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#17 - you are largely right but i would like to point out a… 10/16/2013 on Advice for the government 0
#89 - pretty sure the expressions and base of the animation are from… 10/16/2013 on Hermione get your shit... 0
#63 - Furries have kept the tradition alive and well. 10/14/2013 on He came and fucked bitches +2
#62 - Yiff, i think is what they say 10/14/2013 on He came and fucked bitches +10
#215 - What about this one?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Have you ever fedora'd so... +1
#229 - slamweiss (10/14/2013) [-]
I hate that on too, but I love when hes on my team. I main ez so his ult is frustrating.
#126 - That really isn't saying much since everything else has a comm… 10/12/2013 on Scumbag fox 0
#312 - Read it as fisting show, and the dad's comment made much more sense. 10/12/2013 on time flies 0
#285 - I believe you are being somewhat judgmental here. The mother n… 10/12/2013 on Ebay 0
#40 - Except Walter isn't a dealer 10/10/2013 on eww drug dealers +1
#250 - He decided he wanted the outfit to fit better. 10/07/2013 on bustly girl poblems +7
#60 - Spend a lot of time on /d/ then do you? 10/04/2013 on No title +2
#103 - Picture 10/03/2013 on LoL roles 0
#22 - >Implying its not an advertisement. 10/01/2013 on Never wore that shirt again +2
#46 - I'm so sorry, but I read that as Heisen-Kun. 10/01/2013 on Breaking Bad, Skyrim, +4
#24 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Aziz Ansari +4
#28 - LaBarata (09/30/2013) [-]
#39 - youxbarstard (09/30/2013) [-]
Damn it, now I'm thinking of her resisting a gangbang and then all the men pull out multipasses.
User avatar #48 - LaBarata (09/30/2013) [-]
Now I'm just thinking about her in a gangbang
#48 - He is talking about the procreation part right? 09/28/2013 on So sexy 0
#27 - Bill gates may have given away 28 billion dollars, but his val… 09/20/2013 on Even though I posted that... 0
#73 - Its funny i mostly game on my computer, yet i still mostly pla… 09/20/2013 on Dragon's Crown 0
#76 - You bring up some interesting points. But the Macedonians were… 09/19/2013 on Spartan Trivia +1
#66 - Greece's attitude towards Macedonia was well founded. The Mace…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Spartan Trivia +2
#310 - namdrut (09/19/2013) [-]
also of note, during Xerxes invasion during the second persian war, the macedonians were defeated pretty quickly and easily because their cavalry got fucked up. and that was because the persians used camels which apparently scare horses.

anyway, i'm pretty sure we can all agree that both macedon and sparta were equally awesome in their own ways.
#69 - Aglarod (09/19/2013) [-]
Some facts about the Greeks:
Dorians, Ionians, Aeolians, Achaeans were the 4 major tribes into which the Greeks considered the population of Hellenes to have been divided.

Macedonians were a Dorian tribe. Same as Spartans.
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorians

Macedonians spoke a Doric Greek dialect

Ancient Greece was an area with many city-states and Kingdoms. During the history of Ancient Greece a total of 1,500 to 2,000 city-states - Kingdoms were established. Athens, Sparta, Corinth, Thebes, Epirus, Macedonia, Eretria, Chalkis were some of them.

The idea of a Pan-Hellenic (Greek) country, was expressed by the Athenian Isocrates, who also wrote a letter to King Philip.

Only Greeks had the right to participate on the Olympic games. Macedonians took part on them.

Alexander: but I am myself a Greek by descent, and I would not willingly see Greece exchange freedom for slaver. Herodot Book 9,45 (KALLIOPI)

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But after all, did Alexander the Great consider himself a Greek?
Alexander the Great quote:

Above all, we are free men, and they are slaves. There are Greek troops, to be sure, in Persian service but how different is their cause from ours! They will be fighting for pay and not much of at that; We, on the contrary, shall fight for Greece, and our hearts will be in it. As for our foreign troops, Thracians, Paeonians, Illyrians, Agrianes, they are the best and stoutest soldiers in Europe, and they will find as their opponents the slackest and softest of the tribes of Asia.
#234 - gerfox (09/19/2013) [-]
The mother of Alexander was Greek, from Athens if I recall correctly.
User avatar #76 - infiniteduress (09/19/2013) [-]
You bring up some interesting points. But the Macedonians weren't a Dorian tribe, they were of the Makednoi Tribe. Macedonian invaders began moving south, when they got to the peninsula they settled down, intermarried with the locals, and were renamed the Dorians. 300 years later when Phillip conquered Greece, they didn't identify with each other.

If you read the article on Ancient Macedonian language, you will find that it was an Amalgam of many ancient Greek dialects, not specifically Dorian at all.

Alexander the Great was first and foremost a Macedonian. He was King of Macedon, while merely being General of Greece. Greek wasn't a race or nationality it was a region that Greeks only identified with when they were unified (during the Trojan war, and under Macedonian rule).
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on reading whilst pooping +9
#44 - anonexplains (09/18/2013) [-]
this makes me laugh hysterically, thank you for posting this sir
#19 - Picture 09/18/2013 on evry tim +4
#58 - Implying Warwick isn't a rapist Pic semi-related 09/17/2013 on Rape is funny +4
#5 - Picture 09/16/2013 on beaters +8
#97 - you missed one of the more important points. The glasses are a… 09/15/2013 on Seven Deadly Sins +3


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#55 - anonexplains (09/06/2012) [-]
Ni ******* Hao, my name is Infiniteduress the Faggot.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and speak **** them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - anonexplains (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....

but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I ******* hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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