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#16 - in no way was harry just like his father. James Potte…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +30
#185 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
You're right up until James grew up. He mellowed out a lot, as most people do, and matured. By the end he was a good man, fought bravely in the Order, and got along well with everyone else, even if there was still bad blood between him and Snape due to their childhood.

That said, Snape had become a Death Eater, so people being distrusting of and disliking him as adults is kind of justified.
User avatar #186 - infiniteduress (07/18/2013) [-]
You are of course right that James mellowed out, but i was talking about their time at hogwarts, where he was a first class ass.

Another thing is, if Lily had married Snape instead would James have accepted Voldemort's recruitment opportunity out of anger? would their positions have been somewhat reversed? and if so would James have even had the ability to love Lily long enough to become a double agent?

Based on their personalities coming out of Hogwarts, my opinion is that the answer to the first two questions is yes and the last is no.

TLDR: If Lily had married Snape, Voldemort would have won
User avatar #61 - Crusader (07/18/2013) [-]
I would say that Harry is exactly like James, but expresses it differently, both are arrogant, but are pretty weak alone, and are only truly formidable while with their friends. They both care for their friends to the point of risking their lives for each other, etc.
As far as their personality they are quite similar, except Harry has the virtue from Lily that James lacked.
User avatar #71 - infiniteduress (07/18/2013) [-]
maybe i was little harsh in some of the characteristics he may have inherited from his dad, but does Harry ever torment someone for entertainment? I pretty sure he doesn't.

I don't see where Harry is arrogant at all, if he were arrogant he wouldn't be able to stand that Hermione is better than him at just about everything.
As to being weak alone, the whole point of him being the chosen one or whatever is that he is the one destined to fight Voldemort alone, Neville the other chosen one is the one who works well with support and friends.
There is no evidence that James sacrificed anything for his friends. but there is no evidence either way so no argument
User avatar #74 - Crusader (07/18/2013) [-]
Harry is arrogant enough to believe that only he can do certain things, when the very nature of a prophecy is that it is self-fulfilling, if he simply said "I am not this important" then the entire thing would have ended, not to mention him being the chosen one meant that he had to die when he faced voldemort.
Not to mention James risked his life every month to spend the full moon in the screaming shack, and then he died to try and give Lily and Harry time to live.
User avatar #80 - infiniteduress (07/18/2013) [-]
Thank you for showing me where i was wrong, in that Harry is somewhat arrogant, but it is in a different league from James' I'm the best quidditch player in the school arrogance which leads to his tormenting of Snape and his assumption that Lily will like him because of it.

James didn't spend every month in the shrieking shack with Lupin, he made his other friends learn to shape shift so he could let Lupin loose on the grounds every month. While it is commendable that he wanted to let Lupin run free, it is arrogance that makes him believe he can stop Lupin from hurting people just by becoming a stag to lead Lupin away from the grounds, and luck that no one got hurt or turned.
#175 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Or ya know, they're books for children, and not everything is explained perfectly, and the characters aren't that deep.
User avatar #178 - infiniteduress (07/18/2013) [-]
True, but I enjoy attempting to make characters deeper, it teaches about writing and passes time. As well as forcing people to examine character actions over intentions.
#22 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
I think he meant looked.
It's hard to forgive someone who use to torment you everyday for the fun of it.

But the whole Snape being a quiet nerd who got bullied just isn't the case. The book made it quite clear Lily stopped talking to Snape because he was hanging out with the Death Eaters (before they were called such), and didn't like the influence they were having on him.
User avatar #72 - infiniteduress (07/18/2013) [-]
Remus and Sirius explained to Harry that the reason this rivalry began was due to Snape's jealousy over James's talent at Quidditch and his popularity, as well as Snape's interest in the Dark Arts, which James despised. However, it was later revealed that James and Sirius had insulted Snape from the moment they met him in their first year on the Hogwarts Express.
#153 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Indeed, and Lily stood up for him (Severus), and disliked James.
I was referring to the whole Lily/Severus situation.
User avatar #21 - rjake (07/17/2013) [-]
James even charmed Harry's hair to constantly stick up. He used to push his hair back all the time to make it look like he had just gotten off a broomstick, and he made it so Harry's hair would always do that
User avatar #25 - ilovehitler (07/18/2013) [-]
I don't remember reading this in any of the books, where'd you get that from?
User avatar #27 - rjake (07/18/2013) [-]
Well in certain Pensieve scenes it mentions how James pushes his hands through his hair to get the broom swept look. And predominantly in the first book, though still existent in other books, Harry's hair shows magical qualities such as growing back extremely fast and being permanently stuck up.
I shouldn't have stated what I said as a fact because I believe it was only heavily implied, I'm sorry
#50 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
No in the books it says the James pushed his hair back to make it more messy not to make it messy period. And I always figured it was just accidental magic that grew the hair back. And multiple times the books describe James Potters hair as messy.

