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#300 - Due to the predictions involving the outcomes of Harry…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Easily Agitated +1
User avatar #328 - walcorn (07/04/2013) [-]
Wibbly Wobbly to the rescue
#11 - for some reason shuttlecock came to mind.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on The difference between... +8
User avatar #24 - Darknesfall (07/03/2013) [-]
looool
#167 - Um well this is strange, because that is exactly what my dad r… 07/02/2013 on what a twist -1
#24 - **infiniteduress rolls 476** 07/01/2013 on The famous words -3
#11 - This is particle physics which is closer to Chemistry, which i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on My Favorite Pokefusion. +6
User avatar #13 - snowshark (07/01/2013) [-]
Biologists - Poke it with a stick.

Physicists - Throw it at something.

Chemists - SET THAT MOFUKKA ON FIRE!!!!
#30 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/01/2013) [-]
Quantum Physicists - Break the rules of the universe!
#81 - He is auditioning for the new season of Monty Python's Flying Circus. 07/01/2013 on Most feared being in the... 0
#12 - Stan Lee was just about on the verge of tears at RDJ portrayal… 06/27/2013 on mr stark 0
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User avatar #21 - mcquiston (06/26/2013) [-]
Most of them are.
#113 - sanguinesolitude (06/26/2013) [-]
sarcasm motherfucker, do you understand it?
#103 - The Roman gods and Greek gods are the same, excluding various …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on The big question is "Who won?" -4
User avatar #133 - crazyhindu (06/22/2013) [-]
False, they may be the similar deities, Roman gods were more militarized compared to their greek counterparts and did much different things they were in fact not interchangeable they essentially were different beings.
#52 - **infiniteduress rolled a random image posted in comment #3 … 06/21/2013 on Pamela Handerson 0
#143 - 1. Who cares what other people know or think. The women know a… 05/29/2013 on This or That 0
#13 - "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as … 05/28/2013 on Nintendo -1
#68 - **** yeah i was listening to Wo Bist Du when I go…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on How we see each other 0
User avatar #170 - zarallyn (05/28/2013) [-]
Wo bist du is a nice song
#25 - I just let it all blend together. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2013 on It Takes Time +17
#197 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/28/2013) [-]
10/10 would read aloud to children
#191 - butiloveu (05/28/2013) [-]
Something is wrong with your image.
User avatar #142 - ugottanked (05/28/2013) [-]
hmm.....im going to try that when i pick up a new book, let the last book and current one just blend together and create something
#115 - endsopanow (05/28/2013) [-]
this is amazing.
#203 - Now there is one hell of a gentleman. 05/15/2013 on Mr. Satan's Got Weird Taste 0
#197 - another fallacy, they can understand what average is they simp… 05/15/2013 on 365 Days to study 0
#337 - thank you for an educated response the problem i have with…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Well Fucking Said +7
User avatar #344 - Jameshaich (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't Agree with what he's saying to an extent. He makes Russia out to be better than the rest, as if it's never had problems in the past and that it's perfect. Far from it.
and thank you for an educated response too.
#319 - your point is undermined by two problems first, he refers …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Well Fucking Said +4
#489 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2013) [-]
you're saying sharia law isnt primitive?
#654 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2013) [-]
There is no one set of rules that is sharia law. Its essentially whatever Muslims call their version of local law. So the Muslim Brotherhood of Egypt calls universal healthcare sharia law, Salafis call stoning sharia law, and how Malaysian prosecute DUIs sharia law. There is little agreement about what it is (as with most things religious) and has more to do with cultural attitude (as most laws are). So some are primitive and other's not. If you want to know what muslims think is sharia:

