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#5 - thanks 08/29/2013 on breaken's profile 0
#373 - it was a joke, I was calling Yojimbo, Sanjuro. 08/29/2013 on Should I be this angry? 0
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User avatar #4 - breaken (08/28/2013) [-]
Sorry about that, I just posted the missing page
User avatar #5 - infiniteduress (08/29/2013) [-]
thanks
#351 - How's it feel missing a perfectly good joke opportunity. Eh, Sanjuro?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Should I be this angry? 0
#372 - sanjuro (08/29/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #374 - Yojimbo (08/29/2013) [-]
I was just as confused as you are
User avatar #373 - infiniteduress (08/29/2013) [-]
it was a joke, I was calling Yojimbo, Sanjuro.
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This is true.
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User avatar #90 - jasonvgrace (08/24/2013) [-]
indeed.
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User avatar #88 - jasonvgrace (08/24/2013) [-]
wiiith tape?
User avatar #89 - infiniteduress (08/24/2013) [-]
holy shit, it seems so simple yet so profound
User avatar #90 - jasonvgrace (08/24/2013) [-]
indeed.
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#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2012) [-]
Ni ******* Hao, my name is Infiniteduress the Faggot.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and speak **** them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....


but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I ******* hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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