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#944130 - Ive been playing saints row 3 and diablo 3 lately fun stuff 06/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#953588 - Picture 05/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#602116 - You get to keep one pokemon as a pet under the condition that …  [+] (51 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #602169 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Shuckle. Fairly self sustaining, portable, and pretty cute.
User avatar #602148 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
Metagross.
They probably don't even eat, and if they do, it's probably not much.
Plus I can ride dat bitch to school and start swimming in da puss. Women love steel types.
User avatar #602150 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
"When hunting, this Pokémon pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach."

If it didn't need to eat, then it has no need to hunt.
User avatar #602149 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Except the Pokedex in-game has confirmed that it needs to eat.
User avatar #602151 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
They're smarter than a super computer, so it probably knows how to work kitchen appliances. If not, I'll teach it.
#602153 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Super computers are only able to run calculations. And even if it did know how to, it lacks the precision to use them properly with it's huge armleg things.
User avatar #602167 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Well given how it's also a living being that can adapt and learn from battles (if you count the anime) I'm sure you can teach it to cook. Although those arms are a problem.
User avatar #602170 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And I count the manga way more than the anime.
User avatar #602172 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Never read it, I should one of these days.
User avatar #602173 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, you really have to. Just as good as, and arguably better, than the games are. Even the creator of Pokemon said it's the closest thing to how he envisioned the series.
User avatar #602175 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Even better than Origins? Lel.
User avatar #602177 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Origins was only average. Adventures is the best non-video game part of Pokemon.
User avatar #602178 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm just laughing because Origins was suppose to be "adaption done right" but it's still rejected.
User avatar #602179 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Adventures truly is an adaptation done right.
User avatar #602168 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
It'd still need a hell of a lot of food each time it eats.
User avatar #602171 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it could probably do pit cooking since it's mainly starting a fire and keeping an eye on the meat.
User avatar #602174 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
It would need to eat something the size of Aggron at the least every time it does eat.
Plus, Metagross around a fire. Fucking genius.
User avatar #602176 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Never said it makes sense, just said it could happen.
User avatar #602154 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
It can learn Psychic, couldn't it use that to move them.
Better than leaving it home alone only to come home and find out it ate my neighbor's pets....and my neighbor.
User avatar #602156 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Also, it's psychic abilities are much lower compared to Pokemon like Alakazam who have a similarly-sized brain
User avatar #602155 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
The thing requires a shit ton of energy, it can eat everything you have in the kitchen and still be hungry. It would need to eat something at least the size of Aggron every time it eats because that huge brain requires a lot of energy to constantly work.
User avatar #602157 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
.......I guess I'll choose Ampharos, then.
User avatar #602158 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Nah, go with Magnezone. Just need to stick it's ass by a socket every once in a while.
User avatar #602159 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
But then the whole magnetism thing might cause problems. Like accidentally damaging my computer, or having random bits of metal constantly flying at him.
User avatar #602160 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's able to control it's magnetism so it can only use it to levitate.
User avatar #602162 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Ampharos is cuter and can mega evolve.
Plus, Magnezone really creeps me out. Something about that huge red eye.
User avatar #602164 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And Magnezone is still better defensively even after Amph has Mega Evolved, and it can be used as transportation as well.
User avatar #602146 - pickaxe (05/26/2014) [-]
Prolly' Ditto
User avatar #602144 - aceshot (05/26/2014) [-]
definitely scizor
User avatar #602141 - CottonTail (05/26/2014) [-]
Tropius. Cuz nanas. And flying. And it needing mostly sunlight and water. And nanas.
User avatar #602139 - alicorn (05/26/2014) [-]
Chatot
#602135 - ajrin (05/26/2014) [-]
#602134 - wannabepokemonfan (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #602129 - crazychaos (05/26/2014) [-]
I would go with Eevee. It would be neat to let it choose how it wishes to evolve on its own. Plus, I would be able to feed it cat food probably. Most other pokemon I would be uncertain about what I would need to feed it.
#602128 - allnamesrtaken (05/26/2014) [-]
I dunno
User avatar #602132 - fitemeirlbro (05/26/2014) [-]
faggit
#602136 - devout feminist (05/26/2014) [-]
faggit go kill urself. faggit? lol says the guy who is a faggit himself! get out, youre just making me laugh even harder
User avatar #602138 - fitemeirlbro (05/26/2014) [-]
k
#602127 - zionistjew (05/26/2014) [-]
pamperchu
#602125 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Regirock.
User avatar #602366 - wannabepokemonfan (05/27/2014) [-]
How great is Kiniro Mosaic? I am debating watching that or Non Non Biyori or continue reading Berserk
#602367 - nomora (05/27/2014) [-]
Great for what it is.
And watch Non Non too anyway.
#602368 - wannabepokemonfan (05/27/2014) [-]
Thank you I will torrent Kiniro first just need help on deciding which to watch 1st
#602126 - devout feminist (05/26/2014) [-]
fuckin whore
#602137 - devout feminist (05/26/2014) [-]
fuckin whore? get a life, troll! XD
#602123 - fitemeirlbro (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #602118 - elitefourcaitlin (05/26/2014) [-]
**elitefourcaitlin rolls 943**
User avatar #602119 - elitefourcaitlin (05/26/2014) [-]
**elitefourcaitlin rolls 945** rolling cos everyone already knows my answer
User avatar #602120 - elitefourcaitlin (05/26/2014) [-]
**elitefourcaitlin rolls 947** cri
User avatar #602121 - elitefourcaitlin (05/26/2014) [-]
**elitefourcaitlin rolls 668** inb4 949
User avatar #602122 - elitefourcaitlin (05/26/2014) [-]
Pyroar
eh alright
#1810 - Picture 05/25/2014 on /science/ board 0
#601841 - Thanks again!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #601842 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
No problem
#601838 - Thank you! 0189 9505 0261  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #601840 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks, I actually happened to need Feebas for the pokedex, was wanting one.
User avatar #601839 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
Online in PSS, ready to trade whenever you are. Has to be in the next 10 minutes or so, if you want it tonight. Gotta go after that, sorry
User avatar #601841 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks again!
User avatar #601842 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
No problem
#601835 - Unfortunately I don't, sorry.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #601836 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
That's fine. The Dratini has perfect IVs in attack and defense, by the way.
FC is 2320 - 6324 - 6680
User avatar #601838 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]
Thank you!

