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#54 - Is there a zooexplain? Animalexplain, wildlifexplain?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on damn nature you scary +1
User avatar #62 - wildlifexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
spartan has it correct.

Also, typically when a new male takes over he will kill the previous male's cubs- especially and male cubs, as he only wants his offspring to propagate/live on.

And there is zoologyexplain as well as myself- wildlifexplain
User avatar #59 - spartansquirrel (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm not any of those but I'll try my best. This is referencing to lion behavior. The female does the hunting for the pride and the male lion takes the first pickings from the kill. And sometimes other male lions (usually young) challenge the older ones. If they win they take control of the former male's females and cubs.
#124827 - It's the second year actually lol 03/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#11 - "Parseltongue ************ , do you speak it?!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Fucking Ron +19
#73 - randyhalfway (04/01/2014) [-]
Hahahaha how is this not top comment
#124819 - I have a gf, not the happiest in my relationship right now tho…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124825 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
np I was bored anyway
But still you have a gf so I think you're in a great position
and if it isn't going 100% then give it atleast a month
relationships works in mostly a 4 way stages
1. kalverliefde(don't know it in english)
The first year or month its mostly that its not really love but its the like you the most thing
2. Acceptance year(the deadliest of its kind)
this mostly occurs in the seconds year
its the year that you should let eachother go for a while just to see things happen
3.Time-out(You've come this far)
this mostly occurs during the third year or somewhere in the second
the love breezed a bit
best thing to do is just give eachother some space
4. You made it(but is it over?)


#124827 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
It's the second year actually lol
#124816 - I may be over exaggerating a bit, I'm not some like, huge guy,…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124817 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah it does give you plus points
*waiving afro in the air L'oreal style*
But given that you are a bit chubby you do get a plus point
> when you lift(in the gym) your body mass helps with the exsersice
so muscle training will take half time for you
Unless you're under 14 then don't do it

but there is a point where its hard to ask girls out
just keep in mind you don't need them that much atm




#124819 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
I have a gf, not the happiest in my relationship right now though, but it's getting pretty serious. Having lots of second thoughts, thanks for taking the time to talk a little btw.
User avatar #124825 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
np I was bored anyway
But still you have a gf so I think you're in a great position
and if it isn't going 100% then give it atleast a month
relationships works in mostly a 4 way stages
1. kalverliefde(don't know it in english)
The first year or month its mostly that its not really love but its the like you the most thing
2. Acceptance year(the deadliest of its kind)
this mostly occurs in the seconds year
its the year that you should let eachother go for a while just to see things happen
3.Time-out(You've come this far)
this mostly occurs during the third year or somewhere in the second
the love breezed a bit
best thing to do is just give eachother some space
4. You made it(but is it over?)


#124827 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
It's the second year actually lol
#124813 - My life is kind of a mess right now, and i'm just thinking lik…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124815 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
You can always lose some pounds
I don't know how what the problem is with your life.
but I suspect that you think that people don't interact with you because you're overweight?
#124816 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
I may be over exaggerating a bit, I'm not some like, huge guy, but I think I'm juuuuust over the point where asking girls out or trying to flirt becomes difficult. I can talk to people just fine, I'm a server. That's also why I think good looks would help, they do in this type of job.
User avatar #124817 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah it does give you plus points
*waiving afro in the air L'oreal style*
But given that you are a bit chubby you do get a plus point
> when you lift(in the gym) your body mass helps with the exsersice
so muscle training will take half time for you
Unless you're under 14 then don't do it

but there is a point where its hard to ask girls out
just keep in mind you don't need them that much atm




#124819 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
I have a gf, not the happiest in my relationship right now though, but it's getting pretty serious. Having lots of second thoughts, thanks for taking the time to talk a little btw.
User avatar #124825 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
np I was bored anyway
But still you have a gf so I think you're in a great position
and if it isn't going 100% then give it atleast a month
relationships works in mostly a 4 way stages
1. kalverliefde(don't know it in english)
The first year or month its mostly that its not really love but its the like you the most thing
2. Acceptance year(the deadliest of its kind)
this mostly occurs in the seconds year
its the year that you should let eachother go for a while just to see things happen
3.Time-out(You've come this far)
this mostly occurs during the third year or somewhere in the second
the love breezed a bit
best thing to do is just give eachother some space
4. You made it(but is it over?)


