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#134 - Bark Bark Bark Yiff Bark Yiff? 12/12/2013 on furries IRL 0
#1043 - Ostritch Japanese, Jury, Jesus... **** … 12/11/2013 on let me into your mind 0
#39 - I gave Jesus the voice of Archer. 12/10/2013 on Scumbag Jesus +1
#209 - Hey we did this in america as well, does that mean our schools… 12/05/2013 on 'Murricah vs. Yurope: Map... 0
#9 - he didn't repost it because of you, it was on /b/ last night i… 12/04/2013 on title +1
#86 - "Mob Hushmen Doing Excellent Job Silencing Witnesses" 12/01/2013 on The Big D +1
#295 - Picture 11/29/2013 on Jesus Christ 0
#59 - Picture 11/27/2013 on Tumblr Feels +1
#5 - That would be a sweater, or sweatshirt T-shirts are not lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Captain Social 0
User avatar #6 - teaisformugs (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh... Now I see.
#3 - Why would I regret wearing my t-shirt? No one can see it under…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Captain Social 0
User avatar #4 - teaisformugs (11/23/2013) [-]
I was talking about the t-shirt in the picture.
User avatar #5 - infiniteduress (11/23/2013) [-]
That would be a sweater, or sweatshirt
T-shirts are not long sleeved
User avatar #6 - teaisformugs (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh... Now I see.
#13 - I find this to be exceedingly relevant. 11/22/2013 on Guy 0
#174 - But if he goes back in we won't know if the cat is dead or not?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2013 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #188 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/08/2013) [-]
Once he is going back in the closet we can ask a contact in Narnia.
User avatar #244 - pwnedomega (11/08/2013) [-]
How the fuck did this happen
#307 - 4chan refugee (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't know why we don't just take the cat out of the bag to check if it's still alive or not.
#319 - ryderjbudde (11/08/2013) [-]
#76 - so he owns exactly one bowling?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on i fucked up captain 0
User avatar #87 - sabcy (11/08/2013) [-]
yes, so when you want to bowl just once, you must call him.
you- bowling?
him- yes, this bowling.
#19 - With regards to the Aztecs, I am not specifically talking abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Damn, Islam won again!! 0
User avatar #20 - brobathehutt (10/30/2013) [-]
Literally the reason Aztecs killed most people besides for religious sacrifices was for territory. They didn't justify it with god.

Add up all of the native Americans killed in South America, Central America and North America by the Europeans (not counting Russia). Their justification was ALWAYS Christianity. Add to that the Spanish Inquisition, every witch trial, the Holocaust, the Americans slaughtering the Phili's (ironically it was slaughtering Christians in the name of Christianity. Christians and Muslims are pretty alike in this regard.) and many other instances and you get a whole fuckton of murders for the glory of Satan God
#16 - First Crusade: 13,000 out of 20,000 europeans die to a turkish… 10/28/2013 on Damn, Islam won again!! +1
#15 - Christianity does not in fact have the worst history of violen…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Damn, Islam won again!! 0
User avatar #17 - brobathehutt (10/28/2013) [-]
Stop making shit up. The Aztecs did not slaughter millions of people in the name of Religion, they didn't even hold a sacrifice every day, much less the huge number of daily sacrifices that would be necessary for them to come close to matching the horrors of Christianity. The Muslims also have not killed nearly as many people, there is no possible way you could possibly prove that they have, because they really haven't killed that many people.
User avatar #19 - infiniteduress (10/29/2013) [-]
With regards to the Aztecs, I am not specifically talking about sacrifice. Their religion was one of warfare, 90% of warfare waged by and between the Aztecs was for the glory of their gods. For this glory they slaughtered about 20,000 people a year for several hundred years before the Spanish arrived.

Muslim Jihadists have been around since the early 600's, and in the name of their religion they have caused some of the most violent religious wars in history. In their early years Muslims expanded quickly "spreading" their religion, from Morocco (south of Spain) to India, then the Sunni, Shi'ite schism occurred and they really started slaughtering each other, this conflict exists to this day.