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User avatar #601840 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks, I actually happened to need Feebas for the pokedex, was wanting one.
User avatar #601839 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
Online in PSS, ready to trade whenever you are. Has to be in the next 10 minutes or so, if you want it tonight. Gotta go after that, sorry
User avatar #601841 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks again!
User avatar #601842 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
No problem
#601833 - yes please! Is there anything in particular your loo…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #601834 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
A hidden ability Shroomish, if you have that. If not, anything is fine.
User avatar #601835 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]

Unfortunately I don't, sorry.
User avatar #601836 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
That's fine. The Dratini has perfect IVs in attack and defense, by the way.
FC is 2320 - 6324 - 6680
User avatar #601838 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]
Thank you!

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User avatar #601840 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks, I actually happened to need Feebas for the pokedex, was wanting one.
User avatar #601839 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
Online in PSS, ready to trade whenever you are. Has to be in the next 10 minutes or so, if you want it tonight. Gotta go after that, sorry
User avatar #601841 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks again!
User avatar #601842 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
No problem
#601830 - does anybody have a dratini/dragonair/dragonite with the hidde…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #601843 - vermillionbobcat (05/23/2014) [-]
Lvl 80 Dragonite at the ready, friend code: 4914 4838 3686 nigga
User avatar #601832 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
I could breed one, fairly easily. You just need a hidden ability dratini?
User avatar #601833 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]
yes please!

Is there anything in particular your looking for that I might be able to give you for it?
User avatar #601834 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
A hidden ability Shroomish, if you have that. If not, anything is fine.
User avatar #601835 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]

Unfortunately I don't, sorry.
User avatar #601836 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
That's fine. The Dratini has perfect IVs in attack and defense, by the way.
FC is 2320 - 6324 - 6680
User avatar #601838 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]
Thank you!

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User avatar #601840 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks, I actually happened to need Feebas for the pokedex, was wanting one.
User avatar #601839 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
Online in PSS, ready to trade whenever you are. Has to be in the next 10 minutes or so, if you want it tonight. Gotta go after that, sorry
User avatar #601841 - infernobird (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks again!
User avatar #601842 - nommonsterbaa (05/23/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #601831 - nomora (05/23/2014) [-]
elitefourcaitlin
#111459 - 19 Georgia Depends on what part of the site really … 05/21/2014 on Social Board 0
#930263 - Power stance is enabled by holding Y (xbox 360) you will see y… 05/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#601506 - Picture 05/20/2014 on Pokemon 0
#928709 - one handing a weapon allows you to have someting in your other…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #929230 - kijajouteh (05/20/2014) [-]
Do you have to enable power stance somehow?

