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Date Signed Up:5/27/2012
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#2 - When you want to be remembered as an accomplished engineer/sci…  [+] (5 new replies) 9 hours ago on 'Murica +232
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#31 - brobathehutt (3 hours ago) [-]
A good way to be remembered as an accomplished engineer/scientist is being an engineer or scientist, they're not trying to be scientists or engineers and they've said this a lot, they're basically taking things that are already known and demonstrating it in a badass way. They don't want to be known as scientists or engineers, but they do hope they inspire more people to scientists and engineers.
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#21 - Riukanojutsu (4 hours ago) [-]
Maybe saying "In doubt, use C4" was not the way to go to be remembered for being a good engineer/scientist
#3 - lathyrusvii (8 hours ago) [-]
#37 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
But he's much more remembered for the scientific aspects.
#11 - sgtmajjohnson (5 hours ago) [-]
I would say the inventor of Rice Krispies, aka J. Robert Oppenheimer, is more famed for blowing stuff up as opposed to physics then Einstein is.
#6 - "Wow anon! You're so sexy! Take that shirt off so I can g…  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on *Legendary Synth Armor +92
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#36 - frutus (7 minutes ago) [-]
That would be the equivelant of asking a girl with a stuffed bra to show us her tits.
We notice every single time but we don't say anything.
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#34 - pappanoodles (31 minutes ago) [-]
well isnt it kinda the same as push up bras and make up?
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#23 - srskate (2 hours ago) [-]
* Can't do that. I gotta leave something to the imagination ;)
#49 - I'm genderfluid too! I'm a male most of the time, but… 16 hours ago on Tila Tequila can melt steel... 0
#6 - into a person? does he possess them? Translated from … 01/08/2016 on toy story +3
#20 - I love the art man, not just in this one, but in all your comp…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Character Art: Kobolds +2
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#28 - trollmobile (01/08/2016) [-]
kobold strangeling, obviously.
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#21 - thereisaguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Maybe a tiny exhaust door to let out smoke and heat from the kitchen? I dunno,

And thank you.
#11 - I grew up with a kid named Micheal Hunt Were his pare…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/30/2015 on May +16
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#39 - Tusura (12/30/2015) [-]
Same thing here except Michael was his middle name. Patrick was his first name.

Patrick Michael Hunt
Pat Mike Hunt.
#12 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't get it
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#19 - dankmemepepe (12/30/2015) [-]
Micheal Hunt.
Mike Hunt.
My cunt.
#40 - skebaba (12/30/2015) [-]
Except he'd either be called Michael Hunt or Mike. You don't use the last name when calling someone with a nickname.
#47 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Kid at my school everyone calls Joe then his last name ALWAYS idk it just what you call him even to his face always both names....
#42 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Thank you for your socially oblivious comment
#41 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
You do if it's funny.
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#15 - zoobexplain (12/30/2015) [-]
Mike Hunt
#10 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Moon +390
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#29 - ogthegreat (12/09/2015) [-]
And then he died of oxygen deprivation. And hypothermia. And head asploding.
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#31 - alfjnn (12/09/2015) [-]
Your heads don't actually asplode
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#33 - ogthegreat (12/09/2015) [-]
Don't you science with me young man.
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#34 - alfjnn (12/09/2015) [-]
#69 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Well, depends on what happens after your suit is off - events could lead up to your head 'asploding'. ... It just doesn't happen by being out there.

Still max pepsi though.
#11 - darpios (12/08/2015) [-]
I admit it took me way longer than one would be comfortable to admit before I saw it.
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#23 - videogamehippey (12/09/2015) [-]
I thought it was just higher res at first.
#19 - funkymelon (12/09/2015) [-]
How long
#71 - darpios (12/09/2015) [-]
A good two minutes at least.
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#24 - fluttergrey (12/09/2015) [-]
'bout 6 inches longer after they realized.
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#35 - ogthegreat (12/09/2015) [-]
6 inches you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#5 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Teddy +41
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#8 - dawnofrts (12/08/2015) [-]
#7 - >wore the appropriate safety gear for each tool >use…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/24/2015 on nsfw +465
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#126 - thebaconstripman (11/25/2015) [-]
He didn't use any safety tools when he was using the jointer I guess. idk if that matters though, I just remember needing to use handle things to push the wood through the jointer in my highschool woodshop class.
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#127 - thebaconstripman (11/25/2015) [-]
well, he did use safety goggles, but i just mean the hand tools specifically.
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#118 - hisokafromlol (11/25/2015) [-]
I EVEN SAW THEM HAHAHAHAH THOSE ARE BULGARIAN GYPSIES IN SUNNY BEACH PHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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#96 - ileikpokamahnz (11/25/2015) [-]
not safe for wood
#86 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
Not safe for wood
#69 - joshkroger (11/25/2015) [-]
For the most part his saftey is spot on, but you really shouldn't use a jointer for the long width portion of a board, but rather a planer. Yet he uses a planer for the short width of a board, when he should be using a jointer. Also his hands are directly above the blade, which is a no-no.

But honestly for a professional to do this, it is time efficient and he probably knows his tools well enough to do it without risk.

So no complaints here, just playing the devil's advocate
#109 - xerokill (11/25/2015) [-]
My boss did this with redwood 6x6 today, hand over the blade and everything, then told me to do it exactly the same? :o
#52 - billburr (11/25/2015) [-]
Neat stuff for wood-fans
#45 - thulsadoombot (11/25/2015) [-]
Not Safe For Wood

Look at that poor wood, getting mutilated like that. What if some innocent Enting comes across this. There is no word in Entish for such horrific imagery.

(Well there IS a word in Entish for it, but it takes like 5 hours to say and even longer to type)
#44 - keligus (11/25/2015) [-]
NSFW usually means porn, right?
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#49 - tenfinnvo (11/25/2015) [-]
NSFW means "not safe for work", whatever the meaning.
#41 - clownsormidgets (11/25/2015) [-]
Because it's not safe for wood.
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#31 - velho (11/24/2015) [-]
For making people to watch the whole thing, waiting something bad to happen, until they forgot the whole NSFW-part and just enjoy.
#47 - ciacheczko (11/25/2015) [-]
Oh. I was thinking it's one of those satisfying-to-watch kind of things, due to how smooth is all the cutting, hence NSFW. I guess that one works too.
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#14 - Tusura (11/24/2015) [-]
Because it's porn.
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#46 - swiiftninja (11/25/2015) [-]
Skittlety Skattle, its time to fucking battle!
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#56 - Tusura (11/25/2015) [-]
Whats up man. It's been a while
#5 - Not stupid, you just interpreted it wrong Thanks 10/03/2015 on Quality Advice +2
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