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#2 - door 04/02/2013 on Window out of fucking nowhere 0
#3 - The Dreadlocks are a turn-off. Also i don't see tits so it…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on Alpha as fuck +2
#4 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
They way she's positioned is obvious It's not a guy, look at the picture again and stop trying to post out of jealousy. Suck It up and admit you'll never be as alpha as this man right here.
#3 - oh **** , that's some hardcore collecting right th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on Netflix's hidden April... 0
User avatar #4 - ellucador (04/02/2013) [-]
yeah me too, it's just one season, sadly.
#1 - that would be the rare "iAmeyidort"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on wut +1
#2 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
wut
#10 - There were like 20 different gospels. The ones that didn't end… 04/02/2013 on Did we listen? +1
#35 - i agree 04/01/2013 on He wasn't just Uncle Vernon... 0
#2 - All hail the OP of that joke, one of the greatest comedians of… 03/28/2013 on Your Argument is Irrelephant 0
#18 - Hey guys the church is starting to look like its spending too … 03/28/2013 on GG Pope -2
#17 - yaaaaa..... the guy sobbing at the animal shelter... h… 03/27/2013 on Pockets of life +1
#42 - Something about this post seems familiar  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Dafuq? +6
#48 - urapooper (03/27/2013) [-]
I remember this post last night it was about that chick that played katniss in Hunger Games
#11 - Well at least you don't think it means Laugh out Loud-channel 03/26/2013 on LoL -3
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence +35
#148 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
clever bastard
#9 - the **** wouldn't you want to tap hurt  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence +33
User avatar #10 - therealtjthemedic (03/26/2013) [-]
...by peeing in it?
#11 - infiniteduress (03/26/2013) [-]
#148 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
clever bastard
#57 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Trolling 4Chan? That's cute. +6
#97 - okamiden (03/18/2013) [-]
#116 - Naomi Novik  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on Zheng he's ship VS... 0
#144 - angelusprimus (03/14/2013) [-]
Or books 2 and 3 in Council Wars series.
#88 - >Actual copulation is reported to last for just 30 to 60 se… 03/14/2013 on Even Whales .... +1
#37 - the meaning of words changes over time, its why latin is used … 03/11/2013 on Reggie the Asian Hacker 0
#33 - Just because a bunch of retards use a word wrong doesn't mean …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Reggie the Asian Hacker 0
User avatar #35 - mondominiman (03/11/2013) [-]
Well it's lost all meaning to me at least. Kinda like when someone calls someone else a faggot are they really saying the other is a homosexual or just an idiot that doesn't agree with them.
User avatar #37 - infiniteduress (03/11/2013) [-]
the meaning of words changes over time, its why latin is used in science because it won't change. its natural i suppose.
#369 - This thread is now Diamonds. 03/05/2013 on NSFW 0
#29 - entirely possible the reporter exaggerated, because your idea …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on Found in my local newspaper 0
User avatar #37 - ajperry (03/01/2013) [-]
It does sound odd.
#26 - The toddler was alone outside for several hours and the police…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Found in my local newspaper 0
User avatar #28 - ajperry (03/01/2013) [-]
Why didn't the dog get put in the car and the dad waited with the son?
User avatar #29 - infiniteduress (03/01/2013) [-]
entirely possible the reporter exaggerated, because your idea sounds the most likely
User avatar #37 - ajperry (03/01/2013) [-]
It does sound odd.
#9 - this guy is obviously not married 02/25/2013 on He did it ! +2
#67 - this is so old it took me five minutes to remember the sound o… 02/24/2013 on Morgan Freeman 0
#864 - **infiniteduress rolls 17** tasteslikejackalpussy 02/21/2013 on This is too perfect 0
#147 - This... The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Oh God +5
#180 - zellboom (02/19/2013) [-]
#167 - snowshark (02/19/2013) [-]
Well played, good sir.
#155 - theawesomeyoghurt (02/19/2013) [-]
A fellow Hitchhiker!
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#55 - anonymous (09/06/2012) [-]
Ni ******* Hao, my name is Infiniteduress the Faggot.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and speak **** them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....


but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I ******* hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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