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Age: 23
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Video Games Played: Gears, halo, forza, BF3, GTAV, Destiny, TLOU, BF4, LBP3, Farcry 4
Interests: funny
Date Signed Up:7/08/2013
Last Login:12/16/2015
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Hi, I'm include, I make OC about polandball and comps about videogames, movies and TV shows. My mascot is Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck-it Ralph. If you want to talk I'm here to listen. Thanks for reading.
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#1122296 - Erotic.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#1122823 - novabird (12/17/2015) [-]
hue...
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#25 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
ha!
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#17 - thepizzadevourer (12/16/2015) [-]
First guy made the right wish. What's all that other stuff if you don't have someone to share it with? I will admit though, an X-Wing would be a close second
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#40 - yaybacon (12/16/2015) [-]
You could get all the pussy with an X-Wing or superpowers.
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#41 - thepizzadevourer (12/16/2015) [-]
Not to sound like a fedora tipper here, but casual hookups because you have nice things don't compare to mutual love, methinks
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#42 - yaybacon (12/16/2015) [-]
I know what you mean, I was just trying to make a haha funny joke.
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#43 - thepizzadevourer (12/16/2015) [-]
Sorry man, guess my finals have drained all the humor out of me.
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#44 - yaybacon (12/16/2015) [-]
Nah its cool, it was an unfunny attempt to whore myself out for thumbs.
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#46 - thepizzadevourer (12/16/2015) [-]
Have one anyway, you beautiful person, you
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#13 - therealdolan (12/16/2015) [-]
at least, he got some pussy to fuck
#16 - trevanman (12/16/2015) [-]
now imagine how many gold digger will go after the guy who wished for wealth
he gets laid pretty much every day
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#45 - alfonshister (12/16/2015) [-]
but this man has his true love

why need silly prostitutes?
#49 - trevanman (12/17/2015) [-]
never said prostitutes
gold diggers

not exactly the same thing, but both are after your money
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#20 - bigmanfifty (12/16/2015) [-]
70% of all lottery winners lose their winnings in the first two years.
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#35 - oiman (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah, because of all that fucking pussy they're smashing
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#26 - mondominiman (12/16/2015) [-]
The stupid ones
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#27 - sequel (12/16/2015) [-]
Or the people who fell to the constant calls from charity groups, scammers. and people he hasn't talked to in ages.
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#28 - mondominiman (12/16/2015) [-]
Just say you'll donate later for the charity groups, if you fall for a deal that says "double your money in 1 year by investing in this" then you really are stupid, also tell those old friends to fuck off.
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#31 - sequel (12/16/2015) [-]
They'll keep pestering you, like a telemarketer.
#21 - trevanman (12/16/2015) [-]
I didn't say he asked to win a lottery
he could've, though

I said he wished for wealth
no idea how much wealth he wished for
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#22 - bigmanfifty (12/16/2015) [-]
No amount of wealth is unspendable... without a source of income it could all go if you get surrounded by scroungers, scammers and you have poor business sense.

This guy in Britain won over £100 million, now he's back to being a lorry driver lol
#23 - trevanman (12/16/2015) [-]
but what if he wished for infinite wealth?
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#32 - seferofe (12/16/2015) [-]
Well then the economy is fucked.
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#47 - schwerdaddy (12/16/2015) [-]
Infinite wealth is not the same as infinite money. Having infinite wealth assures that you always have what is valuable to society. Say the dollar collapses, then he will have infinite gold. If gold becomes valueless then he might have infinite access to a new resource not even from earth.
#50 - trevanman (12/17/2015) [-]
I like how you're thinking

not even I thought of that

think about the power you'd have with your infinite wealth
you could become king somewhere. I'm fairly certain that with infinite wealth, I could go to any European country, fix their economy and daily lives and in return for this "selfless and hard work" put in for the betterment (is that a word, or should I just use improvement) of the people of that country, they would crown me king.
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#48 - seferofe (12/16/2015) [-]
But the economy is still fucked. If you have infinite wealth that just makes it worse.

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#4234 - include (04/16/2015) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by include
#4202 - freakyorange ONLINE (04/12/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by include
I only realized that the thing that guy made for you was a sticky from last year after this got done rendering.