#124827 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
It's the second year actually lol
#124810 - Neither really, first off i'm not a girl. But besides that, I…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124814 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
And about the eating habits:
Alot of guys between 13 - 21 won't gain any pounds even though they eat like animals
But thats just normal caused by hormones
The sad thing is that when they become 21 they will become fat beceause they are used to eat alot
User avatar #124812 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
Socially I think that its gives you some plus points
.....yeah when i think about it only positive...
You my sir made a good point


#124813 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
My life is kind of a mess right now, and i'm just thinking like, if I weighed about, eh, 30 pounds less, maybe a little more, it would drastically change.
User avatar #124815 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
You can always lose some pounds
I don't know how what the problem is with your life.
but I suspect that you think that people don't interact with you because you're overweight?
#124816 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
I may be over exaggerating a bit, I'm not some like, huge guy, but I think I'm juuuuust over the point where asking girls out or trying to flirt becomes difficult. I can talk to people just fine, I'm a server. That's also why I think good looks would help, they do in this type of job.
User avatar #124817 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah it does give you plus points
*waiving afro in the air L'oreal style*
But given that you are a bit chubby you do get a plus point
> when you lift(in the gym) your body mass helps with the exsersice
so muscle training will take half time for you
Unless you're under 14 then don't do it

but there is a point where its hard to ask girls out
just keep in mind you don't need them that much atm




#124819 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
I have a gf, not the happiest in my relationship right now though, but it's getting pretty serious. Having lots of second thoughts, thanks for taking the time to talk a little btw.
User avatar #124825 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
np I was bored anyway
But still you have a gf so I think you're in a great position
and if it isn't going 100% then give it atleast a month
relationships works in mostly a 4 way stages
1. kalverliefde(don't know it in english)
The first year or month its mostly that its not really love but its the like you the most thing
2. Acceptance year(the deadliest of its kind)
this mostly occurs in the seconds year
its the year that you should let eachother go for a while just to see things happen
3.Time-out(You've come this far)
this mostly occurs during the third year or somewhere in the second
the love breezed a bit
best thing to do is just give eachother some space
4. You made it(but is it over?)


#124827 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
It's the second year actually lol
#124808 - Is it wrong to think life is much easier if your even mildly a…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124938 - advicedude (04/01/2014) [-]
No but confidence will definately help.
User avatar #124841 - iridium (03/31/2014) [-]
It's incorrect to say your whole life will be much easier just because you're attractive.

Your looks will fade away, either in your 30s or your 40s, unless you have either good genes (rather unlikely) or the resources to take care of yourself, which you would need to have earned through a career of either hard work or a specialized profession requiring some kind of scholastic achievement. You aren't going to land a great job for anything other than modeling just because you look good (although being able to dress sharp is a key for interviews).

That said, you have to look at why the person looks good. If the person is fit and well trained, then there's a decent chance that he or she has decent time management skills, good self-control, dedication to routine, and other skills that might equate well to being a successful person.
User avatar #124835 - ScottP (03/31/2014) [-]
Life is always going to be tough for people who aren't born into riches (and even then, often they're not really happy). I lie to think that life is never easy, but it does tend to be enjoyable.
User avatar #124832 - awesomerninjathing (03/31/2014) [-]
you can be attractive without being physically attractive
User avatar #124830 - defeats (03/31/2014) [-]
It's not wrong to think that, no.
User avatar #124828 - hasai (03/31/2014) [-]
I can't outright falsify your statement, but the person in question's personality is also a considerable factor I'd say.
User avatar #124809 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
*you're
Is this a question like:
if i was remotely sexier will I archieve more goals
then no
but if the question is:
I'm a chick and I want shit cuz tits
then yes



User avatar #124811 - princessren (03/31/2014) [-]
I dunno
aren't there some tests that show attractive people are more likely to get jobs/promotions?
I'm not saying weather they are true or not...but still
#124810 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
Neither really, first off i'm not a girl. But besides that, I just think life is easier for more attractive people. Others accept them more easily, they get some jobs easier. I just think life in general is easier for them, and some are just that way without any effort at all, regardless of eating habits or exercise.
User avatar #124814 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
And about the eating habits:
Alot of guys between 13 - 21 won't gain any pounds even though they eat like animals
But thats just normal caused by hormones
The sad thing is that when they become 21 they will become fat beceause they are used to eat alot
User avatar #124812 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
Socially I think that its gives you some plus points
.....yeah when i think about it only positive...
You my sir made a good point


