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#67 - 60 years ago profit margins were around 5% any more than 10 wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2012 on so true +1
#93 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
I work for Walmart. I made more than minimum wage when I started, and it was my first job. Most companies will pay minimum wage, so Walmart certainly does not pay the lowest amount possible.
#94 - fuzzysixx (06/26/2012) [-]
I was not logged in.
User avatar #74 - HobbsBear (06/26/2012) [-]
so? It's the peoples decision to work for that company.

The government put into place minimum wage jobs - so that employees can make a living. A single full time minimum wage job is enough to pay for living. I do it, AND go to school.

the company itself has no reason to pay anybody more than that, unless that person is valuable to them, and they would otherwise lose money by NOT having that person.

so what if a CEO makes even 1000% more. So what if the profit margin is a 100%. The company isn't run by you, it's run by its owners. If you don't want to work for a company where you don't get more than minimum wage, DONT TAKE THE FUCKING JOB.

If a bank wants to sell a house to someone that the bank knows the person can't afford, the it's not on the bank to tell them that, its on the person to ask questions. if you don't want to be taken advantage of, then just ask some fucking questions.

People today feel so entitled to everything, and want to be walked through the park with their hands held and never have to answer for their own mistakes.

It should not matter one half of a fuck what someone else makes, or even how they got it. What should matter to you is YOUR paycheck. If CEO's didn't make that money, know where it would go? Not back to you. it would go back to pay bills for the company. charitable donations. Why should they pay anyone any more than they have to, ESPECIALLY if that person already agreed that minimum wage is perfectly acceptable to work for?

It's not companies man, its the people.
#96 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
I think I broke my mouse thumbing your comments so hard, keep it up.
User avatar #68 - infiniteduress (06/26/2012) [-]
how money is made is*
#236 - he is a duck dumby they are to lazy and just like their water 06/26/2012 on Good Advice Duck +1
#61 - the investment strategies that banks have begun using are high…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/26/2012 on so true +3
User avatar #63 - HobbsBear (06/26/2012) [-]
it's not their fault they want to make a buck. Massive buisinesses are so large because they are doing one simple thing right. They are bringing in customers willing to pay for what they offer. That's why Occupy ____ can go fuck itself. If they don't want big corporations or want to end corporate greed (whatever in fucks name that even IS), they shouldn't be fighting for laws against the businesses, they should be educating the people on what their money does for a company...

the ONE occupier I agreed with said he was there for one reason only - to stop the government from giving private companies money. THAT I totally agree with. Shouldn't be happening. But other than that, tough shit, if Walmart wants to sell me shit for next to nothing, I'm taking it. and if they want to keep their money and roll around in it going "yayayayayayayay!" then by all means, more fuckign power to them.

I admire banks/companies/businesses that are being yelled at by Occupy, because most of them EARNED their place. There will always be a few lucky outliers who ARE assholes about things, but most people are fine to just take their $500,000 dollar paycheck and go home to their family.

Their money = their business.
User avatar #67 - infiniteduress (06/26/2012) [-]
60 years ago profit margins were around 5% any more than 10 was considered obscene, now if a company isn't making at least 20 its shareholders begin getting ornery. now earning money isn't a problem, this is the US after all, but how money is becoming a major problem.

banks sell complex derivatives to people who don't understand what they are investing in, the best example is Greece, who's government bought billions of dollars in derivatives thinking it would pad their income and now the entirety of europe is on the brink of collapse.

as for Walmart, they increase their profits by employing people for the smallest wage possible, while paying their ceo rediculous wages, again 60 years ago, even in the biggest companies, the average ceo only made up to 20 times more than the average employee, now it is around 800 times.

the culture of business has changed it has gone from making a living for as many employees as possible, to making as much profits for its already rich shareholders and upper level employees
#93 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
I work for Walmart. I made more than minimum wage when I started, and it was my first job. Most companies will pay minimum wage, so Walmart certainly does not pay the lowest amount possible.
#94 - fuzzysixx (06/26/2012) [-]
I was not logged in.
User avatar #74 - HobbsBear (06/26/2012) [-]
so? It's the peoples decision to work for that company.

The government put into place minimum wage jobs - so that employees can make a living. A single full time minimum wage job is enough to pay for living. I do it, AND go to school.

the company itself has no reason to pay anybody more than that, unless that person is valuable to them, and they would otherwise lose money by NOT having that person.

so what if a CEO makes even 1000% more. So what if the profit margin is a 100%. The company isn't run by you, it's run by its owners. If you don't want to work for a company where you don't get more than minimum wage, DONT TAKE THE FUCKING JOB.

If a bank wants to sell a house to someone that the bank knows the person can't afford, the it's not on the bank to tell them that, its on the person to ask questions. if you don't want to be taken advantage of, then just ask some fucking questions.

People today feel so entitled to everything, and want to be walked through the park with their hands held and never have to answer for their own mistakes.

