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#131 - huntergriff (05/20/2014) [-]
2. Jedi mind tricks only affect weak minded individuals (I.E. Bib fortuna in episode 6) To get it to affect someone smarter, you'd need at least three or four jedi (masters or knights) all using the same jedi mind trick (They do this to cad bane in the second season of The clone wars, which yes is completely canon.)
3. He fuckin' thought Qui-Gon (A jedi master, mind you.) could totally take on a sith.
4. if he had used any force power like force choke, force lightning, etc. would have been out of character for Kenobi.
5. remember, the dude was a freakin' padawan in phantom menace.
#150 - thevoodoofrog (05/20/2014) [-]
He could easily have tripped Darth Maul over by snagging his leg with the force, while all his attention was on Qui'Gon.
Forgetting that a character can do things, is one of the worst writing mistakes that can happen. Don't pretend it isn't incredibly obvious how lazily they wanted Obi'Wan to appear helpless, at the expense of logic.
#155 - huntergriff (05/21/2014) [-]
Let me rephrase that, he thought qui-gon could handle him easier without slowing him down...plus there's also the room there was barely enough room for three people to fight, let alone two...had there not been that random shaft in the middle, i'm sure they could have continued fighting 2v1.
#156 - thevoodoofrog (05/21/2014) [-]
No, the reason he stopped fighting was because he got trapped behind a wall of energy. Darth Maul then immediately turned his back to Obi'Wan, and focused all his attention on Qui'Gon.
Obi'Wan could just have tugged on Darth Maul's shoes while he was distracted, and bam, no more Sith menace.
But nope, shitty writing is easier.
#158 - thevoodoofrog (05/21/2014) [-]
Yeah it is. He pushed a Droid over early in the film just by waving his hand.
The only reason it doesn't work on other Jedi is because they can USUALLY counter-act it with their own force abilities. Thats why they need the Lightsabers to actually go 1 on 1 with other Jedi, because the force is negated.
When they're not paying attention though, thats a free window.
#161 - huntergriff (05/21/2014) [-]
Nigga, you're arguing that just because he knocked a droid over in the movie that he could easily do the same to a sith lord. as I said a dumbed down slow moving droid is not the fucking same as a fast paced sith so no, it doesn't work like that. That's like saying that just because I can add 2 numbers together, I should be able to do fucking calculus.
#163 - huntergriff (05/21/2014) [-]
dooku only pulled something down on obi-wan and anakin because he was a cowardly little bitch
Dooku knocked out Obi-wan mid battle, Did not distract anakin for shit
Sidious just slaughtered everyone except mace windu before shooting sparks at him WHICH HE DEFLECTED RIGHT BACK AT HIM, only being forced to rely on anakin to become a little bitch and fuck everything up for the jedi.
that thing with obi wan and anakin force pushing each other isn't really them distracting each other
Neither Obi-Wan nor Vader used the force, In fact Obi-wan (and you can look this up if you were too stupid to pick up on this while watching the movies) allowed himself to be killed by Vader which in turn allowed Luke and company to escape. This was also him purposefully letting his guard down and concentrating so that he could pass on into the netherworld of the force which allowed him to come back as a ghost.
The only time this happened was was when AN EXPERIENCED SITH LORD went up against A NOVICE JEDI. Vader had the upper hand the entire time. In fact, that whole duel was actually pretty pointless, since Lando decided to FUCKING HELP PRINCESS LEIA AND THE OTHERS ESCAPE ANY WAY! The only thing that made it not pointless was the fact that R2-D2 had to be there to fix the hyperdrive.
The saber throw wasn't meant to distract anyone...It was meant to kill Luke, who went into hiding and only then while vader probed his mind with the force and found out about Leia, did Luke decide "Fuck you, dad, I won't let you turn my sister over to the dark side" and decided to fight vader.
#166 - thevoodoofrog (05/21/2014) [-]
Very good examples, but you missed my point.
None of those examples had a situation like with Obi'Wan and Qui'Gon, where one Jedi was out of the fight, and the enemies full attention was on the one remaining.
Obi'Wan could have easily used the force to assist Qui'Go, but instead chose to sit there like a retarded monkey lizard, and got his mentor killed.
#169 - huntergriff (05/21/2014) [-]
Except episode 2 did. Whenever Yoda and Dooku were fighting, dooku ended up bringing down that pillar AFTER he cut off Anakin's arm AND gave Obi-wan cuts on his arm and leg, which I assume made it too painful to do something since he just took SUPER-FUCKING-HEATED PLASMA TO THE FUCKING ARM AND HAND, AND AGAIN HE WAS IN THE GODDAMN PRESENCE OF A FUCKING JEDI MASTER WHO AGAIN HAD BEEN DOING THIS SHIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LONGER THAN HE OR ANY OF THE OTHER THREE HAVE.
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