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#9 - Technically the U.S. military still uses bayonets, so we actua…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2014 on cheeky cunt +1
User avatar #12 - moistnuggests (07/30/2014) [-]
Does the U.S. Military Still Use Bayonets?

We still use them but they've been scaled back. So technically we have fewer.

But why would we scale them back? Well a bayonet charge is great for...poking enemies to make sure they're dead but running at an armed enemy who is shooting at you is liable to get you face fucked by bullets, so not very practical in modern warfare.
User avatar #151 - undeadwill (07/30/2014) [-]
Well....A spear is better than a knife soooo...
#69 - disgruntled (07/30/2014) [-]
Actually, bayonets are one of the most useful tools we had in the infantry. We primarily used them as large, sturdy knives for everything from skinning goats to interrogating the ground for IED pressure plates (Yes, we dig up bombs with knives). As for actual fixed bayonet charges, that has happened very rarely in Iraq (Fallujah, Ramadi, Al-Najaf) in extremely close quarters such as cemeteries. More frequently, they are used for simple hand-to-hand combat (try maneuvering a 40in long M16 pinned between you and a struggling Talib when he grabs you).

The main purpose of a fixed bayonet in OEF/OIF is for searching haystacks, moving piles of blankets and such, and crowd control. When we cleared out bazaars and villages, we would have to round up massive mobs of civilians for searching. We never had enough men, so they could simply run away through the gaps (Can't shoot them due to ROE's). However, they were far more scared of us when we fixed bayonets. You can walk through a village with an M240 on your shoulders and kids would still swarm you begging for candy and water. Fix your bayonet and they fucking scatter. It's actually pretty funny. I even marched detainees long distances at bayonet point. Again, people are more scared of blades than bullets (see "On Killing" by Lt, Col. David Grossman for a breakdown of the psychology behind it).

Pic related, me using a fixed bayonet while securing one side of a vehicle checkpoint back in 2011.
User avatar #154 - undeadwill (07/30/2014) [-]
You are very handsome.
#51 - localbees (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure there's been a couple charges in the Middle East in the past few years
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