It should not matter one half of a fuck what someone else makes, or even how they got it. What should matter to you is YOUR paycheck. If CEO's didn't make that money, know where it would go? Not back to you. it would go back to pay bills for the company. charitable donations. Why should they pay anyone any more than they have to, ESPECIALLY if that person already agreed that minimum wage is perfectly acceptable to work for?

It's not companies man, its the people.
#96 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
I think I broke my mouse thumbing your comments so hard, keep it up.
User avatar #68 - infiniteduress (06/26/2012) [-]
how money is made is*
#66 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
sir you have won all of my internets. please, take them, for i no longer have any use for them.
#71 - omniscentbotonist (06/26/2012) [-]
That's Zach Galifianakis' dad
#330 - Picture 06/26/2012 on How Did They? +1
#150 - dear god i can't stop laughing 06/26/2012 on My Condolences +15
#818 - i am so happy i didn't role when i saw that if i did i might h… 06/26/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... 0
#59 - he is trying to get trips so newfags will thumb his post 06/26/2012 on I love this job 0
#276 - thanks for that i now have the knowledge to become a sound eng…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2012 on how to tell.. 0
#281 - blahdudeblah (06/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, now you only need perfect pitch, the ability to know the frequency of any sound you hear, full knowledge of how to work the sound console, the frequency boards, compression and expansion tools, and how to properly place speakers and sound insulation.
#298 - thepiratemonkey (06/26/2012) [-]
Don't worry guys, I got this.
#433 - blahdudeblah (06/27/2012) [-]
**blahdudeblah rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Military Applejack ** related because fuck logic.
#266 - in my experience the sound engineer is behind the audience wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2012 on how to tell.. +2
#275 - blahdudeblah (06/26/2012) [-]
Normally, yes, how ever, a good soundman will end up going all over the venue, so that he/she can hear how the music sounds in every part of the area.

In fact, unless they are being lazy, or doing something on the boards, most soundmen will wander around the venue.
#276 - infiniteduress (06/26/2012) [-]
thanks for that i now have the knowledge to become a sound engineer as well as a DJ
#281 - blahdudeblah (06/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, now you only need perfect pitch, the ability to know the frequency of any sound you hear, full knowledge of how to work the sound console, the frequency boards, compression and expansion tools, and how to properly place speakers and sound insulation.
#298 - thepiratemonkey (06/26/2012) [-]
Don't worry guys, I got this.
#433 - blahdudeblah (06/27/2012) [-]
**blahdudeblah rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Military Applejack ** related because fuck logic.
User avatar #267 - poopmegusta (06/26/2012) [-]
I think its because she was blasting at full volume, so they had to send a guy to turn it down because she didn't know how to do it herself...
#51 - WWs because it is my acc name lol  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2012 on D'awwwwwuuuuuut? +1
User avatar #53 - hisnameisjake (06/25/2012) [-]
idk exactly what it means, but it sounds cool
User avatar #52 - hisnameisjake (06/25/2012) [-]
lol im stupid, I didnt even see that. Yeah I like the name too
#516 - i am ashamed of my generation :( 06/25/2012 on Yearbook photos 0
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#70 - i don't understand does he put it up his ass to stave off his friends? 06/25/2012 on Oh facbook -7
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#94 - endless cycle sigh on to chrome 06/25/2012 on GG Firefox 0
#291 - so relevant that you fail 06/25/2012 on Super Size My Mcdo? +2
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#181 - flawless roll 06/25/2012 on Google street +7
#265 - well i guess you aren't shit outa luck cause you got some of that 06/25/2012 on First Time Playing RE4 +8
#162 - he can't fap with the sounds of his sister in the other room h… 06/25/2012 on Yup. +5
#96 - although trying to get to the hole might lead to suffocation g… 06/25/2012 on Stephen Fry ftw 0
#188 - Picture 06/25/2012 on Really manufacturers...... +36
#447 - and is she cool with you posting her image on a public forum o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2012 on gals +7
User avatar #450 - fadetometallica (06/25/2012) [-]
She wouldn't care, she'd "d'aww" because I said sweet things about her.
#49 - i just like the name of his ulti for the most part  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2012 on D'awwwwwuuuuuut? 0
User avatar #50 - hisnameisjake (06/25/2012) [-]
nocs or warwicks? I like noc because of how he looks and his abilitys look cool and have cool names
User avatar #51 - infiniteduress (06/25/2012) [-]
WWs because it is my acc name lol
User avatar #53 - hisnameisjake (06/25/2012) [-]
idk exactly what it means, but it sounds cool
User avatar #52 - hisnameisjake (06/25/2012) [-]
lol im stupid, I didnt even see that. Yeah I like the name too
#6396411 - LOL KATARINA CUTTING WW BUT MFW 06/25/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
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#55 - N. Korean citizen (09/06/2012) [-]
Ni Fucking Hao, my name is Infiniteduress the Faggot.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can fuck in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and speak fuck them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - N. Korean citizen (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....


but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I fucking hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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