Also, if two weapons require 10 strength then 15 +15 = 30, I would have to have 30 to power stance?
User avatar #930263 - infernobird (05/21/2014) [-]
Power stance is enabled by holding Y (xbox 360) you will see your character shift how he hold his weapons slightly.

You wont need to add the two weapons together for your stat but you will need 150% of whichever one has the higher stat requirement which you have to meet for everything str/dex/int/faith.

For example if you wanted to power stance the smelter ultragreatsword which requires 40:strength and 10:dexterity

with the pursuers ultragreatsword which requires 30:strength and 18:dexterity

you would only need 60 strength and 27 dex to power stance them

#601186 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #601187 - thunderquill (05/17/2014) [-]
Probably one of my favorite pokemon ever since I played emerald. Definitely going to do him along with Groudon and Kyogre for the new games.
#257036 - Picture 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#599225 - Picture 05/08/2014 on Pokemon 0
#915174 - I like to hit big monster with big sword. But in all… 05/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#933499 - oddly enough that cleared things up more than anything else i'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #933502 - yusay (05/04/2014) [-]
Short and simple.

Although in all honesty no one knows what the fuck is going on in the Rebuilds at this point.
#933486 - So I finished watching evangelion and was pretty confused so …  [+] (17 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +6
User avatar #933842 - zomaru (05/05/2014) [-]
Don't worry, there was nothing really to get. If you understood the last scene in the movie then you got the story.
#933698 - chiopet (05/05/2014) [-]
#933657 - mechaemperor (05/05/2014) [-]
Nah, the pics posted below sum it up pretty well.
#933549 - sarcasticrunner (05/04/2014) [-]
go crazy
User avatar #933638 - thechosentroll (05/05/2014) [-]
My main reason for dropping Eva was because it was leaking cliche symbolism out the ass, but after reading this I've realized that I've been wrong this whole time. It's not leaking it, it's squirting it like an excited fire hose.
User avatar #933527 - nippuhl (05/04/2014) [-]
It's about rape.
User avatar #933495 - yusay (05/04/2014) [-]
#933499 - infernobird (05/04/2014) [-]
oddly enough that cleared things up more than anything else i've read so far
User avatar #933502 - yusay (05/04/2014) [-]
Short and simple.

Although in all honesty no one knows what the fuck is going on in the Rebuilds at this point.
User avatar #933491 - yibdiy (05/04/2014) [-]
It's easy, Shinji wanted to fuck his mom or something like that.
User avatar #933497 - yibdiy (05/04/2014) [-]
And thus the world has been saved. How heart warming.
#933488 - chewieisthebest (05/04/2014) [-]
nobody knows the world might never know
User avatar #933506 - herecomesjohnny (05/04/2014) [-]
>shinji locks the hospital door
>masturbation noises
>cue the indie feelgood music www.youtube.com/watch?v=naNV3SivX0U&feature=kp
>credits roll

User avatar #933511 - yusay (05/04/2014) [-]
Lock the door? I don't even think I remember him closing it.
#933508 - chewieisthebest (05/04/2014) [-]
wat nigga
#933516 - doujinshi (05/04/2014) [-]
Can you hear it yet?
#910324 - Yeah its a fantastic game. fightin giant bosses and shit. 05/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#110409 - Picture 05/01/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#54426 - Picture 05/01/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#906438 - first try here aw yiss 04/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#903093 - Do many randumbs dont know how to avoid getting hit by fire breath  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #903094 - elmilius (04/26/2014) [-]
Not just many, none of them do.
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User avatar #6 - acemcgunner (02/23/2014) [-]
was the pictures you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - infernobird (02/23/2014) [-]
wat?
User avatar #8 to #7 - acemcgunner (02/23/2014) [-]
on nsfw board straight
User avatar #9 to #8 - infernobird (02/23/2014) [-]
No, dude there are no chicks on that board.
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User avatar #2 - TheBadTouch ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
thank you for the rosario + vampire pics
User avatar #3 to #2 - infernobird (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah no problem if you have any other requests just let me know.
User avatar #4 to #3 - TheBadTouch ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
I'd be interested in any other good stuff you have to dump
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