#124813 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
My life is kind of a mess right now, and i'm just thinking like, if I weighed about, eh, 30 pounds less, maybe a little more, it would drastically change.
User avatar #124815 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
You can always lose some pounds
I don't know how what the problem is with your life.
but I suspect that you think that people don't interact with you because you're overweight?
#124816 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
I may be over exaggerating a bit, I'm not some like, huge guy, but I think I'm juuuuust over the point where asking girls out or trying to flirt becomes difficult. I can talk to people just fine, I'm a server. That's also why I think good looks would help, they do in this type of job.
User avatar #124817 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah it does give you plus points
*waiving afro in the air L'oreal style*
But given that you are a bit chubby you do get a plus point
> when you lift(in the gym) your body mass helps with the exsersice
so muscle training will take half time for you
Unless you're under 14 then don't do it

but there is a point where its hard to ask girls out
just keep in mind you don't need them that much atm




#124819 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
I have a gf, not the happiest in my relationship right now though, but it's getting pretty serious. Having lots of second thoughts, thanks for taking the time to talk a little btw.
User avatar #124825 - chaniscot (03/31/2014) [-]
np I was bored anyway
But still you have a gf so I think you're in a great position
and if it isn't going 100% then give it atleast a month
relationships works in mostly a 4 way stages
1. kalverliefde(don't know it in english)
The first year or month its mostly that its not really love but its the like you the most thing
2. Acceptance year(the deadliest of its kind)
this mostly occurs in the seconds year
its the year that you should let eachother go for a while just to see things happen
3.Time-out(You've come this far)
this mostly occurs during the third year or somewhere in the second
the love breezed a bit
best thing to do is just give eachother some space
4. You made it(but is it over?)


#124827 - infinitesinz (03/31/2014) [-]
It's the second year actually lol
#52 - I thought you were talking about the jacket, my apologies.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on To everyone currently in... +1
User avatar #65 - privatepumpanickel (03/30/2014) [-]
but I said hat , its cool though bub
#46 - But your a girl (from your picture)  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on To everyone currently in... -1
#47 - privatepumpanickel (03/30/2014) [-]
So I like it? Its not exactly blatantly masculine is it ...
#52 - infinitesinz (03/30/2014) [-]
I thought you were talking about the jacket, my apologies.
User avatar #65 - privatepumpanickel (03/30/2014) [-]
but I said hat , its cool though bub
#39 - Is it bad if I really like that jacket?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2014 on To everyone currently in... +2
User avatar #45 - privatepumpanickel (03/30/2014) [-]
I was thinking the same about the hat..
#46 - infinitesinz (03/30/2014) [-]
But your a girl (from your picture)
#47 - privatepumpanickel (03/30/2014) [-]
So I like it? Its not exactly blatantly masculine is it ...
#52 - infinitesinz (03/30/2014) [-]
I thought you were talking about the jacket, my apologies.
User avatar #65 - privatepumpanickel (03/30/2014) [-]
but I said hat , its cool though bub
#37 - why? 03/28/2014 on Turtle emergency caesarean... 0
#560 - Why are we not thumbing up our glorious big brother of FJ more??  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ +6
User avatar #567 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
I appreciate your comment very much, thank you!
#199 - Well of course bro that's totally different, but I'm not in an… 03/27/2014 on Sexual Encounters +1
#124153 - It always seems like the hottest girls smoke, don't know any t… 03/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#108673 - That was back in high school, also, I was also in the Tuba sec… 03/27/2014 on Social Board 0
#124146 - I've been trying to test the waters so to speak for a little, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124149 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
Well, then go for it boy. If you get a "no" you can always stay with your not dreamed but still good girlfriend.

You can always find a third one, so don't desperate. Good luck bro.
#124141 - Hm, I'm not afriad of losing Beth, I am kind of scared of not …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124145 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
Either you are having a crisis or maybe you just always liked her. Anyway if there is a slight chance and you are really thinking about it... What about trying luck?

I'm not telling you to cheat your gf, but to see if the other girl will want to be with you in a serious relationship. If she wants, move on. If she doens't, stay with your beloved gf.

Don't worry about loving your gf as it could be a crisis and maybe you are just nervous.
#124146 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
I've been trying to test the waters so to speak for a little, i'll try and get a real answer tonight. As for my gf, she isn't really my "type" I guess, were a strange match. She doesn't really like anything I do, rare for us to have things in common. I talk to the other girl about my relationship and she's always telling me I should just leave her and whatnot. And for the record the other girl is exactly my type and she knows shes my dream girl.
User avatar #124149 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
Well, then go for it boy. If you get a "no" you can always stay with your not dreamed but still good girlfriend.

