is a meritocracy right now.
Sure , that can change once China becomes a 1st world country , but when that happens , there won't be enough resources left on the planet for China to sustain it for even 1 day.
User avatar #289 to #288 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
What? Are you an English Major?

And I wouldn't be so sure we are going to run out of resources.
User avatar #290 to #289 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Nah , I was serious , but any comment in way shape or form in my manner of speaking , would sound as if I was mocking you.

also , I'm pretty ******* sure we're running out of Resources.

Here is the deal with capitalism - to get more money , you need a greater production , to have a greater production you need more resources , the get more resources you need money.

fast forward 2 centuries of capitalism and industrialization

your state requires you to have infinite growth , because if you don't " muh economy is breaking down " and " recession , my god , recession , soon we will be greece "
and because of infinite growth , all industrial nations right now , require 40% of all resources just to sustain their standard of living.

Now imagine what happens when China AND India become industrial nations.
since the industrialized world amounts to about 1 billion people currently , China and India each would require another 40% of all of earth's resources to sustain a standard of living similar to our current one.

Where you gonna get dem 120% from ***** ?
User avatar #291 to #290 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
That is assuming technology doesn't reduce our consumption. I think you will find humans are very good at surviving.
User avatar #292 to #291 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
Indeed but unlike your assumption , mine isn't exactly far fetched.
Do you have any idea how often we ran out of resources in history?

Let's just say - very often.
User avatar #293 to #292 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
And yet, we are still here, consuming more and more.
User avatar #294 to #293 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
yes and since history will most likely repeat itself , we will solve that problem temporarily via another global war.
#284 to #281 - internetexplain (05/06/2015) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
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Wanna join in?
I'm sure you'll get more mentions in this thread soon enough.
User avatar #286 to #284 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
I think I'll pass, thank you
User avatar #283 to #281 - damping (05/06/2015) [-]
Don't the notifications ever get old?
User avatar #285 to #283 - europe (05/06/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm used to it
User avatar #260 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #261 to #260 - internetexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
top ebin
User avatar #262 to #261 - xxDanvelxx (04/27/2015) [-]
you're a well butter my butt and call me a biscuit-y faggot
User avatar #254 to #253 - internetexplain (04/26/2015) [-]
already heard about that 2 days ago
I'm not surprised , they're all oldfags who witnessed the cold-war , they still think America isn't worse than the Soviet Union
top ******* kek
User avatar #255 to #254 - damping (04/26/2015) [-]
I find it vindicating after all the Germans who said the US was a police state after Merkel feigned outrage over her phone being tapped. Meanwhile she was begging to be part of the 5 eyes. And Germans just ate it up. This is what I mean when I say Germans are delusional. Always looking for a scapegoat. Meanwhile your government is ******* you guys with your support.
User avatar #256 to #255 - internetexplain (04/26/2015) [-]
well the U.S is a police state , you're still our allies , so we don't exactly care.
User avatar #257 to #256 - damping (04/26/2015) [-]
A police state has to be totalitarian. So the US is by definition not a police state.
#264 to #257 - rageblade (04/28/2015) [-]
not a police state.....yet
User avatar #258 to #257 - internetexplain (04/26/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be totalitarian.
I don't know which ass your pulled that definition out of, but last time I checked, police state is subjective and depends on how strongly the government emphasizes security.
#221 - anonymous (04/05/2015) [-]
you are mean. um... i just want you to know that. and seeing some of your posts...i'm not sure if trolling or just flat-out racist.
User avatar #222 to #221 - internetexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
or , OR , that one might come as shocker - I didn't grow up like the rest of the " Trying is an achievement too " generation , and thus have developed a sense of humor that isn't bound to destructive political correctness.
User avatar #251 to #222 - nought (04/19/2015) [-]
>developed a sense of humor

lost you there, buddy
User avatar #252 to #251 - internetexplain (04/19/2015) [-]
but I do m8 , that's why I ******** , I get a kick out of people raging over nothing.
User avatar #209 - damping (03/21/2015) [-]
Alright dude. Here we go.

Can you stand the hypocrisy of your government? They condemned the US spying program, yet have been receiving information from us for years. And article just came out saying the only reason you guys didn't give Snowden asylum is because we threatened to cut you guys off from the 14 eyes.

Your government treats you guys like you are idiots and you guys just accept it. Never have I ever seen a group of people who trusted their government and their actions so much. And why? Germany's fiscal policies are ruining the economies of Europe, and reducing the value of the Euro effectively reducing the working classes wages and savings to help export companies. But every German I have ever talked to praises them for these things. The German debt per capita is higher than the American debt per capita.