So here, I made you a thing.
#4428 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry christmas
User avatar #4421 - nought (12/14/2015) [-]
how's my include doing
User avatar #4422 to #4421 - include (12/15/2015) [-]
Cool as ever.
User avatar #4424 to #4423 - include (12/15/2015) [-]
How about you?
User avatar #4425 to #4424 - nought (12/15/2015) [-]
not as good as usual but i'm still here
User avatar #4426 to #4425 - include (12/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, it'll get better soon.
User avatar #4407 - rockergamer (12/12/2015) [-]
why u tryna add me?
User avatar #4408 to #4407 - include (12/12/2015) [-]
Cause you're funny.
#4410 to #4409 - include (12/12/2015) [-]
Aww C'mon friend.
#4411 to #4410 - rockergamer (12/12/2015) [-]
i'll flip a coin
User avatar #4413 to #4411 - include (12/12/2015) [-]
YAY!
User avatar #4405 - nought (12/10/2015) [-]
include bby
User avatar #4406 to #4405 - include (12/10/2015) [-]
Hey nought.
User avatar #4400 - luluwho (12/09/2015) [-]
Hello, I'm collecting badges Would you consider letting me buy/swap for one of each color comment thumb badges ?
User avatar #4401 to #4400 - include (12/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, I collect the badges.
User avatar #4402 to #4401 - luluwho (12/09/2015) [-]
I could swap you OC Reward badges ... still no ?
User avatar #4403 to #4402 - include (12/09/2015) [-]
Sorry I collect them, go ask *********** .
User avatar #4404 to #4403 - luluwho (12/09/2015) [-]
OK, Thank You
User avatar #4390 - brcstar (11/13/2015) [-]
I remember you
User avatar #4391 to #4390 - include (11/19/2015) [-]
Hooray
User avatar #4383 - klina (10/15/2015) [-]
yo come back yo
User avatar #4384 to #4383 - include (11/06/2015) [-]
I got bored of funnyjunk
User avatar #4392 to #4384 - tranquilizer ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-]
pls no
User avatar #4393 to #4392 - include (12/08/2015) [-]
plz yes
User avatar #4394 to #4393 - tranquilizer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
;_;
User avatar #4395 to #4394 - include (12/08/2015) [-]
I will keep on visiting
User avatar #4396 to #4395 - tranquilizer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Stay

We're your real family here
User avatar #4397 to #4396 - include (12/08/2015) [-]
I'm not leaving forever, I won't be online as much.
User avatar #4398 to #4397 - tranquilizer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
:l
User avatar #4386 to #4384 - klina (11/07/2015) [-]
by some streak of fortune, i logged in cuz i needed a link on a comment i backtraced from an image on facebook, so i logged in and saw this

i also quit fj, it's not what it used to be
User avatar #4387 to #4386 - include (11/08/2015) [-]
I didn't quit FJ, I'm not online as much as I used to be.
User avatar #4388 to #4387 - klina (11/09/2015) [-]
well, life's been treating me nicely once I didn't waste away here, as fun as it is, I'm just gonna die if I keep coming back
User avatar #4389 to #4388 - include (11/10/2015) [-]
Same with me lol
User avatar #4382 - shadowrated (10/07/2015) [-]
where have you been? m80
User avatar #4385 to #4382 - include (11/06/2015) [-]
On steam playing vidya.
User avatar #4379 - theannoyingFJguy (09/28/2015) [-]
dicks
User avatar #4380 to #4379 - include (10/05/2015) [-]
vaginas
User avatar #4377 - tranquilizer ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
doot
#4370 - shadowrated (09/01/2015) [-]
You're getting pretty close to the most comment thumbs oat.
User avatar #4372 to #4370 - include (09/01/2015) [-]
Evilhomer has the most.
User avatar #4375 to #4372 - shadowrated (09/01/2015) [-]
woooooow
User avatar #4373 to #4372 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I do? Neat
User avatar #4376 to #4373 - shadowrated (09/01/2015) [-]
congratz man, i didn't even notice how good you've been doing lately
User avatar #4374 to #4373 - include (09/01/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #4345 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
huh, I thought you were already on my friends list
User avatar #4367 to #4345 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
That's how you should be, set your priorities first.
User avatar #4346 to #4345 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
I thought so too
User avatar #4347 to #4346 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
so how've you been lately?
User avatar #4348 to #4347 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
I was feeling bored lately, so I decided to kill some time on steam.
User avatar #4349 to #4348 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
I've been the same, got a couple hard-to-get achievements in this one game I'm striving for 100% which I'm gonna be stuck at 36/40 because the last 4 are with the DLC I can't afford
User avatar #4350 to #4349 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
I am so hooked on playing team fortress 2
User avatar #4351 to #4350 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
The automatic graphics settings that my computer set made it impossible for me to read any text in TF2, so I uninstalled it
User avatar #4352 to #4351 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
Oh, I can see why. My old computer did that, although playing games on it sucked.
User avatar #4353 to #4352 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
Mine definitely is not a gaming computer, it barely runs metal gear rising at 1/4 the speed of a normal rig
User avatar #4354 to #4353 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
But, atleast you can still run few good games on it
User avatar #4355 to #4354 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
very few, and it's a hit or miss honestly, I was informed my rig couldn't handle MGR and yet it managed, so there really is no good way to tell
User avatar #4356 to #4355 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
Which PC you got?
User avatar #4357 to #4356 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
it's a dell inspiron of some sort
User avatar #4358 to #4357 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
I had dell inspiron 1545
User avatar #4359 to #4358 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
yea, these things are not for gaming

