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#82 - Everyone talking about ****** jobs and lives? I wanna particip…  [+] (5 replies) 04/23/2014 on the job market 0
#89 - Penn (04/23/2014) [-]
If you're not even legally allowed to drink (assuming you're American) and you have a girlfriend that already wants a house, car, and child when you don't have a career yet then I think you need to reconsider your relationship.
#93 - gtfomylawnbish (04/23/2014) [-]
I got married at 18. We struggled, life was rough for the first 5 years. At 34, we make well into 6 figures. Life... is... good. No regrets.
#91 - infinitesinz (04/23/2014) [-]
You are correct, and believe me i've thought about that. She actually has bought two cars already, used of course, but still vehicles that get you places. And she is currently going to college, I think it's full time. She's a manager at McDonald's (yeah yeah) but she makes what she needs for now. My plan is to hopefully shape up and become a police officer.
#95 - Penn (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh, well that's not bad at all.

Here I thought you guys were sitting around your parents house all day not doing anything with your lives (which there may or may not be anything wrong with that anyway, to each their own), but you seem to have your shit together so far.

I'm talking like you need my approval or some shit. Do whatever you want, bro.
#97 - infinitesinz (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's cool lol But she occasionally makes me feel like i'm not gonna amount to anything and I get that it's my decision to stay with her but, idk bro, hope your life is a lot better than mine lol.
#227504 - but they stopped that rule, didn't they?  [+] (1 reply) 04/20/2014 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
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#227540 - garfvader (04/20/2014) [-]
fuck i dont know I never order dominos
#227476 - Why is Rorschach (idk if i spelled that right) juggling pies?  [+] (1 reply) 04/20/2014 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
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#227553 - jokervsbatsy (04/20/2014) [-]
Saturday Morning Watchmen the answer lies in this video and you spelled it right. Congrats!
#41 - Wildlifexplain would be good, he exists.  [+] (1 reply) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#52 - whiteeyes (04/14/2014) [-]
Wildlifeexplain, i call upon you to explain to me what the actual fuck is that creature