You can always find a third one, so don't desperate. Good luck bro.
#124135 - Have you told her about this?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#124136 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
No, not at all. She knows I hate him but for different reasons (the story is kind of big(

And in fact I believe is my problem. I can't be jealous of something I didn't want to get before. And I can't think is disgusting that my innocent friend had sex with...that guy. Or can I?
#124133 - I still talk to 1st grade girl, lets call her Beth. I've alwa… 03/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#124129 - Good point, ok well here's a quick version. I've know…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124130 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
if you don't feel happy with your current gf, go ahead and break up with her, but there's no certainty that 1st grade girl will go out with you again
#124133 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
I still talk to 1st grade girl, lets call her Beth. I've always maintained contact with her, we're still really good friends. She knows that she's basically my dream girl, and she's recently become single. She's about 2-3 hours away in college. The current gf i have lives with me, it's becoming pretty serious and I don't really want to be trapped, yet I do have some sort of feelings for her.
#124126 - Hello Advice board, anyone I can chat with about my personal f…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124171 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
Sure if you still need someone to talk to
User avatar #124138 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
So your problem is that you are falling in love with someone that is not your gf, but you are afraid she won't love you back and you could lose both. Isn't it?
#124141 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
Hm, I'm not afriad of losing Beth, I am kind of scared of not being with my gf, I just wouldn't know what to do. But I know I can always talk to the other girl, and i've always sort of "loved" the other girl, I've just known I couldn't be with her. Right now there is a slight chance. Also I suppose if I truly loved my gf I wouldn't even have these thoughts right?
User avatar #124145 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
Either you are having a crisis or maybe you just always liked her. Anyway if there is a slight chance and you are really thinking about it... What about trying luck?

I'm not telling you to cheat your gf, but to see if the other girl will want to be with you in a serious relationship. If she wants, move on. If she doens't, stay with your beloved gf.

Don't worry about loving your gf as it could be a crisis and maybe you are just nervous.
#124146 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
I've been trying to test the waters so to speak for a little, i'll try and get a real answer tonight. As for my gf, she isn't really my "type" I guess, were a strange match. She doesn't really like anything I do, rare for us to have things in common. I talk to the other girl about my relationship and she's always telling me I should just leave her and whatnot. And for the record the other girl is exactly my type and she knows shes my dream girl.
User avatar #124149 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
Well, then go for it boy. If you get a "no" you can always stay with your not dreamed but still good girlfriend.

You can always find a third one, so don't desperate. Good luck bro.
User avatar #124128 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
the board's here for a reason
#124129 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
Good point, ok well here's a quick version.
I've known this girl since 1st grade, i'm currently 19. We've talked, been together for a total of about 2 weeks back in middle school. I left her for another girl, that came and went. Now i'm with a girl who i've been with for 2 years and I've had feelings for the other girl basically my whole life .-.
User avatar #124130 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
if you don't feel happy with your current gf, go ahead and break up with her, but there's no certainty that 1st grade girl will go out with you again
#124133 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
I still talk to 1st grade girl, lets call her Beth. I've always maintained contact with her, we're still really good friends. She knows that she's basically my dream girl, and she's recently become single. She's about 2-3 hours away in college. The current gf i have lives with me, it's becoming pretty serious and I don't really want to be trapped, yet I do have some sort of feelings for her.
#108671 - Hope no one minds me putting a long story here, just feel like…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #108677 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
just let things work themselves out, don't go for another girl when you already have one
User avatar #108672 - PopcornViking (03/27/2014) [-]
she left you for a tuba player
i dont know if you still can do something
#108673 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
That was back in high school, also, I was also in the Tuba section, stereotypical tuba guy look does not apply. Made me chuckle though.
#148 - I feel like I halfway understand you, i'm in a relationship I…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
#197 - jeffdaniels (03/27/2014) [-]
Brooo!! Take it from me, because I had a two year relationship that SHOULD'VE been a one year relationship.. You WILL lose opportunities, and ultimately once you feel trapped it's just gonna suck for the both of you
#196 - Silthrim (03/27/2014) [-]
That thought changes when your enlisted at age 20 with a woman of your own.
#200 - jeffdaniels (03/27/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service, bro. What branch you in?
#201 - Silthrim (03/27/2014) [-]
Army
#199 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
Well of course bro that's totally different, but I'm not in any risk of dying or having a short life. I'm glad to hear you have someone and best of luck to you in the military.
#38 - Not as many as mine killed! December 7th, (Pearl Harbor)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on God damnit Hugh 0
User avatar #52 - boomerpyro (03/22/2014) [-]
look up the 15th of December, i dare you
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