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#3 - 58-67 days later, CATDOG was born  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Get ready. +2
#8 - hillbillypowpow (08/14/2013) [-]
I prefer puppycat.
#45 - I would like to point out that the comments are quoting a diff… 08/13/2013 on facebook 0
#218 - **** me lol i had just woken up when i read that … 08/13/2013 on (untitled) +2
#216 - there is a distinction between democratic and democracy. a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #217 - wheresthefudge (08/13/2013) [-]
Isn't that what I just said?
User avatar #218 - infiniteduress (08/13/2013) [-]
Fuck me lol i had just woken up when i read that and derped.
#32 - As an add on to this, the only Democracies in existence are mo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2013 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #124 - wheresthefudge (08/13/2013) [-]
I'll agree that there's a difference between "democracy" and "democratic style of government". Most of the western world is ruled by a democratic republic of some sort or another, and while not a perfect democracy, can still be considered democratic.
User avatar #216 - infiniteduress (08/13/2013) [-]
there is a distinction between democratic and democracy.
a democracy is a government that is absolutely controlled by the majority, in other words, a mob because the majority can say lets kill everyone else, and it will happen.
democratic can describe republic, and means that the people actually have a say in who runs their republic. because you can have other means of choosing who runs the republic.
User avatar #217 - wheresthefudge (08/13/2013) [-]
Isn't that what I just said?
User avatar #218 - infiniteduress (08/13/2013) [-]
Fuck me lol i had just woken up when i read that and derped.
#271 - I'm not certain whether it was this week, certainly its being … 08/12/2013 on This Week In Science +3
#80 - ??? 08/12/2013 on Musicians -1
#52 - Picture 08/12/2013 on So how was camp, Andre? 0
#30 - Why he's still up 08/04/2013 on Oldest Gay Parader +4
#18 - well ya, the heart might have been fine, but it was drenched i… 07/31/2013 on Mother of Diabeetus +4
#54 - fear mongering happens in all areas of the news, not just the … 07/31/2013 on Video Game Violence +2
#200 - Im not on some bandwagon, i legitimately did not like it. … 07/31/2013 on Cuddle -2
#197 - ew is that diablo 3? That is just disgusting. 07/31/2013 on Cuddle -4
#229 - thumb down people for their opinions. its the FJ way  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on minecraft problems 0
#231 - nutslap (07/29/2013) [-]
I am getting thumb down people for their opinions? I don't know what you are trying to say.
#222 - Now you're gettin it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2013 on minecraft problems 0
#227 - nutslap (07/29/2013) [-]
Getting What?
User avatar #229 - infiniteduress (07/29/2013) [-]
thumb down people for their opinions. its the FJ way
#231 - nutslap (07/29/2013) [-]
I am getting thumb down people for their opinions? I don't know what you are trying to say.
#7 - boku no police officer 07/24/2013 on What? Fuck this I'm out +183
#12 - >implying the president knows wtf is going on in every bran… 07/23/2013 on Title +1
#35 - >when you first got it 07/23/2013 on Funniest Joke Ever! +1
#396 - god i love British politics, i can listen to a session of parl… 07/23/2013 on field is empty +1
#20 - that flaming text reminds me of Diablo 1  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Logging out +3
User avatar #34 - imnotkickthecat (07/18/2013) [-]
It reminds me of Diablo 2.
User avatar #23 - lordvimless (07/18/2013) [-]
well then
#186 - You are of course right that James mellowed out, but i was tal… 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +2
#178 - True, but I enjoy attempting to make characters deeper, it tea… 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… 0
#80 - Thank you for showing me where i was wrong, in that Harry is s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +2
#175 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Or ya know, they're books for children, and not everything is explained perfectly, and the characters aren't that deep.
User avatar #178 - infiniteduress (07/18/2013) [-]
True, but I enjoy attempting to make characters deeper, it teaches about writing and passes time. As well as forcing people to examine character actions over intentions.
#72 - Remus and Sirius explained to Harry that the reason this rival…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +1
#153 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Indeed, and Lily stood up for him (Severus), and disliked James.
I was referring to the whole Lily/Severus situation.
#71 - maybe i was little harsh in some of the characteristics he may…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +2
User avatar #74 - Crusader (07/18/2013) [-]
Harry is arrogant enough to believe that only he can do certain things, when the very nature of a prophecy is that it is self-fulfilling, if he simply said "I am not this important" then the entire thing would have ended, not to mention him being the chosen one meant that he had to die when he faced voldemort.
Not to mention James risked his life every month to spend the full moon in the screaming shack, and then he died to try and give Lily and Harry time to live.
User avatar #80 - infiniteduress (07/18/2013) [-]
Thank you for showing me where i was wrong, in that Harry is somewhat arrogant, but it is in a different league from James' I'm the best quidditch player in the school arrogance which leads to his tormenting of Snape and his assumption that Lily will like him because of it.

James didn't spend every month in the shrieking shack with Lupin, he made his other friends learn to shape shift so he could let Lupin loose on the grounds every month. While it is commendable that he wanted to let Lupin run free, it is arrogance that makes him believe he can stop Lupin from hurting people just by becoming a stag to lead Lupin away from the grounds, and luck that no one got hurt or turned.
#175 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Or ya know, they're books for children, and not everything is explained perfectly, and the characters aren't that deep.
User avatar #178 - infiniteduress (07/18/2013) [-]
True, but I enjoy attempting to make characters deeper, it teaches about writing and passes time. As well as forcing people to examine character actions over intentions.
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#55 - anonymous (09/06/2012) [-]
Ni ******* Hao, my name is Infiniteduress the Faggot.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and speak **** them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....


but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I ******* hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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