I didn't buy it for gaming either, back then I had an x360 and ps3
User avatar #4360 to #4359 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
Now I run with an alienware 15.
User avatar #4361 to #4360 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
I'm a total pleb, that's good yea?
User avatar #4363 to #4361 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
It's really good
User avatar #4362 to #4361 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
Gaming PC, but I use it for work as well.
User avatar #4364 to #4362 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
I want to upgrade, but as you've already deduced, cash isn't an abundance

I got this for work only, r/pcmasterrace suggested I rob a gas station, and also reminded me why I don't browse reddit
User avatar #4365 to #4364 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
That's good man, focus on your work first after that you'll have more time to play.
User avatar #4366 to #4365 - lightspeedtooslow (07/17/2015) [-]
I'll get it one day, I'm in no rush
#4342 - Sunset ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
nothing personel, kid
#4344 to #4343 - Sunset ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
meh, ok
#4336 to #4335 - roll (07/16/2015) [-]
sry was sleeping, gamessssssssssssss.
you?
User avatar #4337 to #4336 - include (07/16/2015) [-]
I got a new pc, it's awesome.
User avatar #4338 to #4337 - roll (07/16/2015) [-]
lol, you been playing games?
User avatar #4339 to #4338 - include (07/16/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #4341 to #4340 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
If you have steam, we can be steam buddies.
User avatar #4329 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #4330 to #4329 - include (07/15/2015) [-]
I am fast.
#4327 - mcderper (07/15/2015) [-]
so green........
User avatar #4328 to #4327 - include (07/15/2015) [-]
I like green
User avatar #4368 to #4328 - mcderper (08/13/2015) [-]
i hear that
User avatar #4369 to #4368 - include (08/13/2015) [-]
good
#4317 - vincentvalkerii (07/10/2015) [-]
I thought you were gone.
But then again nobody ever really leaves.
User avatar #4318 to #4317 - include (07/10/2015) [-]
I always try to leave, but I end up coming back.
User avatar #4319 to #4318 - vincentvalkerii (07/11/2015) [-]
Wouldn't be the same if the normal users didn't stick around.
User avatar #4320 to #4319 - include (07/11/2015) [-]
I do like to take breaks away from FJ, so I wouldn't get bored of it.
User avatar #4321 to #4320 - vincentvalkerii (07/11/2015) [-]
I took a long break, and went to lurking after I forgot my old old accounts info.
I've been here since 2011,
Not that long but the time flies by.
What about you?
User avatar #4322 to #4321 - include (07/11/2015) [-]
I've been here since 2009, the first account I deleted, the second and third I forgot their passwords, then I made this account.
User avatar #4323 to #4322 - vincentvalkerii (07/11/2015) [-]
Sadly after I made this account I remembered my old one's password..
But this one was much more popular, and had colored text... So I kept it.
Sorry If I'm a bother since we don't really know each other.
User avatar #4324 to #4323 - include (07/11/2015) [-]
Exactly what happened to me too. This had coloured text too. Oh don't worry you aren't being bothersome it's good to have a nice chat once in a while.
User avatar #4325 to #4324 - vincentvalkerii (07/11/2015) [-]
It's odd not seeing you with colored text.
User avatar #4326 to #4325 - include (07/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I get that a lot.
User avatar #4308 - nought (07/05/2015) [-]
wow he's still here
#4310 to #4308 - include (07/08/2015) [-]
tfw no reply
User avatar #4311 to #4310 - nought (07/08/2015) [-]
i'm here don't worry
User avatar #4312 to #4311 - include (07/08/2015) [-]
I thought you left me.
User avatar #4313 to #4312 - nought (07/08/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #4309 to #4308 - include (07/05/2015) [-]
I can't leave you all alone, I'm always here
User avatar #4306 to #4304 - robotdefault ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #4307 to #4306 - include (07/03/2015) [-]
hello
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