http://www.pewforum.org/Muslim/the-worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-exec .aspx
User avatar #331 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/13/2013) [-]
Actually I'm going to agree with you. Even to someone not interested in politics, Putin has shown himself to be as right-wing as his position allows him to. I'm very much against political, social, racial, ethnic or any other kind of discrimination. Neo-nazists are some of the worst scumbags the world has today, and most of them don't even realize it.
#262 - God i hope you aren't from America, because everything that Pu…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Well Fucking Said +20
#553 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2013) [-]
Fuck the US
#530 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2013) [-]
Nah see, in america hes the minority, by agreeing with this, and can say whatever the fuck he wants.
User avatar #321 - Jameshaich (05/13/2013) [-]
No, i'm not from America.
I'm not so concerned about him, or the man behind what he said.
More or less, what he said in general is quite a valid point about "Should respect _____ Laws. if they do not like fuck off"
I'm from the UK. you come through customs, you should take off your burka or turban. don't kick up a fuss (Which happens a lot) or complain about British life. Police officers were forced to remove the Union Jack from their uniforms as it was deemed offensive by immigrants.
http://www.thegreenarrow.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&th read=6974
I know little about Putin.
User avatar #337 - infiniteduress (05/13/2013) [-]
thank you for an educated response
the problem i have with this speech is that he straight up calls minorities primitive, as if they can't take care of themselves without Russian support, this is ubernationalist and frankly insults all other nations.
as to "respect our laws or gtfo" i couldn't agree more, the whole point of government is to make laws that keep people safe and happy, culture shock is not a valid excuse to undermine government.
whether or not national defense is undermined by some people wearing turbans i don't know enough to make an educated comment
but officers should be able to wear their own fucking flag and show some fucking pride in the country whose citizens they risk their lives to protect. the offended parties can go fuck themselves sideways with a jackhammer
User avatar #344 - Jameshaich (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't Agree with what he's saying to an extent. He makes Russia out to be better than the rest, as if it's never had problems in the past and that it's perfect. Far from it.
and thank you for an educated response too.
User avatar #308 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't think he meant "restriction of rights for minorities", but rather "equal rights for everyone, regardless of their social or ethnic standing". In other words, not to adhere to the many minorities' claims, but rather to maintain laws that ensure everyone is in equal position, regardless of whether they belong to a minority.
User avatar #319 - infiniteduress (05/13/2013) [-]
your point is undermined by two problems
first, he refers to minorities as having a lack of culture and being primitive
and second, Supralicious the site this is from is a site dedicated to white power, and neo-nazism.
#489 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2013) [-]
you're saying sharia law isnt primitive?
#654 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2013) [-]
There is no one set of rules that is sharia law. Its essentially whatever Muslims call their version of local law. So the Muslim Brotherhood of Egypt calls universal healthcare sharia law, Salafis call stoning sharia law, and how Malaysian prosecute DUIs sharia law. There is little agreement about what it is (as with most things religious) and has more to do with cultural attitude (as most laws are). So some are primitive and other's not. If you want to know what muslims think is sharia:

http://www.pewforum.org/Muslim/the-worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-exec .aspx
User avatar #331 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/13/2013) [-]
Actually I'm going to agree with you. Even to someone not interested in politics, Putin has shown himself to be as right-wing as his position allows him to. I'm very much against political, social, racial, ethnic or any other kind of discrimination. Neo-nazists are some of the worst scumbags the world has today, and most of them don't even realize it.
#111 - The problem though is sales tax, the rich can bank most of the… 05/13/2013 on No problemo! 0
#10 - Fixed Point in Time.... I'm so Sorry  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Can anyone please explain ? +129
#161 - haunterbrony (05/11/2013) [-]
Here, have the gif version.
#167 - SunilCCXXXVII (05/11/2013) [-]
The picture was a fixed point in time.
User avatar #21 - thinegame (05/10/2013) [-]
Constants and Variables.
#86 - There would have to be some ability overlap, because some of t… 05/08/2013 on Shut up and take my fu*king... 0
#43 - Krav Maga is probably the most efficient martial art, since it…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Seems Right +2
#50 - firesky (05/06/2013) [-]
Depends on how good you are in a martial art. And there are also ranks in Krav Maga.

I have a buddy that trains in a martial art center for several years now.
They have instructors specialised in different techniques. Also including a guy that is training Krav Maga since over 30 years and a russian woman that does Sambo since about 20 years.
They had a training fight and the Krav Maga guy had not the slightest chance.
#20 - Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you.... White on Wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Title. +4
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#54 - deathcampforjewtie (05/03/2013) [-]
Malevich sucks at photoshop.
User avatar #24 - ScottP (05/03/2013) [-]
It's so fascinating
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#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2012) [-]
Ni ******* Hao, my name is Infiniteduress the Faggot.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and speak **** them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....


but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I ******* hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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