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Date Signed Up:11/13/2012
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#90 - Frankly, I feel in love with it the first time I saw it and kn… 04/16/2015 on Lesbians 0
#15 - Yikes! Those are some unfortunate stats. 01/13/2015 on An anti-racism poster 0
#8 - I'm sorry, but have you been watching the news today? They are…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Ferguson +4
User avatar #9 - dadukesta (11/25/2014) [-]
It's not that, it's just that they're never going to be able to shake this off. There's now going to be a new group of racists who are going to fuel the fires of more of this shit on both sides. If I were from Fergusson I would be going full Punisher vigilante mode and just getting rid of these parasites but that wouldn't make me any better than them. It would just eliminate them.
User avatar #24 - pleuradispensor (11/25/2014) [-]
No, you would be sitting at your computer doing what you're doing right now: nothing about it. The people of Fergusson have brought upon themselves any criticism they will no doubt receive through their boorish, childish actions. I do feel sorry for the rest of the black community here in the US who will likely suffer further prejudice based on this chimping that's going on right now, but not for the ones involved. They can all eat shit and die as far as I'm concerned.
User avatar #36 - dadukesta (11/26/2014) [-]
Contrary to popular belief, I don't sit down at my computer all day.

Sometimes I like to sit down at bus stops and stare and pretty people.
#123 - That sounds awesome. Imagine it: FJ slums, where so many peopl… 11/14/2014 on who wants to live with admin? 0
#2 - Haha, no. That wasn't the idea. When I was kid, I remember alw… 09/13/2014 on Justguythings 5 0
#7 - Yeah, except U.S. public are notorious for how little they act… 09/10/2014 on smart kids = smart population +4
#3 - Can someone explain the joke? I am retart  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on We Love Canada 0
#25 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
No joke. Hot naked girl, so it gets thumbed up
User avatar #26 - imadps (09/10/2014) [-]
how can she be hot if she's naked in winter
#9 - Technically the U.S. military still uses bayonets, so we actua…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2014 on cheeky cunt +1
User avatar #12 - moistnuggests (07/30/2014) [-]
Does the U.S. Military Still Use Bayonets?

We still use them but they've been scaled back. So technically we have fewer.

But why would we scale them back? Well a bayonet charge is great for...poking enemies to make sure they're dead but running at an armed enemy who is shooting at you is liable to get you face fucked by bullets, so not very practical in modern warfare.
User avatar #151 - undeadwill (07/30/2014) [-]
Well....A spear is better than a knife soooo...
#69 - disgruntled (07/30/2014) [-]
Actually, bayonets are one of the most useful tools we had in the infantry. We primarily used them as large, sturdy knives for everything from skinning goats to interrogating the ground for IED pressure plates (Yes, we dig up bombs with knives). As for actual fixed bayonet charges, that has happened very rarely in Iraq (Fallujah, Ramadi, Al-Najaf) in extremely close quarters such as cemeteries. More frequently, they are used for simple hand-to-hand combat (try maneuvering a 40in long M16 pinned between you and a struggling Talib when he grabs you).

The main purpose of a fixed bayonet in OEF/OIF is for searching haystacks, moving piles of blankets and such, and crowd control. When we cleared out bazaars and villages, we would have to round up massive mobs of civilians for searching. We never had enough men, so they could simply run away through the gaps (Can't shoot them due to ROE's). However, they were far more scared of us when we fixed bayonets. You can walk through a village with an M240 on your shoulders and kids would still swarm you begging for candy and water. Fix your bayonet and they fucking scatter. It's actually pretty funny. I even marched detainees long distances at bayonet point. Again, people are more scared of blades than bullets (see "On Killing" by Lt, Col. David Grossman for a breakdown of the psychology behind it).

Pic related, me using a fixed bayonet while securing one side of a vehicle checkpoint back in 2011.
User avatar #154 - undeadwill (07/30/2014) [-]
You are very handsome.
#51 - localbees (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure there's been a couple charges in the Middle East in the past few years
#1 - I learned how to go bowling. 07/11/2014 on GTA +17
#1 - Now that's a sexual reference. 07/11/2014 on Google Yourself +259
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