~ Not trying to knock your opinion just giving you my perspective when I read the books. Have a thumb!
#51 - pridefulmatthew (07/18/2013) [-]
Damnit forgot to login in
User avatar #28 - ilovehitler (07/18/2013) [-]
Huh, that's an interesting theory.
#49 - Thanks to the internet we have access to everything we would n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Death Note Reference 0
User avatar #50 - Sharu (07/17/2013) [-]
lol exactly XD. Who cares about the law now a days anyway. Especially if its to "bring down a criminal"
#10 - just because we would all know its out there wouldn't mean we …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Death Note Reference 0
User avatar #48 - Sharu (07/17/2013) [-]
How did they start finding him in the anime? they used a fake broadcast to close in on him. Im not saying we would do the same thing, im just saying theres always a way of finding someone thats trying to hide themselves.
User avatar #49 - infiniteduress (07/17/2013) [-]
Thanks to the internet we have access to everything we would need to used the death note effectively. In this case the only way I can possibly imagine being able to track the user of a death note (who has the intelligence of Light, or at least with knowledge of his mistakes) would be: A) obviously personal murders or B) cross-referencing the internet search histories of everyone alive, with the times of people murdered in order to find who looked up the victim before they died.

And the only way i can possibly think to do that would be illegal..
oh wait there is the NSA
User avatar #50 - Sharu (07/17/2013) [-]
lol exactly XD. Who cares about the law now a days anyway. Especially if its to "bring down a criminal"
#84 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on ZimZam's Cock is Digging... +10
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#7 - she is probly leaving one in his hand 07/15/2013 on Helping like a boss +3
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#37 - I think he would have the same opinion, the reason i think so …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Ron Paul on Espionage +1
User avatar #58 - volleys (07/15/2013) [-]
Wahh!?!?! I love Ron Paul! I think he do a good job.
#202 - actually i believe it is about the size of one of my fingers i… 07/15/2013 on So many choices... 0
#70 - Picture 07/12/2013 on Warhammer Facts +1
#31 - it isn't implying she is bad it is pointing out that she is a … 07/12/2013 on Why Leblanc got nerfed +1
#29 - All of the things you described were ways she is countered, no… 07/12/2013 on Why Leblanc got nerfed +3
#6 - Own my planit it means a yob 07/12/2013 on It may or may not be an "S" 0
#7 - He is only wearing the suit to give her entertainment, because…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Parenting 0
User avatar #15 - YouAreReadingThis (07/11/2013) [-]
Holy shit dude, its like a guild of sage's on mount Killajoke taught you the ancient ways of ruining smiles.
#14 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
bingo when they swarm they are very passive. you can hold them
#11 - darthblam (07/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, your username compelled me to use this.
#20 - Close buy the far left should just be "Hey, You." 07/11/2013 on Spectrum of friendship +6
#34 - Deadpool is a merc not a hero, but who cares Deadpool is alway… 07/11/2013 on Superman +3
#72 - Because if you haven't noticed, Americans are afraid of everyt… 07/09/2013 on Hipler +5
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or in 5
User avatar #27 - dumdumduu (07/06/2013) [-]
I'll give it a try in 7...
#2 - Picture 07/05/2013 on FJ MOVIE NIGHT #5 POLL +17
#16 - MFW Description 07/05/2013 on Time 0
#4 - She looks like a fine example of inbreeding among European nobility. 07/04/2013 on Damn it Marie. 0
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#5 - so for all of you who wondered how much wool a sheep grows in …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Wool +2
User avatar #19 - hoshasei (07/04/2013) [-]
It's weird because shrek was in the cave for 6 years
shrek had 60 pounds of wool on him
60/6 = 10
omg it must be a coincidence!!
#5 - Good Lord its Imperial City (with a few mods ofc) 07/04/2013 on Imagine +76


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#55 - anon (09/06/2012) [-]
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Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....

but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I ******* hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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