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#50 - I guess funnyjunk is as racist as it's always been.  [+] (23 new replies) 04/28/2015 on jamal -4
User avatar #262 - xsap (04/29/2015) [-]
so pointing out what we see is now racist?
User avatar #169 - severepwner (04/28/2015) [-]
You really just don't get it.
User avatar #237 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/29/2015) [-]
He gets it quite well actually.
User avatar #134 - iatedub (04/28/2015) [-]
Fuck off nigger enabler.
User avatar #238 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/29/2015) [-]
I can't tell if you're a troll or just really fucking stupid sometimes.
User avatar #54 - takers (04/28/2015) [-]
i really thought it had changed, guess not.
worst part is i can't differentiate between real racists and people who are just kidding anymore..
User avatar #239 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/29/2015) [-]
Normally I just try to skip them. People try to pretend that "lel it's just a joke!!!11" but it's not anymore, at least it doesn't seem like a joke at all. A joke is calling a dude Shekles McJewinstine for embezziling a bunch of money from orphans. It's not a joke for every comment to say nothing but "Niggers are subhumans" without any humor involved.
User avatar #198 - datpenis (04/29/2015) [-]
Right? don't get me wrong, the content is funny, but i feel weird. Like no one doesn't understand the problem, or looking at the problem hardly, and just seeing niggers.
User avatar #185 - mussyo (04/29/2015) [-]
Exactly, and they band together to that they can comfort themselves that what they are doing is ok.
#81 - twofreegerbils (04/28/2015) [-]
Explain exactly what is racist about this comic. It captures the state of Baltimore in perfect simplicity. Cucks like you think it's racist now to say anything critical of black people. Retarded faggot
User avatar #217 - germanblood (04/29/2015) [-]
It is racist. Whites and blacks equally participate in the riots, but only blacks get arrested for it.

That is racist.
User avatar #221 - twofreegerbils (04/29/2015) [-]

but only blacks get arrested for it.

User avatar #223 - germanblood (04/29/2015) [-]
lol Every serious internet person has to troll once in a while, right?
User avatar #224 - twofreegerbils (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh jesus thank you man I was about to have an aneurysm
User avatar #225 - germanblood (04/29/2015) [-]
The only white people saw were the cops that were like "Please stop. Why are you acting like chimps? Do we really have to give these things rights? What do you mean we can't just shoot them all?"

But all I see on the news is "BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!!!"

To who? Corrections officers trying to support their families?
User avatar #219 - twofreegerbils (04/29/2015) [-]
Whites and blacks equally participate in the riots

#194 - questionableferret (04/29/2015) [-]
#196 - twofreegerbils (04/29/2015) [-]
>something I don't agree with
#201 - questionableferret (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh... oh, were you serious? Wow... wow you're one fucked up piece of shit aren't you? Like... nothing in the comic stood out to you as racist? Jeeze, are you like an evil Captain America, frozen back in the 2nd World War before people realised how freaking retarded it was to slap red lips on jet-black people and say "Well this isn't racist at all."?

Because if you're not then you're just a moron.

Criticise dumbfucks for being dumbfucks, like I'm criticising you, but don't drag race into it, because scumbags of all races were rioting.
User avatar #202 - twofreegerbils (04/29/2015) [-]
Black people also don't have #000000 skin. It's like that because it was made in 10 minutes with ms paint. Get over yourself, cuck.
#210 - questionableferret (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh my god so... so you're not trolling and that's actually what kind of a person you are?

Wow... trolling or not, cheers, that comment made me chuckle. Good luck with whatever poor life-choices that made you such a cunt.
#211 - twofreegerbils (04/29/2015) [-]
#79 - theberserker (04/28/2015) [-]
We've succeeded then, we've achieved perfection; true neutrality. We look upon both side and laugh as the world burns around us. Mission accomplished boys, lets head home.
#108 - "Discrimination in Low Wage Labor Markets" Prin… 09/24/2014 on So true 0
#71 - This doesn't happen  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on So true +8
User avatar #73 - checkemtrain (09/24/2014) [-]
im glad it doesn't
#75 - rollfourexplain (09/24/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,383**

Actually it happens, just not as overexaggerated as this. I believe it's been happening a lot less in the past few years though.
User avatar #108 - imyourdaddy (09/24/2014) [-]
"Discrimination in Low Wage Labor Markets"
Princeton University
#2 - Play the scenario out with a guy >Be dude >…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Gold Diggers! +2
#9 - lahel (09/20/2014) [-]
you are semi-technically correct, but as captainfuckitall said, you dont go with strangers.

less so if they are rich, because they kill you, and they get away because they bribe the judge (laws are only for poor people, remember?)

also, a buggati is only a fucking car. Like some shitty bicicle, only a bit better. owning one doesnt make u a better person. If you see the bitch in the picture crawling up your stairs at night, and kill it with your little finger Bruce Lee-style, then you are cool.

Not by having money.

anyways I thumbed you up bcoz u have some correctness there.
User avatar #3 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2014) [-]
Ya...ya...no. My mother taught me never to get into a car with strangers; and frankly, that kind of advice you don't dismiss just because you get older. That type of shit gets your head chopped off.
#221 - fj cares more about animals than black people.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on FeelsyJunk 0
#227 - Absolute Madman (09/12/2014) [-]
you're obviously notthedaddy.
#72 - Here's the original  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +8
#101 - Absolute Madman (09/09/2014) [-]
That's also shopped.
#95 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
#73 - lecorbi (09/09/2014) [-]

#63 - This is one of the funnier trolls I've seen on this site  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Grandma Caterpillar Putting... -1
User avatar #77 - lathyrusvii (11/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #70 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
I mean, at least this guy gave me a compliment.
User avatar #78 - lathyrusvii (11/17/2014) [-]
I realized it wasn't exactly a compliment.
#60 - black people aren't really racist 09/08/2014 on Saltine Smacktalk -1
#58 - It doesn't help considering the poverty in mostly black areas.… 09/08/2014 on Saltine Smacktalk 0
#29 - or maybe they don't want their bodies exposed to the entire world?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Sasha Grey -5
User avatar #30 - timbic (09/05/2014) [-]
nah its totally not that.


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