The reason we don't have universal healthcare and free education is because Americans do not trust our government. It is in our blood. Our entire constitution with checks and balances was because the founding fathers did not trust the government.

You guys are decommissioning your nuclear power plants and moving to dirty coal, and all I hear is praise. It seems Germans have a problem when it comes to trusting their government.
User avatar #210 to #209 - internetexplain (03/21/2015) [-]
Well first of all there's the cultural factor , for millenia Germans have been subject to several dozens of Monarchies , we were one of the latest countries in Europe to embrace even basic democratic values , it's in our blood to follow a great personality to the very end , as we only have known democracy for 60 out of over 4000 years.

Secondly there's the demographics factor , Germany has a reverse demographic pyramid , all the people above 50 years of age combined outnumber all younger ones combined almost 2:1 , and these oldfags are still clinging onto more traditional values

Thirdly the Universal healthcare , that one is simple , it's been around for 150 years and we haven't changed it since , neither the Weimar republic nor Nazi Germany made a change to it , let alone abolish it , it's a solid system that only now starts becoming problematic due to demographics

Fourthly the wages and EU.
I don't know a whole lot about the EU and frankly the only reason I care about it is because I want to become a politician and turn the EU into a German-run nation-state. Wages however is fairly complicated , but simply put , despite cultural changes between old and new generations , we still value work very highly and as long as a German has work he doesn't care whether he can live from it or not , because of that it's fairly simple in Germany to pass laws that reduce the living standard of workers , and since we have the necessary institutions for that , we are effectively bringing back slavery , between 5 and 20 % of our population have already become subject of our modern slavery.

Now , about the spying program , it's politics , it's painfully obvious that our security agencies have known about it , because we signed a treaty in 2004 to work together with U.S secret services that helped us spy on our population and increase relationships with Bush. The treaty officially ran out in 2008 , but I assume they signed a new unofficial treaty with Obama , because if either the Government or the German secret services didn't know about the spying , then that would imply that we're that incompetent , and what sounds more realistic to you , Our government not knowing that the U.S spies on us , or Our Government knowing that the U.S spies on us and pretending not to to keep the population at peace?
User avatar #211 to #210 - damping (03/22/2015) [-]
Obviously your government was feigning outrage. But most Germans can't see that. Just like they can't see how the government is slowly reducing the power of the working class. It absolutely amazes me. You can call Americans stupid, but we don't take **** from our government. We call them out for everything. Our approval is at like 8%.
User avatar #212 to #211 - internetexplain (03/22/2015) [-]
Fun , well Germany also has a weird phenomenon that happened with folks like Bismarck , Hitler and even Merkel , it's when the country really hates the governmnent , but loves the leader of the government.

our approval rate here is at 30% , Merkels approval rate however is at 70
User avatar #213 to #212 - damping (03/22/2015) [-]
Sounds like you guys want a dictator.
User avatar #214 to #213 - internetexplain (03/22/2015) [-]
Dictator , King , Emperor , it doesn't really matter , even though most of us want to maintain democracy , we also would like the responsibility of maintaining it gone , like I said , it's in our blood to follow great leaders.

Now if we could just find a way to have democracy and dictatorship at the same time , I think Nazis , Communists , Conservatives , Liberals and Fundamentalists would all be lying in each others arms , crying tears of joy.
User avatar #193 - internetexplain (03/20/2015) [-]
damping, I just now , over 3 weeks later , I read the spoiler in the comment where we started a debate over.

Wouldn't that imply you find your own culture **** ?
User avatar #194 to #193 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
No. It just means that you have been culture converted. Now you are one of us, one of us, one of us.
User avatar #195 to #194 - internetexplain (03/20/2015) [-]
on an unrelated note , wanna see some autistic fag bait himself and rage over it?
User avatar #196 to #195 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
Uhh sure.
User avatar #198 to #197 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
**** chicks with dicks. Everyone knows guys with vaginas is superior.

jk. I actually like it when there is nothing there at all. Like a Barbie doll.
User avatar #199 to #198 - internetexplain (03/20/2015) [-]
well thats kinda weird , but at least not gay so I don't mind.
User avatar #200 to #199 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
Hah. Still taking me seriously I see.
User avatar #201 to #200 - internetexplain (03/20/2015) [-]
Well , I've seen some **** and I'm not the least bit surprised about that kinda fetish , so why would I assume you're telling me **** ?
User avatar #202 to #201 - damping (03/20/2015) [-]
I guess I am too much of a normalfag since I find that ridiculous. The whole point of removing genitals is to desexualize them.