While I agree Christians themselves have probably killed more people than Muslims, less of it was in the name of religion. The reason for this is that Eastern cultures have little to no separation of church and state, this is a purely Western concept, that is completely alien to Eastern sensibilities. To Muslims the head of the country is the leader of the church in that country, if the head of the country isn't Muslim, or isn't your brand of Islam (Shi'ia/Sunni), they have the right to remove him, this is Jihad. In Western Cultures, rebellions generally aren't over religion but territory or greed.
User avatar #20 - brobathehutt (10/30/2013) [-]
Literally the reason Aztecs killed most people besides for religious sacrifices was for territory. They didn't justify it with god.

Add up all of the native Americans killed in South America, Central America and North America by the Europeans (not counting Russia). Their justification was ALWAYS Christianity. Add to that the Spanish Inquisition, every witch trial, the Holocaust, the Americans slaughtering the Phili's (ironically it was slaughtering Christians in the name of Christianity. Christians and Muslims are pretty alike in this regard.) and many other instances and you get a whole fuckton of murders for the glory of Satan God
#13 - This is ******** , because the crusades resulted i…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Damn, Islam won again!! +1
User avatar #14 - lumberjackery (10/28/2013) [-]
they were muslim dude. look it up i promise you, while a couple may have been of another religion, pretty much every person they killed was muslim or in support of Islam. thats why its called a crusade and not a war, it's completely theologically inclined.
User avatar #16 - infiniteduress (10/28/2013) [-]
First Crusade: 13,000 out of 20,000 europeans die to a turkish ambush. Turkish losses negligable
second group of 100,000 begins march to jerusalem, less than half make it their, and while they do sack the city, they kill an equal number of Orthodox Christian "heretics" as they do Muslims and Jews
Third wave is rebuffed by turks with relatively even losses on both sides

Second Crusade: A conglomerate of Kings Marches on Damascus, and fails miserable, the greatest victory was the capture, of Tortosa, Spain. again with an even murder/rape of Catholic Spaniards as Muslims.

Third Crusade: Germany's Emperor, along with France's king and England's king (Richard the Lionhearted) march toward the holy land. The german emperor dies and his forces dip out, The french and english kings argue and the French king leaves. Richard sacks various Byzantine (largely Christian) cities on the way to the holy land where he does sacks acre. and is then rebuffed by Saladin. they form a treaty and thus ends the third crusade.

I'm running out of space, but the rest of the crusades are largely the same. With the Christians killing a christian for every Muslim/Jew and then a ton of Christian soldiers dying to the Muslim responses. The Crusades took place in an area of space smaller than the state of Virginia, while the rest of the middle east (about the size of Alaska) pulled itself together to rebuff each puny wave.
#32 - The OP specifically says they now have pizza and cannot be smo… 10/25/2013 on i love you too 0
#30 - >Implying babies first jungler needs smite to jungle.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on i love you too -1
#31 - bummerdrummer (10/25/2013) [-]
if your not taking smite your doing it wrong
#33 - bummerdrummer (10/25/2013) [-]
actually the post says the pizza will not smite him. so. unless your jungling as pizza. take smite.
User avatar #32 - infiniteduress (10/25/2013) [-]
The OP specifically says they now have pizza and cannot be smote, this leaves WW as jungler who can deal with big camps the easiest
#60 - The Hobbit or something 10/25/2013 on Dr.Pepper +8
#53 - Honestly i don't think he looks like a good guy without the ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #57 - mrhazzy (10/24/2013) [-]
He looks more refined and more sophisticated, I think the cape was the thing everyone recognised as a symbol for "Superhero" so I removing the cape was a good idea, makes him look more agile and maneuverable.
#28 - There used to be a soundproofed room called the crying room, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Steve Hofstetter +1
#147 - beerwench (10/22/2013) [-]
That is a cool little factoid I did not know. I know that Chunkys' Cinema has "family friendly" showings to kind of segregate the little ones from the masses but I will never understand people bringing little ones to a regular theater.
User avatar #61 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/21/2013) [-]
every public place ever should have them rooms. It should also be illegal not to use them.
#27 - God I love John Cleese 10/18/2013 on Titel +3
#84 - Picture 10/18/2013 on Never mess with a nice guy. +1
#24 - Silly person the Government isn't alive right now. 10/16/2013 on fuck the government +3
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#55 - 4chan refugee (09/06/2012) [-]
Ni ******* Hao, my name is Infiniteduress the Faggot.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and speak **** them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - 4chan refugee (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....


but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I ******* hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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