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#153 - At my previous job, if you constantly didn't make enough tips,…  [+] (2 replies) 05/01/2014 on terrible 0
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#260 - mrbuu (05/01/2014) [-]
that's illegal and you can sue them for that. and if that isn't a right to work state. right to work states mean they company can fire you for any reason or provide none. check if you do then contact that company with a legal document stating the law and which they are breaking. trust me its not a big enough company that can handle shit like that they will get scared and provide additional pay to their workers because legal proceedings will cost far far much more than paying their employs minimum wage.
#281 - infinitesinz (05/01/2014) [-]
It was IHOP lol I think they know their stuff.
#171 - I've recently lost a lot of feelings for my girlfriend of 2 ye…  [+] (1 reply) 05/01/2014 on Bs breakup lines 0
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#172 - mrgoodlove (05/01/2014) [-]
Break up with her and find out. There's no point stringing her along anymore if you don't love her. You're wasting her time and your own when you could be finding someone you actually care about and she could be finding someone who actually cares about her.
#137 - Is this why girls always carry their phones in their back pock…  [+] (1 reply) 04/25/2014 on New pants 0
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#140 - DeathKnight (04/25/2014) [-]
nah. the teenage girls phone is the most used thing, especially when its a white 14 year old in jeans, uggs, and with an iPhone. Then instead of digging in their purse or pussy for their phone they can just whip it out.

and im not saying phones in pockets is bad either, but use one or the fucking other. If you dont want to dig through your purse for your phone every time, stop fucking packing so many lotions and creams to make us think youre a fucking Bath and Body Works mobile store or some shit, and dont bring a purse. wear a wristlet. they make wristlets that can fit credit-card-sized mirrors, and you can put your phone in em. Holds your money and other cards too. Or even fucking better, get a flip case for your phone, and i know they make pretty ones for the girls, which also is a wallet. My roommate has that shit. literally needs to carry only that with him everywhere he goes (maybe except keys).

damn i really went off in this post, huh. good to know this ritalin works.
#91 - You are correct, and believe me i've thought about that. She …  [+] (2 replies) 04/23/2014 on the job market 0
#95 - Penn (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh, well that's not bad at all.

Here I thought you guys were sitting around your parents house all day not doing anything with your lives (which there may or may not be anything wrong with that anyway, to each their own), but you seem to have your shit together so far.

I'm talking like you need my approval or some shit. Do whatever you want, bro.
#97 - infinitesinz (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's cool lol But she occasionally makes me feel like i'm not gonna amount to anything and I get that it's my decision to stay with her but, idk bro, hope your life is a lot better than mine lol.