Once I get back to my computer I have a serious question for you. Relating to German politics.
User avatar #203 to #202 - internetexplain (03/20/2015) [-]
then leave a bunch of questions for me to answer here , because I need some sleep
User avatar #204 to #203 - damping (03/21/2015) [-]
>Not being on superior EDT.

Top kek.
User avatar #205 to #204 - internetexplain (03/21/2015) [-]
what even is that?
User avatar #206 to #205 - damping (03/21/2015) [-]
Eastern Daylight Time.
User avatar #173 - damping (03/02/2015) [-]
I don't give credit to commies.

I love Prussia actually. I always play as them in grand strategy games (EUIV, Victoria II and Empire Total War), and Bismark is my favorite leader in Civ. The German empires borders were awesome. Modern day Germans are an abomination to what they used to be. We Americanized the **** out of you.
User avatar #174 to #173 - internetexplain (03/02/2015) [-]

no one ever practiced communism.
people tried , but all they turned up with was a totalitarian dictatorship with a socialist economy.
User avatar #175 to #174 - damping (03/02/2015) [-]
You mean like what will always happen?

Just like pure capitalism should work theoretically if people didn't abuse the system.
User avatar #176 to #175 - internetexplain (03/02/2015) [-]
yes and no.
Yes on the first.
No on the capitalism part.
Capitalism works even with corruption , the thing with capitalism is capitalism itself.
A capitalist economy relies on Banks , without banks that take interest , an economy would no longer be capitalist.
And the problem with Interest is , it creates a spiral of wealth. The wealthy grow wealthier and the poor grow poorer , both at an ever increasing rate , solely , because of interest.

Without interest , capitalism is no longer capitalism , it would be more like , the economy of feudal europe.
User avatar #178 to #177 - internetexplain (03/02/2015) [-]
pretty much yeah.
I'm not complaining about capitalism by no means.
and I'm on the losing end here living in (relative) poverty.
the system is working , it enables me to have luxuries despite being poor.
#179 to #178 - damping (03/02/2015) [-]
To me the system has failed if poor people are living with luxuries.

User avatar #180 to #179 - internetexplain (03/02/2015) [-]
You sure about that?
Do you know how economy works?
Statistically , half of your country lives in poverty since you have a severe lack of " middle-class " and yet , soccer moms have cars , computers and phones , all of which count as luxuries.
#181 to #180 - damping (03/02/2015) [-]
If everyone has luxuries, they are not luxuries.

Also, half our country isn't below the poverty line. But 100% of me is in the 1%.
User avatar #183 to #181 - internetexplain (03/03/2015) [-]
so say you earn 1900 €
You have to pay 1000€ of that every month for all of your basic needs like food , rent , taxes etc.
Then that means you have 900€ left to spend on **** like going out , or buying a new iPhone.

Congratulations , you live in (european) poverty.
User avatar #186 to #183 - damping (03/03/2015) [-]
Actually it is poor. I forgot I was paid bi-weekly.
User avatar #185 to #183 - damping (03/03/2015) [-]
Europoors gonna be poor. $900 a month to spend on ******** ? I'm sorry, that isn't poverty brah. Maybe $900 to spend a year.
User avatar #188 to #185 - internetexplain (03/03/2015) [-]
or however you spell that word
User avatar #187 to #185 - internetexplain (03/03/2015) [-]
Exactly my point , being middle-class is considered poor in Europe , that just how filthy rich we are.
in most non-european countries , I'd probably count as higher-middle class , whereas in Germany I count as empoverished.
User avatar #191 to #190 - internetexplain (03/03/2015) [-]
Also , on the low wages paid in Germany , that's because our economy runs on underpaying workers.
We reached the point where we legalized slavery under a different name , it's ridiculous , and I love it.
User avatar #192 to #191 - damping (03/03/2015) [-]

Ireland may be the worst case of outliers the world has ever seen. Also, see note at bottom of table.
User avatar #182 to #181 - internetexplain (03/03/2015) [-]
well , european defintions of relative and absolute poverty as well as luxuries beg to differ.

Everything that isn't an essential to work and exist is a luxury.
Everyone who has less than 1000 € to spend on luxuries in a month lives in relative poverty.
Everyone who has less than 100€ to spend on essentials in a month , lives in absolute poverty.
User avatar #184 to #182 - damping (03/03/2015) [-]
You are taking me too seriously. Jesus man. At least Konradkurze gets it after a while.

That German humor coming through again.

The Median household income in the US is $ 55000. That is the median, not mean, so outliers don't affect that. If you really think most Americans live in poverty you are delusional.
User avatar #189 to #184 - internetexplain (03/03/2015) [-]
you forgot , I got no humor.
The only things I laugh at are related to morbid and painful **** .

Like , ww2 is hilarious.
User avatar #172 - diamondstuff (02/10/2015) [-]
go talk to this guy please funnyjunk.com/Suicide/text/5450040/
User avatar #169 - hwangnuneo (02/01/2015) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #170 to #169 - internetexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#171 to #170 - hwangnuneo (02/01/2015) [-]
Here have a random gif as a present
Here have a random gif as a present
User avatar #161 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
You up for a game of CaH, senpai?
User avatar #163 to #162 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
it's already begun though.
password is futa
User avatar #165 to #163 - internetexplain (01/04/2015) [-]
i mean , surely its just not the cards alone , right?
User avatar #164 to #163 - internetexplain (01/04/2015) [-]
how do i play it tho?
User avatar #167 to #164 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
round's over. try joining again now.
User avatar #166 to #164 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
just click and join and become the flow. most apt desc i have at the moment.
#156 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #157 to #156 - internetexplain (12/30/2014) [-]
uh k thanks m8
User avatar #154 - lightingmike (12/30/2014) [-]
nice gmod banner
User avatar #155 to #154 - internetexplain (12/30/2014) [-]
thanks :3
User avatar #152 - jackmanagan (12/30/2014) [-]

i feel like in unah tha sea
User avatar #139 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
reply limit
i hate those things
User avatar #140 to #139 - internetexplain (12/28/2014) [-]
tell me about it , but frankly this is what admin added these 4chan reply thinigies for.
User avatar #141 to #140 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
>>139, >>140, >>139, he underestimates the sheer volume of my ***********
User avatar #142 to #141 - internetexplain (12/28/2014) [-]
Well , would you look at that , it ain't working on profiles, what the **** admin.
User avatar #143 to #142 - jackmanagan (12/28/2014) [-]
>>100, maybe outside of threads?

Konku you **** did this notify you
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
hey Inty....
just curios, what country are you from
User avatar #126 to #100 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
what on earth gives you the idea I'll let russia take the lead`? I want russia in for the resources and if everyone learns 3 languages at school , of which english is none.

seriously , where the **** did you take the soviet union part from
User avatar #127 to #126 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
soviet implying many nations under one banner
User avatar #128 to #127 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
what does soviet even mean , like , by itself.
I'm pretty sure it was something either army of people related.
User avatar #129 to #128 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
soviet originally meant like council....as if each member nation had an equal voice in the collective
User avatar #130 to #129 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
well , by that definition , my europe is gonna be anything but soviet.

I want to split up the states into larger provinces with similar cultural or linguistic roots.

the intend was , the balkan countries as - highly creative - "Balkan" , scandinavia as "scandinavia" , germany and most of its neighbours as "Central Europe" , France and everything that speaks a romanic language (except romania) as "Latin Europe" , the british isles as "Britannia" , Greece , surprisingly , on its own and the rest as "Slavic Europe"
User avatar #134 to #133 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
greece is a black hole for money...why let it stay independant and sucking economy away
User avatar #136 to #134 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
while they keep talking **** about germany , one of the things greeks are the proudest of , is in fact , german , their flag.
quite literally , a daily reminder to them that the only golden age they had as a country , was when the King of Bavaria ruled them.
User avatar #135 to #134 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
m8 , I'm trying to build a united , centralized europe , while I call it a federation , its the exact opposite really , but federation sounds a lot cooler.
any case, history proves time and time again , greece works best when its ruled by germans , and this is exactly what's gonna happen.
#137 to #135 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
and how come russia keeps its unicorn horn up the top

land would be better rounded off with scandanavia
User avatar #138 to #137 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah , i figured , russia would be pissy if I took Kola away from them , in the end , look around , everyone is gaining land , and while Kola was finnish once , stalin did his best to change that forever , its now culturally russian and ill have to accept it as such , im just gonna move around borders , not people , i'm not a communist.
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User avatar #101 to #100 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
make a guess.
User avatar #102 to #101 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
wellll you lost a *********** argument so maybe not american
User avatar #105 to #102 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
so, have another guess , the first one was right , time to gt more specific.
User avatar #107 to #105 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
won a *********** comp
youre from new york?
User avatar #108 to #107 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
come on , i just said im not american, don't insult me like that , please.
User avatar #109 to #108 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
foreign *********** expert

User avatar #110 to #109 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
yes , ******* is getting a lot closer , but still wrong
User avatar #111 to #110 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
spanish or russian?
User avatar #112 to #111 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
no and nyet.

try again.
User avatar #113 to #112 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
another creepy limey?

fukken brits everywhere
User avatar #114 to #113 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
nah m8

but you've gotten slightly closer in the right direction , come on , last guess before I tell you.
User avatar #115 to #114 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
******* around this long has gotta make you irish
User avatar #116 to #115 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
nope , I'm German.
#117 to #116 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
let me guess
a ******* west german
User avatar #120 to #117 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
aight i'll stop ******* with you.
I'm a rhinish giggle-cannon.

Americans merely adopted the *********** , I was born in it , molded by it , I didn't see logic and reason until I was a man.
User avatar #122 to #120 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
ah a rhinelander
picked up the ' **** you' attitude from the french

User avatar #118 to #117 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
the question is.....how far west?
#119 to #118 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
doesnt matter as long as you stay on your side
User avatar #121 to #119 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
nah, I ain't , this whole continent will be mine , MINE
#123 to #121 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
whole continent

someone forgot the last time germany tried to move on the east
User avatar #124 to #123 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
the last time , they didn't use intelligent diplomacy.

What I want , is getting Norway and Russia into the EU , play myself up like putin and give myself the image of being the saviour of europe , then convince everyone that it is for the best to unite the whole thing into an actual country , there I'll be writing a constitution for a tri-lingual nation : the European Federation.
We'll all be speaking french , german and russian and everyone will be happy.

While the way i put it makes it out a lot easier than it actually is , rest assured , that i got an idea of what I'm doing and that if my endeavour fails , i'll at least leave a better germany behind.
User avatar #125 to #124 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
European Soviet Union
User avatar #104 to #102 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
and besides, I got him mad with little to no effort , that immediately renders me the winner , really.
that's the point of *********** : pissing people off , and when I achieve that , i won , no matter what people say.
User avatar #145 to #104 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Exactly how did I get mad? You just can't admit defeat. And if you really think *********** is about who can post the longest, you are stupider than I thought. A successful **** poster keeps the other person in it. I could just keep responding with two word posts, but that doesn't mean **** . Get it together dude. Or don't. You sure are easier to make a fool of than metalmind was.
User avatar #106 to #104 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
so you are american
User avatar #146 to #106 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Americans don't have people as retarded as internetexplain.
User avatar #148 to #147 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Graduated from Yale and became President. I think he is smarter than him.
User avatar #149 to #148 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
so a case of 'his brain got smart but his head got dumb'
User avatar #150 to #149 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Somewhat. My point is that he is leagues smarter than the Germans I have met on here.
User avatar #103 to #102 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
he stopped before i did , so i consider that winning on my end.

as i said , *********** isn't about logic , the winner is the one who leaves last, its like a war of attrition , it doesnt matter who fought better , it matters who still stands in the end.
User avatar #97 - sciencexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
2 explains holding #3 and #3 rank on comments? that's how we do, bro.
User avatar #98 to #97 - internetexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
thats how I roll bro.
User avatar #95 - warioteam (11/15/2014) [-]
even though you are 5 levels above me i always spot you getting thumber down
funny stuff
User avatar #96 to #95 - internetexplain (11/15/2014) [-]
people can't handle my swag.
oddly enough though , I lost 14 levels during the big FJ down times, which sucks pretty bad , holding the higher level **** is easy , getting there is not.
User avatar #90 - damping (11/07/2014) [-]
Dude if you think 2/3 of the world hates America you are sorely mistaken.

Funny that after the Middle East, Eurofags dislike us the most (not even 50%). Literally the most clear cut case of jealousy the world has ever seen. The countries you claim we are imperialist towards actually like the US. Africans love the US and hate Europeans (gee, I wonder why). Same with Asians.
User avatar #91 to #90 - internetexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
the countries I meant were actually more in the east , like the middle-east and china , I know africa loves you faggots , ever seen that post about 9/11 with some tribe sending them their most valuable animals to help?
User avatar #92 to #91 - damping (11/07/2014) [-]
50 % of Chinese actually like us though. And all of China's neighbors love us (Phillipinnes, South Korea, Japan, Vietnam).

Seriously the only countries that overall have a negative opinion of us are Muslims, Russians, Greeks and Argentinians (lol why?).
User avatar #94 to #92 - internetexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
no logical reason*
User avatar #93 to #92 - internetexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
Muslims cuz you bomb them for logical reason.
Russians because you talk **** about them like we do about you.
Greeks because they are poor.
Argentinians are ******* that came to the americas as slaves , ofc they hate you even if youre not related to their slavery in any way.
User avatar #89 - sciencexplain (08/17/2014) [-]


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